Li Yubing sent Tang Xue a red envelope.
With a voice message: "Speak when you are short of money, don't sell your boyfriend's photos." The tone was particularly sad.
Tang Xue: "You pretend to be X in the circle of friends, so many people see it, what's wrong with me selling a photo?"
Li Yubing couldn't help laughing when she heard the news. It turns out that you are jealous
This fool.
He smiled and replied in a low voice, "Only for you to see."
This news, Tang Xue accidentally clicked out, Li Yubing's low, coaxing voice sounded in Tang Xue's bedroom, the three roommates heard it and looked at Tang Xue in unison.
Xia Menghuan asked tentatively, "Your Majesty, what does Concubine Gou want to show you? Is it the kind of thing I think?"
"No..." Tang Xue felt that Xia Menghuan should have thought of something good.
Zhao Qin asked strangely, "What is Concubine Dog?"
"It's Li Yubing."
Zhao Qin collapsed a little, "Do the fans of the Ice God know that you are calling him a dog concubine behind your back... Fans will kill people..."
"Oh, don't worry, if you talk in the dormitory, Li Yubing's fans can't hear it."
Ye Liuying was reading a book at first, but now she buttoned the book and slapped the table hard, bang!
"I need a boyfriend," she said.
"It's simple," Tang Xue raised a finger, "I heard Jiang Shijia say that many people in the ice hockey team are still single, so I'll hold a blind date for you, two yuan for a boyfriend, just pick and choose."
Ye Liuying asked: "It's so strange, isn't the ice hockey team a male model team, why are there so many singles?"
Huh
Tang Xue felt that this question was a bit sharp and she couldn't answer it, so she asked Li Yubing.
Li Yubing couldn't answer either, so he turned to ask Jiang Shijia.
When Jiang Shijia heard this question, she became very angry, and replied with a crackle: "Fuck, fuck, do you have the guts to ask?" It's all your fault! A small fist punches your chest! Wash you scumbag!
Li Yubing: Speak human words.
Jiang Shijia: Brother Bing, are you really ignorant or pretending not to know? Your old man is the top card of our team. How many girls are lining up to get you, because of you, the other brothers have no sense of existence, okay! Finally, I fell in love with a girl, wanted to chase, and finally developed into helping the girl make an appointment with the ice god. This kind of thing happens a few times, and everyone will learn to be good. When Brother Bing is released, we will find a girlfriend. Don't worry, we are still young, we can afford it.
Li Yubing: …
With the thickness of his face, he couldn't repeat the original explanation. After thinking about it for a long time, he seemed to be narcissistic no matter what, so he took a screenshot and showed it to Tang Xue.
Tang Xue was a little embarrassed after reading it, so she was embarrassed to tell others.
Then Li Yubing sent a message asking her to delete the circle of friends.
Tang Xue: If you don't delete it, I'll see if someone will come to me to buy photos. This is called phishing enforcement.
Li Yubing thought to herself, you are cute, whatever you say is right.
After chatting with Tang Xue for such a long time, Li Yubing had a feeling of being charged. He was not in a good mood after taking a bath just now, but now he is inexplicably swinging. His girlfriend is really a magical existence.
At this moment, a flower in Tianqin Bay sent him a message: You stinky boy, hurry up and call me back!
Li Yubing's electricity leaked a little.
He felt that his mother's wording was a bit harsh, and he didn't dare to neglect, so he called back.
"Yu Bing," Mama Li called out to him, speaking at an unpleasant pace, but her tone was firm, sounding angry, she said, "How could you do that to a girl?"
Li Yubing was at a loss, "What's wrong with me?"
"What's wrong with you? I've seen all those photos of you. You treat Tang Xue in public, are you rude or not? Do other girls want to be human? Do you think you can do things when you're young? Even this little bit of control None? How do I usually teach you? Huh? I—"
"Mom," Li Yubing took a deep breath to interrupt her, "it was a misunderstanding. I didn't expect someone to take pictures secretly at the time." I didn't even expect the other party to have scissor hands like gods. As if everything was done...
"Think about it," Li Yubing explained patiently, "I just kissed for the first time today, and you interrupted me—"
After finally plucking up the courage to entertain myself, I was also interrupted.
Simply... The listeners are sad and the listeners cry.
Mama Li thought about it, and felt that her son's usual performance was really innocent, not as large as in the picture, and some details could not be deceived. She then said, "Yu Bing, I'm sorry, my mother is in a hurry."
