[Protagonist group]
"Well... it always feels different from the 'samurai world' I imagined..." Zhang Jing raised her head, and there were already five large or small spaceships within her field of vision.
Although it would seem strange to say this from her who descended from the sky on the "God of Fortune", "Samurai" and "Space Battleship" are too incompatible. The former has to fight with a down-to-earth sword, while the latter fires energy cannons from a distance. However, unless the space battleship forcibly launched a "Kamikaze Special Attack", the samurai would not be useful at all.
"Didn't people say it? It's been many years since this country was called the 'country of samurai'." Liz, who was looking at the travel brochure, said, "Now the samurai with Japanese swords, Either it's the Shinsengumi under the shogunate, or it's a terrorist."
"Where are the terrorists..." Wang Yuanji sighed softly.
Given that their current status is "Heavenly Man", aliens from distant stars, the staff in charge of reception will not spit out the four words "repelling foreigners" in front of them, but they only need to inquire a little about the history of this country, You can easily know the intentions of this group of "terrorists".
"Really, I believe that the system will not make mistakes," Zhang Jing, who proposed to come to "Samurai World", put on a dissatisfied expression, "But I want to come to the samurai world with kimonos, clogs, straw sandals, and Japanese swords. , not the samurai world with spaceships flying, aliens walking, and high-tech buildings."
"Nothing~ There is a place like this in Edo~" Liz turned over the travel brochure in his hand.
"Kabukicho... That's right! It's this architectural style! Let's go here!" Most of the streets in Edo have been modernized due to the arrival of the gods, except for Kabukicho (and Yoshihara), which retains a little resistance. Retain the style of twenty years ago.
Liz turned the booklet back and joked: "Are you sure? This is the red light district..."
"Uh..." Zhang Nvxia didn't like brothels when she was in her hometown, and she didn't like the red light district after crossing.
"My personal suggestion~ Go for a walk in the central city first, don't think of it as a world of samurai, but a world of aliens." There is no better or worse, Liz can accept both.
"...We haven't seen aliens before, isn't it Freya?" Having said that, Zhang Jing's pretty eyes floated to the big purple fat man holding an alien pet next to her, she thought a little. Go over and grab the tentacles on his head and see if you can pull them off.
"Okay, okay~ You like it~" Anyway, this is a brand new and unfamiliar world, and it's the same wherever you go.
[Businessmen]
"Please, these are our specialty items, and it would be hard for us to ban them."
An alien from a distant interstellar space, this identity is unconvincing in most worlds, but in this country that was beaten down by heaven and man, Sima Yi and others completed the entry formalities within a day, which is also Liz and his The premise of the harem group being able to swagger shopping.
On the other hand, compared with the smooth "entry procedures" and "identity certificate processing", the "business license" encountered a little obstruction, and some products were banned from the shelves... It's just Sima Yi's "anything is fine" attitude. It is Sedum who came to claim.
"Sir, I'm really sorry. The news broke a few days ago that the largest criminal organization in the universe, 'Spring Rain', transported a large amount of illegal drugs to Edo for sale. Now it's getting tighter here." The staff of the shogunate took a look. The form in his hand showed an embarrassed expression, "... The goods of your chamber of commerce seem to be rather unique, and it seems that it is difficult to pass at present."
"It's not special at all!" Sedum, who had already prepared, waved back, and the android maid on duty today put a few bottles of magic potions on the table.
"This is a shrinking potion. Although it can't increase lifespan, it can make people rejuvenate and stay young forever!"
"This is a quick-smoothing conditioner, it's a boon for natural curls, and it gives you smooth, straight hair!"
"This is a powerful hair growth agent, this is the savior of bald people all over the world, and dead hair follicles can be resurrected!"
Sedum slapped the table with both hands, "Isn't it just beauty products, hairdressing products and hair restorers? It's definitely not an illegal drug!"
Magic potions that may be regarded as forbidden drugs, such as love potions, joy potions, and alleviation potions, have been banned by Leeds; magic potions that are too powerful and may be used for bad things, such as blessing potions, life and death water This category is automatically crossed out from the product list by Sedum.
"Hehe... Sir, I don't have the right to review the products here, you can go to the service area on the third floor to submit an application." People have heard false advertisements a lot, and they have heard more exaggerated advertising slogans than this, and naturally they will not put Sedum The words are true.
"... After this round of waiting, the day lilies are cold." Sedum lowered his head and said dejectedly.
He can already imagine that the application he submitted will be blocked for a few months after that. Whether it can be passed or not is another matter. At that time, they may have already left this world - not all worlds are like the previous "HP World". After staying for three years, the captain of his own team usually runs away when he is finished.
"—I might be able to help you."
"?" Jing Tian turned around when he heard the sound.
I saw a bald moustache with an umbrella in his hand. "Of course, the premise is that your product is as effective as you say."
"Xing, Xinghai Fangzhu!?" The voices of the staff at the counter were shaking, and the "strongest man in the universe" on the bright side was right in front of him. Even if he was a good person, he was a little flustered.
"When you go out and meet a noble person, windfall is a good omen~~" Sedum narrowed his eyes with a smile, rubbed his hands, turned around and put the "powerful hair growth agent" on the table into the hands of Xinghaifang Lord Shenhuang.
"Cough." Shen Huang coughed dryly, and he would take the initiative to come over to help, didn't he just hear one of the advertisements of Sedum when he was passing by? Now that Jingtian gave him the things without asking, he was really embarrassed.
However, no matter how embarrassing it is, I still have to try it, "Do you apply it to the scalp?"
"No, just drink it directly." Sedum gave a thumbs up.
"Drink it down...?" Shen Huang frowned, seeing that the bottle contained nothing but the words "powerful hair restorer", a liquid with no ingredients and no production date. After hesitating for three seconds, he gritted his teeth and pulled it out. Bottle stopper in mouth.
"Hmm!!!" Shen Huang knelt down on one knee, and the bottle rolled to the ground.
"Someone, come here! The master of Xinghaifang has been poisoned by food!" the staff of the shogunate shouted openly.
When he shouted like this, Sedum was still a little flustered: "No, no, right? Under the protection of the system, our products should be universal to all worlds!"
"Huh... boy, you should have told me beforehand that this thing would be so unpleasant to drink." Shen Huang stood up again, and when he raised his hand, he wanted to wipe the corner of his mouth, "... Huh?" The back of his hand seemed to have touched something else.
"..." Shen Huang touched his head with his hand, feeling the long-lost touch in all directions.
"Sincerely 200,000 yen~" Sedum spread out his palm, as a profiteer, how could he give away goods for free. Seeing that the other party helped to open up the relationship, he had already paid the highest price allowed by the system to save face.
but…
"—Boy!" Shen Huang didn't care about the small amount of money at all, he grabbed Sedum's collar with tears in his eyes, "How much stock of these hair restorers are still in stock, I bought them all! Don't worry, I'm rich!! !"