January 23, X
sunny
When I got home from get off work today, Wu Yunfei was already sitting on the sofa.
I don’t know if it’s because he felt embarrassed about what happened yesterday after waking up, but he looked very peaceful today, and even took the initiative to go to the kitchen to help me heat up the food.
(︶o︶) This guy made me lose face yesterday, so I should let him do some work!
However, there is obviously a heating machine at home, why did he stay in the kitchen for so long
I was a little curious, and quietly opened the kitchen door, only to see that guy sitting on a small bench with a melancholy expression on his face.
"What's wrong?" I asked.
This guy seemed to be startled by me, and his body shook subconsciously.
"Why do you walk like a ghost, there is no movement at all." He complained.
Of course, there is no movement when I walk in slippers... Could it be that he wants me to put an iron palm on the sole of the shoe
Seeing that I didn't speak, this guy hesitated for a while, and suddenly asked me if I knew where he spent the night last night.
( ̄_ ̄|||) Of course I know where he spent the night yesterday!
This guy didn't know why he was crazy yesterday, he was unwilling to get in the car, and then I gave him a room next door!
However, I didn't tell him about it, but shook my head pretending not to know.
"Yesterday you only said that you went to the bar to play, but you hung up the phone before I had time to ask you in detail." I said.
The guy's face changed all of a sudden. It seemed that he was quite concerned about his inexplicable appearance in the hotel room.
I couldn't help laughing, and was about to tell him the truth, the guy suddenly laughed exaggeratedly twice, and said in a frivolous tone: "I called you yesterday to ask you to go play together, but unfortunately you This workaholic has no sex! There are so many beautiful girls in that bar, there must be a type you like."
I was a little confused and didn't know why he was lying.
The bar yesterday obviously didn't serve female customers, from what angle did he see that there were girls
It seems that this guy was really drunk last night...
Maybe because I didn't believe it, this guy raised his eyebrows, and then made up: "I had a room with a super beautiful girl last night, and we fought for 300 rounds at night..."
emmmmm If I am half-believing in the first part, then I can be sure that this guy is bragging in the second half!
After opening the room last night, I originally wanted to leave him there alone and come back by myself, but that guy suddenly became drunk and wanted me to sleep with him no matter what.
I'm 100% sure that I was the only one who slept in the same bed as him last night!
Still fighting for three hundred rounds? What a joke!
He was so drunk last night that he couldn't even stand upright. Could it be that he asked the girl to sit on it and move by himself
I rolled my eyes at him and said nothing.
Since he had so much fun making up stories, let him think so.
QAQ I am really thankless! The next time something like this happens again, I will never bother with him again!
January 24, X
cloudy weather
Since Wu Yunfei lied yesterday, the atmosphere between the two of us seems to have become a little delicate.
He seemed to realize that I had seen through his lies, and he became a lot more silent than usual, and he didn't send me a message for the whole day today.
This was the state I had always expected, but for some reason, I always felt empty in my heart, as if something was missing.
○| ̄|_Obviously this guy made a mistake first, why do I have a feeling of self-blame? !
Later, I couldn't resist sending him a message, asking what he was doing.
It took a long time for this guy to reply to me, and it was only four short words.
"Did not do anything."
Is he... quarreling with me
I thought about it carefully, this guy probably thought that I didn't go to the bar to pick him up that day, and he woke up in an unfamiliar hotel, so he felt a little uncomfortable.
I can probably understand how he feels, but he's not a girl, why is he so narrow-minded
The more I think about it, the more I feel wronged.
This guy usually teases me, I have never complained, but now I just played a little joke with him, and he actually has a cold war with me...
The cold war is the cold war! It's not like we haven't had a cold war before, and it wasn't this guy who gave in first!
Thinking of this, I silently set him to "Do Not Disturb Messages" in the address book, and then continued with my work.
I'm trying to focus, but I'm always thinking about this sand sculpture.
For example, why did he lie to me that he went to pick up girls that night, and for example, what did he mean by "husband" that night...
I couldn't help but ask the secretary for advice, asking him under what circumstances would a grown man call someone "husband".
The secretary probably thought I was giving him a brain teaser, hesitated for a while, and then expressed his own opinion: "I think there may be three situations: one is that this person wants to call himself 'husband', but he accidentally says it wrong; two It’s because this person is a star-chaser, what kind of male idol does he like, and now it’s popular to call the celebrity he likes husband or wife; the third is that this person is gay... "
I ruled out the option "three" first.
I know Wu Yunfei quite well. He likes to hook up with little girls when he has nothing to do. He must be a straight man of steel.
As for option 1 and option 2, I think it should be the former, but considering this guy's usual demeanor, it seems that he can do things like star chasing.
I registered a small Weibo account to see what this guy posted on weekdays.
Hmm... Most of the content is about eating, drinking, and having fun, and occasionally I pretend to be aggressive considering my status as a fashion blogger.
I want to see if he has liked any male artists on weekdays, but it turns out that apart from my official Weibo, most of the ones he likes are girls...
Well, it seems that option two can also be ruled out.
This guy probably contacted a good girl besides me that day, but the girl let him go, and I was the only one who worked tirelessly to pick him up at night.
emmmmmmm I'm such a nice person!