"fine."
"But it's still wrong for you to do that. Maybe this matter has no effect on you, but it hurts girls a lot. I hope my son is a responsible person, and I also hope that he will not act on impulse , do what you regret."
"Well. I understand."
After Mama Li said this, she added, "Oh, by the way, my dad and I will visit you at your school this weekend."
Li Yubing was taken aback, "Why?"
"I can't think of my son, why are there so many?"
"You guys, do you actually want to see Tang Xue?"
"Well, if it's convenient, you can also take a look at Tang Xue. I haven't seen her for many years, and I don't know what she is like now."
Li Yubing hesitated, "We just got together not long ago, will you be too fast?"
Li's mother was not happy, "Oh? You mean my mother is going to hold you back?"
"I do not-"
"Yu Bing, don't forget how hypocritical you were when you were young. At that time, it was me, the mother, who tried desperately to improve your sensitivity in front of Tang Xue, so that you didn't lose at the starting line."
"...Okay, I'll tell her."
…
When Li's mother hung up the phone, Li's father closed the book in his hand and put it on the bedside table, and pulled the quilt for his wife, "Go to bed earlier."
"Alas," Mama Li sighed, "Stinky boy, let us worry about it."
"To be fair, Yu Bing has more peace of mind than other children." Dad Li defended his son.
Mama Li suddenly laughed again, "Fate is amazing. They have been separated for so many years, but they finally come together. It's really like a thread is tied, and they can be brought back no matter how far they go. Well, this is Yue Lao. the red line."
"You always talk about Tang Xue, but after so many years, she must have changed a lot. Wife, don't have high expectations for her, in case..." In case of disappointment.
"Husband, I don't know what Tang Xue has become now, but there is one thing that I think is quite rare."
"Oh?"
Li's mother took her mobile phone, found Tang Xue's Weibo, and clicked on the video to show her husband.
Dad Li watched his son sing "Chrysanthemum Remnant" there, and the psychological shadow was as big as the Pacific Ocean.
Li's mother said, "Tang Xue handled it like this very well."
Dad Li doubted his life: "Are you sure?"
Mama Li waved her hand, "You don't understand the thoughts of those children now." She shared her experience of mixing with fans these days, and then said, "Little fans are very simple and vulnerable, easy to be provoked, but they He is also a fan of Yu Bing, his own. Tang Xue's response in this way directly avoids Yu Bing being caught in the middle and makes it difficult to be a human being. At the same time, Yu Bing also uses this to express his position. At most, he sacrifices his personal image, which is not important. Moreover, Tang Xue's handling is very gentle and has a good sense of humor, which is considered to be a very good crisis public relations."
"The world is so complicated for young people these days."
"Okay, go to sleep, we'll go pick a gift for Tang Xue tomorrow."
"Um."
—
The next day Tang Xue met a few stray cats on the side of the road during class. She and Xia Menghuan fed them snacks, took pictures, and then sent them to Li Yubing as soon as possible.
Tang Xue: Is it cute
Li Yubing: Okay, I've seen more cute ones.
Tang Xue: Do you have any photos, please send them to take a look.
Li Yubing posted a photo of her.
Tang Xue's little heart thumped a few times, um, I really want to see him and listen to him.
As soon as she had this idea, Li Yubing's call invitation came. Well, it's just that tacit.
On the other end of the phone, Li Yubing was laughing, "I dreamed of you last night." The voice was rustling and slow, which meant that he wanted to stop talking.
Tang Xue was happy, "What a coincidence, I dreamed of you too."
"Huh? What do you dream of me?"
"Li Yubing, I dreamed that you turned into a pangolin, and my father bought you home from the vegetable market."
"And then, released?"
"Then boil a pot."
"..." God-like direction.
"I cried while eating, but it was miserable." Tang Xue couldn't help but feel a bit sad when she thought of that miserable.
Li Yubing felt powerless for a while, "Then why do you still eat..."
"How do I know, I can't control my dreams."
Li Yubing thought for a while and concluded, "You eat me in your dreams."
"Well, that's understandable... Then what dream did you have?"
"Similar to you, I dreamed of eating you."
Tang Xue didn't react for a while, and still sighed, "It's quite a coincidence."
Li Yubing suppressed a smile, thought of something, and said, "By the way, my parents are coming over this weekend."
"Come for what?"
"Look at the daughter-in-law."