"Ninety gems gave me a wooden knife that sprays soy sauce!? What a joke!" A villager slapped the latest vending machine hard, unwilling to express the output of his three-day rupee farm.
Of course, any product in "Main World" has always been "non-refundable once sold". Refunds within two hours are STEAM, not the rules here.
"Hey, what are the people over there doing!" A2, who happened to be leading the patrol today, heard the sound and quickly jumped up from the second section of the first floor with two other maids.
"!" Seeing the arrival of the law enforcer who is deeply favored by the master of this world and whose status is far above him, the young and unstable villager couldn't help but take a step back subconsciously, but immediately explained with a smile on his face. , "Miss maid, I'm just a little excited because I bought a product of questionable quality, and I have no intention of causing trouble."
"...a product with questionable quality?" A2, who walked up to him, looked at the wooden knife in his hand.
The trainee villager hurriedly handed over the wooden knife, "This is it, I always thought that all commodities in this world have their value..."
"Lake Toya, I remember the wooden sword of the natural-rolled samurai, right?" A2 put the wooden sword into his backpack, and called up "Pip-Boy" to review the item description, "This is a certain planet called 'King Kong tree'. The knives made of wood have extremely strong sturdiness, and after the transformation of Hiraga Gengai, the function of spraying soy sauce is added, which is convenient for samurai to season when dining.”
The maid next to him interjected: "... Hiraga Yuanwai, I remember that the young master said that he was the most powerful inventor in Edo. He invented many devices with powerful effects, but also invented many strange life devices that were useless. , a rather subtle grandfather."
"I also remember," said the maid on the other side, "The young master once came to the door to ask for the purchase of his invention, but he refused to sell it because of the young master's status as a 'celestial'... I didn't expect his goods to appear here. In the 'Samurai World Merchandise Vending Machine'."
A2 took out the wooden knife, returned it, and said impatiently: "... Anyway, the price of thirty rupees, an extremely sturdy wooden knife, is enough." The price of the trainee villagers in the supermarket is three times that of the permanent teammates. Times, "30 rupees" is the original price of Lake Toya.
"Yes..." The villager wanted to cry but had no tears, only a wooden knife with sturdy properties was a piece of junk to him.
Coinciding with Leeds' legendary "connection period", his wives and concubines took advantage of this time to return home to save relatives and show their superiority in front of the villagers. In other words, this is the only chance to ask Zhang Jing and Murong Jiu to go back and forth several times to bring the props of "Main World" back to their hometown. He fancied that this is "the demon knife red cherry with self-evolution ability", if there is such a thing With a demon knife in his hand, isn't he walking sideways in the world
"Regardless of whether the product conforms to your expectations, you can't damage public facilities. I have recorded your information. If there is a repeat offense, it will be enforced in accordance with the law." After A2 finished speaking, he ignored the other party's reaction and jumped over the railing. , jump back to the first floor.
The villagers shouted: "I, I just tapped the vending machine!" With this kind of case on his back, he would be missing a talisman for intercession in the future, and it was his turn to be in a hurry.
"No, according to the sound and frequency of the sound, you do have a tendency to destroy public facilities, which is inconsistent with your confession." The maid who had not left revealed mercilessly.
"Well!"
Finally, the maid who followed A2 down the floor reminded: "This is the only clearance reward for the previous journey. Mrs. Zhang Jing is very satisfied with it. Please don't do anything like this again."
After a long while, the apprentice villager lowered his head, "... Sure enough, I hate this world that lives according to laws and regulations, isn't it bad like Jianghu..."
…
At the same time, Liz was walking in a field of sunflowers, looking for the opponent of "Trial" before "Online".
Liz has no particular preference for sunflowers, but when a person is in the endless sea of flowers, as long as he is not a person with intensive phobia or hay fever, his mood will improve. Flowers have such magical magic. Even if he immediately fought against a strong enemy, he couldn't help but restrain the Qinglei, Gangfeng, Yangyan, and Earth Fissures that were protecting his body in the awakened state, and walked among the sunflowers in an ordinary way, enjoying this peace.
But the tranquility of the sunflower field is destined not to last long. Even if the battle is carried out in the sky, the aftermath will surely destroy this beautiful flower field... Unless it encounters cute things like Cirno again.
Obviously, that kind of accident did not happen again. Liz had already seen his opponent, a woman with short green curly hair and red eyes, and the terrifying demon power on her.
[Let me guess, another woman who has a bloody feud with my "ontology"? ] Liz stood still, not far or near, and could reach the opponent at the moment of the battle.
"Positive solution~" The woman wearing a red and dark red plaid vest and a knee-length skirt of the same color, wearing a yellow bow tie, wearing a white long-sleeved shirt, and holding a flower-like parasol smiled gracefully, "It's better to say, fantasy. Aside from Sakuya, who can be named women in the township, who hasn't been killed by 'you' a few times?"
[… Next time, please change a man to be my opponent, thank you.]
The green-haired woman turned around and smiled and said, "That can't be done~ Because the capable male monsters were killed by 'you' before Gensokyo was born."
[… ] Although it’s not a good thing to say that my “body” is, but no matter how I hear it, it sounds like a bad person!
"Don't worry~ no one really resents 'you', and I don't feel any sense of accomplishment in knocking down a remote control toy... I just hate losing so I can stand here." The petals are flying all over the sky, not dazzling, but gorgeous...
[It’s a coincidence, I don’t like to lose... Well, I made a move.]The restraining power burst out in an instant. With the combination of the power of the white tiger and Mihawk's footwork, perhaps for the green-haired woman, the downward split of the Dragon King's Mountain-breaking Sword and the last word of the words arrived at the same time.
-but…
[… Hey, don’t all the women in Gensokyo only play bullet screens and magic cannons? Flower-loving beauty, your style is not quite right.]The Dragon King's Mountain-breaking Sword, holding the power of wind and thunder, was caught by the opponent's seemingly weak left hand.
"The real power of the monster is this body and this monster power." The green-haired woman used the monster power, closed the parasol of her right hand, and showed Liz a bloodthirsty smile that was completely opposite to the previous elegance, "Speaking of which, you set the I don't remember everything, my name is 'Feng Jian You Xiang', the Lord of Flowers of the Four Seasons."