February 14, X
sunny
Today is Valentine's Day, but for a single dog like me who doesn't have a girlfriend, it's just a normal workday.
As always, I was on time for work and meetings, and I was not at all like those people on the street who smelled sour about love.
I thought that on Valentine's Day this year, I would still spend the night with the paper man wife on the tablet like in previous years, but Wu Yunfei insisted that single dogs have the right to spend Valentine's Day, and asked me to watch movies with him.
There is no sense of substitution in watching movies, how can playing love games be interesting
I flatly declined his invitation.
"Little girls only play love games with paper men, while real men watch movies to learn their experience, and then flirt with girls in real life," he said.
I always feel that these words sound a bit familiar...
Isn't this what I told him when he wanted to flirt with Sakura? !
"You have to learn how to flirt with girls and go to the movies by yourself. I don't have any interest in watching romantic movies with men." I opened the game interface while talking, and this guy silently came over.
"What are you doing?" I asked, glancing at him.
"You play your game, I'll just watch it, don't talk." He said.
I don't like people watching when I play this kind of shameful love game, but I can't refuse him seeing how excited he is, so I have to bite the bullet and start the game.
This game is the theme of campus love development. There are a total of eight attackable characters and two hidden attack tasks, with hundreds of endings. But my favorite is the childhood sweetheart line, almost sprinkled with sugar throughout the whole process, so sweet.
"Are you a pervert? The girls in the game are basically underage!" As he spoke, he looked me up and down with perverted eyes, and kept making tsk-tsk sounds.
(╬▔皮▔) It’s agreed, just look at it and don’t talk! Can't he watch me play games quietly
"The role I play here is also a high school student, so it's at best a puppy love." I said angrily.
I heard him mutter something in a low voice, but I didn't hear it clearly.
Who cares, if you don’t hear clearly, just pretend you didn’t hear it ╮(╯_╰)╭
I continue to focus on the game in hand.
I don’t know if this guy hasn’t played this type of game before, every time there is a new strategy task, he yells and asks me to increase my favorability quickly.
"Wouldn't it be a big carrot if everyone brushes up their favorability?" I complained.
I'm mentally obsessed with falling in love, even in games. Every time I will only attack one girl, until I pass the level, I will never change in the middle.
Although this game has an NP ending according to the setting, I have no interest at all.
How can it be true love to deal with so many girls at the same time? It must be a joke!
"Little brother, I can't see that you are quite innocent." He smiled, "Speaking of which, can I tell what type of girl you like based on this game?"
"You can try it." I said, "But what's the use of knowing it, can you help me introduce someone?"
"Why not?"
I smiled and didn't speak.
I don't know why, but I always have a strange feeling that everyone may introduce me to someone, but this guy won't.
He is still a single dog himself, so a girl with good conditions will let me
The game continues, and now at the fork in the plot, I need to choose between my childhood sweetheart and my classmates.
"The girl who chose the same class, she has big breasts."
Hearing this guy's comments makes me want to kick him under the couch.
It's so obscene!
This is clearly a pure campus romance, can he not look at it from this dirty adult perspective.
I glanced at him, and indifferently chose my childhood sweetheart.
Seeing the expression of the childhood sweetheart in the game who was surprised and secretly delighted, my heart almost melted.
How can my little green plum be so cute o(*￣▽￣*)o
"It turns out that you are good at it."
The guy gave me a meaningful look and said something nonsensical.
I ignored him and continued the game.
Although at the beginning I strictly prohibited Wu Yunfei from interjecting, this guy didn't seem to take my words to heart and commented from time to time.
At the beginning, he just commented on the plot of the game, but later he even commented on me.
"Tell me, no matter how you say it, you are a domineering president. Why do you look like the idiot son of the landlord's family when you come back?" He said with a look of disgust, "Aren't you just a few paper people? You are so happy that you are so happy down."
I subconsciously wiped it around my mouth with the back of my hand, but there was nothing.
"You're about to bleed! I don't have Parkinson's." I pushed him and cursed with a smile.
"Do you understand what humor is? Recently, you beat people up every now and then. Be careful, I'll call the police and report your domestic violence." He said.
Sure enough, people who are stupid should read more books.
What is domestic violence? A family is considered domestic violence!
Although the two of us live together now, we are at best roommates. If he really wants to slander me, it is much more reliable to say that intentional harm is better than domestic violence.
