Since Lin Shiyin, who pretended to jump off a cliff and deceived her like a mental retardation, took her to "Xingyun Village", Lin Xian'er has only encountered a few "accidents" that did not follow her plan.
The first time was that Long Xiaoyun was not provoked by her to have sex with her. Maybe Lin Xian'er's original plan should have secretly killed Lin Shiyin for her and let Lin Xian'er be the real "Xingyun Village". The hostess, and then Lin Xian'er asked people to expose Long Xiaoyun's evil deeds. After Long Xiaoyun was brought to justice, her "righteous sister" took over the entire "Xingyun Village"... But Long Xiaoyun is willing to cooperate with her to gain fame and fortune , Lin Xian'er also forget about it.
The second time was when Li Xunhuan, who had given his cousin and ancestral property to his savior, ran back from outside the gate inexplicably, and the golden silk armor also fell into his hands by chance. As the "righteous sister" living in "Xingyun Village", Lin Xian'er naturally heard of Li Xunhuan's ability to get rid of Long Xiaoyun and others a few streets away, and she wanted to capture Li Xunhuan and ran to the suburbs alone, even stripping naked. (except for the mask) to seduce him with her beautiful body... But Li Xun Huan said "I regret it now" while rejecting her. This is the first time she failed to seduce a man.
The third time was a series of incidents caused by "The Murong Family" and others. Before that, she thought that her appearance was invincible. As long as she was a man, she couldn't resist it. Li Xunhuan was an outlier, but after that group of people appeared... It's okay to continue to be confident and think that you are naturally beautiful and the best in the world, but if you insist that you are far away from Zhang Jing and Lian Xing, you must be lying. Considering Lin Xian'er's cost, he only has "good looks" Good-looking", which is actually a huge hit.
The fourth time is now, the "Small Reunion Courtyard", which has been very secretive and safe for several years, was surrounded by people, which really shocked her... She was still thinking about which "Plum Blossom Thief" was discovered when she came in and out. track.
—Thinking about whether there is something or not, Lin Xian'er ran from the narrow tunnel to the exit in "Xingyun Village". Even when the tunnel was found and the water was not clear, she still finished dressing on the way. , It is impossible to return to the finely crafted dress of the past, but it is enough to return to the "lazy style that was just woken up". There's always a way to do things after that... Either make a confession with Long Xiaoyun, or lie and throw the blame, or use a slapstick trick...
only-
"!" No matter how much she thought about it, it was useless as soon as she climbed out of the tunnel, the exit had already been restrained.
"I didn't expect that the famous Miss Lin Xian'er would dig a hole in the ground soon~~" Lin Xian'er may have sucked a lot of internal strength, but not long ago she was still stuck in the "green devil hand, fish intestine sword, gold silk armor very In a layman's misunderstanding, the skills under her hand are not as good as 10% of her skills in bed, and she should have no resistance to Shang Lu Xiaofeng, a martial arts master.
(snap) The fire box ignited the small oil lamp in the room.
"What...!" The entrance to the tunnel leading to the cheating courtyard is hidden in Lin Xian'er's study in the courtyard (Lengxiang Xiaozhu) where Lin Xian'er lives in "Xingyun Village". Thanks to Li Xunhuan for being both civil and military, he even passed the test of Tanhua. Now, this study that originally belonged to him is very spacious - enough for more than 30 people to walk in.
"Everyone, may I ask if this is...?" Lin Xian'er, who was only forbidden to move by the acupuncture point, but the dumb point was not tapped, put on a confused and innocent expression and asked in confusion.
"Although your voice is nice, but what time is it now, can you save some time?" Liz, who was only one of Sakuya's rare side, said, "Or do you think we will be unsure if you are [Plum Blossom Pirates]. Under the circumstances, a group of people rushed into your small courtyard?"
After a long while, Lin Xian'er's tears slowly flowed down: "Did I offend you in any way? Why do you target me again and again like this?"
