Li Hong looked at Li Zhi's decisive back, and a sentence kept popping up in his mind: Older people are still hotter.
Taking the backpack handed to him by Xia Zhi, Li Hong couldn't be happy no matter what, seeing Wu Mei standing at the door with a beautiful and flawless face staring at him with a half-smile.
Little Li Dan, who was over one year old, hugged the palace maid's trouser legs and looked at himself, grinning excitedly and waving his hands. He didn't know what he was humming. Maybe only he could understand it.
"My son, please see your mother." Li Hong stood behind the small tree, holding the tree with one hand and carrying his backpack on his back, and said with a smile.
"Come here, let the queen see what skills you, Li Hong, have developed recently."
"No need for you, Queen Mother. I think this distance is good. If you have any orders, just tell me. My ears have been pinched by you for so many years, so I can hear you." Li Hong said. Continue to commit suicide.
Wu Mei was standing at the door in her spare time, wearing a light red and white narrow-sleeved shirt and skirt. Her hair was combed into a well-maintained Chaoyunxiang bun, with a hairpin on top of her head, which looked like a single snail. Her hair was tied loosely into a bun, and her cheeks, as white as jade, had not been painted with makeup, but they were still bright, charming, noble and graceful.
Looking at this outfit, Li Hong knew that he was going to die today. Ever since his mother became the queen, she rarely dressed like this casually. but! As long as you are determined to clean yourself up, you will usually dress up like today.
The main purpose of dressing up like this is to be more hands-on, and not to be unable to use your fists and kicks because of your clothes, which will affect your lethality.
Wu Mei sneered and said: "Li Hong, don't even think about running away today. You even dared to lie to your mother. Now that you have done it, you must be prepared to be dealt with by me. Don't you see? Li Xian and Li Zhe both I sent you away. I know Lian Tie is afraid of you, but the other eunuchs are not afraid of you. Look around you, do you think you can run away today? "
Li Hong looked at Wu Mei and repeatedly confirmed that the distance between the two would not allow his mother to succeed in a sneak attack. Then he turned to look around and saw several eunuchs staring at him eagerly, while Lian Tie had a look on his face. Relaxed and embarrassed.
Look at Hua Meng and Xia Zhi, who are hopeless and hopeless. They are already kneeling on the ground like shrimps. I am afraid that even if Li Hong screams, these two people are lying there, not even moving a finger. .
Li Hong turned around helplessly, and once again glanced at the two hopeless things with nostalgia, he had no choice but to negotiate terms with Wu Mei: "Mother, I didn't mean to deceive you. It was really forced by the situation at the time. You should be able to understand. The state of mind that my son and I were in at that time, wasn’t it my mother?”
"Tsk tsk... Is that so? Don't tell me that you, Li Hong, didn't realize that I was acting for your two uncles. Since you know that I won't really kill Xia Zhi, you still dare to take the one she used You think I, as the lord of the first palace and the empress of the world, will be able to bear the fat powder tricking me?" Wu Mei was not in a hurry. She had plenty of time to deal with this little brat today. She had nothing to do until she spanked the child on a rainy day. .
After Wu Mei finished speaking, before Li Hong could do anything, Xia Zhi knelt there and kowtowed as if pounding garlic. He didn't dare to speak and could only kowtow non-stop.
"Okay, there's no need to plead for your master. Xia Zhi, I see that you have taken care of the prince for many years, and I just don't want to hurt your master's heart."
"Mother, aren't you afraid that if you beat your son, your skin will be hurt? As the saying goes: 'The body's hair and skin are protected by your parents, and you don't dare to damage them. This is the beginning of filial piety.' If you beat my son, you are like this This is to trap children and ministers into being disrespectful and unfilial.”
"Haha, you, Li Hong, have been filial to your mother for so many years? Are you being filial by deceiving your mother with things that the palace maids used?" Wu Mei asked sarcastically.
Li Hong saw that things couldn't get better today, so he had no choice but to continue his guerrilla attack: "Mother, please tell me how I can find a way out for my son." He tightened the backpack on his back, which he had prepared a few days ago. , in case this situation occurs today.
At the same time, it also reminds Wu Mei, look here, Queen Mother, there are good things here that can be used as chips.
"Oops..." Wu Mei stretched easily. Her slender figure looked plump and firm under the red and white narrow-sleeved shirt and skirt. There is no clue that this is a mother who has given birth to several children!
"Li Hong, do you think your mother and I..."
"Mother, please give me another title. If you call me by my full name, I will feel that your murderous aura is too strong, and I might even faint."
Wu Mei just wanted to laugh in her heart. This little brat was so good at coaxing people. She didn't know what she owed him in her previous life. The majesty in front of other princes was like snow meeting water, melting at the touch of it. .
"Li Shangshu? His Highness the Crown Prince? Hong'er? Little Bastard? Which one do you think I should call you to make you feel better?" The maid behind Wu Mei actually brought a chair to Wu Mei and placed it at the door.
