April 28, X
sunny
May 1st is coming soon, what is the most anticipated thing in this festival that belongs to working people
Of course it's a holiday!
Originally, I wanted to take this opportunity to ask Wu Yunfei out to play for a few days, but the program crew actually told me that they would not have a holiday during the May Day period in order to ensure the progress of filming.
"The players all signed the agreement and expressed no objection." The editor said.
This is too insane, right? !
May 1st is obviously a holiday stipulated by the state...
I felt a little regretful, but after thinking about it, there was nothing wrong with it.
This guy is usually watching my work, but this time it's time for me to watch him.
Thinking of this, my heart suddenly felt itchy, and a smile appeared on my mouth unconsciously.
"Have you encountered any happy things?" the assistant asked.
After a period of running-in, this guy is finally not as strict as he was at the beginning, and sometimes he will talk to me about topics other than work.
"The work will be finished soon, I feel very happy just thinking about it." I said.
I can pet cats and browse Weibo without working overtime at night. Although Wu Yunfei doesn’t live with me now, watching his daily news through the official Weibo always has a different kind of stimulation, and it feels like chasing stars.
But the situation changed tonight. When I finished my day's work and was about to return to my bachelor apartment, my father suddenly called me home for dinner, saying that he wanted to chat with me.
To be honest, I didn't really want to chat with him, but I haven't been home for a while after the Spring Festival, so I nodded and agreed to his proposal.
"If you have time, go home and have a look. What's the point of being alone in a small house all day?"
"Wu Yunfei lives with me."
"Didn't he go to the show?"
"I also have a cat..."
The father suddenly paused when he heard the words, and said: "Men don't keep cats, women don't keep dogs... What kind of cat do you, a grown man, have nothing to do with?"
"Because we are destined."
I recalled the day when I picked up the Yuan Devouring Beast, and felt that there was no other explanation except for the word "fate".
"You'll be the one to suffer when it gets into trouble with cats." The father said kindly, "By the way, what's going on with that little girl recently?"
"Which little girl?" I didn't react when I heard him say that.
"It's the one who flirted with you a while ago." He said, "Didn't you two go to Fashion Week together a while ago?"
The more I listened, the more confused I became.
The one who went to Fashion Week with me was obviously Wu Yunfei, and he was also the one who was having an affair, but when did he become a little girl
"So-so." I said.
"If you can do it, you can do it, if you can't do it, you can't do it, what is so-so?" My father seemed very dissatisfied with my answer, "Boys should take the initiative when it comes to dating, otherwise you are still waiting for other girls to chase after you? "
The topic suddenly became a bit delicate, but I think this is a good time to ask my father for his experience.
He once talked to me about his romantic affairs when he was young. Although there are some exaggerated elements in it, his love experience should be much richer than mine, right
I asked my father how to pursue the person he likes so that the chances of success are higher. He seemed to be happy to discuss this kind of issue with me, and he said it happily and logically.
"You're asking the right person. Before we got married, your father and I were also vagrants. There were countless little girls who liked me. You, Uncle Wu, can prove this. I wondered what your child was like at the beginning. I didn't inherit my good genes, just like I don't know how to flirt with girls..."
I somehow felt like I was shot in the knee with an arrow.
I really don't know how to flirt...
"How far have you developed with that child? Have you had a nap? Have you slept?"
Is it so straightforward to ask? !
Under normal circumstances, you should ask if there is a date, if there is a confession, etc.
"Should it be kissed?" I said, "At that time he drank too much, and then..."
"Then you two went to bed?" Father answered naturally.
I felt my face was on fire, and hurriedly explained: "Absolutely not! I can't take advantage of others!"
Moreover, although I have watched GV once, I still don't quite understand how to have sex between men and men.
It felt like a distraction, and the two of them were suddenly linked together.
"Are you stupid, child? Since she dared to get drunk in front of you, it proves that she is mentally prepared!"
is that so? But this is not the first time he drank too much in front of me...
I suddenly felt a little dazed.
"All the drunkenness is prepared. Let me ask you, has her attitude towards you become cold after that time?"
That's true, but Wu Yunfei said it was because he was busy with work and didn't have time to chat with me.
I can understand this, and I also don't like being interrupted when I'm concentrating on something.
"At this time, you have to take a tender offensive, such as sending her a bouquet of flowers every morning, and sending her beautiful scented candles at night, preferably accompanied by soothing music."
flowers... candles... music...
For some reason, I suddenly thought of funerals.
