"My friends from country M, hello! I'm an A-level professional hero from country R, Linghuan Xinlong, especially good at dealing with resentful spirits. I will be staying in New York for the past two months. If you are unfortunate enough to meet Paranormal events, there is a need in this area, you must not hesitate, for your own safety, please be sure to contact me. In order to show the friendship between the people of the two countries, I will launch a large international opening ceremony, all services are 20% off, make an appointment by phone… "Linghuan Xinlong stood on the commercial street where people came and went, holding a loudspeaker and vigorously advertising.
While Leeds watched Iron Man dismantle his equipment, Saitama and Genos casually visited S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters, and an undocumented knight was beaten to death by the Green Goblin, he was taking his disciples to fight for his career and wallet —Although he is just a fraudster, in every sense, his values are the most normal.
"Master..." The dragon mantle, who was standing blankly behind Linghuan Xinlong, called.
"What's the matter, do you want to go shopping? Can you go shopping after the evening? The effect of publicity during the day is better." Linghuan Xinlong was also thinking about how to convince the dragon to show his power and show his superpower in the eyes of the citizens of M country.
Long Tao shook his head and replied: "There is an old man who keeps talking in my mind and asks me to meet him... It seems to be a place called 'Xavier School for Gifted Teens'... "
"Telepathy?" Linghuan Xinlong was abrupt in his heart. After all, he was just an ordinary person. Even the "Superior Wraith Small Dimples" around Longtao was only seen after the recent incident, but he was very ordinary. He is good at dealing with unusual things, "It's good that you don't need to worry about this kind of person, it's probably just tricking you with a big reason after meeting. On the surface, it is poaching you to train in his school, but in fact it turns you into serving him. Soldier - this kind of development?"
"... Transfer schools, that's fine." Long Tao has no friends at school, but he has parents, a younger brother, and a dream lover, so how could he transfer to country M.
"As a master, I'm here to teach you how to avoid social fraud." Linghuan Xinlong originally didn't want to teach this, but after cheating on the trick for so long, he felt a little guilty... , "The two most important words are 'interest'!"
"Benefit… "
"Take this as an example, what do you think you really need right now?" Linghuan Xinlong pointed to his disciple.
"... muscles, and the ability to look at the atmosphere?" The dragon replied with reservations.
"There is also the favor of that childhood sweetheart named 'Xiao Lei', right?" Linghuan Xinlong, who knew the details of his disciples, bluntly tore open the layer of paper, making the dispassionate disciples look shy, "These things You can only get it with your own efforts, and you can’t be satisfied no matter what.
It's very simple to want muscles, just inject serum like Captain America, and immediately become a devil muscle man, but... Captain America uses that muscle to fight the Red Skull, of course there is no problem; but the dragon suit is to hold that muscle Going to pick up girls, it feels like something is wrong.
Linghuan Xinlong continued: "At this time, someone told you where to meet him, you only need to know one thing, that is, 'going he can't give me what I want', so you can avoid part of it tricks."
"... So it is." Long Tao did not immediately take out a notebook and record it like Genos did, but he took all the words of the master in his heart.
"Of course, the fraud routines in society are not that simple, and most of them are 'baiting', such as telling you how to get rich, such as telling you how to become more attractive, such as telling you how to get healthy Health... But this is too complicated, I'll teach you later." Linghuan Xinlong wouldn't say it, and he himself didn't know how to teach Long Tao to distinguish these routines and traps.
"Yes, Master." Long Tao's hair fluttered up, unilaterally cutting off telepathy.
Professor X, lost the chance to appear.
…
People are different.
Of course, this is not the "people are born noble" theory expressed by the emperor in "The World of Lelouch", but refers to "different people will have different reactions when encountering the same thing".
For example, a suicide girl was standing by the bridge and was about to jump into the river to seek her death. A person standing by the bridge messily persuading a daughter to commit suicide, although it is generally not useful, but finally doing a good thing; a person standing in the distance, can not achieve any positive effect, just stop and watch; Seeing the opportunity, the C-type people rushed forward bravely, hugged the suicide girl, and dragged it back to the bridge; the D-type people tried their best to squeeze into the crowd, find a suitable position, and took out the mobile phone video, regardless of whether the suicide girl was rescued in the end. He didn't care whether he jumped down or jumped down the river. He even had to upload it to the Internet to share it when he got home. He felt very happy when the number of hits soared.
It is because "people are not the same" that some people are called "heroes".
"Yo, undocumented knight, you are on TV." Because everyone shared a villa, when the undocumented knight covered in bandages and on crutches returned, he would definitely bump into Liz who was watching TV in the living room.
Incidentally, what was being broadcast on TV was Goupunte, New Mexico. A big hammer fell from the sky, and the local people couldn't pick it up. Liz was a little interested in that hammer.
"Haha... It's really shameful... Being beaten up like this." The undocumented knight smiled wryly.
"If this is considered shameful, then there is no shameless guy in the world~" Not only Leeds, but also the people of M country give undocumented knights a high evaluation. The knight's speech was also recorded in the video, as long as it was not hard-hearted, it would be touched.
"By the way, how were your grades in school?" Liz asked.
"Huh?" The undocumented knight was taken aback by the headless question, but he still gave the answer, "... The grades are not bad, right? It's just... That doesn't help my current work."
"That's not necessarily true," Liz pointed to the room allocated to the undocumented knight, "I won't use fairy magic to heal your wounds, you stay in the villa for half a month, don't go out, and put me in a large room in your room. After reading the pile of books, remember to return them to me.”
"...Don't tell me!" The undocumented knight raised a possibility in his heart.
"Remember what the following four words are for 'study hard'? Don't think about S-level and A-level, it's useless if your physical attributes don't go up, but... B-level is still stable." Liz laughed.
"…Thank you!"
"I also thank you for letting me meet another real hero~"