January 17, X
sunny
QAQ Yesterday, someone uploaded a picture of me meeting me in a 4S store. Everyone in the company guessed that I had a secret girlfriend, and when they saw me, they smiled ambiguously.
However, only I know that yesterday I was with the sand sculpture the whole time, and I was stuffed with dog food...
Seriously, the shop owner doesn't quite meet his requirements for a "Heavenly Maid". She is not good-looking enough, and her body is not good enough. Although she has a good personality and a bit of talent, she is only suitable for being a friend. I don't understand why Sand Sculpture fell in love with her at first sight.
Maybe this is the power of love.
But today he didn't go on a date with a girl as I thought, but went bowling with his friends.
I looked at the photos he sent, and I knew those so-called "friends" more or less, and they were all idle playboys.
Alas... This guy hangs out with those people every day, no wonder he has become what he is now.
I asked him how he was doing, and he was silent for a moment, then sent me a short video.
The video is a bit blurry, but it is still possible to tell that the protagonist in it is him.
He took a ball from the shelf and told the person who took the video that he must take a picture of his handsome side.
At this moment, the staff of the venue ran over and asked him to keep the ball, and handed him shoes and socks, telling him to wear special shoes for bowling.
Seeing his bewildered expression, I couldn't help laughing out loud.
Is this idiot bowling for the first time? Didn't know to wear special shoes!
I thought this was the end of the video, after all it takes some time to change the shoes. I didn't expect this guy to throw the ball with shoes and socks in his hand...
I don't know how to describe that picture, anyway, I was the first time anyone bowled in this way.
The friends and staff around him were also stunned and stared at him blankly.
He didn't seem to understand what happened, so he calmly asked the staff what to do if they dropped a shoe while throwing the ball
How does this make the staff respond? !
I'm excitedly looking forward to what's next, but the video ends here.
QUQ really wants to know how the staff answered his sand sculpture question! ! !
But if you continue to ask questions like this, will it appear that I am also a fool
January 18, X
cloudy weather
Today's work went very smoothly o(*￣▽￣*)ブ I actually got off work early~
In order to celebrate this memorable moment, I decided to cook by myself today~
To be honest, my cooking is still delicious, at least it suits my own taste. However, because I am usually too busy with work, I basically don't have much time to cook by myself.
Now that there is one more person living with me, I politely asked him what he would like to eat.
Unexpectedly, when this guy heard that I was going to cook today, he suddenly became energetic, and he wanted to go to the supermarket with me to buy everything.
I was a little moved by his proposal.
I usually order online when I buy things, and then have them delivered directly to my home. It has been a long time since I visited a physical supermarket!
Thinking about it carefully, the last time I went to the supermarket with others, it seems to be in elementary school... Wait, it seems that I was also with this sand sculpture when I went to the supermarket? !
In this way, in order to reminisce about our childhood, the two of us chose a store with the same name as the supermarket we visited when we were young.
As soon as I entered the gate of the supermarket, I instantly had a feeling of going back in time.
After so many years, the atmosphere in the supermarket has not changed at all, and even the music played on the radio is similar to that time.
We found an empty trolley and started wandering aimlessly through the supermarket.
This sand sculpture wanted to sit in the car like a child several times and asked me to push him away, but I justly refused.
In public, I will never let him do such a shameful thing!
The guy seemed a bit sullen after being rejected by me, so when he offered to push the cart, I granted his wish.
He was indeed pushing the cart peacefully at first, but it didn't take long for him to find a new way to push the cart.
He used the pushcart as a scooter, and after a few quick steps, he used the strength of his arms to lift his body into the air, allowing the car to slide a short distance along with the inertia.
QAQ Now I suddenly understand Squidward’s mood in SpongeBob SquarePants. With such a sand sculpture by my side, I really want to hit him!
That's not all, when passing by the vegetable section, this guy suddenly took a cauliflower off the shelf, handed it to me affectionately, and said something about flowers for beauties.
Hehe, fresh cauliflower is called fresh flower for short? People who can cook are referred to as beauties
I put the cauliflower back blankly, and told him that the chef didn't want to cook cauliflower tonight, and that the chef wanted to eat tofu tonight.
I didn't think there was anything wrong with my words, but this guy suddenly blushed.
I thought about it carefully, and it seems that this sentence is indeed a bit ambiguous.
But he's not a girl →_→ blushing so hard!