January 19, X
sunny
Today I heard Sand Sculpture quarreling with his family on the phone, it seems to be because of his girlfriend.
Come to think of it, he will be thirty years old on his next birthday.
Although he looked no different from when he was twenty-four or five years old, but he didn't have a regular girlfriend at such an age, and if he said it, it would inevitably make people suspect that he had some hidden disease... For example, he was not good at that.
I advised him to calm down and try to find a regular girlfriend while he was still pretty, otherwise when he was really old and decrepit and had no success in his career, the girl would be even less willing to be with him.
I was really discussing this issue with him very seriously, but he had a playful smile on his face and asked me if I would like to raise him like this for the rest of my life if he couldn't marry a wife.
Of course I don't want to (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
I'm not his father, so why raise him for the rest of my life? !
Moreover, although this guy is a dude, his body and appearance are all first-class QAQ
Let him live under the same roof with my wife in the future, I really don't have such a big heart...
Hearing me mention the word "daughter-in-law", the guy's expression changed and he asked me if I had a girlfriend.
(T_T) Both are single, why do they hurt each other
I basically work 24 hours a day, and I finally have some time to rest and basically stay with him all the time. How can I have time to talk about my girlfriend? !
Having said that, shouldn't all the rich second generations in idol dramas have a gentle and beautiful childhood sweetheart as their fiancée? !
Why did the sky assign a sand sculpture to me when I came to heaven? !
Still a man? !
January 20, X
sunny
Today, when the sand sculpture was eating snacks, he accidentally dropped the dregs on the carpet, so I couldn't help but scold him a few words and told him to pay attention when eating in the future.
Although this kind of plush carpet looks good, it is super troublesome to clean, and sometimes you have to pay extra for the cleaning aunt.
Sand sculpture seemed a little unhappy when I said that, and said angrily that he could also help me clean the carpet without paying a penny.
→_→Hehe, do I care about money
I'm simply condemning him for staining the carpet!
Cheap goods are not good, let alone free? I declined his offer without thinking.
However, this guy seems to be on the fence with me. He must help me clean the carpet by himself, and he went to the storage room to find the vacuum cleaner.
Well ╮(╯-╰)╭Since he is so persistent, I won't stop him.
Let this guy know how hard carpet is to clean so he won't be so careless next time.
As it turns out, I still underestimated the extent of this guy's sand sculpture.
He urged me to get back to work quickly, but I hadn't sat down for a long time when I heard the sound of objects being moved in the living room.
He's just going to clean the carpet! Why does the movement sound like housecleaning
I was a little worried, so I sneaked over to take a look.
Turns out the guy had moved the floor lamp over the rug, as if trying to keep the rug in place that way.
Hmm... The ideal is plump, but the reality is skinny.
The floor lamp in my house is of that minimalist design and not very heavy, so the carpet will still move when he cleans it.
This guy also seemed to have discovered the problem, sat on the sofa a little discouraged, and took out his mobile phone.
I thought he was going to give up, but at this moment my cell phone rang suddenly, and it turned out that this guy sent me a message.
He actually asked me if I had double-sided tape...
I faintly had a bad premonition in my heart and asked him what he was going to do.
He didn't answer me, but asked again if there was double-sided tape.
I suspect the guy is trying to glue the corners of the rug and then clean it up.
QAQ But what about my floor? It sure looks ugly with traces of double-sided tape on it!
I was silent for a while, then decided to lie about my floor and tell him there was no double-sided tape.
The guy sighed when he saw my reply, and lay straight on the sofa like a dried salted fish.
Just when I thought he was giving up and going back to work, this guy made a move that I will never forget.
He opened the refrigerator, took a can of Coke from it, opened it and drank a couple of sips, then poured the rest of the can on the carpet.
I was stunned and had no idea what he was doing.
He was calm, returned to the sofa and sent me a message, saying: "Accidentally spilled Coke on the carpet, QAQ, I will compensate you for a new one tomorrow."
emmmmmmm accidentally spilled it? He obviously did it on purpose!
If you don't want to clean the carpet, just say it. Is it necessary to do it so badly
January 22, X
haze
When I went home today, the sand sculpture was not there. Could it be that he finally made up his mind to go back to his own home
I took out my cell phone to ask what was going on with this guy, when he suddenly called.
There was a mess on the other end of the phone, there seemed to be many people talking at the same time, and it took me a long time to hear his voice.
Obviously, this guy was drinking too much outside again, talking incoherently.
