April 12, X
sunny
Wu Yunfei is indeed a sand sculpture. I have given him the blue cup for several days, and he just realized that the small part hanging on the cup is not just a decoration, but a device for him to make tea.
Does this guy usually not drink tea
"You didn't tell me how I know what that thing is for." He said, "I figured out the correct usage of this thing without knowing it. Don't you want to praise me?"
"I think to praise you at this time is insulting your IQ." I said.
He suddenly sent me an invitation for a video call at night. I thought it was something important, but it was just to show off that he discovered the correct usage of the small part on the cup.
Could he be any more childish
I looked at the time, and it was twelve o'clock in less than half an hour.
Doesn't this guy always take a nap? Why is it so late and still haven't slept.
"I didn't feel anything when I was very busy the past two days, but I suddenly felt free today, so I couldn't sleep." He said.
Why can't I sleep? Is the bed uncomfortable? Or is there noise or something
"Hey, are you taking this opportunity to conduct a user survey?" He dissatisfied, "Do you want me to help you fill out the survey?"
"I don't mind if you want to fill it out." I said, "There are ready-made ones in the lobby, you can ask them for a copy."
He rolled his eyes and muttered something softly.
Although I couldn't hear it very clearly, but I saw his mouth shape, and I should say "profiteer".
Obviously he himself said he couldn't sleep well, but I just cared about him out of humanitarianism, how could I become a profiteer
However, since it is not an external condition, could it be that he has something on his mind
For example, after seeing the strength of other contestants, I felt ashamed, so I was so nervous that I couldn't sleep
"Please! I'm also a person who has provided design drafts to big brands!" He said angrily, "The resume looks rather monotonous because I'm lazy, not because I can't keep up!"
I thought about the design drafts I saw on Weibo before. Indeed, each of them looks very good-looking, and the styles are changeable. There are both fairy styles and dark gothic styles.
Maybe a designer with changeable styles like him is really suitable for reality shows
After all, those designers who have worked for a certain brand for a long time may gradually get finalized in design style, and it is not easy to break through.
"Okay, let's just trust you once." I said.
"Let's just say... How do you have no confidence in me? When you went to the fashion week a while ago, so many people praised your clothes for looking good, did you forget?" He said angrily.
Perhaps because of the dim light, he looked a bit childish.
"Remember... But since you're not worrying about the competition, why can't you sleep?"
Is it because he misses me
I was taken aback by my own thoughts, but I was secretly looking forward to something in my heart.
He was silent for a long while, then said: "I don't know why I can't sleep, maybe it's because I'm in bed?"
Recognizing the bed should only happen on the first day. He has been there for several days, why is he starting to recognize the bed now
Hearing my ridicule, this guy became a little annoyed for a moment, and said: "I have a long reflex arc, do you have an opinion?"
"No problem." I said.
But his reflex arc is too long! It's been five days!
And people who recognize the bed should recognize the bed no matter where they go, but when he went to the fashion week, this guy obviously slept well every day, and he didn't even have the adverse reactions that ordinary people have due to jet lag.
Seeing that I didn't believe this statement, he pursed his lips in embarrassment, and said, "Maybe it's because I haven't touched the cat for a long time, and my hands are itchy.
I agree with this, it is indeed addictive to play cats.
I feel that the devouring beast loses so much hair, part of the reason is that it was bald by the two of us.
"As the weather gets warmer, cats have to change into thinner coats, or they will die from the heat in summer," he said.
Obviously, this guy doesn't admit that the Yuan Devourer's hair loss has something to do with him.
I checked the time again, and it was twelve midnight in less than ten minutes.
For some reason, I suddenly thought of the plot that often appears in horror stories.
It was also in this kind of dark night, when the two protagonists were on a video call, one of them suddenly changed his face and saw a ghost approaching behind the other, but the other couldn't see anything when he turned around.
"Why are you silent all of a sudden?" he asked.
I suddenly thought of playing a prank, so I told him solemnly that I seemed to see a shadow flashing past him just now.
This guy has always been afraid of these gods and ghosts, and his expression suddenly changed after listening to it.
"Really?" His voice trembled a little, and he seemed terrified.
"It may also be the shadow of the tree." I changed my words.
"But there is no moonlight today!" he said.
Is there no moonlight today? I really don't know.
