March 6, X
cloudy weather
When I went to work today, I suddenly found that the flower bed was full of tulips. Many female colleagues gathered there to take pictures. Some people felt that transplanting tulips outdoors in such cold weather would definitely freeze to death.
"Although tulips look delicate, they are actually very cold-resistant plants, and they will be fine," I said.
That being said, I also used to think that tulips were not hardy plants.
At that time, I was still in kindergarten. Once Wu Yunfei brought me two small plant seedlings and told me that they were the materials given out in their gardening class. As long as they are taken care of well, they can produce beautiful tulips.
Although I knew afterwards that he just wanted me to help him with his homework, I was really happy at the time. Holding those two small seedlings was like holding some treasure, and I assured him that I would take good care of the tulips.
Recalling carefully, I was really attentive at that time, not only watering with a small watering can every day, but also basking in the sun with the young seedling and talking to him.
My mother even once suspected that I had autism, and would take me to see a doctor no matter what.
However, taking care of the seedlings is sometimes not enough. Due to lack of gardening knowledge, I was afraid that the tulips would be too cold, so I put them directly next to the heater, but it slowly withered within a few days.
I remember that I was so sad at that time, every day I didn't think about food and tea, and I asked everyone if there was a way to bring the dead back to life.
Later, in order to cheer me up, my father went to the flower market and bought two pots of tulips, and lied to me that the two plants had been rescued and brought back to life.
This was obviously a trick to deceive children. I could tell at a glance that the two pots of tulips were not the ones I usually took care of. But because I was worried that Wu Yunfei would be unhappy after knowing that the flowers were raised to death by me, I went down the slope and pretended to accept what my father said, and brought the two pots of flowers to Wu Yunfei.
After all, he didn't take care of it himself, and he didn't suspect that his flowers were dropped by others. He was very happy and kept praising me as a little gardening genius.
I burst into tears hearing him say that.
I feel sorry for Wu Yunfei, and also for those two flowers.
Obviously, they have been very careful, but they are still raised to death.
Later, when I grew up, I accidentally checked the information and found out that tulips are cold-resistant plants. My mistake at the beginning was that I shouldn't put them next to the heater.
Although it's over and it's useless to regret, I occasionally wonder if those two tulips would have bloomed beautifully if I hadn't put them next to the heater.
If I remember correctly, one plant is already in bud, and the tender yellow petals can even be seen through the gaps in the buds...
Thinking of these past events, I was overwhelmed with emotion, so I asked my assistant to help me ask if there were any extra tulips, and if so, ask for two for me.
The two plants I had here were originally false fingers, but I didn't expect the assistant to be so real, and just brought back two plants for me no more, no less.
Two plants, let's say two plants... At that time, the number he gave me was also two plants.
When I went home at night, Wu Yunfei was very surprised to see these two tulips, and said that my hobbies are more and more like the old man at the entrance of the village.
"Do you want to put the whole chessboard on the balcony for you in a while, and play chess while basking in the sun when you have nothing to do?" He asked with a smile.
Chess is a two person activity, can this guy play chess
He said he could play backgammon.
Well, backgammon is also chess... If you have time, you can indeed learn from him.
March 7, X
cloudy weather
This guy finally gathered all kinds of materials for making clothes, and officially entered the stage of pattern making.
To be honest, I still have some small expectations in my heart.
That dress is really good-looking. Even if I only wear it once in my life, I want to buy it and keep it for collection.
Of course, he needed to record my measurements first before this all started.
"I'll only measure for you this time, and there are less than two weeks before Fashion Week, you must control your weight, if you gain weight and can't wear the clothes I made, I will never end with you! "He took a soft ruler and compared it to me over and over again, and said in a rambling manner.
My weight has been fairly stable, and gaining weight in such a short period of time seems unlikely.
But after hearing what he said, I still felt a little guilty, and whispered: "Or you can relax a few centimeters."
Hearing what I said, he glared at me and said, "What do you mean by a few centimeters looser? This dress is originally a slim fit. If it is made too loose, the shape will be ruined."
After a pause, he said again: "And if a man can't even control his own weight, what great things can he do? It's good that I didn't let you lose weight!"
"Working so hard every day, if you can't even satisfy yourself with things like eating, then what fun is there in life?" I said.
The elite gangster is just a persona that I show to everyone on weekdays. Deep down, I am a fat house.
Drinking the Fat House Happy Water, eating the Fat House Happy Potato Chips, stroking the Fat House Happy Beast, and playing love-making games every day, life couldn't be more perfect!
Falling in love is a daily routine, and for me, it's something that can't be met.
"Young man, you have grown up, it's time to find a new source of happiness." He said, "As a domineering president, can't you do something that suits your personality?"
"I don't have any shares in my hand, what kind of domineering president!" I complained, "I'm just a hard-working social animal, don't judge me by the standards of you rich people."
"Others say you are low-key, but only I know that you are really poor." Wu Yunfei patted me with a smile and said, "Little poor, going to Fashion Week this time will cost you several months' salary?"
"The company will fully reimburse you for this business trip," I said.
"Is the clothing fee also reimbursed? In that case, I can quote you a higher price, so that we can go out and have two good meals." He touched his chin and said.
I couldn't help laughing out loud.
He made it sound like the two of us were so poor that we had to rely on false quotes to pay for our meals.
