February 27, X
sunny
When Wu Yunfei asked me to go home today, I helped him pick up the courier. I thought it was something small, so I agreed without saying a word. However, when I arrived at the collection point, I found that his courier turned out to be a huge box! It is so big that even if I successfully move the box to the door of the house, I will not be able to enter the door.
I called and asked him what he bought, and the guy said he had bought too many things recently, and he didn't know what was in them.
I tried to lift the box, it doesn't seem to be very heavy.
I asked him if he could unpack the outer packaging and take back only the contents.
He said no problem, as long as I can make sure I don't miss any parts.
Just to be on the safe side, I carefully cut the tape along the gap of the box with a blade, intending to take a look at what was inside. If it is the kind of thing that looks like a lot of bits and pieces, even if I am exhausted, I will move the box back, so as to save him from finding me to settle accounts when something is missing.
The inside of the box was stuffed with plastic foam, and it was completely impossible to see what the main body was.
I hesitated for a moment and took out the plastic foam.
If I'm not wrong, the body of the courier should be wrapped in plastic foam.
Sure enough, I opened the plastic foam, and a super gorgeous display stand appeared in front of me.
How gorgeous is it? Probably even if it was a rag hanging on this shelf, at first glance it would be mistaken for some haute couture.
This guy is really scheming! Obviously, the strength is not enough to make up the hardware!
I studied the packaging carefully to make sure there was nothing else in the box but the shelf, so I unwrapped it and tucked the shelf into the back seat of the car.
Seriously, it was the first time I realized how small the interior of my car was.
It seems that if this guy often asks me to pick up the courier in the future, I will have to buy a new car.
For example... Wuling Hongguang? For some reason, the figure of Qiu Mingshan Chariot suddenly appeared in my mind.
February 28, X
sunny
Today, I am still the courier brother.
Although the things are not too heavy, it is still difficult to carry more than a dozen boxes upstairs at one go. And this guy just sent a message to ask me to help pick up the takeaway. I have to ensure the balance of the box and not spill the takeaway QAQ. The difficulty is comparable to that of an acrobat!
This is not the level of helping to pick up the courier along the way, is it? If he asks me to bring so many things home in one go next time, I will ask him for errand fees!
"Or I'll buy you a folding trolley." The guy thought for a while and suggested, "Usually you can put the trolley in the trunk, and take it out when you want to deliver the courier upstairs. "
It sounds like a good idea, but what he means is that I have to move the stroller back to the trunk the next morning? Thinking about it makes me feel so troublesome...
I asked him if there was any more convenient and quick way, and he said to help me get a three-piece suit for working people: sleeves, apron, and mask.
The sleeves and apron are to prevent me from getting my haute couture suit dirty, and the mask is to prevent others from recognizing me.
"The clothes on your body are too expensive, and I can't afford to pay for them if they get dirty," he said.
"Why don't you help me make my clothes if I get dirty? Anyway, the equipment at home is almost ready." I said.
In order to make it easier for him to carry out his work, I specially vacated the study room as a studio for him. It shouldn't be too much to ask him to make two sets of clothes for me, right
"It's nothing if I help you make clothes, but what do you say if someone asks the origin of the clothes?" Produced by an unknown private workshop."
"What is a private workshop? I call it an exclusive designer." I said.
Although I always complain about this guy's aesthetics on weekdays, I feel that he still has a certain talent, and he will be famous all over the world one day.
"Famous all over the world? You have too much confidence in me!" He laughed, "Didn't you still dislike my aesthetics before?"
"That's because I don't understand fashion, or else I would have set foot in the fashion field long ago." I said.
I don't know fashion is really not my excuse. As early as when I was in college, I was complained about the aesthetics of straight men.
At that time they always said that I urgently need a girlfriend who understands fashion to save my taste, but after returning to China for so many years, I am still working every day except for work, and I have never even held a girl's little hand.