"Maybe it's the lamp that casts the tree's shadow on the wall." I said.
This guy likes the feeling of the sun shining into the room in the morning, so he usually only draws the sheer curtains instead of the blackout curtains at night.
Sure enough, this guy relaxed a little after hearing what I said.
"Just now I seem to have indeed heard the sound of a car passing by, probably because the headlights cast the tree's shadow on the wall." He said.
He seemed to want to close the blackout curtain, but it was pitch black all around, and coupled with what I said to scare people just now, this guy hesitated for a while and still didn't get out of bed, but shrank his body under the quilt.
"Can't you just turn on the flashlight?" I said.
From the bed to the window, the distance is only a few steps, he can run at the speed of light to pull the curtain, and then come back.
"No, many ghosts in horror movies will only show up when they are illuminated by a flashlight." He said, "This wilderness, who knows if it used to be a cemetery!"
"This place used to be a wasteland."
"how do you know?"
"Because this villa belongs to my family."
I don't know if this guy is stunned, even if I say this, he still doesn't feel at ease.
"Then what if this was an ancient battlefield before?" He said, "What if there are innocent souls who don't want to leave?"
I really don't know how to answer this question.
How about playing the "Great Compassion Mantra" for him
"The more you are afraid of ghosts, the more ghosts want to play tricks on you. If you turn a blind eye to it, maybe it will find it boring."
I looked at the time, it was past twelve midnight.
This guy doesn't usually stay up late, is it really okay to go to bed so late
"Or let me talk to you, maybe you will get sleepy after chatting." I suggested.
"good."
In this way, the two of us chatted aimlessly, from short chats with our parents to national affairs, and finally we cared about the US election and the situation in the Middle East.
After chatting with this guy so hard that he fell asleep, a cat meow woke him up again.
"what sound?"
I glanced at the door, and it turned out that it was Yuan Devouring Beast running over.
"The Yuan Devourer is here."
In order to prove what I said was true, I turned the camera to the rear, but this guy yelled out all of a sudden.
"Why are you scaring people!" he said.
I'm a little confused by what I heard.
Later, he told me that the room was pitch black, and suddenly he switched to the rear camera, and all he could see were the two big green eyes of the Devouring Beast, which was super scary.
"You are too timid." I said.
Although I said so, I still felt sorry for scaring him, so I resumed my sleep work.
"You are such a nice person, whoever will marry you in the future will be considered blessed." He murmured.
He seldom praised me like this, which made me a little uncomfortable for a while.
"Is that so?" I said, "It also takes someone willing to marry me."
"To be too modest is to show off. If you can't find a wife, how will the majority of male compatriots live?" He chuckled twice, as if I had said something very interesting.
"What about you?" I asked, "If I say I want to marry you now, will you marry me or not?"
He was silent for a while, and said, "I don't want to marry."
Although it was just a joke, I was still very hurt to hear him refuse so firmly.
"Why?" I asked unwillingly.
"If my dad knows that I broke you up, he will definitely kill me." He said, "Love is precious, and life is more expensive."
It's just a hypothesis!
Does he want to be so greedy for life and afraid of death in his hypothesis
"What if you don't consider these?" I said.
"Then don't marry, you are too poor to support me."
"What if I have shares?"
"Didn't your father say that he would not give you shares until you got married? So it was a false proposition at the beginning." He smiled, "Okay, don't think about what you have all day long, and find a good one." Is the daughter-in-law okay?"
Before I could answer, he went on to say, "Stop talking, I'm sleepy, you should go to bed early too."
After saying this, he ended the call.
I stared at the black screen for a while, then sighed faintly.
Now I can't sleep anymore...
April 13, X
sunny
Yesterday I tossed and turned all night and couldn't sleep well. I kept repeating what Wu Yunfei said last night in my mind.
From a certain point of view, this should be the first time I have confessed my love to someone, but unexpectedly I was rejected.
Does this guy dislike me so much that he doesn't even want to make me happy
The more I thought about it, the more I felt wronged, so I drove to the shooting location before dawn in the morning, intending to ask this guy for an explanation.
But I arrived too early and he hadn't gotten up yet. I had no choice but to get the key at the front desk and go upstairs to find him in the room.
But it's strange to say that I was not in a good mood all the way, but after opening the door of his room, I suddenly calmed down.
