"Master, our master will clean your bamboo hut every day, just waiting for you to go back!" Gu Yuexuan, a sincere gentleman, reluctantly learned the skills of lying, Liz is really tireless.
"I, my bamboo hut... Wuxiazi he...?" To be honest, even Wu Xingyun, who has lived there for more than ten years, has a hard time remembering what it is like.
(Wuxiazi, who is a hundred miles away: It’s obviously once on the first and fifteenth day of the new year… and I go back to the bamboo hut of the master, the second senior brother and the third senior sister every six months to clean it up, just as a sacrifice to the ancestors.)
"I only know that the old man cried and howled at a yellow flower ghost every morning." Thorns only told the truth.
"Yellow flower..." Wu Xingyun didn't even know the color of his favorite flower.
(Wuxiazi from a hundred miles away: Can’t you like that flower for your teacher? And for your teacher, you just sing to make the flower feel better. If you are an idiot, you can sing for your teacher, “One~~flower~~small~~ flower~~")
"Master, Master, one day every year, Master, he will sigh for a long time, maybe it's your birthday... At that time, his desolate back, the disciples were also very sad!" Make up moved to cry!
"... Wuxiazi, why are you doing this..."
(Wuxiazi from a hundred miles away: As a teacher, I thought of giving you three big red envelopes before the Chinese New Year. It hurts... Besides, I don’t even know when the big sister will be born as a teacher!)
"Master, he was seriously injured in middle age, and his health has not been very good these years." Gu Yuexuan, who has low acting skills, entered a state of good reading.
"Who hurt him!" However, Wu Xingyun, who had entered the rhythm, did not hear anything wrong.
(Wuxiazi from a hundred miles away: Wait, when did Master Wei get seriously injured?)
"Before we came out, the old man claimed that his body was dead, and he would not live long, right?" Thorns said with his eyes closed.
"... What did you say?!" The expression of impatience began to appear on Grandma Tong's face.
(Wuxiazi from a hundred miles away: Being a teacher is simply because the old man has an illness and doesn’t want to move! Even if he doesn’t know the “Eternal and Everlasting” and “Mingyu Gong”, he is still a top Taoist internal power master, and he lives like a master. There is no pressure at all to be a hundred or tens of years old!)
"And the second senior brother always makes the master angry, which may damage his lifespan - it hurts!" Dongfang Weiming was beaten by the thorns again.
"..." Master Uncle narrowed his eyes and looked at the rogue-looking thorns.
(Wuxiazi from a hundred miles away: If I were at the scene, I would definitely be mad at you three brats!)
"Master," the three brothers who had really rehearsed shouted like a chorus after trying to be affectionate and moving, and pretending to be pitiful, "I beg Master to see the master who has been waiting for you all alone for so many years. In terms of friendship, set off back to Xiaoyao Valley to get married!"
"...I, I," Wu Xingyun turned around, not letting the three of them see the expression on his face, "I never knew that the younger brother looked at me like this..."
Although the memory of that year is now excavated, maybe... maybe not completely without traces...
"Of course, I've lived with the old man for more than 20 years and I just found out!" As an abandoned baby, Thorns and Wuxiazi spent no less time together than Wu Xingyun, "I only now know how useless the old man is, he If there is a bit of seed, there is no need for the three of us to help him propose marriage!"
"...Since childhood, Wuxiazi has a good temper...will let anything out..."
If the [Xiaoyao] of the Xiaoyao faction is reflected in Wu Xingyun, Wuyazi, and Li Qiushui, and let them "happy" regardless of others, in the end, the three of them have no good results. So as a Taoist sect's philosophy [indisputable] is reflected in Wuxiazi, he does things in a high-profile way, acts in a low-key manner, removes his clothes when things are done, and hides his merits and fame... However, he seems to be "indisputable" even in his feelings.
"Since you have such a good temper, why are you still staring at the second uncle! Is the second uncle so much better than my old man?!" This was also taught by someone, and the master must get rid of the previous share. emotion.
"...It's not that much different..." It's just that there is an age difference. When Wuyazi was outstanding in style, Wuxiazi was still very immature. The two were placed together like safflower and green leaves, and no one paid any attention to Wuxiazi.
"Then don't think about it anymore! Come back to Xiaoyao Valley with us!"
"... I, what I look like now, how can I go back!" This body that will always be only 9 years old! It was the eternal pain that Li Qiushui left him!
"That old man has turned into a bad old man! You are much better than him!" Thorns may have the potential of lolicon.
"However, grandma, I will periodically lose my skills in a few days. That bitch Li Qiushui already knows where I am... If I go back, Wuxiazi may not be able to win..."
"We have a Palace Master Yihua, a fake Taoist priest who controls thunder and fire, four people with special powers, plus the three of us, she will lie down when she comes!" The Juggernaut, who is the best in the world, also needs to be careful. When others are besieged, he must guard against the sneak attack of Leeds' palm thunder. Even he has no idea.
"...!" Tianshan Tong Lama, who made the owner of the Thirty-Six Caves and the Seventy-Two Island Island owner change his face, didn't say anything, and ran away!
No, it should be said that they escaped directly!
…
"Wait, we haven't finished talking yet..." However, the difference in body technique is too huge, it is impossible to catch up, and they didn't know where Wu Xingyun was going to report for the first time, so they could only turn around and discuss, "Senior brother, it seems that There's a play!"
"What 'seems'! It's obvious, and in the end, they used all kinds of external reasons to fool them... God, how long are these old antiques? It's even possible to nod when we confess..." Thorns rolled his eyes and said, "And what the hell, why did that fake Taoist ask us to rehearse what we said as if every sentence was useful! It really makes people angry!"
"...It's still not good to lie." Gu Yuexuan decided to forget who he was just now, even if it was out of kindness.
"Then the plan should continue?" Dongfang Weiming just wanted to confirm this.
"Bullshit, it went so well... Isn't the show we just played in vain?" Thorns gritted his teeth.
"Alright then, I'll go and say hello to the rest of the Vulture Palace first." Dongfang Weiming cheerfully ran to find the four servants who gathered to gossip about the love life of Tong Lama to negotiate.
"Aji, I'm going to see how Liz and the others are doing." Gu Yuexuan, who always felt extremely worried, flew away.
"... What are you looking at, I've never seen a man!" I always felt that a bunch of people pointed at the thorns and pulled out the bamboo sticks from their belts and walked around with them in their mouths.
… old man, we tried our best...