Father was stunned for a while after hearing this, then sighed heavily, and said: "I'm just giving you an example, you can understand the specifics yourself, if you really can't do it, you can ask Yunfei, that kid seems to have more experience than you too much."
The person I want to chase is Wu Yunfei! How can I ask him
If I directly said "Wu Yunfei, I want to pick you up", he would probably beat me to death!
"Dad... If I say I'm gay, what do you think?" I asked tentatively.
"What is GAY?" Father asked.
"It's gay." I said.
"Do you like men?" My father glanced at me, "Did you know that kid Wu Yunfei told you Uncle Wu last time that he was gay and was almost beaten to death?"
"Didn't it fail?" I muttered.
That day I specifically asked Wu Yunfei about this matter, and he said proudly that his father never caught up with him, but it seemed that the battle was quite big, but in fact he didn't catch up at all.
"You know it quite well." My father said kindly, "On this matter, I have the same attitude as your Uncle Wu. I would rather be a bachelor for the rest of my life than you are allowed to mess around outside."
Is being gay just messing around
I was a little unconvinced and wanted to refute, but my father blocked me back with one word.
"Do you know how AIDS is transmitted? Homosexuals basically have AIDS." He said.
Where is this fake news from? !
There are so many homosexuals in the world, do they all have AIDS
"But Wu Yunfei also said he was gay." I muttered softly.
"He's just talking nonsense, you silly kid, do you really believe it?" He said, "He just hasn't had enough fun yet. After a few years of maturity, he will definitely be honest when he meets a girl who makes his heart beat. marry."
Father's tone was very firm, which made me a little shaken.
If Wu Yunfei really just called himself GAY on a whim, is it possible that I still have to fight him for my own wishful thinking
"By the way, when you see Wu Yunfei, remember to remind him to wear a condom when playing with men, and go to the hospital for regular check-ups, so that you don't get sick from playing." My father said, "You young people say such things It’s better to speak up, as those of us who are elders can easily cause conflicts.”
In fact, I don't feel comfortable talking about such a shameful thing!
Wu Yunfei is now my crush, but I actually want to say to my crush, "Remember to wear a condom when you sleep with a man"? Isn't this taking the initiative to plant grass on your own head
April 29, X
sunny
Today, following the method my father taught me, I called the flower shop early in the morning and asked them to help me deliver flowers to Wu Yunfei.
Immediately after receiving the flowers, this guy took a picture of me back and asked me if the flowers were from me.
I was very anxious, and I answered "yes" tremblingly.
After a while, I asked him how he felt when he received the flowers.
"Let me be happy for nothing, I thought it was flowers sent by fans." He said.
It's okay to say it was a gift from a fan, after all, I'm his fan!
Before I could get the message out, though, his message came.
"Tell me, who gave you these flowers?" He asked.
I told him that I bought it, not someone else.
"Have you won the lottery recently? Why do you have spare money to buy flowers?"
His words hurt me deeply.
Although I'm just a social animal working for my father, I'm not so poor that I can't even afford a bunch of flowers!
"That's not what I meant...but I thought you were saving all your money to marry a wife."
After he posted this sentence, he sent me a "doge" emoticon package with the words "I have already seen through everything".
I just mentioned it casually at the beginning, but this guy actually remembered it until now
"The prerequisite for marrying a daughter-in-law is to have a daughter-in-law. I'm making an early investment." I said.
This sentence is a bit explicit, I don't know how he will react after reading it.
After a while, he sent me a "tears streaming down my face" emoticon package.
"QAQ, I knew this flower wasn't for me... tell me, who do you want me to give it to you?"
When I saw this sentence, I felt angry and funny.
It was clearly written on my card that this flower was for him, where did he come up with so many weird ideas
"It's for you." I said.
"Okay... For the sake of sending me flowers, I will help you with an assist." He said.
I suddenly felt a deep sense of powerlessness, but I couldn't say "I like you".
After a while, I asked him if he had a boyfriend now.
"No." He said jokingly, "How about you be my boyfriend?"
"Okay." I replied.
He didn't reply to me, and didn't send me another message until noon.
"Just kidding, I don't care about stealing other people's things." He said.
I see this is a little unclear.
What do other people's things mean? me
But when did I become someone else's thing
Since tomorrow is the May Day holiday, I have a lot of work today. Although I was concerned about what Wu Yunfei said, I quickly forgot about it after I got busy.
It wasn't until I got off work in the evening that I finally got around to asking him what "other people's stuff" meant.
"It's nothing." He replied, "By the way, don't buy me self-heating food next time."
"Why?"
