Lu Yinbing wasted time in front of the mirror, not daring to have any evil thoughts. When she had time, she would ask the mysterious person who gave her the resources if there was any way to cure this problem. She couldn't live her whole life without a driver's license.
The cell phone placed next to him lit up, and Lu Yinbing withdrew his gaze from the mirror in front of him. It was a WeChat message from Xia Yitong, very short, but Lu Yinbing's attention was immediately diverted.
Xia Yitong - Teacher Lu, I may not be able to get through. There are paparazzi in this store, right opposite your room.
Lu Yinbing tilted his head in some surprise - No, we checked before and there are no paparazzi here. How can they follow us here? How well paid must they be? I'll go and expose the news tomorrow and see how much I can get.
Xia Yitong—I don’t know, maybe it’s directed at me
She actually guessed right. The two paparazzi were targeting her. Lu Yinbing had a bad reputation, and many people were targeting her in the early years. However, she lived a very regular life, and apart from publicly confronting reporters, they could not dig up any new information. Over time, there were only a few paparazzi left, and sometimes there were no paparazzi at all.
Xia Yitong is different. She has all the topics and popularity, and she doesn't have a big background, so it's easy for her to hype anything up. It doesn't cost money to spread rumors anyway, and the lawyer's documents are just for show in the circle.
Lu Yinbing - I guess so. I'll call the front desk and ask what time the guests next door checked in.
Xia Yitong - Is it okay to ask? Doesn't this involve the privacy of the guests
Lu Yinbing—Don’t worry about it. It’s my fault as your girlfriend that you encountered such a thing as soon as you arrived.
Xia Yitong suddenly didn't know what to reply, she smiled, feeling a little sweet. She seemed to understand what it was like to have a girlfriend, and a little drama popped up in her mind.
She bowed to the people around her, holding up her phone as a microphone, and smiled modestly: "Thank you for the invitation. I think I am the most suitable person to answer this question about what it feels like to have a considerate girlfriend. I am a woman and I like women. I have known my girlfriend for many years, but she has never known me. By chance, we had a chance to cooperate, and then... we had the opportunity to sleep in the same bed..."
"Everyone, please be quiet. Your screams are too loud. Please wait until Miss Xia finishes speaking before you applaud. Thank you for your cooperation." Xia Yitong pressed his hands down, as if there was a large group of enthusiastic and cheering audiences in front of him. After he finished speaking, he couldn't help but smile again and continued, "On the first day of sleeping together, my girlfriend..."
If Lu Yinbing hadn't sent her another message, she could have talked nonstop and performed with all her heart for an hour. She needed to talk, but she was too embarrassed to say it to Lu Yinbing, let alone to anyone else.
Lu Yinbing - I asked the front desk, the girl with blond hair and a pigtail opposite is from the Dahonghua Studio.
Xia Yitong - Who knows which studio is next door? This boss is very secretive.
Lu Yinbing—You’re so silly, I asked Xue Yao.
Xia Yitong—Hahaha.
Lu Yinbing didn't say that she found that there was not even a landline in the inn, and that she had to go downstairs to the front desk in person to ask a question. The front desk clerk was also the part-time proprietress, a woman in her forties. She spoke like a firecracker and was also hesitant and greedy for money. She spent half of the cash in her wallet before she could pry a little information out of her.
Lu Yinbing was such an arrogant person. She felt very embarrassed to argue with a shrew for half an hour. She didn't like to tell Xia Yitong. If she did, she would feel a little pitiful. She didn't want to. Although Xia Yitong would definitely give her a kiss and hug after she finished, she could still have it without saying it. She didn't want to appear so scheming.
Lu Yinbing—I will solve this problem, but you may have to suffer for a few days.
Xia Yitong—Ah, what’s wrong with that
Lu Yinbing—I said you were wronged, so you were wronged. Why do you have to say so much
Xia Yitong—Okay.
She could imagine Lu Yinbing pushing her against the wall with a domineering look on his face, lowering his head and saying to her in a tough but gentle voice: "I said you were wronged, so you were wronged, why did you say so much."
Then kiss it down.
She's going to die of pleasure.
Ever since Lu Yinbing said he wanted to date her, the little drama in her mind had grown from nothing to something, from a dozen seconds to a long epic. She stood there for about ten seconds, and a domineering president's strong love had already been played out, with all kinds of restricted scenes in the middle. She took a deep breath and walked over to sit down on the edge of the bed. She couldn't take it anymore; her legs were a little weak.
If Lu Yinbing saw her like this, she would definitely think she was very promiscuous. Her usual image should be that of a socialist five-good youth who knows how to act and retreat in moderation, is gentle, respectful, frugal and modest. She couldn't be so filthy! Even if she thought about it in her mind, she couldn't show it.
Take a deep breath and regulate your emotions.
Lu Yinbing washed his nose before going downstairs, and now he was checking in front of the mirror. There seemed to be no new bloodstains, but he was still worried, so he used a tissue as a precaution and sent a message - don't come over tonight, so as not to be photographed by those two paparazzi.
Xia Yitong—Good night, Teacher Lu.
Lu Yinbing—Good night, have you taken a shower
Xia Yitong—Not yet.
Lu Yinbing—Go take a shower, and then talk to me after you lie down on the bed.
Xia Yitong—Okay.
Lu Yinbing—da.
What the hell is "da"? Xia Yitong didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Suddenly, she replied, "Teacher Lu, please send me a voice message with just the three words "momo da".
