"Mary Joa", a city located at the top of the Red Continent between the first half and the second half of the Great Route, is home to the Five Old Stars, the World Government Headquarters, the world meeting place every four years, and the seat of the world's aristocratic Dragons.
Today, it may be just the puppet of the Tianlong people, but on the surface, the five old stars, the marshals of the navy, and the three admirals of the navy, who are the pinnacles of the power of the world government, gathered together with a certain person who not only caused them trouble, but also solved the potential problems for them. Threatening man, talking remotely through phone bug.
[Hey~~ Can’t you beat all the Qiwuhai? Why, aren't they the pirates that your navy has no confidence to deal with? Can I do voluntary labor without paying?]The phone bug made a surprised expression.
"..." Everyone was silent.
They all know that this is a common folk saying, but it is really too ugly.
And if you really want to say it, it also deviates from the truth by a distance. First of all, in a heads-up, several of them can beat Crocodile, but once Crocodile turns into sand and retreats, they have no means to stop it; then Crocodile has no more than the Navy, not one at all. order of magnitude.
"The world is not that simple!" Wu Laoxing said solemnly, "The collapse of the three major factions will directly affect the stability of the world!"
[It turns out that, I understand... (Hey, smoker, this is not the same as the background setting I investigated, please hurry up and give me some lessons! And which three are the "three major forces"? )] The phone bug brought Liz down and asked Smoker for help in a low voice.
"..." Not to mention the Five Old Stars, Warring States Period, Kizaru, Aokiji, even the hardest Akainu frowned.
Damn, the guy who killed Crocodile, let alone political consciousness, don't even know the distribution of power in the world!
The three major forces are the navy, the Qiwuhai, and the Four Emperors!
[Cough, so it is said that the "Four Emperors" in the second half of the Great Waterway are very powerful, and the navy can't beat them at all, so it is necessary to win over the "King Xia Qiwuhai" in order to form a three-legged situation? Then I killed Crocodile, which broke the balance and caused you trouble?]The phone bug made a serious look.
"..." Five Old Stars didn't answer.
If they had to choose between YES and NO, they would choose NO.
Well done Liz! If Crocodile, who planned to get his hands on "Pluto", really succeeded, the problem would be much bigger than it is now!
[But I won’t apologize~~ If I’m still indifferent to a villain like Crocodile, I’ve come to this world for nothing.]The phone bug shook his head.
"Ouch~ Does this mean we are in the navy for nothing?" Kizaru said with a smile.
"Humph!" Akainu hummed angrily.
Not all navies agree with the World Government's "Seven Wuhai System", but their opinions are meaningless. They decided to designate "Five Old Stars", or stand on the heads of "Five Old Stars". Dragon people.
"... Verbal apologies are not uncommon for us." Wu Lao Xing finally spoke again, "This is the end of the matter, and we will not pursue what happened in the Kingdom of Alabasta. What is important now is the Qiwuhai area, we need to overcome it. Rockdale's successor."
[Oh... It turns out that after defeating one Qiwuhai, the next one must be replaced immediately. It's boring, so I won't fight the other six.]The phone worm showed dead fish eyes and seemed to lose interest.
"..." The Five Old Stars felt that he had said it clearly enough, but the other party couldn't understand it, so he had to speak again, "Our preliminary opinion is that you who defeated Crocodile will take over this position."
[What, I'm not a pirate, how can I be Shichibukai?]The phone bug looked shocked, [Wait! In this incident, I got the consent of the smoker before I took action. If you take a step back, if you are unhappy, you will also throw him into prison, not because you treat me as a pirate!]
"Cough... Before the action, Smaller did say hello to the Navy Headquarters." The then Admiral Warring States returned to protect his subordinates. He only said that Smallger had made a report, but he did not say that Smaller ignored the Navy Headquarters. Order.
"It's not important at all." In fact, in the minds of the five old stars, people who are "not the navy, but have great strength" can be classified as pirates. "What we need is enough to suppress Xiao Xiao, and let the world People who have stabilized."
[… I don’t think Crocodile has the effect you say.]
"Pfft~" The one who dared to laugh out loud even in front of the Five Old Stars was Kizaru.
"Answer." The angry Wu Laoxing froze with a cane.
[I refuse the title of "King's Seven Wuhai"! People thought I was a pirate, which affected my image!]The phone bug has sharp eyes.
"!" The atmosphere in the conference room suddenly cooled down.
[However,] the phone bug continued to hear Liz's words, [I don't mind helping in another form, how about "temporary workers"?]
"Temporary workers?" Everyone wondered.
[What, don't you know "temporary workers"? Just call me when you need me. I think I can choose to help me. Once I get into any trouble, you will throw away the responsibility by saying "this is a temporary worker". You don't need any privileges, and you don't even need to give me Salary, this is much better than "The King's Seven Wuhai", right?]
"..." Everyone looked at each other.
It sounds... It is indeed much more powerful than "The King's Seven Martial Seas"!
[The function of the "King's Qiwuhai" in your mouth is to hang and beat the little pirates on a daily basis. Let's go to war with the "Four Emperors" at a critical time. I have no problem with this~] The phone bug narrowed his eyes, [but first explain two points , First, I only fight bad pirates who burn, kill, loot and oppress civilians. I don't need your orders, I will hunt down these scum myself, but like "Straw Hat Pirates" who are obviously good people but call themselves pirates Guys, you call me over, I may turn against the water in reverse.]
"Damn, a pirate is a pirate—"
"...Go on." Five Old Stars reached out and stopped Akainu's roar.
[Secondly, in my eyes, there are only good people and bad people, not the navy and pirates, but I believe that there are definitely more good people in the navy than good people in the pirates, so... If you want to make good use of me, you'd better go all the way. Send someone to follow me, escort me, and don't let me have a conflict with other navies. I recommend the smoker. I think he is compatible with my temperament.]
The five old stars exchanged glances with each other and finally shook their heads, but this did not mean refusal, "...your appointment, we need time to consider." Instead, it is up to the Tianlong people to make the final decision.
[It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter~ It doesn't matter if we succeed or not, anyway, we are not in an adversarial relationship for the time being~] The phone bug laughed, [Speaking of which, we have a lot of goods on board, whether it is for daily life or combat. , the price is good, the old man is not deceived, how about giving you a 11% discount?]
(smacking) Wu Laoxing decisively buttoned up the phone.
To be honest, this call is quite laborious.