In this way, we played and played through the game.
Originally, I wanted to play the perfect ending of my childhood sweetheart's line, but due to Wu Yunfei's troubles, I only achieved an ordinary HE in the end.
"It's a pity, it's almost a perfect ending." I murmured.
"It's all successful together, isn't it perfect?" He seemed a little confused.
I explained to him that for a perfect ending, in addition to being full of favorability, special events must be experienced, and finally the true love kiss at the beach will be achieved.
"It's troublesome to listen to. Who would confess and go to the beach." He said, "I think it's good to confess at the school gate, at least let it be."
→_→This guy really doesn't understand romance...
February 15, X
cloudy weather
It may be because I accidentally "sick from overwork" a few days ago. Recently, everyone seems to take extra care of me. The work is much easier than before. Even if I need to work overtime, I can finish it quickly.
This is a good thing, but for the first time, I have a state of having nothing to do.
"Do you dare to watch horror movies?" Seeing me staring at the ceiling bored, Wu Yunfei suggested a way to relieve my boredom.
Of course I dare to watch horror movies.
In fact, I have been more timid than ordinary children since I was a child. On the contrary, this guy has always been afraid of such ghosts and ghosts. Sometimes he can be scared when he hears some strange stories by accident With a pale face, he tightly covered his ears with his hands, and quickly left the scene.
"Do you dare?" I asked back.
"Of course I don't dare to watch horror movies by myself, but it's different when you're at home." He patted my shoulder and said, "You guys ward off evil spirits from a young age."
Although it sounds like you are complimenting me, I always feel a little awkward.
I'm not a Pixiu, how can I ward off evil spirits
"You are born with a weak spirit and you may not be able to notice it. Sometimes the room is gloomy, but the gloomy feeling disappears as soon as you appear. Otherwise, why were you always being carried around when you were a child?" He laughed.
I have more or less the impression of being carried around when I was a child, but is this the reason
"Anyway, as long as you don't be afraid, I don't care." I said.
In this way, we found the TV remote control that had been left unused to dust, and played a classic ghost movie "The Grudge" on the TV screen.
I've seen this movie before, and it was a bit scary at the beginning, but after getting used to the rhythm, I feel better.
Of course, this is okay just for me personally.
For a guy like Wu Yunfei, the film should be filled with horror from the beginning to the end.
At the beginning, he still screamed from time to time, but then he stopped screaming, and he lay on top of me and trembled.
I asked him several times in the middle if he wanted to stop and watch something else, but he rejected my proposal and said bluntly that it was not scary at all.
Not scary at all? I can see his tears are about to burst out!
I don’t know what this sand sculpture is thinking at all ╮(╯-╰)╭Obviously eating a little spicy will cause skin allergies, but when the scar is healed, the pain is forgotten, and next time it will be abnormally spicy.
Obviously very afraid of such ghostly things, but he gritted his teeth and must watch the scariest ghost movie.
Finally, the film is over, I finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Although this guy is not heavy, he is still a man anyway. If he presses on me like this again, I guess not only my legs will be numb.
"The film is over, get up?" I pushed him.
"Let me slow down... my legs are a little weak..." he said, "speaking of which, can you sleep with me tonight?"
It's been years since I've heard this guy ask to share a bed, and it looks like I'm really intimidated this time.
"You dare not sleep alone?" I asked with a smile.
"I'm afraid you dare not sleep alone." He said.
→_→Okay, let's just say I'm scared... Some people just want to save face.
In addition to actively asking to sleep with me, this guy must let me move a chair to sit at the door of the bathroom when he takes a shower, and talk to him non-stop. Sometimes my mouth gets dry and I stop to drink some water. This guy Immediately asked with a crying voice if I was still there.
Alas, I feel that if I come here a few more times, I can go directly to the stage and talk about stand-up comedy.
After finally waiting for this guy to take a shower, I thought I could finally relax a bit, but in order to reciprocate, he also moved a chair to sit by the door while I was taking a shower.
I told him I wasn't afraid, but he insisted on sitting there.
Well... looks like this guy just can't afford to be left alone.
In order not to keep him waiting too long, I took a quick shower and walked out of the bathroom.
"Why are you taking a shower so fast?" He asked in surprise.
Before I could explain, he showed a knowing smile.
"I see, you are afraid of taking a bath in it alone."
I…
Forget it, don't compete with sand sculptures.
He can understand it however he likes.