Laiying: “Ahhhhhh!”
Lu Yinbing once again moved the receiver away from his ear and waited for three seconds. It was quiet inside. Lu Yinbing moved closer and it was as if there was an automatic breathing-sensing screaming machine installed over there: "Ahhhhhhhh!"
Lu Yinbing hung up the phone and asked Laiying to calm down.
As soon as I hung up the phone, Laiying called me.
Lu Yinbing picked up the call and said, "If you do that again, I'll block you!"
The other side quieted down and started laughing. Before Lu Yinbing could really get angry, he regained his composure, "Aren't I happy for you? Your 28-year-old little flower bud is finally going to bloom. Just thinking about it makes me feel..."
Lu Yinbing: "Excited?"
Laiying: "Poor."
Lu Yinbing: “…”
Laiying fell on the bed in a very relaxed posture: "Can I ask you a question? How did you know yourself? Which one of the internal and external medicines worked? I remember that I introduced you to this building yesterday or the day before yesterday... My friend, you are too fast. I thought you would think about it for at least ten days or half a month, so I didn't bring my phone. Hey, this news broke, and it scared me to death."
Lu Yinbing: "This is not important."
Lai Ying shouted, "How can it not be important?! This is the most important thing, okay?" The more Lu Yinbing avoided the question, the more suspicious he became. Lai Ying had a feeling that there might be a particularly big gossip hidden here.
Lu Yinbing: "Really not, I just filmed a sex scene and I recognized myself in a minute."
Lai Ying asked suspiciously, "Really?"
"Of course. Why are you so slow? I have a cocktail party tonight. I just arrived at the hotel in City S. I'm going to change my clothes and go downstairs. If you have something to say, say it quickly. Time waits for no one."
Laiying: "Alright, alright, you're asking me to stop. Let me tell you after you finish the party." One should not be in a hurry to listen to gossip. One should drink some fine wine while listening to gossip, so that his soul can be cleansed.
Lu Yinbing: "I was kidding, it actually doesn't start for another two hours."
Laiying: "Fuck you!"
Lu Yinbing: "My father is an only child, he has no uncle. If you want to fuck my uncle, does your husband know?"
Laiying: "You—"
Lu Yinbing's lips opened and closed quickly: "You are naturally beautiful, virtuous and talented, handsome and elegant, as beautiful as a fairy, and extremely beautiful. You are simply a fairy from heaven who has come down to earth. Okay, I get it, you don't have to praise me anymore."
Lai Ying roared, "I'm going to fuck you!"
Lu Yinbing: "I'm sorry, I'm already Xia Yitong's, so she should be the one to have sex with me."
“… Forget it. A friend’s wife should not be bullied. I’ll let you off this time.” Laiying said magnanimously, “I think the chances of you succeeding are very, very small.”
Lu Yinbing was puzzled and asked naturally, "Why? I'm so outstanding and I'm her idol, how could she not like me?"
"You think you are the RMB, everyone has to like you, there are people who don't like the RMB!" Laiying almost spit out a mouthful of blood, "I find that you are becoming more and more narcissistic recently. Is it my illusion?"
Lu Yinbing said: "Yes."
Laiying: "Come on."
Lu Yinbing said lazily: "I have always been so narcissistic. Is this the first day you met me?" It's just that the seeds of spring have been sown in him recently, and this attribute has been enhanced. From now on, I have to make myself appear in front of Xia Yitong with 100% perfection every day!
“…” Laiying wanted to break up with her.
Even though she was talking nonsense, Lu Yinbing still wanted to hear the opinion of the young woman who had been dating her husband for ten years and was married to him: "You just said that the possibility of me catching up with her is very small. Why?"
"Chen Muyang." Laiying uttered a name.
The joy in Lu Yinbing's eyes suddenly disappeared. Without mentioning the origin, she almost forgot about this person who was suspected to be Xia Yitong's secret crush. Lu Yinbing pondered and said, "But I am her idol. She should like me more than her secret crush." Lu Yinbing persuaded herself and repeated, "Should..."
"But these are two completely different feelings." Lai Ying wanted to create chaos in the world, so he started talking nonsense. "You yourself went from straight to gay, so you must know how much your feelings towards Xia Yitong have changed. Isn't this something that an idol can replace? If you can sleep with your date, you can also sleep with your idol, right?"
"Sure, I can just become her partner, no problem."
"..." Laiying decided that after they were officially together, she would definitely give Xia Yitong an exclusive interview: What does it feel like to sleep with your idol
Once Lu Yinbing has made up his mind, he will not care about the difficulties and obstacles ahead. From the moment he makes the decision, he will look for the best solution to achieve his goal. "Laiying, I have never chased anyone before. Please help me think of a solution."