But this is also good, the clothes in the closet, except for the pajamas, are already matched suits, so I don't need to worry about it at all.
Wu Yunfei was stunned when he opened my wardrobe for the first time, and he kept saying that I already have the aesthetics of veteran cadres at a young age... In fact, he misunderstood, that is not my aesthetics, my aesthetics is worse than this To be bad.
"You who don't understand fashion will soon become a thing of the past, and soon you will become a rising star in the fashion industry." He smiled, "Will you take a look at the sketch I designed for you?"
I've been wanting to see the sketches for a long time! It's just that I didn't dare to mention it because I was afraid of putting too much pressure on him.
"Can I really watch it?" I asked.
That kind of mood is like unwrapping a present on a birthday, with a hint of apprehension in anticipation.
What if I don't like the clothes he designed? Do you want to tactfully propose amendments
Or is it to make him happy, no matter what is drawn on the picture, it looks good
"Of course you can look at it. After all, it's something you wear. If you're not satisfied now, you can make any suggestions for revision. But if you talk about it in a few days, then you can only choose between gritting your teeth and running naked." he laughed.
"I can still wear my usual clothes." I said casually.
The guy glared at me and said, "You're going to Fashion Week, and you're not going to work in the company. It's too formal to wear your usual clothes."
I am skeptical of this statement.
In all fairness, going to Fashion Week this time is essentially a business trip, and there is nothing wrong with wearing your usual work clothes.
"Are you ready for a surprise?"
He grinned and handed over a tablet.
"It's better not to be frightened." I said.
I thought I was fully prepared mentally, but I was still shocked when I saw the design drawing.
What kind of fairy clothes is this? It's so beautiful!
The inner lining is not much different from the clothes I usually wear, but the collar is replaced with a Chinese-style stand-up collar, and some embroidery elements are added with gold thread at the cuffs.
The point is the outer coat! It just fulfilled all my fantasies in the second year of middle school!
It looks super like the hunter in the game (～￣▽￣)～
He saw me stop at the page of the coat details and began to explain his design inspiration.
"The last time you named the little guy the Devouring Beast, I thought you might like this design. It must be super depressing to work under your father's nose, and you must take the time to let yourself go when you finally go out. .And this time you are going to Fashion Week, no matter what strange look you wear, you can't overdo it." He said.
He is right, if you walk in the street wearing such clothes, you will definitely attract attention, but if it is a fashion week, the situation is quite different.
Although this design does not meet the "low-key" I requested at the beginning, I can't say any reason for rejection.
"You're a genius." I complimented him sincerely.
"It's mainly because of you. Let alone a piece of clothing, it's easy for me to produce a whole season of new products by myself," he said.
This is strange, what does his design have to do with me? Is it because I provide him with a quiet creative space
"You are the source of my inspiration. After seeing you, my inspiration is like a blowout. I can't stop it." He said with a smile.
"Don't say such nasty things, it makes me feel like you're trying to cheat me." I said.
If you don't have anything to show your courtesy, you can either rape or steal. I have always believed in this.
Sure enough, this guy patted me on the shoulder after hearing what I said, and said: "It seems that you are very smart, and the next delivery will still be entrusted to you."
"Do you have no legs yourself? Why do you ask me to help pick up the courier every day!" I couldn't help complaining.
"Do you have the heart to let the designer walk so far to pick up the courier?" He asked with a pitiful look.
Well, I can see it, this guy is just lazy!
I asked him to tell me all the things I need to do in one breath, and don't add unknown tasks to me every day.
He thought about it for a while and told me that there is actually nothing I need to do, the main thing is to pick up the courier and takeaway, and to cooperate with his work in the later stage.
I asked him how to cooperate, and he asked me to read more fashion magazines and learn the skills of concave shape.
"When you dress like this, there will definitely be people taking photos on the street, and then you can't lose my face." He said.
Street photography... I feel chills on my back just thinking about these two words.
