"My hair follicles! Haven't you already been resurrected once! You were just bombarded by the psychic energy of superpowers on your scalp. I know you are not so fragile!" Saitama is covering the bright scalp with ginger slices , looking forward to promoting the blood circulation of the scalp in the cheapest way and awakening the sleeping vitality of the hair follicles.
"Teacher, didn't Liz leave a bottle of hair growth potion before he left?" Genos looked at Saitama's bedroom, in the deepest hidden box gifted by Iron Man, with extraordinary protective performance, has all the bald people in the world. of rare treasures.
Unexpectedly, Saitama shook his head resolutely: "That won't work, I have learned from the previous experience, I can't bet my future hair on it, until I find an invincible helmet that can protect my hair 100% in battle, I can't drink this potion. You can only try to use other means to grow hair first."
Losing part of his hair in the battle with Tornado, and losing the rest of his hair in the battle with Ryuto, Saitama finally learned to be good... Although the price of learning is that he will continue to be bald for a long time.
"It is said that the African kingdom of Wakanda is rich in 'vibranium', which is a hard metal that can absorb vibrational energy. If it can be made into a helmet, maybe..." Genos pondered.
"That's it! Let's go to the Kingdom of Wakanda on our next trip!" It's normal to use vibranium to make helmets, but the purpose is to "protect the hair" rather than "protect the head", and I always feel that there is something wrong.
"Yes, teacher! I will let the staff of the association pay close attention to whether the kingdom of Wakanda needs assistance!" Just like this time, starting from "Rescue the Arms Dealer Tony Stad", we will give them a lot of convenience when traveling. .
(Boom!) The tornado smashed through the wall and burst into the house.
"Bald, you stole the weirdo I liked again, right! Don't think you can be so arrogant with a little strength!" Tornado pointed at Saitama's nose and shouted.
Saitama, who was wearing a piece of ginger, gritted his teeth and said, "Dwarf, you smashed through the wall of my house again? Do you know that I have to find an unlicensed knight to repair it every time, which is very troublesome!"
"Who cares about you! Bald man, monk, octopus, old man, ginger slice monster! You are not allowed to rob monsters with me in the future!" Tornado said with his arms on his hips.
"Ginger... dwarf, dwarf, dwarf, goblin, natural scroll! The weirdo doesn't have your name written on it, so why give it to you!" Saitama said while rubbing his fists.
"..." Genos said that his quiet and peaceful life with his teacher was gone forever.
Women are really annoying.
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"Dragon set... Would you like me to give you a set of hero uniforms?" Linghuan Xinlong was rarely extravagant once, and he also thought that his current small treasury was almost all obtained by the superpower of the dragon set.
"Master, I already have a uniform?" He asked strangely, dressed like a shrunken version of Saitama's dragon suit.
"Well, considering that incident, it's not that I can't understand..." Linghuan Xinlong looked up and down the dragon suit melancholy, but it was still difficult to accept this look. He felt that it would be better to wear the school uniform-because it is likely to affect the hero. title.
However, Linghuan Xinlong finally chose to respect the wishes of the dragon set. After learning about his disciple's amazing combat power, he tried to guide the dragon set to become more active and assertive, "Forget it, you go to the examination room... Anyway, you It's not the first time, so there's nothing to be nervous about, right?"
"Well..." Long Tao nodded. He once helped Linghuan Xinlong cheat and pass the practical test, and he had never encountered the written test. Although he is not very good at reading, it is said that the written test requirements of professional heroes are not high, and it should be no problem to pass.
He waved at Linghuan Xinlong and Xiao Dimple, and the dragon set followed the various candidates to the hero test venue... The moment he stepped into the entrance of the venue, his hair fluttered upwards, moving with super powers like a tornado. Show your abilities and save yourself some trouble.
- Obviously, the dragon set has changed.
For the sake of the Mind Stone? Why are you fighting with all your strength? What did you learn from Saitama? The reason why, no one knows.
The only thing that is certain is that Long Tao's mental state is normal, he just no longer resists superpowers, nor does he resist himself with superpowers, and the frequency of emotional loss of control decreases... Although it is not clear whether there is still "Kingshan" in his body. Mao Fu"'s violent personality, but this should be the so-called "growth", right
With the 10-year-old "Tong Di" as a role model, Long Tao did not wait until he graduated from high school before choosing a way out. He stepped into the field of professional heroes early, probably... No, definitely! He will definitely become one of the most important heroes in this world, it's only a matter of time!
Now, let's start with the C-level hero "The Pot-Headed Cape Man".
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"So it is, so it is, what happened at that time~~ It's a pity, I was still outside at that time, or I'm going to join in the fun~~ Let's see if they can beat me to death or something~ "Deadpool, sitting on top of the Stark Industrial Building rebuilt a year ago, eating burgers, said to his good friend Spider-Man.
"I don't want to watch such a terrifying battle anymore. Someone from another world will protect me... I'll send you the video shot after eating the hamburger, so don't spread it out." Spider-Man is also eating a hamburger, a superhero The lunch most of the time depends on fast food to solve...
"Don't worry~ My mouth is very dense~ I won't show anyone other than the woman who accompanies me to bed." I'm sorry, Deadpool is very horny, so there will be a lot of people who see this video.
"I'm just talking about it, don't take it seriously, it's fine to just hang it on the Internet and download it for free." Spider-Man smoked Coca-Cola and didn't care about the pleasure-seeking of his good friends, "But when I think about it back then, I'm going crazy. Almost all of the words that the state-of-the-art cape man said were hits... Thor gave up the throne of Asgard for love, the Hulk fled abroad from time to time to sabotage, Captain America became a wanted criminal, and finally our current boss~ He did it A Ultron can cause more harm to the M country than the Qitarui people of that year."
"The League of Superpowers 1 foresees the future", the new work of the Marvel movie in 2018, please look forward to it, da da da~" Deadpool pointed to someone off the screen and said.
"Wait! I think "Spider-Man X Deadpool" will do better at the box office. We had a good fight for the first 45 minutes, and how about we join forces to fight the enemy for the next 45 minutes? The opponent... Well, tentatively Harry Osborn How's it going? Anyway, I don't know him in this parallel world, my good friend is a fat black man, and finally you can teleport over and hack the second generation of Green Goblin to death."
"No, the Green Goblin is outdated, little spider~~ Your black fat friend's prototype is the villain 'Evil Ghost', let him become the villain, and then we will cut the pork chops, so that the box office will be better." Deadpool Point to someone off-screen again, "Which view do you support?"