This must be too sad!
"I still have the money to treat you to two meals, so you don't have to worry about it." I said.
"Am I being careless? It's obviously a thrifty family!" He gave me a blank look.
"Okay, okay, you are the best at housekeeping, whoever marries you in the future will win the jackpot." I said.
Although he said so, but thinking that this guy might get married in the near future, he always felt dull in his heart.
When he has his own family, he probably won't be tired of being with me all day like he is now, right
But he also said that he would get married after I got married. According to this, if I never get married, wouldn't he have to be a bachelor for the rest of his life
Could it be that he is the legendary unmarriageist, deliberately using me as a cover to deceive others
March 8, X
sunny
Today is the March 8th Festival, there are various discount activities for women in the mall, which makes Wu Yunfei jealous, and he bluntly wants to dress up as a woman to participate in the snap-up.
I don't know if it's because I've been crying too much recently, but this guy has changed his usual lavish personality and become extraordinarily "thrifty and housekeeping", and he is unwilling to let go of any discount.
He always said that I looked like an old man at the entrance of the village. In my opinion, his appearance was no different from that of the aunt in the vegetable market.
"We're not short of this money, are we? Or do you just want to be a master of women's clothing?" I joked.
Seriously, although he has a feminine look, it would take some camouflage to be completely unrecognizable. And the money to buy those disguise tools must be much more than the money he saved by disguised as a woman to buy them.
"A boy who doesn't like small skirts is not a real man," he said.
I raised my eyebrows upon hearing this.
Did he admit it
"Please, sir, don't use your standards to judge others, at least there is a person who is not interested in small skirts sitting in front of you." I said.
"Don't you like little skirts?" He deliberately made a surprised expression, "Oh my God, I didn't expect you to be such a person!"
Hearing his tone, I faintly had an ominous premonition.
This guy took advantage of my inattention again!
Sure enough, he looked me up and down, and said, "I don't like girls in small skirts, do you like guys in pants?"
"You're the one who likes men!" I said, "Do you want me to introduce you to some boyfriends?"
"Shouldn't you agree with yourself in this situation?" He pouted and said.
Although it was a joke, at that moment, I really considered his proposal.
According to the current situation, it seems that it is not bad to live together forever...
March 9, X
sunny
Today is a rare day off, I was lazily sitting on the wicker chair on the balcony, holding a cat teasing stick to play with the beast.
Speaking of which, a kitten at this age grows really fast. It feels like it has grown a full circle in less than half a month.
"Don't ignore its orange cat gene, one day this little thing will overwhelm the bed." Wu Yunfei laughed.
"It's okay, our bed is of good quality." I said.
I feel that if I have children in the future, I must belong to the doting one. He clearly knows that it is not good to feed this little thing too much, but every time he sees its big watery eyes, he always compromises involuntarily.
I have never raised a cat before, so I don't know how much a kitten eats under normal circumstances, but this little guy definitely eats a lot.
Of course, the deliciousness of canned cat food also accounts for a large part of the reason.
Anyway, I tasted it on a whim that day, and it tasted pretty good.
"You can't just feed it without any scruples just because you want to maintain your weight. It's immoral." Wu Yunfei's tone sounded rather helpless. "A cat that is too fat can easily get sick."
The Yuan Devouring Beast is obviously not fat at all!
This fluffy little thing would be cuter if it had some flesh on it!
And now I play with it whenever I have time, let it do more exercise, even if there is fat accumulation, it will be consumed, how can it be fat like a pig
Having said that, Wu Yunfei must have been too thin recently! Does he really eat well when I'm not home
"You'll look better on camera if you're thinner. People like you who rely on strength to speak will not understand." He laughed, "Even if you are disfigured, others will still respectfully call you 'big brother', but if I gain weight, I will definitely Falling powder with a splash."
"Just drop it, anyway, this kind of guy who looks at his face won't create any real value." I said.
"Now is the era of fan economy, do you understand? Traffic is king!" He said, "As a fashion blogger, 80% of my fans are beauty fans. Without them, I will be beaten back to my original shape immediately .”
"What are you afraid of? If it doesn't work, I'll support you." I blurted out.
He was taken aback when he heard the words, then shook his head, and said with a smile: "You don't even have shares now, what do you support me with?"
"There will always be shares... and I also have several companies under my name. Although it is not comparable to the size of the group, it is more than enough to support a small Internet celebrity like you." I said.
He can question me, but not my ability to work!
From a certain point of view, this is the only thing I can get out OTZ
"You are so naive! It seems that I will teach you a good lesson!"
As he was talking, he calculated the cost of supporting an Internet celebrity with me.
QAQ Okay, I take back what I said earlier, I can't afford internet celebrities.
According to Wu Yunfei's calculation, if I take care of internet celebrities, I can only live frugally with my current income...
I sighed silently and changed the subject on my own initiative.
"By the way, my official V has quite a few fans, can you help me analyze their composition?"
"I still need to analyze this thing? Ninety percent of it is dog licking. Everyone wants to be the leg pendant of Mr. Feng." He laughed, "But judging from the current situation, it seems that I am the only one who succeeded. .”
"What about the remaining ten percent?" I asked curiously.
"The remaining 10% is hard to say. There may be your competitors, or they may just be melon-eating people." He said, "Didn't you register a small account last time? Just go and see for yourself. gone."