Q: I just got married after a short separation from my wife. I couldn't help but kiss her in front of our children. When I turned around, I saw that my eight-month-old twin daughters were imitating us. What should I do? Urgent, waiting online.
Answer 1: Yes, children love to imitate. Do you know what it means to teach by example? Do you know why there is a need for grading? The children are still so young and you let them watch this. It would be strange if they don't learn from you.
Answer 2: Call 2333 for your twin daughters
Answer three: Becoming a lesbian should start from childhood.
Answer 4: What are you waiting for? Pull them apart quickly. If anything goes wrong in the future, it will be the fault of you, the irresponsible parents.
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This was the answer Lu Yinbing saw that night when she was bored and posted a help post online. Six hours ago, she had already separated the two sisters who had just been fighting and were now kissing each other.
Lu Yinbing pushed one away with one hand and taught him earnestly: "If you don't learn good things..."
Lu Yinbing: “…”
Xia Yitong: “…”
Lu Yinbing's education journey ended before he could accomplish anything. What should he do next? Don't learn the good things, but learn the bad things? This is not a bad thing. It's natural for women to love each other. At the critical moment, Xia Yitong still had a way. Xia Yitong said seriously: "You two are not yet at the age to learn this."
Lu Yinbing wished he could give Xia Yitong ten thousand likes.
Lu Yinbing: "Yeah, look at the two of you, your hair isn't even fully grown yet, and you want to imitate us and have a premature love affair? It's not wrong to have a premature love affair, but this is too early, isn't it?"
Lu Xia: “…”
Xia Lu: “…”
Lu Yinbing gave a lot of advice, telling the two kids what to do, but now they don't even look at her, one continues to lie down, and the other crawls out. Lu Xia is quite obedient, but Lu Yinbing likes to provoke the naughty ones and challenge herself.
She picked up Xia Lu and held him in her arms, holding his arms and legs. If Xia Yitong and the confinement nanny had not maintained a gentle and polite image in front of the child, she would have rolled her eyes and would not have struggled as hard as she did now.
She stretched out her arms and pulled them back, stretched out her legs and pulled them back, hugged him and kissed him, Xia Lu's face flushed red, she made a strong sound of dissatisfaction, and she changed from struggling to get out to slapping Lu Yinbing. Xia Yitong pressed her shoulders and reminded her, "That's enough, or you'll cry."
As soon as she finished speaking, Xia Lu, who had been struggling vigorously just now, pursed her lips, and an explosive cry came out from her small body. Her tears were like beads that had broken off the string, and they flowed directly all over her face and seeped into her neck without any buffer.
Everyone who saw her felt that she was extremely pitiful.
Xia Yitong glared at Lu Yinbing and said, "I told you not to provoke her. You know she has a bad temper, so you have to go against her."
Lu Yinbing gently patted the child's back and said to Xia Yitong while coaxing her, "I'm teaching her that not everyone will unconditionally follow her will. When encountering certain things, the way to deal with them cannot be brute force, but wisdom should be used."
Now, eight months old, Xia Lu is no longer as repulsive to Lu Yinbing as before. Although he is still not as close to her as Xia Yitong, he will not cry when he sees her.
Xia Yitong said speechlessly: "That requires her to understand what the word wisdom means."
Lu Yinbing replied to Xia Lu while she was crying: "How can she not understand? I think she understands a lot. Don't underestimate children." Lu Yinbing put Xia Lu down, and with a push of his hands, he retrieved the toy that was not far away.
"Boom boom boom."
Lu Yinbing turned the rattle in his hand, and the drumstick hit the drum surface, making a dong dong sound. This kind of children's toy with a long history still has a great appeal to children of seven or eight months old.
Xia Lu stretched out her hand towards the rattle between Lu Yinbing's fingers, but Lu Yinbing pulled her hand back, so Xia Lu didn't get the rattle. Lu Yinbing teased her twice, and when Xia Lu reached out for the third time, she finally let go.
While she was playing with toys, Lu Yinbing naturally hugged her and let her sit with her back against him and play.
Xia Lu, who was at odds with her just now, became obedient in an instant, and the rattle successfully diverted her attention.
