"I'm asking for forgiveness by carrying a thorn stick on my back. Where's your thorn stick? Do you have a candle or a whip or something?"
Xia Yitong: “…”
Did her boyfriend get the wrong script
Xia Yitong: "... If you want, I'll go out and buy it later. The whip should be long or short, cowhide or sheepskin. The candle should be a certain diameter. Do you have any requirements on the color?"
Lu Yinbing was just saying it casually. Although she had seen a lot of pornographic movies, she still knew very little about this field. The more Xia Yitong talked, the more confused she became. What kind of cane? Are there canes besides whips? Subcutaneous nerve electrical stimulators are actually used to stimulate that kind of place? …
Wait, how does she know so much
After being stunned by the endless tricks that Xia Yitong said, Lu Yinbing remembered this crucial question.
"Have you seen it?" Lu Yinbing squinted at her suspiciously.
"No." Xia Yitong said, "Sister Lai Ying told me."
Lu Yinbing was furious: "I told you not to stay with her for too long. She has corrupted you. Stay away from her in the future. And forget about all this mess."
Xia Yitong twisted his fingers, made a gesture of performing a ritual, and tapped his temple. "Okay, I've forgotten everything."
I'm sorry, Sister Laiying. I spoke too quickly and can only put the blame on you.
Lai Ying, who was still working on the set, sneezed. His assistant quickly wrote down in the memo: It's the transition from spring to summer, so please keep warm. Make a cup of Isatis root for Lai at noon to prevent colds.
Lu Yinbing's face turned slightly worried: "I will go back to China to settle the score with her."
Xia Yitong: "No need, Sister Laiying is just giving me some science advice because she's bored."
Lu Yinbing: "Then why didn't she get bored and tell me about it? It made me look timid in front of you. How mean."
Xia Yitong: “…”
She was just being too sentimental.
The two of them were lying in bed, both very hungry and unwilling to get up. Lu Yinbing rested his head on Xia Yitong's arm, his hand touching her lips: "It's time to get up, or my mother will eat dinner by herself."
"Okay, get up." Xia Yitong didn't move.
Lu Yinbing didn't move either: "Bring my clothes here."
"Where are the clothes?"
"In the closet, hanging there is a black silk pajamas."
"What should I wear then?"
"You're wearing the same thing as me."
"It's not appropriate. What if your mother sees it..."
"Do you think she doesn't know what we did in bed all day?" Lu Yinbing pinched Xia Yitong's lower lip with two fingers and pulled it outward.
Xia Yitong hummed twice: "…That's true."
After deciding on the clothes to wear, Lu Yinbing said, "Get up."
"Okay, get up." Xia Yitong still didn't move, lying there limp.
Lu Yinbing bit her shoulder and said, "I find that you have become lazy, Sister Tong."
"Wait, I can be diligent again." After being called so many times last night, Xia Yitong had basically accepted the title of "Sister Tong". She hugged the naked Lu Yinbing into her arms, took advantage of her from head to toe, then lifted the quilt and got out of bed.
She first went to the closet to take out the clothes that Lu Yinbing had pointed out, and put one on herself. She shivered a little from the cold, and when Lu Yinbing reached out to take the other one, she raised her hand to avoid it, "Put it under the quilt for a while before putting it on."
The place where she slept still had some heat, so Xia Yitong simply lay down again and helped her warm up her clothes before getting up. Lu Yinbing held the warm clothes and blinked from under the quilt as she watched her busying around.
Xia Yitong, a hardworking farmhand, picked up the clothes that were scattered on the ground and put them on the sofa. After the two sheets in the washing machine were hung up, he put the dirty clothes into the washing machine according to categories and turned on the automatic mode.
There was an open book with the pages facing downwards on the coffee table. Xia Yitong looked at the page number, scanned the small bookshelf, found a few bookmarks in a familiar place, took out a rose-shaped bookmark and put it in the book, then placed it on the outermost part of the second shelf of the bookshelf, where he could easily reach it.
I observed the placement of the single sofa facing the coffee table and found it was a little crooked, so I adjusted it so that it was parallel to the coffee table. The water in the cup was no longer drinkable after being left overnight, so I poured it into the sink in the bathroom and replaced it with a new cup.
They were all trivial matters, and she did them in an orderly manner. When she turned around, she saw Lu Yinbing staring at her obediently, and she couldn't help but walk over quickly and gave her a loud kiss on the lips.
This kiss turned back time, the mulberry field turned into the sea, and the past six months had all gone backwards, as if they were back to the time when they lived together two years ago. Whenever they live together, there are no two people with exactly the same living habits who don't need to adjust to each other.
Lu Yinbing is not a person who likes to tidy up. She will read a book halfway, drink a glass of water halfway, or the sofa will be tilted. No matter how messy things are, she will remember where she was last time and where she put them, and she can usually pick them up when she goes back. When the housekeeper cleans her room, in addition to cleaning the hygienic environment, she will deliberately keep the rest of her things in their original state. If things are messed up, Lu Yinbing will get angry if she can't find them.
