"Really, look at my hand!"
"Well, Big Brother Gu, you...!"
"Senior brother, are you sure it's really appropriate to put the artistic conception of Miss Hua's "Thirteen Styles of the Breeze" into "Tianshan Folding Plum Hands"?"
"Wow, Brother Jing, you look around again and don't teach me how to practice knives seriously!"
"Brother Gu, look at the results of my Dongfang Weiming's intensive and miscellaneous studies. I will use my mind to multi-purpose, and open my bows from left to right!"
"... Brother Dongfang can actually use two martial arts to fight the enemy at the same time?!"
It is a very common scene. The day of a diligent martial arts person starts with "washing," practicing martial arts, and "eating breakfast". The same is true when Liz is diligently practicing "Transferring Flowers and Jade" and "Overlord Swordsmanship" in Murong Villa, but it's just the same. After coming out...
"—I admire you too. Men are sweaty all over, and women are barely sweating with sachets. A group of people are not afraid of being smoked into stinky salted fish when they are stuffed into a broken carriage." For this reason, Leeds has been deserted. In martial arts practice, even Zhang Jing and Murong Jiu changed their practice time to after dinner and before bathing because they were worried about being rejected by Liz.
"Che, unlike you, a Western Taoist who is so idle that he doesn't know where to hang out at night, our martial arts must be practiced by ourselves!" Thorns said disdainfully, disgusted by the boss of the team who is either idle or flirting with girls every day. .
As for whether there is envy, jealousy and hatred towards others who "steadily become stronger every seven days" without doing anything, that's not clear.
"Hey, I don't agree with this. On the surface, I'm idling. In fact, I've experienced a lot better than you guys behind closed doors." It was hard to say a few days ago, but today Leeds can really stand up and say These words... Without him, last night's experience was slightly "jianghu taste".
"You're a liar!"
"Hmph, stupid young man," Liz hoped that there would be a idiot like Thorn to stand up to him, "Last night, after I successfully attacked Jinger and Jiumei at night, I was kicked out of the room, and then I took Sakuya out for the night. You, guess what happened to me?"
"...Hey, don't you have the slightest sense of shame?" Thorns said weakly.
Liz didn't answer, and continued, "I saw an old grandmother selling candy and fried chestnuts, her waist was bent as if it had been broken, and even when she tried to lift her face, she could only see below our chest..." Perhaps, if She could see the faces of Liz and Sakuya and nothing happened.
"—And then what~~?" The thorns wanted to say something, but Zhong Ling jumped over and pulled him and grabbed him, and he grunted.
"This "Heroes of Fortune Tellers" saves all living beings, is compassionate, chivalrous, and proud..." Under the skeptical eyes of everyone, Liz finally stopped his subjective evaluation of himself, "So out of good intentions, I bought five pounds, absolutely nothing. It's not that I plan to feed my maid while traveling at night, and have a romantic winter night." Although the master peeled the shell for the maid, Sakuya refused.
"..." Everyone rolled their eyes, rolled their eyes, and covered their foreheads. Only Sakuya showed a cold look.
"I bought the candied chestnuts and ate them on the spot. I didn't expect... ah, yes, I've been to a civilized world where you will be fined for littering, but there are people who threw the shells back into the backpack. Say."
"I didn't expect what—?" The thing that people who listen to stories hate the most is this kind of storyteller who will deliberately tantalize!
"Hmm? Since I'm talking about eating, naturally I'm not trying to describe how fragrant and sweet chestnuts are. There's only one possibility, isn't it?" Under the guidance of Liz, everyone nodded, "Yes, Sakuya and I were poisoned. Now, the second chestnut coughed up a mouthful of blood without even starting to peel it. From your point of view, this should be considered highly poisonous, right?"
Everyone's face "as expected", there is nothing to worry about, after all, these two people are standing in front of them now.
"For you, if you are poisoned, if you don't take the antidote immediately, you will fall to the ground and die, but for us, the so-called 'poisoning' means that the blood does not stop for tens of seconds. The stronger the poison, the faster the blood loss... But The poison from last night is obviously far from enough, and there is no problem in leaving it alone." Perhaps the poisons such as Qixin Haitang and Tianyi Shenshui can drain the blood of Liz and Sakuya in a short time, but "the old grandmother who sells chestnuts" I don't have the qualifications to get this kind of high-end goods, "Sakuya and I neither took antidote, nor did we use various means to restore blood, pretending to be about to fall to her words, at least we need to know why she wants to kill us... Could it be? To avenge Lin Xian'er?"