I was afraid of waking him up, so I closed the door on tiptoe and slipped into the house on tiptoe.
The guy curled up and wrapped himself in the quilt, covering even his head.
Obviously, he was very scared last night.
He is obviously a man, yet he is even less courageous than a little girl...
I sighed and gently closed the shade for him.
The staff said that there is no shooting plan today, so it should be okay to sleep a little longer, right
I originally wanted to sit on the chair and wait for this guy to wake up, but while waiting, I couldn't help yawning, and then a sense of sleepiness swept over me.
Thinking about it carefully, I have worked very hard for the past two days, and last night I almost suffered from insomnia all night, and it is only natural that I feel sleepy.
I planned to lie down on the bed for a while, but I fell asleep as soon as my head hit the pillow.
Suddenly, I felt something cool touch my face.
The movement of that thing was very gentle, caressing my eyebrows, across my cheeks, and finally landed on my lips and stopped for a moment.
I opened my eyes in a daze, just in time to see Wu Yunfei's slightly flustered expression.
"You're awake." I said.
"Um."
He seemed to be much quieter than usual, was it because he had just woken up not long ago
"Why are you here?" he asked.
Although I was full of grievances when I came here, after waking up, I felt that it was too embarrassing to come here because of this reason, so I said, "I'm here to help you draw the curtains."
"Pull the curtain?" He subconsciously glanced at the position of the curtain.
"You were so scared last night, but you didn't dare to get out of bed and draw the curtains, so I did it for you." I said.
This reason is also quite nonsense, but it finally resolved the embarrassment.
The guy laughed out loud when he heard me say that.
"How free are you? You came all the way here just to draw the curtains," he said.
"Yesterday you rejected me cruelly, of course I have to behave well." I said, "It's the first time I've been rejected for expressing my love since I've grown up. You have to pay me for mental damage."
"Have you succeeded in your previous confession?" He raised his eyebrows and said, "I don't remember you ever had a girlfriend before."
"It's more than a successful confession? In some games, I even have grandchildren." I said.
"It doesn't count in the game, it's all programmed." He said, "Whether it's you, me or someone else playing the game, the result is the same."
Even though I know this is true, I still think his behavior of puncturing an otaku's beautiful fantasy is too much!
Why did he say that my goddess also said the same thing to other men! What's the difference between that and being cuckolded
"Young man, recognize the reality." He said, "Finding a real person in real life to be your wife is the last word."
"oh."
I don't know why, but I feel stuffy in my heart, but I can't say anything to refute.
After a while, I said, "But even you have rejected me, how can others accept my confession?"
He gave me a blank look, and said: "Did you confess your love yesterday? You were joking! Confessions must have a sense of ceremony, so that the girl is completely moved, and then take the opportunity to show love and embrace the beauty."
I thought about it, yesterday's confession seemed a bit hasty indeed.
"I will definitely be well prepared when I really confess my love." I said.
"Good boy, a child can be taught." He patted my head.
"Then if I prepare seriously next time, will you agree to my confession?" I asked again without giving up.
I don't know what I'm obsessed with, but I just want to hear his affirmative answer.
"Why did you fight me?" His expression was a little helpless, "Don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend."
"You don't like me?" That was the only explanation I could think of, devastated.
"Rabbits don't eat grass by the side of their nests, and why don't you be a straight man and find a girl to marry? What does it look like to be gay in gays all day long." He said with disgust, "Could it be possible to watch a gay movie and you Just bent into a mosquito coil?"
"I don't!"
The content in that video is too embarrassing! I focused on the blue water glass in the background the whole time, and I didn't dare to see the specific details of the two protagonists applauding for love!
"Tsk tsk tsk, don't deny it so quickly. Most people in this world are bisexual. I can understand that you want to change your taste occasionally." I'm very busy and don't have time to play with you."
He saw that I was silent, and said again: "If you are afraid that those people outside are not clean, I can try to find them for you, but it may take a long time."
What the hell does this guy think of me as? !
I just confessed to him, but the more he said it, the more outrageous it became...
"Forget it, I'll fall in love with the paper man." I said.
The author has something to say: Feifei: QAQ Is it possible that this kid is really bent by me! Is it too late for me to straighten him now
Feng Feng: It's too late (Indifference.jpg) Since you broke me, you have to be responsible to the end!