"Look." Lu Yinbing said proudly, "This is called wisdom. The Thirty-Six Stratagems of Stratagems: Making a Feint to the East and Attacking the West. I am really a genius."
Xia Yitong turned and looked out the window.
Lu Yinbing: "What are you doing? Are you laughing at me?"
Xia Yitong coughed lightly: "No, why would I laugh at you."
Lu Yinbing: "You must be wondering, why is Teacher Lu so childish? A man in his thirties is competing with an eight-month-old child in intelligence. I want to laugh, but I can't laugh. Is that right?"
Xia Yitong smiled and said, "You've already said it, what else do you want me to say?"
Lu Yinbing stretched her hand forward, and Xia Lu between her legs tilted her body as she moved. Lu Yinbing had to give up her plan to play with Xia Yitong and resigned herself to being her daughter's backrest.
Xia Yitong smiled even wider.
The two chatted for a while before they remembered that they seemed to have missed one thing. Lu Xia had not paid much attention to her since they were separated. The two remembered their daughter again and turned their eyes to her together.
Lu Yinbing was silent for a moment and then said, "Do you think she has moved her butt from the beginning to now?"
Xia Yitong groaned and said, "According to my guess, it has not been moved."
Lu Yinbing: "Is she asleep?"
"I'll go and take a look." Xia Yitong walked around to Lu Xia's front and met her black grape-like eyes. The little ancestor blinked the big eyes inherited from her mother and stretched out her hands to Xia Yitong.
But the extent of her hand was too small, and it didn't look like she really wanted a hug. It seemed more like she was giving it to Xia Yitong out of pity. Her big eyes, with clear black and white, seemed to be saying: Don't you want to hug me? Come on, come on, I'll let you hug me.
This thought popped up in Xia Yitong's mind, but she rejected it the next second. How could a child have such complicated psychological activities? According to Lu Xia's personality, he was probably too lazy to raise his hand, so his movements appeared small.
When it comes to being considerate to mothers, Lu Xia always does much better than Xia Lu. She obediently let Xia Yitong hold her in her arms. Her soft little hands tightly clasped Xia Yitong's neck, and her face was buried in the crook of his neck, allowing Xia Yitong to easily smell the refreshing milky scent on her body.
Except for the fact that he likes to pull hair.
Xia Lu stayed in Lu Yinbing's arms for less than ten minutes before she got bored and crawled over to the new toy. Xia Yitong held Lu Xia in one hand and used the other hand to push away Lu Xia's hand that had been grabbing her hair. After pushing her hand away for the ninth time, Xia Yitong put Lu Xia down.
Xia Yitong: "Let her crawl for a while. Teacher Lu, please push her from behind, otherwise she won't move."
"Okay, what about you?"
"I'll post it on WeChat Moments."
Friends circle:
The two little babies are fighting again [crying and covering their faces] [Video]
-Laiying: A new blogger who shows off her baby clothes has reported
-Friend 4: Hahahaha my goddaughter is so awesome
- Shang Youxuan: The idol’s child is as pretty as the idol [heart]
Qiao Tong replied to Shang Youxuan: Shall we have a baby too
Shang Youxuan replied to Qiao Tong: I'm right next to you, you can just turn the topic over to me.
Qiao Tong replied to Shang Youxuan: ok.
-Friend 4: The person above who abuses the dog has been reported!
- Childhood friend: Oh, so cute, so cute, are you really not considering a baby marriage? [Pathetic]
-Qin Mu: Tsk tsk tsk
-Lou: I bought two sets of clothes for the kids. I will come to visit you in a couple of days.
-Mother Lu: When will you bring the baby home
-Liang Shuyao: Very similar to Lu Yinbing.
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Not long after the circle of friends was posted, the replies filled up an entire page. The two children could be said to be spoiled. But the spoiling was temporarily interrupted. Xia Yitong went upstairs to get her coat and keys. About two hours after Lu Yinbing came in, the two of them left the house with the children.
They sent the child to his grandparents' house, which was what Liu Xinmin wanted, and the two of them walked out.
"Not eating at home?"
"No more eating. We'll come pick up the kids tomorrow."
Liu Xinmin ignored the two of them, turned around and went back to kiss her precious granddaughters.
