"Liucheng, go out and wait for me." Lu Yinbing raised her chin towards the door. Her lower body was still naked, otherwise she would have just started beating him.
Liu Cheng wanted to cry but couldn't, so she said, "Okay."
By the time Liu Cheng came out to question them, Liang Shuyao and her companions had already taken the opportunity to run away. Only a fool would stand there and let her beat them.
Lu Yinbing put on his pants and came out, and Liu Cheng was standing at the door with a sad face.
Lu Yinbing: "Come here."
Liu Cheng walked up to her resignedly, facing her with her butt. Before "dying heroically", she felt that she had something to say: "Sister Yinbing, I can explain."
Lu Yinbing sneered: "Okay, I'll give you a chance to repent for your sins."
Look at what you did to make Xia Yitong ignore me.
Liu Cheng wondered in her heart: What sin? Didn't she just walk in by accident? And she didn't see any key parts at all, just kissing each other with their heads touching. When she watched movies, there were hundreds of postures. If kissing today was a sin, she would have been deeply sinned and there would be no redemption.
But Lu Yinbing was the biggest, she said that sin is sin. So Liu Cheng reflected deeply and said: "My main reason is that I don't have enough intelligence, I am too simple and easy to trust others."
Lu Yinbing: “…”
What the hell is going on.
Liu Cheng: "It's like this, sister. When you first came up to pursue my sister-in-law, we were playing downstairs, and then cousin Liang started to mock us, saying that young people with hair loss are so severe, and she is the only one with a lot of hair. Don't you think she's being too much?"
This is something Liang Shuyao could do, but before she got to the point, Lu Yinbing patiently asked, "And then?"
Liu Cheng: "Then we confronted her. She ran and we chased her until she reached the door of your room upstairs. Cousin Liang was so mean. She came up with a bad idea."
"oh?"
Liu Cheng thought Lu Yinbing was persuaded by her words, so she secretly pulled back her buttocks: "She told us not to hit her. As a deal, she would open the door of your room to peek, and if she saw something exciting, it would be our responsibility, and if she was exposed, the responsibility would be hers. Who knew that she just opened the door a little and coaxed me in, and when I was lying on the door, she pushed me in directly. Do you think she has bad intentions?"
"It's pretty bad."
Liu Cheng was filled with righteous indignation: "How evil! They are bullying me because I am kind and innocent and don't know much about the world..."
Lu Yinbing poked her butt with her toes: "Hey, it's over."
Liu Cheng readily changed her words and said, "You bully me because I'm stupid, innocent and sweet, and I'm easy to cheat. Can you let me go?" She had a long face and was almost kneeling down to Lu Yinbing.
Lu Yinbing held a pair of slippers in his hand and waved them in front of her eyes: "It's not impossible to let you go, but there is a problem."
Liu Cheng said, "You ask."
Lu Yinbing said: "Your sister-in-law is angry, why?"
Orange: “…”
Lu Yinbing raised an eyebrow: "What?"
Liu Cheng was silent for two seconds and raised her butt again: "You'd better hit me directly." Women's hearts are as unpredictable as the sea. She couldn't even figure out her own heart, let alone Lu Yinbing's woman.
Lu Yinbing: "It has been preliminarily determined that the reason why she is angry is related to you."
Liu Cheng cried, "I am wronged. I dare not make my sister-in-law angry even if I make you angry." Although Lu Yinbing did not say it explicitly, Liu Cheng had a hunch that the consequences of making Xia Yitong angry would be more serious than making Lu Yinbing angry. "I still have some sense. Making her angry? No way!"
Liu Cheng swore solemnly, but Lu Yinbing didn't believe her and hit her on the butt with his slippers.
Lu Yinbing: "Stop talking nonsense. As soon as you walked in today, your sister-in-law's face turned black. And she said it wasn't because of you?"
Liu Cheng: "I am really wronged!"
Lu Yinbing: "Will you tell me or not? Think carefully." Another kick, Liu Cheng screamed, his brain working rapidly: "Give me a hint, even if you have to die, you have to die with an understanding!"
Lu Yinbing: "You still want a hint. Your sister-in-law didn't even give me a hint, so how could she give you a hint? What do you want to do? Are you trying to poach me?"
Liu Cheng: "Oh, I didn't mean to do anything, I just wanted to ask for clarification. What do you mean by poaching? Mom, I wouldn't dare to poach your people even if you gave me a hundred guts."
Lu Yinbing: "Are you still joking with me?"
Liu Cheng jumped up and said, "I really didn't do that. God can testify that I definitely didn't make my sister-in-law angry. Oh, be gentle. No, how did you initially determine that it was me? I am more wronged than Dou E, oh!"
Lu Yinbing said confidently, "I have ruled out all the reasons, and it's you." After she mentioned the neighbor who pursued her, she mentioned Liu Cheng, and Xia Yitong came over and kissed her directly, doesn't that mean she answered correctly? And looking at Liu Cheng's face that turned dark the moment she fell in, who else could it be but her
Liu Cheng: "Then let's confront my sister-in-law face to face!"
Lu Yinbing: "Do you still want to bother her in front of her?"
"… "
Liu Cheng was filled with grief and anger. She glanced at Lu Yinbing, and when she wasn't paying attention, she rushed over and pushed open the door of Lu Yinbing's bedroom, crying, "Sister-in-law, can you please tell me what I did to make you angry? It's better for me to take the blame for you than for Lu Yinbing to be beaten to death without knowing why."
