February 12, X
sunny
The hospital is really a scary place. I thought I was healthy, but I didn't expect to find out all kinds of problems after a complete physical examination.
"Look for yourself. I told you a long time ago that you can't always stay up late. This is the consequence of not paying attention to health preservation."
After the medical examination report came out, Wu Yunfei's mouth never stopped, which made people upset.
Now most people are in a sub-healthy state, I don't believe that after completing this whole set of examinations, the results are much better than mine!
I tried to refute him, but this guy actually used Zhihu's point of view to attack me.
Zhihu is not HowNet, so can what is written on it be taken seriously
This guy actually took it seriously QAQ. He first confiscated my fat house happy water, and then tried to "poison" me with a folk remedy found on Zhihu.
"Are you sure this thing is edible?" I looked at the strange-smelling paste in the pot, and subconsciously took a step back, "You made it clear, what did you put in it!"
"One stick of glutinous rice, two spoonfuls of vinegar, three scallions and four slices of ginger." He said, "But I seem to put too much glutinous rice, it's a bit thick..."
"This is just paste!" I couldn't help complaining.
Who can cook porridge with glutinous rice? Eating this kind of thing into the stomach will definitely stick the intestines!
"Be obedient, this folk remedy is used to prevent colds. Your resistance is weak now, so you need to pay special attention." He said solemnly.
However, no matter how serious this guy looks, it can't hide the fact that he is a sand sculpture.
To prevent colds, you can drink Banlangen!
Why did he look for such a strange folk remedy
"You can't do some witchcraft, can you?"
"Yes, this is witchcraft. After eating it, you can transform into a Super Saiyan."
Super Saiyan... Fortunately, he can come up with such an unreliable reason OTZ
"Why don't you say that I can summon Shenlong after drinking seven times?" I shook my head helplessly and said.
"I don't know if you can summon Shenlong, but if you really drink seven times, brother can grant you one wish."
Logically speaking, this guy doesn't look bad, but now he has the expression of a human trafficker deceiving a child, which makes people want to beat him up.
"Sorry uncle, we don't have an appointment." I said.
February 13, X
weather snow
It snowed a lot outside today, Wu Yunfei and I discussed going out to see the snow scene after dinner.
Alas... I originally wanted this guy to move out and find another place to live, but I didn't expect that because I pretended to be sick two days ago, this guy actually went downhill and moved into my house logically, and he even pretended to take care of me.
To be honest, apart from the inexplicable folk remedies that were suspected of poisoning me yesterday, he really doesn't seem to take care of others at all.
╮(╯-╰)╭Since he said he wanted to take care of me, at least he had to help prepare three meals a day, but this guy actually said that he couldn’t choke the aunt I invited. What he gave me was spiritual encouragement and support .
Mental encouragement and support
When I think about this guy playing games next to me when I'm working overtime, I get so angry!
Although they all stay up late, there is no harm without comparison. His company obviously makes my overtime work more difficult QAQ
"What you gain is what you lose. Think about it, if I wasn't here, it would be desolate for you to come out to enjoy the snow alone." The guy laughed, "If you play "The Moon Reflected in the Two Springs", you will be like a listener Sad, tears will come to those who see it."
I thought about it and felt that what he said made sense.
But if he wasn't here, I probably wouldn't run out to see some snow scene in the cold weather, would I
Isn't it good to watch dramas in a warm room? It’s okay to watch some documentaries.
Not to mention the snow scene of the imperial capital, even the snow scene of Antarctica can be seen at a glance.
"Will watching other people's documentaries be the same as what I saw with my own eyes? Standing in the snow mainly feels the atmosphere."
This guy's voice became smaller and smaller, and I felt that something was wrong with the atmosphere, so I subconsciously moved aside.
Sure enough, this guy was attacking me with a snowball!
Can he mature a bit? Such a childish trick at such a big age (╬▔皮▔)
In order to let him have a longer memory, I grabbed a handful of snow with lightning speed, quickly rolled it into a ball in my hand, and threw it at him.
This guy reacted fairly quickly. I only hit the corner of his clothes and missed the target.
"I won't quarrel with you anymore, your resistance is so weak, what if you get sick?"
He looked at me with a "loving" face, as if he wasn't the one who started the "war" just now.
"Old, weak, sick, disabled and pregnant, we are the same." I snorted coldly, "I have a sickness, and you have a weakness. Don't blame anyone."
"Weak? Where am I weak?" He asked with a smile.
"Mentally weak!" I said.