Xia Yitong's words of "I'm sorry" were stuck in her throat, and she rushed forward in two steps: "Teacher Lu!"
Lu Yinbing considered the possibility of gathering all the tissues with her feet and hiding them in the corner of the toilet bowl at lightning speed, or throwing them all into the trash can right under Xia Yitong's nose. She gave up decisively, but her image as an artist with both virtue and talent could not be shattered. She raised her eyelids calmly, as if the person bleeding on the ground was not her, and threw the tissue in her hand into the trash can at her feet, saying gracefully, "Why are you shouting? He's not dead yet."
die
Xia Yitong's mind quickly flashed through scenes from TV dramas where a person coughed twice while covering his handkerchief, then took off the handkerchief to see blood on it. He couldn't help but shudder and rushed directly to Lu Yinbing, lifting her face without saying a word to check her "condition".
Lu Yinbing patted her hand, but failed to slap it away. He shouted, "Hey, hey, what are you doing? How can you be so disrespectful as to disrespect your superiors?"
"Stop making noise! Stick out your tongue so I can see it." Even though she was not dead, Xia Yitong was almost scared to death.
"Stick out your tongue?" Lu Yinbing couldn't help but think of something not so good, and her eyes widened in surprise, "Do you want to kiss me?"
Xia Yitong was annoyed. It was already this late, and they were still thinking about kissing. "What kiss? See if there's any blood on your tongue."
"Oh." Lu Yinbing stuck out her tongue obediently, a small piece of it was pink and tender, and still wet.
Xia Yitong stared at her tongue for half a second, blinked her eyelashes, and then returned to her professional attitude as Doctor Xia: "Stretch it out a little more, let me take a look inside."
Lu Yinbing was just about to reach out when he realized what a mess this was!
"I'm bleeding from the nose! I'm not coughing up blood!" Lu Yinbing stood up. With his height advantage, Xia Yitong's momentum suddenly weakened, and the hand that was pinching Lu Yinbing's chin involuntarily loosened.
"Ah? Nosebleed?"
"What else do you think?" Lu Yinbing, who had just been manipulated, was furious and really wanted to hold her head down and rinse it under the shower.
"Why?"
The musket filled with gunpowder went out instantly. Lu Yinbing opened her mouth, closed it, and opened it again, saying naturally: "Well, my liver fire is too strong." She was the kind of person who could lie without panicking and could even look the other person in the eye.
"Shall I order you some soup to cool down your body?"
Lu Yinbing waved his hand and said casually: "No need, just take a rest."
Xia Yitong looked at the papers scattered all over the floor, totally unconvinced that she would heal herself, and said suspiciously, "Teacher Lu, it's been half an hour."
Lu Yinbing was furious after being slapped in the face. He raised his hand and slapped Xia Yitong. "I was there for half an hour, not for half an hour of nosebleed. You must have gone into shock. You go wash first. I'll go out and take a rest."
After saying that, Lu Yinbing bent down to pick up the dirty papers. Xia Yitong went over to help. The two of them filled the trash can. Then Lu Yinbing swaggered out, pretending nothing had happened.
As soon as she turned her back to Xia Yitong, her expression changed. She looked a little conflicted and regretful. She said bluntly, "Do you want to kiss me?" She hoped Xia Yitong didn't notice it, and didn't realize that she had seen something incredible.
Xia Yitong called her from behind: "Teacher Lu."
"Huh?" Lu Yinbing's heart skipped a beat and his brows were almost knotted with worry, but his tone was still extremely normal. He could be said to be a very competent actor.
"You just said..."
"What...what?" Lu Yinbing was so nervous that she was going crazy. Why didn't she realize before that Xia Yitong's voice was sometimes so... weak in the knees, especially when she was about to say something but couldn't.
"I want to kiss you?" Xia Yitong was not sure if she had heard it wrong.
"Bang" a cluster of fireworks, no, a cannonball fell directly from the top of her head. Lu Yinbing was stunned. Countless thoughts flashed through her mind quickly, all floating in the air, roaring and raging, but none of them gave her the motivation to put them into practice. After a long time, Lu Yinbing finally turned around, her calm eyes filled with turbulent waves.
She looked at the person in front of her, from her loose long hair, to her tense eyebrows, to her straight nose, and to the slightly parted lips under the nose. She had clearly kissed Xia Yitong before, but she seemed to have forgotten her smell.
Want to try it again
She swallowed.
There is only one voice left in my heart—
Kiss her, kiss her!
Let’s go ahead!
Lu Yinbing made up his mind and got on. As soon as his heels left the ground, he felt his nose suddenly warm. A familiar feeling came over him, and a stream of liquid flowed out.
Xia Yitong's expression changed, and he ran into the bathroom. When he came back, he had already grabbed several tissues: "Teacher Lu, your nose is bleeding again! Stop it quickly!"
"… "
Lu Yinbing covered her nose with one hand and her face with the other. For the first time in all her years, she finally felt like not wanting to see anyone.