Xia Yitong is the opposite. Everything has its place. There are piles of storage boxes. The simplest example is data cables. All the data cables of electronic products in Lu Yinbing's home are in the drawer. When they are taken out, they are thrown around the bedside and the study. Sometimes they are rummaged through the drawers to charge. Later, in order to use the data cable at any time, she simply bought ten and put one in each room. There are two in important places such as the bedroom, living room, and study. Xia Yitong has a data cable storage box and collects all the data cables she sees. When Lu Yinbing came home after running the notice that day, she thought her house was robbed. Her tablet was connected to the cloud of her mobile phone, and there were many photos in it. She was so scared that she immediately checked the surveillance at home. While checking the surveillance, she called Xia Yitong. Xia Yitong's voice was synchronized with the figure bending over to collect the data cable in the surveillance video.
After two or three times, the two reached a compromise. Xia Yitong put things as close to the original place as possible, especially books. The second compartment is for Lu Yinbing's most recent book, and the bookmarks are placed somewhere so that she can see them. The tablet and kindle are usually placed on the bedside table. If they are seen somewhere else, try not to put them away, because Lu Yinbing may continue to use them. But at the same time, Lu Yinbing should also be careful not to throw things around, and put things back to their original place as much as possible after use.
It doesn’t matter if she doesn’t bring it back occasionally, Xia Yitong will help her clean it up.
During that period, Lu Yinbing would send her more than a dozen messages every day to ask her: Where is my xx? Xia Yitong was very busy and often could not reply to her in time, so she made a table overnight, listed the specific location of each item, and sent it to Lu Yinbing, and the days when she was in a panic looking for things at home came to an end. At that time, Lu Yinbing got angry three times a day on average, all because Xia Yitong took her things and made her unable to find them, and did not reply to her messages.
The two recalled what happened back then, and it seemed like a lifetime ago, yet it was also very childish. Lu Yinbing, holding her clothes in her arms, lay on her back on the bed, and said with a smile: "You definitely don't know that I cursed you in my heart every day at that time."
Unexpectedly, Xia Yitong said: "How could I not know? I know."
"You know?"
Xia Yitong said: "You cursed me in your dream one night."
"Really? What did I scold you for?" Lu Yinbing became interested.
Xia Yitong: "Just scolding for nothing. Clean up, clean up, clean up your sister."
Lu Yinbing was very interested: "And then?"
"And then you took care of my sister."
Lu Yinbing: “Ah?”
Xia Yitong got up from the bed with a smile, leaving Lu Yinbing confused, and went to brush her teeth and wash her face.
Lu Yinbing: “???”
Isn't Xia Yitong an orphan? Where did her sister come from
Xia Yitong stood in the bathroom, looking at the mirror in front of her, and couldn't stop laughing.
Teacher Lu is still the same Teacher Lu. No matter how beastly he is, he can still be extremely pure sometimes.
At this time, Lu Yinbing, who was lying on the bed and finally understood what Xia Yitong meant, sighed. She didn't know what to say, so she just kept smacking her tongue. She put on her clothes while smacking her tongue, shaking her head and sighing that she still needed to work hard. She didn't know if she would have a chance to surpass Xia Yitong if she became Laiying's disciple.
Laiying had sneezed for the third time today. The assistant promptly made her a cup of warm isatis root and a coat: "Teacher Lai."
Laiying blew his nose with a tissue, then took the Isatis root and drank it in one gulp.
I looked up at the sun today in confusion. What's going on? It's April now. Could it really be a cold
The two of them tidied themselves up in the room and were going downstairs for dinner. Xia Yitong was a little embarrassed to see Liu Xinmin, and after a few shy words, Lu Yinbing said the same thing: "You screamed so loudly last night, my mother might have heard it downstairs."
Xia Yitong was speechless for a moment: "... You said it as if... you didn't scream."
Lu Yinbing: "I called out, so I'm not shy. Let's go, my mom has seen a lot of storms and waves, your little boat is not worth her taking a second look."
Xia Yitong lowered his head and hid behind Lu Yinbing and went down.
As it turned out, Liu Xinmin was used to strong winds and waves. Xia Yitong didn't know whether the small boat was strong enough, but she knew that Liu Xinmin was very experienced in how to repair the boat after the storm.
Liu Xinmin looked up at the two people coming down one after the other: "Oh, dinner is finally here."
"Ah." Lu Yinbing was actually shy, but with Xia Yitong behind her, she looked very calm.
Liu Xinmin called Lu Yinbing: "Come to the kitchen and serve the dishes."
Xia Yitong also went there. The dishes were placed on the table, including: steamed scallop tofu, sea bass with scallion oil, roast chicken with taro and chestnuts, yam and pork ribs soup, black bean, Polygonum multiflorum and black chicken soup, and a pot of black rice porridge with black sesame seeds.
There always seemed to be something odd when these dishes were put together, and Lu Xia and the others looked at each other.
Without even raising her eyelids, Liu Xinmin served each of them a bowl of black chicken soup and said, "This table is all good for nourishing the kidney and yin."
Lu Xia and the others took it: "...Thank you, mom/auntie."
Liu Xinmin: "Especially Bingbing, you need to eat more, you are old."
Lu Yinbing choked and turned around to cough violently.