In the strange atmosphere, Wu Mei sat on the chair at the door, like a female bandit leader who went up the mountain to drop grass. She sat there with a lot of courage, with a strong feeling of "I opened this road, I planted this tree, if you want to Passing this road leaves behind the feeling of "buying money on the road".
Li Hong had no choice. There was no way he could escape this disaster today. Just by looking at his mother's appearance, he knew it was over. It was over. Her butt was about to bloom.
"Lian Tie, come here." Li Hong shouted to Lian Tie.
Lian Tie glanced at Li Hong, hesitated for a moment, then looked at Wu Mei, and saw the headmistress' beautiful hand waving: "Come over, I want to see what other tricks the little brat can come up with."
Hearing this, Li Hong could only smile dryly. He took off his backpack from his shoulders behind the tree, took out several cosmetic boxes made of white jade, and handed them to Lian Tie: "Take them over and present them to my queen mother."
Lian Tie hurriedly took it, walked hurriedly for about fifty steps, and put the things in his hands... The palace maid actually brought out a table!
After seeing the case, Li Hong's face turned green. He was going to fight to the death!
Wu Mei opened the makeup boxes one by one and looked at the contents and the mirror. She was quite satisfied, but she had no intention of letting Li Hong go and shook her head at Li Hong.
It seems that again, this little thing is not enough.
"Come here." Li Hong shouted again to Lian Tie, who was standing in front of Wu Mei.
Wu Mei motioned Lian Tie over with her chin, and Lian Tie started running back and forth when mother and son were only fifty steps apart.
Of course, Li Hong didn't know how to carry soap. Could it be that the queen mother would wash little Li Dan's diapers herself? Therefore, Li Hong took out a piece of soap that was rushed from Bai Chun eight hundred miles last night. It was light pink in color. Although it was wrapped in a layer of snow-white paper, it still couldn't block the light and pleasant fragrance.
Li Hong took out several pieces of soap of different colors from his backpack and put them on Lian Tie's hand. Then he waved his hand and asked Lian Tie to quickly present them to his mother.
Wu Mei took the soap and smelled it at Li Hong's suggestion. Her eyes suddenly lit up and her expression was full of joy. Her expression was no less than getting a piece of jewelry that made her happy and satisfied.
After Li Hong's explanation, the palace maid immediately prepared a copper basin of water. Wu Mei couldn't wait to wash her hands and try it out. Sure enough, as Li Hong said, she wet her hands with water, applied the soap, and then rubbed each other. , the jade hands seemed to become much smoother, whiter and tender immediately.
Especially the unusually refreshing feeling made Wu Mei overjoyed. She wished she could listen to the little bastard and immediately go back and take a shower.
But then I thought about it, wouldn’t that mean I had been tricked by a little brat? What's more, looking at that little brat's virtue, there must be something good that he hasn't come up with yet.
"But that's it. Although the Queen Mother appreciates your filial piety, the fact that you deceived the Queen Mother and your father is not..."
"Lian Tie..."
Lian Tie ran over again, and this time Li Hong took out several small and exquisite glass bottles. Each bottle cap was covered with a cork, and contained liquids of various colors. Wu Mei was shocked when she saw it. Could it be poison
Lian Tie did not dare to disobey either mother or son. After walking not far from Wu Mei, he followed Li Hong's instructions and shook one of the delicate glass bottles a few times. He then pulled out the cork and squeezed it. Wave it in the air, and you will see liquid like water vapor falling from the air, with a refreshing fragrance that cannot be dissipated in the air for a long time.
"What is this?" Wu Meiqiong sniffed the air for a few times. This fragrance is simply tailor-made for women in the world. This smell is much better than the smell of rouge and gouache, and it has lasted for a long time. The smell of perfume still lingers in the air.
Wu Mei believed that no woman in the world would be able to refuse the soap and perfume given by the little brat. This would definitely have a fatal temptation on women in the world.
Moreover, she was very sure in her heart that such a thing must have been made by his Taiyi City, which had been doing mysterious things in the past few years. This perfume and soap must have been produced in the past few years.
Wu Mei was holding a bottle of perfume in her hand, looking at the somewhat turbid color, and then smelling the smell. Suddenly an idea flashed in her mind: "Such a heart-warming treasure, what a fortune it will be in the future." ? '
At this time, Wu Mei looked at Li Hong's figure behind the tree, and seemed to think that the little man in front of him was a little man plated with gold. How did he come up with this? Doesn't he know that once something like this comes out, all the women in the world will go crazy about it
But Wu Mei is Wu Mei. Everything can make her curious, and everything can make her calm down immediately. After thinking about the pros and cons of this perfume in her mind, her whole person seems much calmer again, and she can't put it down. After putting the perfume on the table, I was about to shake my head.
Li Hong turned over his backpack with a solemn look on his face and said forcefully: "Mother, if you still want to beat me, go ahead. I will never say a word."
"What's that? Yes, it's those papers in your bag. What are they drawing on? Wu Mei asked with a frown.
(End of chapter)