I asked him what was the matter and he said he needed a driver.
I was about to ask again when he suddenly hung up the phone without even saying thank you.
This makes me very upset!
I've worked so hard all day and he's out drinking!
Why? !
I didn't want to care about him a bit, but after sitting in the house for a while, I grabbed the car keys and walked out of the house.
This guy drinks so much, what if he sleeps with a woman in a daze
I have a hunch that if this happens, he will definitely come and ask me to help find a solution.
Thinking of all kinds of troubles that might happen in the future, I decided to stop all these from happening at the root, and reluctantly went to pick him up.
But when I got there, I finally realized why this guy was making such a fuss about leaving.
Although this bar is very lively at first glance, but if you look closely, you will find that there is not a single girl.
At first, I thought I was reading it wrong, so I specially asked someone to ask if today is a male-only event.
As a result, the man laughed and told me that this place is dedicated to men every day.
Well... It seems that I misunderstood Sand Sculpture. He didn't intend to hunt for beauty this time, but just wanted to find a place to drink.
I sent him a message asking where he was, but the guy never got back to me.
Combined with the sudden disconnection of the phone just now, I suspect that his phone is out of battery.
No way, I had to start looking for a needle in a haystack, looking for the sand sculpture I knew among a group of men.
This bar is neither big nor small.
I searched around and didn't see the sand sculpture, so I planned to sit at the bar for a while, and then "collect his body" when there were fewer people.
I have a strong hunch this guy's drunk by now.
Since I will be driving later, I asked the bartender for a glass of orange juice like a schoolboy.
However, before the orange juice was handed to me, a voice next to him said, "Pair him with wine."
Hehe→_→I don’t need to look back to know that the sand sculpture is here.
I told him to drive later and not to drink.
In the end, that guy actually told me what kind of car to drive, so I just went to open a house.
I glanced at him, disheveled and flushed.
He is amazing to be able to make himself like this in a bar without girls.
I let him sit next to him to sober up and drive him home after I finished my orange juice.
This guy said "Oh", sat next to me with a smile, and looked at me straight in the eyes.
I was a little scared by him, and told him not to stare at me, I wanted to drink orange juice and order it myself.
He shook his head and said he looked familiar to me.
emmmmmmm The two of us have known each other for more than 20 years, and we have really been friends since childhood.
It would be strange if he didn't look familiar to me!
"What a coincidence, I think you look a little familiar." I said.
What I meant was to let him settle down and not act like a showman.
However, that guy suddenly wobbled closer to me, squinting his eyes and looking at me.
He was so close that I could even feel his alcoholic breath.
I suddenly felt my heart skip a beat.
Although I didn't drink alcohol, I somehow felt that this guy looked a little aggressive, and I even had the urge to take the opportunity to kiss him.
Of course, the thought was just a flash, I turned my head away and pushed him back on the chair.
"Can't you just sit down for a while?" I asked.
The guy didn't answer my question, he was still smiling and looking silly.
I sighed helplessly, and decided to get the drunkard home first.
Right now he is only unconscious, but his behavior is quite normal. If he gets drunk later, I may not be able to cure him.
But just when I was about to take him out and open the door, that guy suddenly struggled like crazy, saying that he can't go out, and his husband will come to pick him up later.
What is this all about? !
I felt the gazes from the people around me, and wished I could stun the sand sculpture and drag it away on the spot.
"Wake up! You old man, where did you get your husband!" I patted this guy, trying to wake him up.
"Yes! We have lived together for a long time!" Sand Sculpture said.
In order to avoid being led out of the door by me, he clung tightly to the decorative pillars in the bar and did not let go.
I feel extremely embarrassed, and now this scene seems to be that I am robbing a man from a good family.
I can even feel that many people around me are covering their mouths and laughing.
QAQ If I had known earlier, I would not have come! It's good now, it's not human inside and out!
There is no other way, I can only cooperate with him in acting, and ask him nicely, who is his husband.
If he names a name I know, I can make a phone call and ask the other party to take the sand sculpture home as soon as possible.
This guy has been eating and drinking for nothing at my house for several days! I even considered charging a nominal fee for food!
He muttered something, but I couldn't catch it because of the noise around him.
"Your husband asked me to pick you up." I said impatiently, "If you don't want to go with me, you can book a room in the hotel next door and go back by yourself when you sober up."
I have to go to work tomorrow, so I really don’t have time to spend here with him (T▽T)