On a hot summer day, cicadas chirped.
Even if it is already night, the temperature outside is still quite high, and the temperature inside the house is very suitable.
But the temperature in the bathroom is obviously not matched, it is much higher.
As a shower head who lives in a hotel, although he was born a short time ago, he is much more knowledgeable than those who have lived in ordinary families for several years.
However, the hotel shower has to admit that there are scenes that have not been seen before.
There are two big boys living together in the same room, but I have never seen them with so many tricks on their bodies. They have scars and tattoos, and they are kneeling and singing in the bathroom. This is the first time I have seen them.
He couldn't sing aloud, he just put on a very pious posture.
The microphone is still on someone else.
It is estimated that his singing skills are not very good, and he sings breathlessly without making a sound. One person is a microphone stand once, and every time the microphone stand is more breathable than the person singing.
The mic stand with the scar was barely breathing and had to lean against the wall.
"That's the amount of alcohol," said the tattoo, "how about driving after drinking?"
"You handed the steering wheel to me," Scar said.
Do not drive after drinking.
Very knowledgeable shower thought.
Can't sing after drinking.
When the doorbell rang, Duan Feifei had just come out of the bathroom with a towel on his head.
He quickly glanced at the room, Jiang Kuo was lying neatly on the bed watching TV, so he immediately opened the door with his backhand, showing his innocence as quickly as possible.
But there was no one outside the door.
"Who is it?" Jiang Kuo asked.
"Some slut," Duan Feifei rushed out, and immediately saw Ding Zhe who was running back. He rushed over and grabbed Ding Zhe's collar, "Come back to me!"
"Hey!" Ding Zhe shouted, squeezing his throat, "Hey, hey, my throat has been choked, my throat has been shrunk..."
"Knock on the door and run away, so shy?" Duan Feifei dragged him back into the room, "I won't do this after I graduate from kindergarten."
"I was just saying hello, they said they were going to go out on a boat," Ding Zhe tidied up his collar in the mirror, "Fuck, your collar is too big!"
"If you run faster, I will tear your collar off." Duan Feifei said.
"Then you can't do it, De Jiang Kuo, he is an expert in this kind of thing, did you let him tear the collars of several clothes." Ding Zhe said.
"I found out about you," Jiang Kuo said. "To offend people, you always have to start with two."
Ding Zhe laughed for a long time: "Let's go? They are all packed up."
"Let's go." Jiang Kuo glanced at Duan Feifei, "Are you going to blow your hair?"
"No, go downstairs and dry." Duan Feifei grabbed the towel and rubbed it on his head a few times.
The night tour is a very mature local tourism project. The car has been waiting at the entrance of the hotel, and a group of tourists from their hotel are directly pulled to the pier.
The pier was full of people. Jiang Kuo couldn't understand why so many people came to play this relatively boring project at night. After all, six of them had finished eating and drinking, so they came out for a walk. , what about these people
Either you are dragging your family with you, or you are in pairs, what can't you do, and you want to swim in the river at night
"Isn't everyone just wandering around?" Duan Feifei took an ice cream from Dong Kun's bag and handed it to Jiang Kuo.
"No," Jiang Kuo said, "It's annoying to look at."
To put it aside, in such a scene, he would not get off the car, just turned around and left, and the most unbearable thing was the crowded scenic spots.
But today, as a well-known hypocritical spirit, he didn't do anything after the push. He just honestly huddled with everyone on the pier and waited for his boat to be released.
There was even a hint of excitement.
Together with Duan Feifei, in an unfamiliar city, in a form that he has no interest in, following unfamiliar people, navigating an unfamiliar river.
This kind of boring thrill is unique to couples travel.
"We won't go back with the boat for a while," Dong Kun carried the bags and divided the ice cream one by one. "After crossing the two bridges, there is a night market, which is very famous. Let's go there and have another meal."
"Yes." Jiang Kuo nodded.
"Don't drink anymore." Duan Feifei said immediately, the drink at dinner has only been relieved until now, and it has to be because of the wine-learning activity.
"If you don't drink, just grill all kinds of snacks," Liu Fat squeezed over and said, "I checked the guide before, and many people recommended it. I have made a list of what we need to try. If you don't drink, I can barely hold it. If it's alcohol, it's really not good..."
"According to the capacity of your stomach?" Sun Ji asked.
"According to yours!" Liu Fatty said, "According to mine, I can add half a catty of wine!"
According to Dong Kun's introduction, the river is a very beautiful river, and the scenery on both sides is also very beautiful. There are also several Internet celebrity spots. Many people will check in to take pictures, and there are several people in the crowd who are holding mobile phones for live broadcast.
"Should we also do a live broadcast," Duan Feifei said, "or something like daily life."
"A day of sauce beef?" Jiang Kuo asked with a smile.
"It's really okay," said Duan Feifei. "The video effect of Xiaozhu was really good before."
"Then I'll shoot you," Jiang Kuo said. "After all, you have a thick skin. In the last interview, I really admire your dashing ease..."