The surprise on everyone's face was not aimed at the "story itself", but Liz's description of his own abilities - they were not Zhang Jing and Murong Jiu, and they didn't know much about them.
"I didn't expect that old grandmother to say, 'I haven't even seen you, how can I have hatred with you'," Liz's words brought back the distracted attention of everyone, "and then pretended to be forceful. He stood up all of a sudden, looked up at the moon and said, 'When the moon is full, I want to kill... '"
"""What the hell!!!"""
Just like Bai Kaixin in "Injuring Others and Not One's Own", murderers for no reason are just as difficult to understand.
"After that, I hacked her to death with Sakuya, and only then did I realize that this old lady is not only not an old man, but also a good-looking beauty under the disguise surgery." She was in a bad mood because she met a lunatic when she went out, and she used the rejuvenation technique. When he came back and chopped, he just broke up this guy with even the desire to survive. Let's not talk about it, it will affect his hero image, "I will nail her body to the main entrance of the yamen, if you have necrophilia, You can go have a look."
"Who is so perverted!"
"The rivers and lakes at night are so terrifying! I will never go to the night market again!" Dongfang Weiming shouted... Of course, this is just what this guy said, he turned his head and went to the night market again.
"Idiot, the two of them can't smell the poison, and you, the girl who has been soaked in the magician's doctor, can't smell it?" Thorns said angrily. What's so scary."
"By the way, that madman's fighting power can keep up with Hua Zhenzhen."
"...Huh?" Everyone turned to look at Hua Zhenzhen, they all knew how ferocious this girl's fighting power was.
"One-handed sword dance is both beautiful and dangerous... Alas, it's a pity that he's a lunatic. It would be good to catch him at Murong Villa and dance." Liz shook his head and sighed, looking very sorry, as if he had the same cold eyes as Sakuya last night. The perpetrator is not the same as himself.
"...Cough, girl Zhong, don't wander around at night if you have something to do."
"Uh, um, Brother Jing also remember not to go out."
A lunatic with Hua Zhenzhen's fighting power, the rivers and lakes at night are so terrifying!
"We'll move on after we've dealt with the lunatic—"
"—Hey, is there a follow-up to the story?" Gu Yuexuan asked curiously.
"Yeah, to put it simply, Sikong Zhaixing tried to steal my Yuxiao and handed it over to Lu Xiaoji to show off his superior skills. There was a black idiot watching from a distance throughout the whole process. I saw that he was upset and chased and beat him up with Sakuya... The specific process is quite interesting, especially the part about how Sikong Zhaixing evaded the pursuit. Do you need me to describe it in detail? "So Leeds had a wonderful life last night.
"...Well, although I'm very interested," Gu Yuexuan pointed behind Liz with a wry smile, "but I think it's better for you to finish your own affairs first."
"what… "
"..." Zhang Jing gritted her teeth.
"..." Murong Jiu's face was ashen.
"...Oops, I've been beating up people, and I forgot to come back to coax the girl."
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1. Gongsun Lan, the self-proclaimed "righteous thief who robs the rich to help the poor" is actually the leader of the "red shoes" of a "criminal organization composed of tyrannical women". She is good at disguising, and she is not well-known in the rivers and lakes, but her heart is more poisonous than snakes and scorpions, and her methods are more terrifying than ghosts. These people are all her incarnations.
Cause of death: He didn't look up when he turned into "Grandma Bear" to kill casually, and accidentally sold poisonous chestnuts to a man named Liz.
2. Sikong Zhaixing, known in Jianghu as "The King of Stealers", is good at stealing, qinggong, disguise, and bone-shrinking. He is a person who regards stealing as an art.
Cause of injury: Stealing something from a person with a mission system and a map system.
3. Murong Bo, the former head of the Murong line in Gusu, shouted that he wanted to inherit his father's business and become a hegemon. In fact, he did nothing except being a scumbag. Before, he "feigned death to steal the kung fu of Shaolin Temple" and was recently arrested. People tell the truth that they are still alive in the world.
Cause of injury: Standing too close while watching.