May 6, X
sunny
Sometimes I really wonder what it's like in real life for those guys who analyze people online all day long.
Don't they have more important things to do
Obviously I have clarified that all of this is a misunderstanding, but they still made up an epic love story, and went to Wu Yunfei's Weibo to verify it.
The love triangle is a false proposition from the beginning, which means that all assumptions made based on this proposition are wrong.
I have nothing to do with Wen Miao, and Wu Yunfei has nothing to do with her.
Why are there so many people taking their CP
I suddenly had the illusion that I was being NTRed, but I couldn't do anything about it.
I can clarify for myself, but I cannot clarify for Wu Yunfei.
When the hell is this guy going to make a statement
I've been looking forward to it secretly, but I haven't seen the statement he issued until the guy came to pick me up.
QAQ Could it be that he actually likes that little girl in his heart
I have always felt that my acting skills are not bad, although I can't hide my emotions and anger, but there is no problem in pretending to be paralyzed.
But the guy just glanced at me, and it was immediately obvious that I was in a bad mood.
"Didn't work go well today?" he asked.
"It's okay." I said.
I completed the company's work tasks smoothly, but the work of clarifying the scandal seems to be more difficult than expected.
The imagination of the netizens is really rich, but I can't hold them accountable, I can only guide them bit by bit... Just thinking about it makes me feel so troublesome!
"What do you want to eat?" Wu Yunfei asked, "To soothe your wounded heart, I am here to treat you today."
I don't want to eat anything, I just want to go home and hug the cat, but he said that I have to eat dinner.
"People are iron, food is steel. If you don't eat breakfast well, you probably messed up your lunch. If you don't eat dinner again, are you going to become a fairy?" he said.
"I have good breakfast and lunch." I said.
I don't know why, as long as this guy didn't watch me eat, he would assume that I didn't eat well. Even if I showed him the receipt for ordering takeaway, he still believed in his own ideas.
"Well, when you get home, you cook for me." I said, "I haven't eaten your cooking for nearly twenty years."
"Did I cook you dinner?" He didn't seem to remember that.
He was still a primary school student at that time, and one of their labor class tasks was to go home and cook a meal.
This guy is real, he was not allowed to make trouble in the kitchen, so he came to my kitchen to make trouble. Since there was no one to guide him, the kitchen was filled with smoke, and the final dishes were as if they were charred.
Generally speaking, the food was inedible at first glance, but he lied to me that it was delicious, so he insisted on feeding me a bite.
From that day on, I realized that cooking is a basic skill necessary for life, at least I can save myself in time when he acts like a monster next time.
It's strange to say that I swore a long time ago that I would never eat food made by this guy again, but now, out of a feeling of jealousy, I suddenly want this guy to cook for me.
He only made one dress for me, but he made several beautiful little skirts for Wen Miao.
Although it was because of the competition, it was really annoying!
Some people on the Internet actually said that Wu Yunfei's costume design for Wen Miao is full of love, which is why it looks so good.
Pretty I admit, but where is the love
Sorry, I really didn't see it at all!
"Anyway, I can only cook instant noodles, as long as you don't dislike it." He said.
"Don't give up." I said.
"Come on, I feel relieved with your words. Today, brother, I will cook you a big meal." He smiled, "Braised beef in brown sauce, fresh shrimp and fish plate, chicken stewed with mushrooms, or spicy beef? Order whatever you want, you're welcome." !"
I thought about it and chose the most traditional braised beef noodles.
I haven't eaten this kind of food for a long time, and I feel a little nostalgic...
But having said that, I thought he would start a fire when he said he was going to cook for me, but I didn’t expect that he bought instant noodles and mineral water in a bucket, and poured the ingredients and cold water into the bucket and put it in the microwave Turned twice.
There is still such an operation? !
"Learn a bit, this is called life experience." He said, "I used to do this when I had no money to eat."
"When do you still have money to eat?" I was a little surprised.
In my opinion, this guy has never been short of money to spend, including eating and drinking at my place after he broke up with his family some time ago. He will never reach the point where he has no money to eat.
"Tsk, when I was young, I had a lot of friends. One person borrowed some for emergencies, and that person borrowed some for turnover. I'm too embarrassed not to borrow." He said.
"What kind of friend is this kind of person?" I dissatisfied, "I have never asked you to borrow money."
"So you are different from them." He laughed, "That is a friendship maintained by borrowing money, and you are a friendship that can be borrowed."
"Is it just friendship?" I looked at him with piercing eyes, full of expectation.
"Eat your noodles." He said.
He seems a little shy, I think he should also like me.
But why is he unwilling to admit it
The taste of the instant noodles made by using the microwave oven quick cooking method is not very good, but I was so satisfied that I even drank the soup, which made Wu Yunfei dumbfounded.
"Is braised beef noodles that delicious?" he asked.
"It's delicious. After all, you made instant noodles for me." I said.
"You are so easy to satisfy, I can't bear it." He said, "Next time I have a chance, I'll cook instant noodles for you."
Seeing his seriousness, I thought he was making something delicious, but it turned out to be instant noodles...
"I can't help it, who told me that I can only cook instant noodles." He said, "Why don't you take the time to teach me how to cook?"
Although I am not very good at cooking, I still happily agreed.
When I played the game before, I really liked the interactive part in the kitchen. I always felt that no matter what type of girl is in that scene, she can be full of femininity.
Wu Yunfei is not a girl, but he should be cute in an apron, right
"Why do I feel that you are thinking about something indescribable?" He glanced at me and said, "The smile is gradually changing."
"No." I hurriedly denied.
"Don't expect me to prepare a meal for you to go home like a character in a Japanese drama. It's fine once or twice, but I can't stand cooking every day," he said.
"I can't stand you cooking every day." I said sincerely.