"There are a lot of beauties." A man with a mustache suddenly squeezed by, holding a cloud platform in his hand. The mustache squeezed beside them, slammed into the middle of them, and rushed to the mobile phone on the cloud platform. Compared with a V, "There are also a lot of handsome guys..."
Jiang Kuo saw the faces of himself and Duan Feihan in the picture at a glance, his brows furrowed, and he quickly slapped the mustache away.
"Hey?" Moustache shouted, turning his head to protect the phone in his hand, "Is it so unfriendly?"
Jiang Kuo said nothing, glanced at him, and turned his face away.
"Really..." Moustache raised the phone again.
Duan Feifei stood in front of him and looked at him almost face to face without saying a word.
Several Dong Kun next to him also found it, and they all gathered around in an instant, staring at the mustache together.
"I'm boarding the ship soon, the lights are pretty bright today, there's a beautiful lady over there..." Moustache turned around immediately, and walked away as he spoke.
"Fuck," Dong Kun said, "I fucking hate this kind of person who slaps strangers in the face because they are ugly. They are sick."
"You like people who slap a stranger's face when you look good, don't you?" Jiang Kuo said.
"Money, money, money," Dong Kun put his arm around his shoulder, "Do we know this from the same country?"
"Understood Brother Sasa." Jiang Kuo nodded.
Dong Kun smiled and waved: "Let's go, we're on board."
A group of people got on the boat wrapped in a crowd, and because they were inexperienced, the seats by the window were instantly robbed.
"Is it a casual seat?" Jiang Kuo looked at the ferry ticket in his hand, and was shocked to find that there was no seat number on it, "Does it have to be robbed?"
"Have you learned a lot?" Duan Feifei tickled his face cheerfully, "The fares are the same, wherever you sit, there is no VIP, no first class..."
"If you chatter for a while, you will only have standing tickets." Jiang Kuo followed people into the cabin.
There are many tourist souvenirs on the way to the second floor, Jiang Kuo leaned over.
"Aren't you?" Duan Feifei took two hits before holding back Jiang Kuo, who was approaching quickly.
"That's right," Jiang Kuo said, "It's definitely not usually, but it has to be now."
"Aren't you?" Ding Zhe asked after passing behind them.
"He is." Duan Feifei said.
"You don't—are you?" Liu Pang asked after passing behind the two of them.
"He is." Duan Feifei said.
"You..." Sun Ji said as he passed behind them.
"Shut up." Duan Feihan replied simply.
Dong Kun came over eating ice cream, and Duan Feifei immediately glared at him.
"Yes, yes, he is," Dong Kun nodded and said in a series, and then added, "What is he?"
"He wants to buy some souvenirs." Duan Feifei said, "I usually don't, but I have to buy it now."
"Okay, the boss is waiting for you," Dong Kun smiled and patted Jiang Kuo's shoulder, "Don't buy tea, just buy some small doll ornaments or something."
Jiang Kuo picked two thumb-sized crystal balls, inside which was a laser-carved flower, which was said to be a city flower.
"Really..." Duan Feifei is not very good at commenting, anyway, this thing can be customized for less than ten yuan on a certain treasure.
"It's fucking shit." Jiang Kuo handed him one and put the other in his bag.
"I didn't expect that, Jiang Kuo, you also have today," Duan Feifei took the small crystal soil ball and put it in his bag, "You still have a day when you will be soiled by yourself, and you won't laugh at my position in the future."
"You don't know it," Jiang Kuo said, "there is a fundamental difference between us... What did you mean to say?"
Duan Feifei did not speak.
"So beautiful? So cute?" Jiang Kuo looked at him.
"It's not worth it," Duan Feifei said. "For ten yuan, I can engrave your photo, and it can be colored."
"So you just think it's expensive, not dirty," Jiang Kuo said. "You even think it's better to put my photo in and get it colored, right?"
Duan Feifei was silent for a while, and couldn't help but laugh.
"I'm not going to get a glass ball with a picture of us as a birthday present one day, right?" Jiang Kuo's voice rose.
"Crystal ball," Duan Feifei corrected him, "It's a crystal ball, what nonsense is a glass ball."
"Don't!" Jiang Kuo walked upstairs with a smile, "If you dare to give me a glass... crystal ball, I will dare to give you an engraved crystal cup."
When he got to the upper floor, Jiang Kuo knew why the price of the boat was the same, and the seats were not separated.
Two minutes after the boat left the pier, the scenery on both sides lit up. The mountains and trees and buildings illuminated by the light from far and near had to stand on the deck to see clearly.
The people who grabbed the seats by the window before have slowly walked out of the cabin now, and the view on the deck is wide enough.
Jiang Kuo was not particularly surprised by such a scene, but if he was with Duan Feifei, it would be different. He took a bunch of photos from various angles when they took selfies.
He also happily sent Jiang two pieces that he thought were good, and asked her to help P.