Lu Yinbing ran in with one hand holding a slipper and one foot bare: "Liu Cheng you—"
Xia Yitong tilted her head and looked at her current look. Lu Yinbing silently took off his slippers and put them on his feet, stretching his arms as if he was exercising his muscles.
"… "
Xia Yitong didn't know whether she should complain to Liu Cheng first about Lu Yinbing's misunderstanding and fooling around, or make fun of Lu Yinbing for having such a down-to-earth side, even more down-to-earth than playing Landlord.
Weighing the two sides, teasing her can be done when they are alone, but now Liu Cheng is clearly a problem that needs to be solved urgently. Xia Yitong curled up in the quilt and said to Liu Cheng gently, "She misunderstood. Sorry, it's none of your business."
Liu Cheng was so moved that she almost cried, "Thank you, sister-in-law. I was wondering how I could be so lively and cute that I would do something to make you angry. You don't need to apologize, cousin Lu. Just clear my name. After all, I did break into your bedroom. I'm sorry."
Xia Yitong smiled and said, "It doesn't matter. I didn't see anything anyway."
Liu Cheng: "Oh, sister-in-law, I think I saw Lu Yinbing put his hand into your clothes."
Xia Yitong's expression changed slightly, and she smiled politely but not awkwardly: "..."
Lu Yinbing is about to take off her shoes.
"Haha, I'm just kidding. How could I see anything from such a distance? I didn't see anything except the kiss. I swear." Liucheng laughed and ran away.
Lu Yinbing: "I obviously didn't do anything well." What's the point of putting it in or not? If she really put it in, she would not lock the door. It's lunch break, so it's normal to kiss.
Xia Yitong once again returned to her indifferent attitude towards Lu Yinbing. Just before she left, Xia Yitong saw that she was furious and didn't know what was wrong, so she tried to persuade her in a gentle voice. Who knew that she was going out to find Liu Cheng to ask for an explanation? You can ask for an explanation, but at least you found the right person. What kind of ability is it to put the blame on someone else? Look how scared the child is, crying.
Xia Yitong was very tired. Just now, she could still smile and understand Lu Yinbing's outrageous guess. Now she could understand her, but she couldn't smile anymore. She felt tired even to curl her lips. Lu Yinbing was even more tired. She felt that she couldn't coax this wife who didn't get angry easily, but would get very angry when she got angry.
Lu Yinbing: "Teacher Xia, I have something to do. Can I go downstairs?"
Xia Yitong waved his hand, Lu Yinbing slipped away, and asked for off-field assistance.
Lu Yinbing found a group called "Lu Lu Lu" on WeChat. The group included their five cousins. Except for Lu Yinbing who had the surname Lu, three had the surname Liu and one had the surname Liang. It was enough to see that Lu Yinbing held a dominant position among the group. She was young, but had the largest territory.
Lu Yinbing—I can’t coax my wife anymore, help! sos!
Two minutes later, the five-member team gathered together.
Liu Cheng sat far away from Lu Yinbing, Liang Shuyao sat next to Liu Cheng. Liu Cheng had a grudge against her and glared at her. Liang Shuyao glared back. The two stared at each other for a while, and Liu Cheng succumbed to Liang Shuyao's tyranny. The eldest cousin and the eldest cousin were on the left and right of Lu Yinbing, separating her from the other two.
Lu Yinbing: "My wife is angry and ignores me. Please help me find a way to comfort her."
The oldest cousin who is the only one who is married said, "Were you distracted when she was talking and didn't listen carefully? Or maybe she liked a bag but didn't say anything on purpose, but you didn't notice that she liked it and bought it."
Several people looked at their eldest cousin subtly, and Liang Shuyao said sympathetically: "Now I finally know your position in the family."
The eldest cousin said: "It doesn't matter. I am happy to spoil my wife."
Lu Yinbing said angrily, "What nonsense! She clearly said that she was angry because of what happened this morning."
Liu Cheng stated in advance: "It's none of my business! My sister-in-law has already stamped her seal to distance herself from the matter."
The remaining suspects were the eldest cousin, the eldest cousin, and Liang Shuyao. Lu Yinbing looked at them one by one. The eldest cousin said, "I'm a married man, and I know how to speak in moderation. It's definitely not my fault."
My cousin groaned and said, "It may have something to do with me."
Lu Yinbing's eyes lit up: "What?"
The eldest cousin: "Is it because I was born beautiful, so beautiful that fishes can sink to the bottom of the water, geese can fall, and the moon can hide in shame? That's why my sister-in-law fell in love with me, and that's why she's angry that she can't keep her chastity to you, my cousin?"
Lu Yinbing responded with a sharp glare.
My cousin made a seppuku gesture and said, "Ah, I'm dead."
According to the process of elimination, only Liang Shuyao was "likely to have committed a crime" among the people present.
Liang Shuyao looked at Lu Yinbing with a puzzled expression: "Why are you looking at me? Apart from saying hello, I didn't speak to her from beginning to end."
Lu Yinbing pinched his chin, looked Liang Shuyao from head to toe, narrowed his eyes slowly, and said thoughtfully: "It seems that the case has been solved."
Liu Cheng asked, "What case was solved, huh?"
Lu Yinbing said to himself, "Why didn't I think of that?"
"What case?" Lu Yinbing ignored her. Liu Cheng said "ah" to her cousin and "ah" to her cousin, and finally said "ah?" to Liang Shuyao. Liang Shuyao couldn't stand her silly look anymore and beat her up on the spot.