“Observe with your eyes and follow with your heart.”
"Observe what?"
"Observe her preferences and emotions, show your tender side and melt her heart." Lai Ying is optimistic and estimates that within two days these two people will be able to feed her dog food, and then she will block Lu Yinbing!
"I get angry when I talk about tenderness. I spoke a little more gently today, and Xia Yitong thought I was possessed."
"Hahaha, she's not used to it, just take your time."
"No, I think what you said is too simplistic. Please give me another list of the Thirty-Six Stratagems and send it to me within three days."
Laiying: “…”
She knew that listening to gossip had a price, and she hadn’t heard the most important thing yet!
She tried to struggle, but Lu Yinbing brought the topic back to work. Laiying had terminated her contract with the company, and her studio had just been established and was listed under Lu Yinbing's studio. She went out to experience life again, and even with the help of Lu Yinbing's people, there was still a lot of mess. After a few words, Laiying put the gossip behind her and started to have a headache.
"It would be great if being an actor could just be about acting." After coming to the cinema to chat about this, I felt more tired than having hoeed the soil and applied pesticides all afternoon today.
"Then you need a good agent and boss to help you solve all your problems."
"Forget it. I'll work hard for another two years and earn enough money to retire and open a milk tea shop to retire." Laiying asked, "What are your plans? Will you switch to being a director after you finish filming this movie?"
"There's no rush to change my career. I haven't filmed enough movies yet. While my body can still handle it, I'll have two more years of fun and go to the Cannes Film Festival."
"Okay, you and I are at a different level. Do you want to win all the Golden Lion, Golden Bear, and Golden Palm awards before you retire?"
Lu Yinbing laughed over there, "It may take ten years or so, and you may not get it. It depends on your luck."
"Good luck."
"I'll lend you my good words."
"Why don't you go for Oscar?"
Lu Yinbing thought seriously for a moment and said, "It's not impossible. There's also the Best Foreign Language Film Award. But the market has not been very good in recent years. Sometimes the films sent out for review are hard to describe. My mother can't do anything about it."
She couldn't help but look longing: "If I had been born 20 years earlier, I would have been able to catch up with the golden age of Chinese cinema."
This is too high a realm. Laiying, who has only won the three best actress awards in China, decided not to talk about this, so as not to undermine her self-confidence. She took down her phone and checked the time: "But if you were born twenty years earlier, you wouldn't have met your wife. It's been an hour, don't you have to change your clothes?"
Lu Yinbing accepted the title readily and smiled: "I have to send a message to my wife, I'll be down later."
Laiying hung up the phone and kicked over the bowl of dog food.
This is calling his wife, without asking whether she agrees or not. Well, Xia Yitong will definitely agree. Seeing that the time for the wife and husband to show their love to him in public is getting closer, Laiying misses her husband especially.
Oh, and that big gossip.
Laiying opened the address book on her cell phone, found a number, and dialed it. The other end beeped five or six times before picking up the phone: "Teacher Lai." A female voice that sounded very mature came over, soft and gentle.
Laiying was very polite to the woman and whispered softly, "Is Lou Xiaolou here?"
"She's in the shower. I'll bring your phone in."
The bathroom door opened, followed by a series of noises, the sound of slippers sliding across the floor, the splashing of water, and the woman whose voice had been so mature before gasping, "Stop making trouble, do you want to be punished? I'm here to find you."
"Where's your cell phone?"
"You are blind, it's in my hand."
"oh."
The chirping voice of a little sparrow immediately filled Ying's ears, just like the energetic morning sun: "Teacher, what do you want to see me for?"
The Beijing dialect turned into a Northeastern accent.
"What did you send to my friend? She immediately realized her heart and became bent."
Lou Xiaolou's voice immediately became louder: "Hahaha, come on, teacher, you want to invite me to dinner. I'm free, I'll treat you. When can we make an appointment? I'll go back and check my schedule and send you a message later. I'm pretty busy lately, okay?"
Laiying: “…”
"I'll take a shower first. Okay, okay, everything is fine. Thank you for your concern. Bye."
Laiying: “…”
After waiting for half an hour, Lou Xiaolou finally sent her a WeChat message: Next time, when you hear it’s my wife answering the phone, don’t bring up this topic. I’ve just been discovered again, and all my resources have been surrendered. Fortunately, I still have five hard drives. I’ll buy a few more while hiding from her someday [sigh]
Lou Xiaolou rubbed his buttocks dejectedly, facing the direction of the bathroom, scouting for the enemy at any time - you said your friend, it seems that because the resources I provided are too high-quality, he has a nosebleed. Why didn't you tell me before that you were still a virgin, I wouldn't have used such strong stuff, most people can't handle it.