"The alarm system of your resort is too sensitive. I just ate a self-heating hot pot, and it sprayed water and flooded my house."
"Are you OK?"
"It's okay, but I changed the room."
"which room?"
"It turns out that the room is upstairs." He said.
Isn't the upstairs of that room the one I lived in last time? I felt a little excited in my heart.
The left and right sides of that room are vacant, which means that I can live next door to him on May 1st!
May 1, X
cloudy weather
I originally wanted to put Yuanqi Beast at home by myself like the last time I went to Fashion Week, and then ask the cleaning aunt to help take care of it. But the cleaning aunt told me that she would go back to her hometown on May 1st.
There is no other way, I was really worried about letting strangers take care of Yuan Devouring Beast, so I had to take it to the resort.
The little guy was quite honest along the way, looking at me pitifully all the time, and his voice sounded soft, obviously trying to be cute.
It is probably worried that I will throw it away
"Don't be afraid, I'll take you to Uncle Yunfei." I fed him half a piece of jerky through the cage, "I haven't seen you for so long, you must miss him too, right?"
The Yuan Devourer concentrated on chewing the jerky and ignored me.
I think it should be shy.
When Wu Yunfei was around before, it would fight with each other every now and then, but now it ran all the way to see each other, it felt embarrassing to think about it.
But it can also be said that I brought it forcibly, so what should I say
Instead of staying at home and playing games during a good holiday, I took the initiative to work overtime for myself...
I'm really sick!
Logically speaking, I can be regarded as a person with rich love experience. I have played countless love games. Why can't these experience points be transferred to real life
"Chess, the game and reality are still different." I chatted with the beast, regardless of whether it could understand, "If it's in the game, I think One look at Wu Yunfei's stats and he knows what kind of strategy to adopt, but now everything can only be guessed."
I also don't understand the specific difference between games and reality.
If you insist on describing it, the game is a beginner-level love affair, while reality is a difficult master-level love affair.
As long as the former is willing to work hard, you can get pretty good results. Even if you choose the wrong one, you don’t have to worry about it. You can read the file and start again at any time. However, in real life, there is only one chance for each step of the choice, and some are time-limited options, regardless of the result. No matter what, you can’t choose to do it all over again. After getting the BE result, you can only regret it for the rest of your life.
Wait, why did I think of BE all of a sudden
Thinking about the good, at least I was hundreds of times stronger than some characters in the game, at least I didn't start with a negative opinion... It shouldn't be a negative opinion, right
I suddenly hesitated.
Once upon a time, I witnessed with my own eyes that Wu Yunfei called someone a brother in person, turned around and complained about the idiot of the other person, but that person didn't know about it.
I am also a fool in Wu Yunfei's heart, right
But he once said that I was his most important person, even if the whole world abandoned him, as long as I was still by his side, he would be fearless.
I was so confused that I almost ran a red light without paying attention.
The sudden brake caused the cage containing the Yuan Devourer to slide forward a few points. The little guy was frightened, his hair all over his body exploded, and he made a "ha" sound from his throat.
"It's fine."
I tried to appease it, but it was of no use.
The Yuan Devouring Beast suddenly became extremely aggressive, constantly hitting the cage with its body.
I was afraid that it would knock the cage off the seat and accidentally hurt myself, so I just put the cage under it.
Perhaps because the claustrophobic environment gave it a sense of security, the little guy gradually calmed down, only occasionally making some whimpering sounds.
I wanted to reach my destination as soon as possible, but the road conditions on May 1st were really not optimistic. It took me more than three hours to arrive at the resort, which could have been reached in two hours.
Because I had greeted me before, I saw the person who greeted me as soon as I arrived at the villa.
This saved me a lot of trouble. After all, after holding the Yuan Devouring Beast, I can't take other extra things.
"Boss, your cat looks similar to Mr. Wu's cat." In the elevator we met a staff member of the program group, and he made such an evaluation after seeing Yuan Devouring Beast, "I remember Mr. Wu's cat is also of this color."
More than the same color? It's the same cat after all!
Finally entered the room, I opened the cage to let the Yuan Devourer come out to breathe, but the little guy seemed a little nervous, the cat huddled in the corner of the cage, and refused to come out of the cage no matter how I called.
"Essence Devouring Beast, do you want some jerky?"
I took out the little jerky to lure it, but the little jerky that I tried a lot in the past seemed to suddenly lose its magic power, and it didn't even look at it.
"Playing ball?"
I took out its favorite takraw ball toy again.
It seemed to be a little moved, but it shrank back a moment before it leaned out of the cage.