The two of them? Of course they live in a childless world for two people. This is their insistence. A family of four has its own happiness, and a world of two people has its own sweetness. This is a completely different feeling.
Where should I go in this cold winter
The two sat in the car, Xia Yitong put his hands on the steering wheel, without turning on the navigation, driving aimlessly on the street.
"What do you want to eat?" Lu Yinbing finally asked this eternal question since the birth of mankind.
"… "
"Japanese food?"
"In no mood."
“Western food.”
"In no mood."
“Korean food?”
"… "
“Vietnamese?”
"… "
"Shabu-shabu mutton?"
"good."
"If I had known, I should have mentioned shabu-shabu earlier. I want to eat it, too."
"I know you want to eat." Xia Yitong supported her face and looked out the car window.
Lu Yinbing raised the corners of his mouth, glanced at the rearview mirror, changed lanes, passed the traffic light, parked the car in the marked parking lane, put on a big hat, and took Xia Yitong into the alley.
"Boss, boil a pot for me." Lu Yinbing pulled down his mask and looked at the boss like a spy making contact.
She is an old customer here. She has been coming here often since she was in school. Later, she became famous and came less often, but she still took time to come and eat twice a year. The boss is also very considerate. Every time Lu Yinbing comes, he gives her the most undiscoverable position. Boss, this is an old store, often crowded. Now is not meal time, but there is a table by the corner that is empty.
"Okay." The boss pointed to the seat, "The one in the back. I'll bring it over to you after you place your order."
Lu Yinbing took off his mask but not his hat, and checked the dishes on his phone: "Three plates of mutton and two plates of lamb first? Is that okay?"
"Okay, I'm not picky about food." Xia Yitong looked around. There was a cover on the side of the table, so it was barely safe. But she was still afraid of being discovered. Being discovered and photographed was a small matter, but affecting Lu Yinbing's appetite was a big deal. Lu Yinbing took so long to come back.
"Let's speak quietly so we won't be discovered." Lu Yinbing whispered, "Didn't everything go well last time we came?"
This was not Xia Yitong's first time here. This time, it should be the third time. Xia Yitong's eyes were still wandering around. She took the phone from Lu Yinbing, ordered two vegetarian dishes, and paid.
The boss was a loudmouth, and every time he served a dish, he would shout, "Here it is, the best copper pot of mutton is here," bringing with him a burst of enthusiasm that often attracted the attention of the guests. But not today, he was as quiet as if he didn't exist, and quietly brought the copper pot up, followed by the even quieter boss lady.
There were other people in the store who were familiar with the boss. Xia Yitong heard a voice that was obviously a young woman ask with concern: "Boss, you look listless today. Is there something wrong?"
Boss: "No, my throat is not feeling well."
Woman: "I saw you didn't say a word when you served the food, so I thought something was wrong."
"How could that be possible?" The boss left Lu Xia's table and stood beside the customer, blocking her view of Lu Yinbing. "Why did you come to eat hotpot alone today?"
The woman said, "My goddess finished filming yesterday, and I came here to have a wrap-up banquet. If we round it up, I'm going to eat with her."
"Then why didn't you eat it yesterday?"
"I worked overtime yesterday."
The boss shook his head and smiled: "I don't understand you star chasers."
The woman also laughed: "It's okay, it's not really star-chasing, I just came here because I wanted to eat. Your restaurant has the best shabu-shabu in the whole capital."
"No, no." The boss said modestly, then straightened his back a little and couldn't help but brag about himself, "I'm not saying..."
The store wasn't big, so it was still possible to hear the conversation between the two people clearly. Did they wrap up yesterday? Xia Yitong looked at Lu Yinbing who was sitting opposite her and whispered, "It looks like she's your fan. What should I do?"
Lu Yinbing also whispered back to her: "What can I do? The meat is already served, how can I not eat it just because there is a fan here? What's the logic?"
Xia Yitong picked up a piece of mutton and stuffed it into his mouth.
The conversation between the boss and the young female customer continued.
Lu Yinbing said, "She is quite good at rounding up. How about I ask her to come over and eat at the same table with us?"
Xia Yitong: “…”
Lu Yinbing: "Just kidding, do you think this sauce tastes good? If not, I'll ask the boss to make another one for you."