"Hey, girl, how about throwing the black pot on Lu Xiaoji? If I'm upset, I'll kill you directly~~" Liz took a step back and gently embraced her beautiful maid, "Here is a famous martial artist, a passing martial artist. People, bitter masters, etc., may be reluctant to give up on you because you are a lowly sex worm in your bones, but I will definitely give up, right, Sakuya~~"
"...Master." Looking coldly around the men who knew what Lin Xian'er was, but were fascinated by her pitiful gesture, Sakuya's eyes softened a bit when she looked at Liz.
Although she is swaying around with the personality template of "that one", Liz will only pick women no matter what... unlike these wild dogs.
"Sakuya~~" Of course, if the object of Liz's soul-giving is himself, that's another story... Cough.
"Just leave the trouble to me, can you not show your affection here?" Lu Xiaofeng covered her face and said, "Miss Plum Blossom Pirate, why don't we go to sing and drink after the incident? I also want to enjoy some beautiful women. serve."
"Master Lu, you, who am I when you are Xian'er..." Lin Xian'er cried bitterly, "And the Plum Blossom Thief is a man, how could I be the Plum Blossom Thief?"
"Fake Taoist priest, same as Xing Zilin's time?" Lu Xiaofeng gave Liz a thumbs up.
"No problem~" said Liz with a smile, pulling Sakuya from her side to her hug.
"..." Everyone else was dumbfounded, only Hong Qigong, who remembered something, smiled wryly.
"Come on step by step, Miss Lin must answer properly. If you can't answer, I will cancel one of your meridians... After all, you are already scary enough without martial arts~" Lu Xiaofeng stretched out her finger and pointed at Lin Xian'er's beautiful body, "First of all , why did you climb out of the tunnel?"
"This is because-"
"—Slow down, in order to save time, let's do it," Lu Xiaofeng interrupted, "We can't accept this reason for a rendezvous with Duan Shizi in the suburbs, because it is more reasonable than 'stand up and admit the truth' you. Select 'Escape'."
"Don't fool people with 'momentary panic', there are at least five people here who are not idiots." Liz himself, Sakuya, Clausa, Lu Xiaofeng, Hua Manlou... Well, Hong Qigong rolled his eyes, you are smart and you are amazing Okay.
"Then I can only say that I've never been to that small courtyard." Hua Manlou also took a bite.
"However, I can see that there is no other exit from this tunnel, right? We felt that the route was unusually straight when we ran all the way back from the small courtyard above your head." As soon as Lu Xiaofeng said this, the flow of Lin Xian'er's tears immediately diminished... This group of people has grown up since childhood. Did you follow me from the hospital? !
"So it can only be that Miss Lin ran into the tunnel, stayed in the tunnel for a few hours, and then ran out and was caught innocently by us?" Liz laughed, "Don't say that she came out not long after she ran in. Oh, we have someone watching the exit." In fact, there is no such watcher at all, but Lin Xian'er doesn't know.
"Then what is Miss Lin Xian'er doing in the tunnel?" Dongfang Weiming also happily joined in.
"Sleepwalking." Gu Yuexuan said.
"I received a letter and was tricked into it... I joined you and prepared this kind of letter in advance to deal with emergencies. I also admire you. Do you have any questions?" Liz said disdainfully.
"Maybe people's joy in life is to dig a septic tank at night." Thorns was simply unhappy with her.
"..." Lin Xian'er didn't know when she had stopped crying, but she was stubborn and looked at everyone as if she had suffered a big grievance.
"...I can't bear it either." Lu Xiaofeng said that she couldn't bear it, and Lu Xiaofeng used her fingers to abolish one of Lin Xian'er's meridians.
"Second, how do you explain that there are treasures stolen by plum blossoms hidden in the various secret compartments in your boudoir?" Lu Xiaofeng said so, some bitter masters stood up, indicating that Lin Xian'er had found her own. thing.
"... I don't know." Lin Xian'er had put away her pitiful expression the moment she saw the physical evidence, this group of people came prepared!
"You'd better tell me that the Plum Blossom Thief specially stole the treasure and hid it in your room. Why didn't anyone steal the purse and stuff it on me?" Liz motioned.
