Friend 1: My best friend has been dating a girl for two and a half years without my knowledge. How can I beat her to death? Urgent, waiting online!
Friend 2: Climb the knife mountain and jump into the frying pan of oil.
Friend three: frying, stir-frying, steaming, deep-frying, boiling and stewing.
Friend Four: The Ten Most Cruel Tortures of the Qing Dynasty.
Friend 1: Wow, xx didn't break formation today? Suddenly I felt that it wasn't a big deal that Tongzi exposed her relationship.
Friend 2: Wow, xx didn’t break formation today? Suddenly, I felt that it wasn’t a big deal that Tongzi exposed her relationship.
Friend three: Oh shit hahahahahahaha today I’m here to disrupt the formation.
Friend 4:…
Xia Yitong: It’s better not to beat her to death. She had no choice.
Friend 1: Don’t think you can get away with pretending to be xx by changing your profile picture to the same one as hers. Let me tell you, no way!
Friend 4: What hatred or grudge do you have to change my profile picture? Do you think that I haven’t been bullied by them badly enough? I will write the word "miserable" on your face in my dream tonight, Tongzi.
Xia Yitong: Now that it’s back, I’m so scared.
…
She was as happy as a flower. Lu Yinbing asked, "What did you talk to them about?"
"They said it was unfair of me to hide my relationship and they were planning how to beat me to death," Xia Yitong said.
"Let me talk to them?" Lu Yinbing stretched out his hand towards her.
Seeing that she was about to take out her phone to explain herself, Xia Yitong said hurriedly, "No need, no need. They just like to stir up trouble. They don't intend to do anything to me."
Just kidding, if Lu Yinbing explained, she would definitely say something particularly flirtatious and domineering. She felt uncomfortable when she thought about those words being heard by her bad friends. Lu Yinbing hadn't even talked to her alone.
And once I finish, there will definitely be another round of explosions in the group, so it is better to let them digest it until now, at least the topic is still on her. I don’t know if it is out of awe for Lu Yinbing or something, but after chatting for half an hour, no one asked about Lu Yinbing.
Friends 4 were shocked: Ah
Friend One Two Three: What’s wrong
Friend 4: I just remembered that Mr. Lu was talking about the fiancée. Have the two of you progressed to such an evil level
Friend 1: How evil is it? It's so evil.
Friend 2: How evil is it? It's so evil.
Friend 3: How evil is it? It's so evil.
Xia Yitong: ...xx, you really should study Chinese better. Can engagement be described as evil
Friend 4: Engaged [Shocked]
Xia Yitong: I have met all the parents and spent the New Year at Lu’s house.
Friend 4: It’s a done deal
Xia Yitong: [Picture][Picture][Picture]
Friend 1: What the hell
Friend 2: Me
Friend 3: Fuck
Friend 4: This might be the legendary show of affection [bye-bye] Some people are reserved and reserved, I thought it was you, but I didn’t expect it to be you who was openly flirting and showing off [smile]
Friends Four focused on destroying the formation for 10,000 years.
Lu Yinbing asked: "What did they say again?"
Xia Yitong said: "They asked us if we were engaged, and then I sent them the pictures of the diamond rings I had taken before."
Lu Yinbing laughed.
The car didn't move for a long time. Xia Yitong lowered her head and typed on the keyboard without noticing that they hadn't shown affection for 26 years, but today they made up for it. Someone said something, and Xia Yitong smiled and moved the phone to her lips: "Nonsense..."
Lu Yinbing held the buckle of the seat belt, unfastened it gently, pulled the seat belt off, and suddenly rushed to Xia Yitong and kissed her lips.
Xia Yitong: “Hmm.”
Subconsciously releasing the button, she hurriedly pushed Lu Yinbing's shoulders away, pushed her back to her original position, and looked at the phone screen.
Lu Yinbing pressed his shoulders.
Friend 1: Damn, what did I hear... Could it be what I thought...
Friend 2: Moaning
Friend 3: The moaning sound is correct. What is she doing while chatting with us? This may be the biggest suspense of the night [smile]
Friend 4: It was more like I was kissed suddenly while talking [Thinking]
System message: Xia Yitong withdrew a message.
Friend 1: [Picture]
Friend 2: [Picture]
Friend 3: [Picture]
Friend 4: I was too slow to save it [bye]
Xia Yitong looked at Lu Yinbing angrily and blamed her, "I was talking when you suddenly kissed me. I accidentally sent it out, and they all saved it. It was too late to withdraw it."
Lu Yinbing frowned and said, "My shoulder hurts."
"Why does your shoulder hurt?" Xia Yitong instantly forgot about the question and asked nervously.
"When you pushed me, your shoulder hit the steering wheel."
"Let me rub it for you." Xia Yitong asked as he rubbed it, "Does it still hurt?"
"It doesn't hurt anymore." Lu Yinbing pushed the door of the cab to the left. "Get out of the car. It's late."
"Are we there?" Xia Yitong got out of the passenger seat and looked up to see the sky full of stars... no, the sky was gray, shrouded in the night, and it was a huge chaos. She and Lu Yinbing entered the house one after the other. Xia Yitong's excited brain nerves temporarily cooled down, and the alcohol came back. She yawned and tears came out.
