January 1, X
sunny
Whenever I see that guy, the same words come to my mind: God sent me mentally retarded again to test me.
Today is New Year's Day, logically speaking, everyone would take this opportunity to relax, but this guy just went the other way. He came to my house on New Year's Day and asked me to teach him Japanese.
The reason is simple. He hooked up with a Sakura girl some time ago. In order to better communicate with her, he decided to learn Japanese well.
This matter seems to be no problem at first glance, but it does not stand up to careful consideration.
First, what does it have to do with me when he hooked up with a Sakura girl
Second, learning any language is not a one-time thing. Why does he have to learn it on New Year’s Day (￣_￣|||), and it’s not good to enroll in a cram school after a while;
Third, since he can hook up with that Sakura girl, it proves that she can speak Chinese... Now that he already has a language that can be used to communicate, why does he have to be so hard to OTZ for himself
However, since this guy has always been different from ordinary people's brain circuits... I decided to swallow my heart silently and recommend him to watch Japanese manga for love or Japanese drama for dog food.
Anyway, this guy has always been enthusiastic about his work for three minutes. I guess he will lose interest in learning Japanese after following two dramas, right
Sure enough, after this guy listened to my suggestion, his first reaction was to question that I thought it was troublesome and didn't want to teach him.
This guy's intuition is really sharp, and he saw through my thoughts all at once.
Of course I will never admit this.
I found a high-sounding reason for myself, telling him that by watching manga for love and Japanese dramas for dog food, not only can I learn Japanese for flirting with girls, but I can also learn how to flirt with girls.
If girls happen to be chasing this drama, they might be able to use this as an opportunity to open up the conversation and become friends who can talk about everything.
This guy was fooled by me, and excitedly started to search for Japanese dramas on the Internet.
But... something seems wrong...
Does this guy have no internet at home? ! Why do you want to watch a drama at my house? !
It's really... super upset! ! ! ! ! !
January 2, X
cloudy weather
Last night this guy actually watched Japanese dramas all night at my house.
He was still watching QUQ when I left for work in the morning
Hmm... toilet paper all over the floor, I don't know whether he is watching a love tragedy or a love action movie. (Hope it's not the latter, if it's the latter I want to pry the floor and replace it with a new one)
Speaking of which, when I went out, I was super entangled in whether to lock the door or not.
According to my past habits, I must lock the door, but after a long ideological struggle, I decided not to lock the door.
This guy stays at my house and won't leave, so we have to leave him a way out so he can open the door to pick up takeaways... Otherwise, I'll starve to death in my house, and I'll have to collect his body...
Now that I think about it, I was so kind in the morning OTZ
To treat this kind of guy, I should just throw him out! Instead of staying at home!
To be honest, when I came back and saw the miserable state of the house, I almost suspected that it was not a person who stayed at home in the morning, but a husky who just demolished the house!
I won't talk about the rubbish all over the floor, the point is that he actually graffitied on my wall! ! !
I was about to question him, but that guy called himself and asked me if I was surprised to see his gift~ Is it a surprise~
That's right! ! ! What he calls gifts are graffiti on the wall! ! !
The accident is really quite unexpected... As for the surprise... Hehe, I want to catch him and beat him up, and then let him repaint the wall for me! ! !
This guy felt aggrieved after feeling my anger, and told me he learned it in Japanese manga.
emmmmmmm, I just want to know what anime this mentally retarded man is watching! I think I have watched a lot of dramas, and I have never seen such a showy operation!
Is it reasonable for him to graffiti on other people's walls? !
This guy is a sand sculpture, right? !