Although people always call me a boss on the Internet, in essence I am an otaku forced to leave the house, and I don't have the aura of a boss at all!
"Let's talk about that later... Is there anything else I need to do?" I asked.
"Anything is fine, you hurry up and buy something that handles cat hair." He said, "I don't want the clothes to turn into 'sweaters' every minute after they are made."
Well, I don't want to go out in a 'sweater' either.
It seems that we have to find a way to deal with the problem of Yuan Devouring Beast's hair loss.
March 1, X
sunny
In order to solve the hair loss problem of the little cute beast, I called the pet hospital, but they told me that there is no solution to the cat’s hair loss QAQ
According to their words, if you eat well, sleep well, and feel good, the hair loss of Yuanqi Beast cutie may be slightly alleviated, but it still cannot be completely avoided.
No way, in order to avoid wearing a "sweater" to go out every day in the future, I decided to detour to the pet store to buy some rollers for sticking cat hair when I got off work.
Now that you've brought it home, you can't throw it out again, right? I can only clean up more diligently.
Having said that, I can't imagine what it would be like if the aunt who didn't clean up would be in my house, probably cat hair would pile up into mountains, right
I can't imagine Wu Yunfei's hygienic behavior at all...
It was finally time to get off work. In order to avoid sudden overtime, I almost rushed out of the company at the speed of light.
"Where are you going in such a hurry?" I heard someone ask.
"It's something." I said.
According to the information I checked online, the pet store closes at 6:00 pm.
In order to be able to buy what I want to buy smoothly, I can only race against time.
Fortunately, the journey was smooth and there was no traffic jam or anything. It was only a little after 5:30 when we arrived at the pet store.
I successfully found the roller for sticking cat hair and the linting gloves Wu Yunfei mentioned.
As I was about to leave, I was caught by a cat toy.
It looks a bit like a children's fishing rod, with a small wooden stick on one side and a small fish-shaped pendant on the other, which will make a crunching sound when pressed.
If I'm not wrong, this should be the legendary funny cat o(*￣▽￣*)o
Thinking of the scene of having fun with the Yuan Devouring Beast, I couldn't help showing an idiotic smile again.
buy it!
But will Wu Yunfei play with Yuan Devourer when I'm not at home? He can forget such an important thing as feeding...
Thinking of this, I picked a few more cat toys that the Yuan Devourer can play with by itself and put them in the shopping basket.
I felt that I didn't buy many things, but Wu Yunfei still complained about me after returning home.
"Are you going to open a cat cafe? There are enough things for ten cats!" he said.
"Don't you think these things are fun to look at?"
As I spoke, I took out a tumbler-like thing from my pocket.
"This thing can dangle with just a little external force, and it can play for a whole day by itself."
"Cats aren't so boring." He shook his head, as if he didn't agree with my point of view, "How about I bring it here and see for yourself if it wants to play with it?"
"You can't force it to play this kind of thing, it will find out later if you put it here," I said.
In order to choose the favorite cat toys of Yuanqi Beast, we unpacked all the toys and put them on the ground to let them choose by themselves.
"Essence Devouring Beast, it's time to eat." I called to it.
The little cutie heard my voice and happily ran over with short legs.
"Meow~" It looked at its empty rice bowl, raised its head and called out to me.
Seeing this, Wu Yunfei laughed out loud.
"Let me translate it for you. It should say 'shit shovel, where's the rice'."
I tried my best to make the little cutie notice the cat toy on the ground, but it sat by the rice bowl and refused to leave.
No way, I can only add some food to it first, and then take it to the middle of the toys after it is full.
The cutie looked at this, at that, and finally fixed her gaze on something in the corner.
Although this thing was also brought back by me, but seeing it having fun is inexplicably a little bit heart-wrenching.
The little thing actually chose the express box! With so many toys, it actually chose the express box!
"It's good to choose the express box. If it chooses the things in the express box, then I really have no place to cry." Wu Yunfei laughed.