Lu Yinbing didn't reply, and Xia Yitong began to wonder if she was being too abrupt. After all, Teacher Lu was such a serious person, he wouldn't agree to such a boring request - I just said it casually, you don't have to say it.
As soon as this message was sent, Lu Yinbing sent a message back at the same time—[Voice]
Xia Yitong clicked it and put the receiver to her ear. Lu Yinbing said in a clear voice like a line from a script: "Mmmmm."
Xia Yitong shook her head and chuckled, thinking her girlfriend was a little too cute.
Lu Yinbing—[Voice]
Lu Yinbing—[Voice]
Lu Yinbing—[Voice]
The phone kept ringing, and she opened it to listen: "Mmmmmmm", "Mmmmmmm", "Mmmmmmmmm", all in the same recitation tone, anyone could tell she was sexually apathetic, but not Xia Yitong, she was having fun. The last one came the latest, and Xia Yitong was already prepared for a "Mmmmmmmmmmm", but suddenly a crisp "bo" made her heart numb, and then her whole body was numb from head to toe as if she had been electrocuted, and she was instantly stunned.
Wait, she wants to listen to it again.
"Boom." I felt dizzy.
"Bo." Second deafness.
"Boom." Three times it exploded into fireworks.
Even with the bed supporting her, she was about to collapse like a puddle of jelly.
Xia Yitong got up from the bed and typed a complaint: Teacher Lu, you broke the rules!!!
Lu Yinbing touched his slightly hot face, leaned against the head of the bed, and replied - How did I break the rules
Xia Yitong—You didn’t even say hello, but just… just… just kissed me!
Lu Yinbing—Didn’t you ask me to kiss you
Xia Yitong—I'm saying kiss, I'm not asking you to really kiss.
Lu Yinbing acted like a domineering president and replied very coldly - You don’t like it
Xia Yitong muttered softly, grinning with laughter—like [heart]
Lu Yinbing—That’s it, go take a shower quickly, it’s already so late and you’re still dawdling.
Xia Yitong—I’m going, I’ll get the clothes right away.
Lu Yinbing—Go ahead.
Two minutes later, Lu Yinbing received another message—he went into the bathroom.
Lu Yinbing replied: "Do you still bring your cell phone into the bathroom? Aren't you afraid it will get damaged by water?"
There was no reply from the other end, probably because his phone was left outside.
Lu Yinbing turned on the recording function of his mobile phone and continued to practice. He touched his lips up and down and opened them slightly forward: "Bo~" There was a crisp sound.
After opening it, it was perfect. Lu Yinbing raised her eyebrows, very satisfied with her achievements in the past month. What should she practice next? Moaning? This doesn't seem to be reserved.
When she thought of this, she felt a surge of heat rising up. This feeling was too familiar and she really didn't want to experience it again! She couldn't think about it, so she quickly cut off the thought and silently recited the 24-character mantra of the socialist core values.
Two minutes later, her whole heart was filled with righteousness, and that righteousness was powerfully washing her "dirty" soul! There was no such thing as rolling in the sheets. She was a good socialist youth who wanted to fight for the motherland.
After clenching her fist to cheer herself up, Lu Yinbing decisively opened WeChat, not to look for Xia Yitong, but to find the mysterious person who sold her the resources, no, who gave her the resources for free.
Lu Yinbing—Are you there? Are you there? Urgent help.
The mysterious person seems to be glued to his phone all day long, and always replies within seconds - Hello, little sister or sister with a nosebleed.
Lu Yinbing: “…”
Can you stop bringing this up
Mysterious person - If you have any questions, I will answer them for you wholeheartedly. Is my after-sales service here particularly thoughtful? Remember to introduce your relatives and friends here, and you can get a 10% discount for acquaintances [Rose]
Lu Yinbing had so much to vomit that he didn't know where to start, so he just swallowed it all - well, I want to ask, if I start bleeding from the nose when I think about that, what should I do
Mystery Man—What is that
Lu Yinbing is like a broken jar with broken bones - that's what he did in the movies you showed me.
Mysterious man - oh -
Just "Oh", and then there was no news. Lu Yinbing waited for three minutes and couldn't help but send him another message - Are you still there? Remuneration is easy to negotiate.
Mysterious Man—Here I am. I am recalling my personal experience. It takes a little longer. Sorry.
Mysterious person - Lai teacher's friend, how can I accept money. Lai Ying just promised to copy the resources for her to save a while ago. What a good person, she can't be so greedy for money. Besides, she is not really short of money, her wife is rich, so she is happy.
Mystery Man—You know the threshold, right
Lu Yinbing—I know, the critical value.
Mysterious man - That's much easier. As for your nosebleed symptom, it all comes down to your low threshold for this aspect. There are two solutions. The first is to increase the scale gradually. Every time you feel that it's almost enough and you're about to have a nosebleed, you stop. Over time, your tolerance will become stronger and this situation will not happen again.
Lu Yinbing—What about the second one
Why is this chick so funny? Lou Xiaolou first laughed on the bed for a long time, her two thin legs kicking in the air, and then she responded happily - let's do it, even if blood splatters on the spot, you have to do it with her! As long as you roll on the sheets, I guarantee that you will have no problem watching movies in the future. There are a lot of resources and various postures for you to choose from. I have a lot more! All for free.
Lu Yinbing thought about the feasibility of the second option. His ability to empathize was so terrifying that he scared himself into a cold sweat on his back.
Mysterious man—Don’t be afraid, just do it! The hymn of love and desire is destined to be washed in blood! ! ! [clenched fist]
Lu Yinbing: “…”
That can't be a nosebleed!