"Meow… "
It barked aggrievedly, as if asking me why I brought it to a strange place.
"I can't help it. If I leave you at home, you will probably starve to death when I go back," I said.
In order for it to adapt to the environment as soon as possible, I decided to leave for a while.
I looked at the time, it was almost time for lunch. I wanted to go to the restaurant to see if there was anything delicious, but as soon as I got near the elevator, I saw Wu Yunfei coming from another direction.
I don't know what I was thinking, it was fine to go up to say hello normally, but I subconsciously hid in the corridor.
Is this guy going to a restaurant to eat
I took a sneak peek and found that he seemed absent-minded, standing in front of the vending machine for a long time before choosing the drink he wanted to drink.
Seriously... I already bought him a health drink, why is he drinking this stuff
Drinking this kind of high-sugar sweet drink for a long time is definitely not good for your health!
I was going to go over to say hello to him, but he didn't seem to realize that there was someone behind him, so he bumped into me by accident and spilled all the drink in his hand on me.
"I'm so sorry..." he said.
"Why are you out of your mind, are you too tired?" I asked.
He heard my voice and looked up at me with a surprised expression.
"Why are you here?" he asked.
"Today is May Day, I'm on holiday." I smiled, "Did you receive the flowers I sent this morning?"
He lowered his eyes and answered irrelevantly: "Your clothes are dirty, I'll transfer the money to you sometime."
After saying this, he wanted to turn around and leave.
Why did this guy suddenly become so indifferent? Doesn't he like the flowers I sent
I reached out and grabbed his arm.
"Anything else?" he asked.
When he asked this question, I forgot what I was going to say just now.
"What's the drink you bought just now?" I asked, "It's all for my clothes. I'll buy another one to compensate you."
"No... I suddenly don't want to drink that." He said.
"Shall we go to lunch together?"
"I eat inside."
"Then can I go and eat with you?"
"Not for you."
"I can find you to eat after buying."
He slammed my hand away and said, "Why are you so annoying!"
I felt a heavy blow to my chest, and I stood there bewildered.
Am I hated
But when we were chatting the day before yesterday, everything was normal, why did it suddenly become like this
He probably wanted to leave handsomely without looking back, but seeing me in a daze, he finally didn't calm down, sighed heavily, and said, "The world is so big, what kind of ecstasy did you take recently? Around me all night?"
It turned out that he had feelings...
I felt as ridiculous as a clown, but I still said shamelessly: "Because you are the whole world in my heart."
He suddenly smiled and said, "Does your dad know what you say?"
Why did he suddenly mention my dad
I had a bad premonition in my heart.
After returning to the house, I checked my dad’s recent developments on the Internet at the speed of light. Sure enough, he mentioned his own criteria for choosing a daughter-in-law in an interview, and said that I already have a regular girlfriend, and it’s time to talk about marriage. At this point, I plan to get married by the end of this year or the beginning of spring next year.
Where is this! When did I have a girlfriend
I seriously doubt that my dad has another son besides me. Otherwise, how could what he said have nothing to do with my current situation? !
I called him to ask him what was going on, and he said that I had already kissed the other party and had real feelings for him, and that getting married was only a matter of time, and he just released the news in advance to let those restless guys stop thinking about it That's all.
"But, but he also saw this message!" I finally knew what it was like to be cried out by pig teammates, "How should I explain it to him?"
"It's easy to say, you should take this opportunity to confess to her, saying that the marriage partner is her." My father said, "Don't worry, our family has not yet reached the point where you need to sacrifice your own happiness to get married. Go after whoever you like." She, I have checked the details of that little girl, she is relatively clean, and she has no background, so she will be easy to control after she gets married."
Where is that little girl from? !
Father must have misunderstood something!
Of course, I am also very curious about which girl is so unlucky and unfortunately won the jackpot...
The author has something to say: Feifei: QAQ Since you are already getting married, why did you come to tease me? Scumbag!
Feng Feng: I am not! I don't! Don't listen to their nonsense!
Father Feng: I think Wen Miao, a little girl who works in the entertainment industry, is pretty good on the whole. I support my son's brave pursuit of love.
Wen Miao: ∑ mouth || Mr. Feng, what are you talking about? Why can't I understand a word? ! I am innocent with the boss! I worship him like I worship a god and Buddha, absolutely without any extravagant thoughts! ! !
"Left Guardian": Has the official made a statement? It seems that the cult cp can start to rectify.
Feng Feng: You all shut up! stop! leave me alone! Please let me fall in love on my own! Thank you for your cooperation!