Jiang Liao gave him a simple evaluation - you two are really intolerable.
Jiang Kuo showed this evaluation to Duan Feifei.
"Very accurate." Duan Feifei gave a thumbs up.
"It's amazing," Jiang Kuo said. "As long as I'm in a good mood, I can accept anything."
"Stick to the bottom line, young master," Duan Feifei leaned into his ear and said with a smile, "I'll do it alone, you have to hold on, you are a hypocritical young master."
The pretentious eldest young master took hundreds of photos on the boat. Duan Feifei glanced at his mobile phone album, which was full of various lights in the night scene.
There are also many face photos of the role models.
And a bunch of his profile.
"Your profile looks particularly good in this light," Jiang Kuo said in a low voice, "sometimes I like to give you a profile for this reason..."
It took Duan Fei at least five seconds to realize when this "sometimes" meant.
"I... fuck." He was very emotional.
The boat drove for about an hour and arrived at the pier where it turned back. Some people followed the boat and went back to see the river view on the other side. Many people also disembarked here and went to the night market.
Dong Kun took them off the boat too.
There are many people going to the night market, and it is even more crowded when approaching the place.
"Welcome everyone to come and experience the nightlife of the locals." Dong Kun stood in the middle of the road and opened his arms at them, "I will accompany you all the way today to ensure that everyone has a good time..."
Duan Feifei was recording a video with his mobile phone, and now pointed at him: "Thank you, Boss Dong."
"Thank you, Boss Dong." Everyone gathered in front of the camera and waved.
The surrounding area of the night market is already very lively, with various food stalls and small shops that look very romantic, brightly lit, and all people can see.
There are also many people who dress very well, not only young people, but also a few aunts and uncles who pass by.
Therefore, there are also many people who shoot videos and live broadcasts.
"Dong Kun doesn't look like someone who grew up in such a city." Jiang Kuo said.
"Is it too rustic?" Duan Feifei laughed, "I've seen pictures of his house, his mother is very fashionable, and it's okay to dress up when she was young."
"I didn't say it, you said it," Jiang Kuo immediately looked at Dong Kun in front of him, "Brother Kun—"
Duan Feifei quickly covered his mouth with his hand, and sang, "We are a family, a family that loves each other..."
Jiang Kuo smiled and wanted to pull his hand away. When he tilted his head, he saw a somewhat familiar person. Because of the short time interval, he immediately recognized that this was the mustache he met before boarding the boat.
The gimbal in Moustache's hand has been replaced by a long pole, and he is slapping passers-by while talking.
Jiang Kuo was about to turn his head, when the long pole of the mustache suddenly stretched out.
Before Jiang Kuo could respond, the mobile phone on the long pole poked under the skirt of the girl in front, and quickly put it back.
Jiang Kuo was shocked.
"Fuck." Duan Feifei said in the middle of singing, "Did you see it?"
"I see." Jiang Kuo said.
Duan Feifei immediately pointed his phone at the mustache and started recording a video: "Dog thing, I'll record a proof."
It is estimated that the mustache was not here for a serious live broadcast. It didn't take two minutes after the bottom of the skirt was probed once, and he immediately stretched it out again.
For fear that Duan Feifei has waited for a long time.
The next time I went under the girl's skirt.
Because there were many people around, and everyone was looking around, no one noticed that someone was doing such a dirty thing below the waist.
"It's fucking disgusting." Jiang Kuo rushed up in two steps, raised his foot and stomped on the mustache's selfie stick.
"What are you doing!" Moustache froze for a moment, then roared.
"Where are you shooting?" Jiang Kuo looked at him.
The people around turned their heads and looked over, and the girl who was photographed also turned around, with a blank expression on her face.
"He patted the bottom of your skirt." Duan Feifei said while looking at the girl, shaking his phone while pointing at the mustache.
The girl was stunned for two seconds, looked at the mustache in shock, and then looked at the selfie stick and mobile phone that Jiang Kuo had stepped on.
"Rogue!" The girl rushed over and slapped the mustache.
Jiang Kuo and Moustache were stunned by this slap at the same time.
The girl's counterattack was quite decisive and agile.
It took a long time for the mustache to growl: "I didn't take pictures!"
"It's all recorded for you." Duan Feifei said.
"Get your feet off!" Moustache roared at Jiang Kuo, "Do you know how much this pole costs! Can you afford it if it breaks!"
"What's the matter!" Ding Zhe and the others rushed back, and when they saw the mustache, they immediately shouted, "It's this fucking person again!"
"Leave your feet!" The mustache was a little anxious, the pole was drawn twice, but he didn't come out. He planned to go directly to get his mobile phone.
"I can afford it." Jiang Kuo released his foot on the pole after he finished speaking.
When his feet followed and stepped on the phone, Duan Feifei had time to hold him. He could reach out and grab his arm, and pull him back to make him empty.
But Duan Feifei stood still.
Jiang Kuo stepped on Moustache's mobile phone: "You can tell me the price for the two together."