"Take a shower first, then go to sleep." Lu Yinbing grabbed Xia Yitong's arm before she lay down on the sofa to sleep.
Xia Yitong hummed a few words and stopped in front of the sofa.
Lu Yinbing said, "Go to the bathroom and wait for me. I'll get you some clothes."
Xia Yitong walked towards the bathroom. Lu Yinbing saw her enter the bathroom with her own eyes, and then she went back to her room to get her clothes. When she came back, the bathroom was empty.
Looking around, there was no one under the shower, in the bathtub, or behind the door. She called Xia Yitong's name and was about to go out to look for her when a voice responded in the silence and a leg stretched out from behind the bathtub.
The calf was wrapped in black trousers, which was well-proportioned and straight, and the feet were still bare.
Lu Yinbing walked over and saw Xia Yitong sleeping with her head tilted, mumbling, "Here, here." Her bare feet were raised up in response to Lu Yinbing's call.
Lu Yinbing squatted down and deliberately whispered in her ear: "He's not in the bathroom. Maybe he went to the living room."
Xia Yitong rolled forward and rolled out from behind the bathtub, closing her eyes and shouting, "Here, not in the living room."
The speed was so fast that Lu Yinbing couldn't catch it, and it slipped out in the blink of an eye. Lu Yinbing couldn't help but pick up Xia Yitong, put his arm around her waist and took a shower, and she took a second shower.
The decision tonight was made on a whim, but she did not regret it. No one would not want the blessings of relatives and friends. Xia Yitong had no family, but she had a dean before she became an adult. Friends occupied the largest proportion of her life after she became an adult. Xia Yitong always downplayed the coming out to her, saying it was not important. She believed that she felt so in her heart, but when it really happened, she was happier than she thought.
She has family, a lover, and friends. She occasionally drinks and chats happily without worrying about saying something wrong after drinking. She talks about her lover at home happily, and then goes home when the moon is full. This is the normal life she should have.
Xia Yitong has done so much for herself, and Lu Yinbing is willing to do anything for her that is within her ability and can make her happy.
"Teacher Lu." Xia Yitong opened her eyes from her sleep and looked at Lu Yinbing who was sitting on the edge of the bed in a daze, "Why aren't you asleep yet?"
"I drank a lot of coffee before, and I couldn't sleep." Lu Yinbing gathered the long hair beside her ears with his fingers, "You go to sleep first, I'll sleep when I feel sleepy, anyway, I have nothing to do tomorrow."
Xia Yiting pulled her arm down, rubbed his cheek against hers, then fell asleep in her arms, with a sweet face in her sleep.
Lu Yinbing moved her fingers, and Xia Yitong's warm breath sprayed on her fingers. Her soft lips rubbed the back of her hand unconsciously. Her eyes were curved like crescents, like a red panda sleeping soundly while holding sweet bamboo.
Lu Yinbing looked at her for a long time, with a slight hint of emotion in his eyes.
When the sky was turning white, Lu Yinbing turned off the desk lamp and got into bed. Xia Yitong was sleeping soundly and turned over spontaneously, putting his arm around Lu Yinbing's waist.
Lu Yinbing kissed her on the forehead and closed his eyes.
She had a bizarre nightmare. She dreamed that she entered a forest full of glass lenses. Each mirror reflected her alert and confused face. She was looking for a way out in the forest of lenses. In her ears was the sonorous and exciting sound of the guqin "Ambush from All Sides". Her steps were getting faster and faster. Behind her, a hundred thousand armored soldiers were charging towards her with spears in hand.
His heart was beating like a drum, his throat was dry, and there was no way out. Lu Yinbing ruthlessly smashed a mirror in front of him. The fragments exploded with a bang, splashing all over his body and embedding into his flesh, causing pain everywhere.
There is a way out behind the lens, a narrow path. On both sides of the road are dense black crows, wrapping the daytime like a thick black night. They open their eyes, and millions of eyes are staring at the strangers who break in here.
Lu Yinbing stepped on it, and a crow flapped its wings, followed by millions of crows. The accumulation of a few crows made Lu Yinbing take a step back. The armored soldier behind her poked her with a spear, and Lu Yinbing felt a pain on her back. A foot-long wound started bleeding. She ignored the aggressive crows in front of her and endured the pain on her back to get in.
The exit of the mirror forest was closed. Lu Yinbing looked up and saw a flock of crows covering the sky and the sun pressing down on her, opening their mouths with the momentum of destroying the world. Lu Yinbing ran forward desperately. The crows parted, and a red western pterosaur swooped down and grabbed Lu Yinbing from the ground with its two claws.
The feeling of weightlessness and dizziness surrounded her, and she almost vomited. As the world spun around, Lu Yinbing saw a rotten corpse in the dragon's mouth, whose face she couldn't see. She screamed in shock, and when the dragon flew over the lake at a low altitude, she saw herself in the water.
It was the rotten corpse she had seen. It turned out that the dragon was holding a mirror in its mouth.
A tear couldn't help but fall on her rotten face.