February 3, X
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Today is New Year's Eve.
I don't know what's going on with Wu Yunfei, but my side is almost turning into a marriage urging scene. Almost every relative will kindly care about my marriage when they meet.
(T▽T) I'm only 25 years old! Why listen to their tone, I always feel that I am an old bachelor who can't find a wife
In order to gain psychological balance, I hid in an empty room and called Sha Sculpture.
As an old bachelor who really can't find a wife, his situation should be more miserable than mine, right
However, this guy hung up on my phone and sent a video invitation after a while.
I turned on the video and couldn't help laughing out loud when I saw the clothes on him.
"What are you wearing? The latest fashion?" I asked.
This guy often wears strange clothes on weekdays, and I am used to seeing him. However, I have known him for so long, and this is the first time I have seen him wearing a military overcoat and a Lei Feng cap.
"My mother was afraid that I would be cold, so she specially found a padded jacket for me." He had a helpless expression on his face, as if he was very dissatisfied with his attire.
I laughed even more happily, and frantically took a screen shot of his "beautiful image" in a military coat.
But having said that, on New Year's Eve, if he doesn't have a good reunion dinner at home, what's the point of wandering outside
"I'm going to play with you." He said seriously, "Ask you to come out and set off firecrackers."
"You're talking nonsense! Fireworks and firecrackers are now banned in Beijing, and there is nowhere to buy them. How do you set them off?" I asked with a smile.
"Shanren has his own clever plan. This time I prepared smokeless firecrackers."
"What the hell are smokeless firecrackers!"
"Don't you know if you come out and take a look?"
Even though it was pitch black outside, I could make out the guy's location to the west of the blurry background behind him.
If I'm not wrong, he should be downstairs in my house.
I opened the curtain and peeked out.
Sure enough, a guy in a military coat and a Lei Feng hat was standing there.
He obviously saw me too, and waved at me, looking goofy.
Thinking about it carefully, this guy seems to be like this when he was a child, pulling a whole box of fireworks and firecrackers in a small cart to come to me to play.
Although he was several years older than me, he was not very courageous. Every time he fired a cannon, he asked me to cover my ears and hide away, but he trembled and couldn't ignite the twister of the firecracker no matter what.
Once, he even struck a whole box of matches, but failed to ignite the firecrackers.
In comparison, I was much braver at that time. I was almost fearless. I even held firecrackers in my hand and threw them out when they were about to explode.
I think I can grasp the proportions, but this guy is scared to death every time, and lied to me that if I always play like this, the □□ will enter the body through the pores, and when the weather gets hotter, my whole body will Exploded like a firecracker.
I was also stupid at the time, but I actually believed his words. I hid in the air-conditioned room all summer and dared not take half a step, for fear that I would explode.
As you can imagine, this guy was beaten up by his father and made him swear that he would never lie to me again.
"I saw you. Stay where you are, and I'll go find you right away," I said.
Seeing that I suddenly put on my coat, my mother thought that something happened in the company and I needed to deal with it, so she came up to me with a worried face.
I told her that it was Wu Yunfei who came and I was going to play with him outside.
"You said that you two are such grown-ups, why do you still look like children who haven't grown up?" She couldn't help complaining.
I said this is our traditional project over the years. According to the usual practice, this guy might come to ask for red envelopes later.
"Could it be that you two haven't been looking for a partner for so many years just because of the red envelope?" My mother joked.
I smiled and didn't speak.
Although the money in the red envelope seemed like a huge sum of money when we were young, it has far more symbolic meaning than practical use for us now.
As for why I didn't find a partner... I didn't have time because I didn't have time, and this guy was probably too demanding
If he has been unwilling to lower his standards and insisted on finding a girl from the kingdom of heaven, he will probably end up alone forever.