January 27, X
sunny
I finally know why Wu Yunfei was always chased and beaten by his father when he was a child (///—皮—) ○~ This guy is really a wife and a wife!
He actually changed the wifi password while I was not paying attention!
I suppressed my anger and asked him what he wanted to do, but he actually asked me if I thought he was so pure and unaffected, different from those coquettish bitches outside.
I really want to smack his face with the sole of a shoe to wake him up!
How can he be pure and unaffected? It's clearly a fight!
He likes waves so much, sooner or later he will be photographed dead on the beach (* ￣︿￣)
I told the guy to hurry up and give me the wifi password, but he just kept laughing like it would be nice to annoy me.
"You are laughing!" I kicked him, but was dodged.
"A gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands. You said that yourself." He laughed, "And after fighting for so many years, you have never defeated me."
joke! Can't I beat him
I was obviously afraid of trouble and worried that he would call me when he was fighting, so I deliberately surrendered!
Thinking of this, I suddenly realized that he has calmed down a lot recently, and he hasn't fought with others for a long time.
"I'm still a fashionista now, and I always get into fights with others." He straightened his clothes, as if what he was wearing was not pajamas, but a haute couture dress.
I couldn't help laughing out loud.
Although this guy studied design at the beginning, I really didn't see that he had the slightest talent as a designer.
When he first chose his major, he probably saw that there were many girls in this major, and the courses were not very stressful, so he pretended that he had a dream of becoming a designer!
"Stop talking nonsense, tell me what the wifi password is!" I patted him and said with a smile, "Other people don't know what your purpose of choosing this major is, don't I know?"
"Are you really clear?" he asked back.
Although he said this with a smile, I always felt that his expression was a bit bitter.
Is this my illusion
I was about to ask him, but this guy suddenly approached, put his chin on my shoulder, and murmured: "I'm so happy."
This nonsensical sentence made me a little confused.
"The first letter of this sentence is the wifi password?" I asked.
He straightened up, gave me a resentful look, and said pretending to be sad: "I'm not happy, all you think about is the wifi password, and you don't care about me at all."
(￣_￣|||) He is not a little girl, so he has to let people take care of his emotions all the time
However, since this guy has important information (wifi password), I decided to care about him a little bit reluctantly.
"Why were you happy just now?" I sighed and asked.
"You are so forced to ask this question, can you be more careful." He leaned on the sofa, looking like an old man, "You call yourself an otaku, and you don't know any routines."
The main character in the anime is living with a cute girl! I'm living with a rough guy!
Can it be the same? !
"Don't say it's down, the big deal is that I'm using the data these days, and reset the password after you get home." I gave him a big white eye.
I'm not gay, so I'm not interested in caring about why someone of the same sex is so happy early in the morning!
Maybe he woke up in the morning and found that the stock had risen
Thinking of stocks, I subconsciously took out my mobile phone and looked at today's market trend.
"You are so boring, no wonder you can't get a girlfriend." He said disgustedly.
"You're not my girlfriend, do I need to tell jokes to make you happy?" I asked back.
"You really are different from the overlord in the novel. Logically speaking, if you found out that I changed the wifi password just now, you should say 'man, you caught my attention'."
emmmmmmm Where did he see such an old-fashioned stalk? Could it be an ancient romance from ten years ago
"Man, you have indeed caught my attention." In order to satisfy his fantasy, I put the phone back in my pocket and said solemnly, "Why did I get so crazy that I agreed to leave you, a scourge, at home?" Woolen cloth?"
"I only know regret it now? It's too late!" He laughed loudly, looking as if he was not ashamed but proud of the beating.
However, he suddenly stopped smiling and asked, "What if I'm a girl?"
"What if you're a girl?" I didn't quite understand what he meant.
This guy suddenly became a little awkward, and said, "If I were a girl and changed your wifi password, what would you think?"
"Don't worry, there's no other girl like you." I said.
This guy is not forgiving, and he must let me tell the reason.
"It depends on who this girl is." I thought for a while and said, "If you're not familiar with her... It seems that you can't enter my house if you are not familiar with her."
"For example, my gender has changed into a woman." He said.
His sexual transformation into a woman
I looked him up and down, and imagined how he turned around.
To be honest, his face is unisex. Although I like girls with cute looks, if he still has this face after his sexual transformation, I can't accept it.
As for the figure... I really don't want my future girlfriend to be too skinny, it's best to hold her fleshy o(*￣▽￣*)o like him is a bit too thin.
"Haven't figured it out yet?" he asked.
For some reason, this guy seemed to be blushing a little.
Could it be that when I thought of my future girlfriend just now, there was some indescribable physiological reaction on my body
I looked down subconsciously, but I didn't find anything wrong.
Thinking about it carefully, this guy seems to be particularly prone to blushing recently.
He was obviously not like this before.
Is it because my heating system is too hot
"Think it over... But if you are a girl, I will definitely not keep you at home. After all, men and women can't get close, even if you are young, you can't just live alone in the same room."
Before I finished speaking, this guy suddenly laughed out loud.
"Are you an ancient person? You also said that men and women can't kiss each other, it's almost laughable!"
"I call it a good style, a gentleman!" I retorted.
Having said that, if he is really a girl, based on the relationship between our two families, we are probably engaged by now, right? Then it doesn't seem impossible for me to take her to live at home.
But if he was a girl, he probably wouldn't be as promiscuous as he is now.
At least he won't go to the bar to get drunk and ask me to pick him up.
"what are you thinking?"
He suddenly got very close, which reminded me of that night in the bar again.
He seemed to be so close at the bar back then...
I took a step back calmly and said, "I'm analyzing the wifi password."
I don't know why I'm lying.
Probably... I really want to know what the wifi password is.