After finally overcoming the shame, he opened his fingers and peeked out. Oh, Xia Yitong was sitting next to him holding a tissue box. Lu Yinbing closed his fingers and turned his face away. "I say, can you please do something else?"
When Lu Yinbing got anxious, her Beijing accent came out. The way she spoke and recited her lines was completely different from usual, with a bit of ruffian tone. But at this time, she not only did not sound ruffian, but instead sounded a bit weak and timid, with a muffled nasal tone like a sick and coquettish kitten.
Xia Yitong felt so soft at the tickling of the kitten's paws that she said, "I want to take care of you."
Lu Yinbing shook his head: "I don't need any care, just stay away from me."
Xia Yitong was worried and said casually: "No matter how far I am from you, your nose can't heal itself. Your nosebleed is not caused by me."
“…” Lu Yinbing covered her face even tighter. It really was because of you.
Xia Yitong was shocked. No way? Could it be that what she had predicted was true
After a while, Xia Yitong came to his senses, reflected deeply and confessed: "Yes, it's my fault. You just resumed eating normally. I have been buying you delicious food recently. You ate too much, so you had a nosebleed."
Lu Yinbing nodded.
This excuse is very appropriate.
Xia Yitong: "Then let's eat light food for a few days starting from tomorrow?"
Lu Yinbing was silent for a moment, then nodded with reluctance.
Xia Yitong: "Are you feeling better?"
nod.
"I went in to take a shower?"
Nodding like a chicken pecking at rice.
Please go quickly.
Xia Yitong really wanted to rub her head, but was afraid that the big white cat would scratch her to death with one claw, so she gave up the idea regretfully. As soon as she left, Lu Yinbing immediately showed his face, unlocked his phone, and sent a WeChat message to the mysterious man.
Lu Yinbing - Do you have anything lighter? I've been suffering from liver fire recently and have a nosebleed. I can't watch anything too stimulating.
The mysterious person didn’t reply immediately, but two minutes later—Are you having a nosebleed? [Haha]
Lu Yinbing: “…”
Hey, could you please stop talking about that nosebleed
Lu Yinbing - I've been taking too much recently, it's not important. Do you have anything fresher
The mysterious man threw over a fee schedule.
Mysterious person - charging standard (prerequisite: good-looking, good sex and plot): 5 yuan for wetness (specific classification based on how many pairs of underwear are wet); 10 yuan for lust and burning; 15 yuan for nosebleed. Accept tips, no upper limit
Lu Yinbing—So that’s the highest setting you gave me last time
Mysterious person - a friend introduced by Teacher Lai. Look at what you said. How can I treat you unfairly
Lu Yinbing—Just give me the lowest grade one.
Mysterious man—You have just opened the door to a new world [smirk] I was like you at the beginning, I was watching a movie in the middle of the night and my nose was bleeding, and then I turned around and pounced on my wife.
Lu Yinbing—Dog food, I won’t eat it.
Mysterious man - you will be fed to others sooner or later, no. I won't say more, my wife is urging me to go to bed, I will organize a collection for you tomorrow when I have time, if she finds out that I am doing my old job again, I will be abused, she is very fierce!!!
I can see that Lu Yinbing is happy—I wish you all the best.
Mysterious man - [slipped away.gif]
The mysterious person - the tigress, is really fierce!!!
When Xia Yitong came out, she saw Lu Yinbing sitting on the edge of the bed, laughing at the WeChat interface on her phone. She didn't realize that she had finished washing. She couldn't help feeling a little jealous, not knowing that she was chatting with him.
She walked to about three steps away from Lu Yinbing and cleared her throat to remind him, "Teacher Lu."
Lu Yinbing heard it, turned the screen to the side, rushed into the press, and then locked the screen directly.
"Did you finish washing?"
"Yeah." Xia Yitong felt sour in her heart, "Did you see anything funny?"
Lu Yinbing said carefully: "I chatted with a very interesting friend." After she said that, the corners of her mouth curved up. This person selling resources was too interesting. She had a hunch that this person would not be very old, about the same age as Xia Yitong.
I imagined Xia Yitong using that tone, baring her teeth, waving her little paws and shouting, "You're so fierce!!!"
It must be so cute. I want to hold it in my arms and rub it hard, and then be more fierce with it.
The more Lu Yinbing imagined, the more he laughed.
However, her smile became more and more dazzling in Xia Yitong's eyes.
Fun? Based on Xia Yitong's understanding of Lu Yinbing over the past few days, this is almost her highest level of praise. Fun is a series of endorsements such as interesting, interesting to understand, and having a good impression.
Xia Yitong looked at her bright and smiling face and felt very aggrieved. She had received such compliments before. She wanted to stand in front of her and ask Lu Yinbing, "Who is he? Is he as fun as me?"
Then he declared confidently: "No! You are not allowed to play with others, you can only play with me!"