Rubik’s Cube of Heavens

Chapter 12: The laws of physics are crying

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Ke Wen immediately turned his head to look, but he didn't want to turn his head halfway, a three-story bus with a purple body suddenly stopped in front of him and Ollivander with a bang.

"Damn it!" Startled, Ke Wen uttered a phrase from his hometown reflexively.

"What?" Ollivander asked while putting away his wand.

"Oh, it's nothing, it's just that it suddenly..." Cowen said while patting his chest in shock.

Ollivander smiled in front of Ke Wen for the first time after hearing this, although it was only a slight twitch of the corners of his mouth.

"Okay kid, get on the bus with me first." Ollivander greeted and stepped onto the bus.

Ke Wen raised his head and looked at the bus carefully, then stepped on his short legs and followed quickly.

There are two worlds inside and outside the car, and you can't hear anything outside, but as soon as you get in the car, your ears are full of greetings.

The driver, as well as the three passengers on the first floor, were all greeting Ollivander with surprise on their faces. And Ollivander also had a gentle smile on his face, and responded politely one by one, and casually mentioned the material of the other party's wand and the time of purchase, and quietly expressed some compliments and praises in the car, making everyone in the car The few people here are all in a good mood.

"This old man has something..." Ke Wen thought to himself.

"Mr. Ollivander, who is this?" The driver, who seemed to have forgotten his duties, still did not close the door to start the bus, but turned his attention to Kewen, and at the same time attracted the eyes of other passengers come over.

When Ollivander heard the words, the smile on his face restrained a little, and he said in a calm tone: "He is Cowen Quinn. Due to some reasons, he is considered to be adopted by me for the time being..."

"Merlin's beard!" A male wizard with disheveled hair and bloated clothes exclaimed, and then looked at Ke Wen with envy, and smiled flatteringly: "What a beard favored by Merlin!" child."

"Yeah yeah… "

"Oh, this kid is really handsome."

"That's right, it's rare to see foreign children who fit our aesthetics so well."

"..."

Various voices of praise filled Ke Wen's ears, making him unsure what to do in response, but in short, as long as he smiled and added a little shyness...

After a while, the bus driver remembered his duty and started the bus. And Ollivander and the three passengers also stopped complimenting each other, and started joking about some gossip.

Our little Ke Wen sat on a bed with his feet dangling, his hands firmly grasping the railing at the head of the bed, and he stared dumbfounded at the windshield of the bus.

"Fuck!"

Two cars came side by side, but at the moment when Ke Wen thought that a car accident was about to happen, the bus suddenly shrunk its width and passed between the two cars on the opposite side.

"Fuck!"

What the hell is a 90-degree turn at 200 miles without drifting! Even the small spaceships in the virtual game can't open this effect! What about inertia! The laws of physics are crying!

Ke Wen didn't know how he sat down on this bus, all he could think about was flashing left, turning right, stopping suddenly, and starting suddenly.

When I came back to my senses, I was already standing on the ground, and the memory of getting off the bus was covered by the various unscientific operations of the bus.

"Slowed down?" Ollivander's voice sounded, with a hint of a smile in his tone: "It seems that you are not compatible with this way of moving. My personal suggestion is to be more careful when learning to fly broomsticks in the future. Maybe your talent in this area takes a lot of practice to develop."

"Uh... I'm just... this is the first time..." Ke Wen's thinking is still a little erratic, so some words don't express the meaning.

"It doesn't matter, you may get used to it faster after sitting a few more times in the future." Ollivander gave a suggestion, and then asked curiously: "Speaking of which, the 'shit' you said along the way...is this the pronunciation? ? What does this word mean?"

Ke Wen finally recovered after hearing the words, but his facial muscles were slightly stiff, but facing Ollivander's expression of seeking knowledge, he could only bite the bullet and reply: "This is... a dialect of my hometown. Well, when surprised or sighed..."

"Oh~ I see." Ollivander looked stunned: "It's like Muggles saying 'My God', but we in the wizarding world generally say 'Merlin's beard', or 'Merlin's hat and staff' What, of course there are quite a few people who are used to saying goodness, only GOD has nothing to do with us.”

"Uh... Merlin's panties?" Cowen tried a little joke.

Ollivander was taken aback when he heard the words, then raised his head and laughed, raised his hand and touched Ke Wen's little head and said, "Of course, but this word can only be used between friends, and it seems a bit frivolous and innocent in formal conversations." It's uneducated."

Ollivander obviously had no interest in continuing to preach, and the laugh just now was considered rare, after all, he had just been involved in a troublesome incident.

"Okay boy, let's go in." Ollivander pointed to the door in front of the two of them: "Oh yes, maybe you should remember the location here, this is the intersection of the Muggle world and Diagon Alley, In the future, both parties will basically pass through here.”

Ke Wen heard the words and immediately looked around, remembering the environment.

After a while, seeing that Kewen no longer looked around, Ollivander stepped forward, raised his hand and pushed open the door of the 'Leaky Cauldron' in front of him.

The old slate brick floor is uneven and uneven. The walls of the stone skin are mottled everywhere, corresponding to the red bricks that have almost lost their color. When people look at it, the word "dangerous building" can't help but appear in their minds.

The simple iron chain ring chandelier, with a few oil lamps on it, the dim light barely illuminates a five-meter radius. Therefore, it can be seen that many candlesticks have been added to the interior walls of the tavern, which barely covers the entire tavern. Within a layer of hazy, dim yellow light.

The wooden round table and long table completely soaked in oil stains made people have no thought of sitting there, for fear that the oil stains on the tables and chairs would also soak the clothes.

Of course, this is just Ke Wen's own opinion, and the wizards of all kinds in the bar obviously don't care, occupying most of the seats in the bar.

Looking around quickly, Ke Wen couldn't help but feel a little headache when he saw those wizards who looked sloppy no matter what they were wearing.

I'm used to practicing martial arts, and I'm used to the blood and fire in the virtual game, but dirty is one thing, sloppy is another... Not comfortable!

As if the scene of the knight bus reappeared, Ollivander was obviously well-known in the magic world, and all kinds of wizards greeted him along the way.

Ollivander is also like on the bus, but whenever anyone asks who Ke Wen is, he will tell the other party Ke Wen's "adopted son" status.

In this way, Ke Wen followed all the way, and received unimaginable praise and sympathy...

(end of this chapter)