"No, it's just right."
Lu Yinbing hadn't eaten since she got here on an early flight. The meat here is delicious, but the quantity is not large. The beef and mutton are divided equally between the two of them, which is not enough for Lu Yinbing to eat. She looked at the empty basin, raised her head and signaled to the boss with her eyes.
The boss's counter was four or five meters away from her. No matter how she made faces, the boss was looking down at his phone and didn't notice her at all. Lu Yinbing had no choice but to shout in a hoarse voice, "Boss."
Her words actually frightened Xia Yitong on the opposite side, and she looked around like a frightened bird.
This time the boss heard it and came forward.
Lu Yinbing: "Three more plates of mutton."
"Okay." The boss said, "I think you are too brave to speak directly without being afraid of being heard. The person at the table in front of you on the right is your fan. If you want more dishes, add them on your phone. I will come over after you place the order."
Lu Yinbing: “… I forgot.” She had been abroad for the past few months and had not yet gotten used to the new environment when she returned home.
The boss reminded her earnestly, "Don't forget to order more dishes."
Lu Yinbing: "Okay, thank you."
The boss went to the kitchen and brought the meat that Lu Yinbing wanted to add to the meal. Then he remembered the voice of Lu Yinbing's fan: "Boss, I'm done eating. I'm going home."
"Okay, see you next time."
"Of course. Please save some of the tea you made today for me. I want to drink this tea next time."
"I'll give you some now? It's not worth much, don't be embarrassed."
"No, I don't like drinking when I go home. It's more lively here."
"All right."
"Goodbye, boss."
"goodbye."
Zhang Ya stood up, grabbed the coat on the booth, put it on, wrapped a scarf around her neck, and rushed out into the cold wind fully armed. When she walked out of the store and turned right, she saw the two people sitting in the corner, eating hot pot and wearing hats. They were really weird.
In the room, Lu Yinbing took off the hat on his head, his cheeks flushed and his forehead was sweating: "That man is finally gone, I can finally be free." Lu Yinbing threw his arms around and ate with relish.
"You should take it off too, since no one can see you." Lu Yinbing said as she pushed Xia Yitong's hat back, revealing a face that was much more beautiful than that of an ordinary person. Xia Yitong looked outside over her shoulder. There were few pedestrians outside the transparent glass, and even if someone looked here, their vision would be blocked by the heat from the hot pot, and they would not be able to see the person's true appearance. In addition, with Lu Yinbing sitting in front of her, the possibility of being exposed was greatly reduced.
She hooked her fallen hair with her fingers and tucked it behind her ears. She took off a hairband she always carried with her from her wrist, tied her hair up casually, and started eating.
Zhang Ya was just complaining when she saw the two men in hats take off their hats. The man with his back to her looked extremely familiar, and the profile of the man opposite her was one she had seen thousands of times and described tens of thousands of times.
Was I hallucinating? I just saw two people eating and thought they were Lu Yinbing and Xia Yitong? Why would they come to a place like this to eat? Even if they did, they wouldn't be so blatant, right
I'm dizzy.
Zhang Ya, who had already walked far away, hesitated for a moment and then continued walking towards her original destination.
Lu Yinbing ate so much that her body became hot. She sat on the chair, touched her stomach and sighed before putting down her chopsticks. Xia Yitong was a little better than her. She still went out to eat with friends from time to time in China. Unlike Lu Yinbing, she hadn't eaten authentic mutton hotpot for four months and ate a little too much because she was greedy.
After eating and drinking, the two did not go to drive, but walked on the street, holding hands, not shying away from it at all. Anyway, they had done what they should have done, and everyone in the circle knew about it, but no media dared to expose it, so Lu Yinbing had already been fearless.
With her four hands put into three pockets, Lu Yinbing took advantage of the fact that there was no one around and turned around to kiss Xia Yitong. Xia Yitong also returned her a kiss, and their masks touched each other.
Snap—
There was no actual sound, but the two of them were so sharp that they looked in the same direction at the same time.
There was a person who was still holding his cell phone. When he saw the two people looking over, he immediately ran away and ran into a building. Even his back could not be seen.