"By the way, Miss Xian'er has a very deep internal strength~~" Lu Xiaofeng abolished another meridian with a smile, "Thirdly, Bai Xiaosheng, Monk Xinjian, Long Xiaoyun and others have all been exterminated. Who are they? You went to bed to help you be a 'Plum Blossom Thief', and who admitted to providing support, most of them confessed before their death... Do you want to explain? Miss Lin Xian'er who tried 'the thief shouts to catch the thief' and finally gained both fame and fortune?"
"Don't say there is no evidence of death, there are hundreds of people who listened to those testimonies. Just like when I hacked Long Xiaoyun to death, there were more than ten witnesses behind me, and one of them was Lin Shiyin."
"Pfft~~" Lin Xian'er suddenly smiled coquettishly, "Xian'er loses and loses, so she won't get off her crime at all~~ Daxia Lu, please do it~ Xian'er is indeed a plum blossom thief~"
Looking at Lin Xian'er's smiling face, Lu Xiaofeng actually hesitated for the first time, "...It seems that I still haven't cultivated enough." In the end, Lin Xian'er was completely abolished by flipping her fingers.
Unless Liz forms a team with her, practises the magical power of repairing meridians, and encounters all kinds of magic doctors, she will only be a delicate beauty in this life.
"Woo!" The pale Lin Xian'er glanced at Lu Xiaofeng, but in the end she still looked at Liz - this man was the culprit, she told her intuitively.
There is no malicious look in her eyes, even at this point, she still has to continue to tease men. This is the grade gap between "Lin Xian'er" and "Kang Min".
"Don't look at me like that, don't worry, since you deliberately abolished your martial arts, it means that you won't be killed... Even the so-called 'a death sentence can save you life' is nothing to you." Liz shrugged. .
"Haha, in other words, although Hero Li is not interested in Xian'er, are other people interested?" Lin Xian'er looked around with beautiful eyes, causing many bosses to blush to avoid.
"Ha, if you give it to me, it would be fine if my daughter was killed by the hatred of rape and murder, and it would allow you to survive?" He let go of Sakuya and walked out the door. Besides Sakuya, there was also the third master of Xiaoyaogu. Brothers, Hua Manlou and Hong Qigong, "It's just that the next thing has nothing to do with me, the "Heroes of Fortune", you can do it yourself." They walked out of the study.
"Hehe, Daxia Lu, they don't have any martial arts anymore~~ It's hard to stand like this, can you help me unravel the acupuncture points?"
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"Have you heard?" Liz saw Duan Yu and Ouyang Ke who had "went to Lin Xian'er" as soon as they came out, but "I didn't know Lin Xian'er was a plum blossom thief" and were tied up in the corridor to listen to the conversation." Meat dumplings"... is also considered a conscience, right? Seeing that Ouyang Feng had a stinky expression but did not stop him, he knew that this was indeed a good thing. At any rate, let these lustful guys know about Lin Xian'er's nature...
"Other people are just lecherous. It's just a matter of giving martial arts and swords after the big beauties. It's not too bad," Liz looked at Duan Yu, who was still in disbelief, "It's just Duan Shizi, please stop thinking that we are bad people. Think of the innocent girl killed by Lin Xian'er..."
"..." When he clicked on the dumb point, his mouth was blocked, and Duan Yu couldn't speak even if he wanted to.
"The martial arts on you is our Xiaoyao Valley's martial arts. You seem to have sworn to 'kill all the Xiaoyao sect disciples'? What?" The thorns, who discovered this, looked at this Li Qiushui's apprentice viciously.
"..." Gu Yuexuan didn't say anything. Not only was the oath that made him feel bad about the third uncle, but he also thought that Duan Yu was not qualified to be a disciple of Xiaoyao.
"Ah, you can handle this yourself... Sakuya, be careful, don't let these perverts see the bottom of your skirt."
(beep beep—)
"Uh," there were a few knives stuck on the floor in front of all the "meat zongzi", not to mention the bottom of the skirt, even the beautiful thighs could not be seen, "this is better~"