Whether it's burnt stir-fried vegetables or raw instant noodles, eating once in a while is fun, but eating like this every day is self-abuse.
After dinner, we each went back to our rooms.
It's strange to say that I had insomnia when Wu Yunfei first moved out, but now that he's back I still can't sleep.
This time, though, it was largely because I was deliberately not letting myself sleep.
It will be Monday soon, and he will go back to that place to record a show...
QAQ I can't bear him to leave!
Maybe it was because my wish came true, and at this moment the assistant sent me a text message.
It turned out that something happened suddenly on the program team. The guests who had been scheduled before could not arrive on time, and asked me if I could go to the rescue tomorrow.
Of course I would like to go!
However, out of a sense of responsibility, I still asked if this would affect the original work arrangement.
"There will definitely be more or less impact, but it can be coordinated." The assistant said, "Monday's challenge seems very interesting, and I think you should like it."
This is strange, the assistant who has always been a workaholic actually urged me to skip work to watch the excitement
I began to look forward to the next day's challenge.
But Wu Yunfei didn't seem to be expecting that much. According to what he said, since some people called me to watch the excitement, they will definitely be punished badly this time.
From a certain point of view, the truth is just as he expected.
The theme this time is "Fairy Tale World", and each of them is required to dress up as a character in a fairy tale and go to the amusement park to complete the assigned tasks.
This is nothing at all, but the key point is that most of the fairy tale characters are female characters, which means that Wu Yunfei has a very high probability of winning women's clothing!
I personally prefer Little Red Riding Hood, but during the lottery, Little Red Riding Hood was drawn away by a big and thick uncle.
Seeing the bewildered expression on his face, I almost laughed out loud.
I don't know who thought of this plan, it's a genius!
Finally, I got Wu Yunfei's name.
There are three remaining characters, namely "Peter Pan", "Frog Prince" and "Alice".
Wu Yunfei looked at me expectantly, and then I smoked an "Alice" for him.
After the lottery, they had ten minutes to prepare to change their clothes, and then took the bus to the nearest amusement park, where a professional makeup team would apply makeup according to the characteristics of each person's clothes.
"You're so unlucky!" He looked at the props in his hand with a look of unloved expression on his face, "You have a small chance of winning one of the three choices..."
"This dress suits you quite well." I said, "Why don't you try it on first? After all, you only have ten minutes..."
Hearing what I said, he sighed and took his clothes into the bathroom.
"It's really not easy to make money." I heard him mutter in a low voice.
There was a rustling sound of changing clothes in the bathroom. For some reason, I suddenly felt my heart beating faster.
To keep myself from looking like a psycho, I plugged in my headphones and started listening to music.
"Ayao." I seemed to hear him calling me.
"Um?"
"Come here and help me." He said, "The zipper is behind the back, and I can't pull it on by myself."
Such a magical unfolding
If I didn't just come here with him, would he ask someone else to pull the zipper for him
I suddenly felt that skipping work to record the show was the right decision.
Wu Yunfei was already white, but Alice's clothes were still light blue, which made his skin even whiter.
I subconsciously touched it with my hand, and he shuddered all of a sudden, and a faint blush appeared on his body.
"Hurry up and help me! I, I'm in a hurry!" He stammered a little, "Fumbling with wool!"
He's wearing Alice's clothes, but the line is kind of like Mr. Rabbit.
Holding a small pocket watch in his hand, he kept muttering "I'm going to be late" and "I'm going to be late".
Having said that, although this guy is relatively slender among men, this is a women's clothing after all, and it takes some effort to put it on.
Fortunately, the final effect is not bad, wearing a wig is no different from a girl.
"Fuck! Is the skirt so short?" Wu Yunfei said as he tugged on the little skirt on his body, "It's so light and insecure!"
"Don't you have white stockings in this dress? Would it be better to wear socks?" I suggested.
"It's already full of lust! Putting on socks is beyond embarrassing!"
To be honest, Wu Yunfei's leg shape is very good-looking, even if he doesn't wear stockings, he doesn't have a strong sense of disobedience.
But the program crew didn't prepare any leggings for him. If he really didn't wear white stockings, he would see the underwear directly if he was gone...
"Shut up!"
He blushes so badly, it's like drinking a whole can of "Four Loko".
The challenge seems like a lot of fun, and it feels like you should enjoy it. "
This is strange, the assistant who has always been a workaholic actually urged me to skip work to watch the excitement
I began to look forward to the next day's challenge.
But Wu Yunfei didn't seem to be expecting that much. According to what he said, since some people called me to watch the excitement, they will definitely be punished badly this time.
From a certain point of view, the truth is just as he expected.
The theme this time is "Fairy Tale World", and each of them is required to dress up as a character in a fairy tale and go to the amusement park to complete the assigned tasks.
This is nothing at all, but the key point is that most of the fairy tale characters are female characters, which means that Wu Yunfei has a very high probability of winning women's clothing!
I personally prefer Little Red Riding Hood, but during the lottery, Little Red Riding Hood was drawn away by a big and thick uncle.
Seeing the bewildered expression on his face, I almost laughed out loud.
I don't know who thought of this plan, it's a genius!
Finally, I got Wu Yunfei's name.
There are three remaining characters, namely "Peter Pan", "Frog Prince" and "Alice".
Wu Yunfei looked at me expectantly, and then I smoked an "Alice" for him.
After the lottery, they had ten minutes to prepare to change their clothes, and then took the bus to the nearest amusement park, where a professional makeup team would apply makeup according to the characteristics of each person's clothes.
"You're so unlucky!" He looked at the props in his hand with a look of unloved expression on his face, "You have a small chance of winning one of the three choices..."
"This dress suits you quite well." I said, "Why don't you try it on first? After all, you only have ten minutes..."
Hearing what I said, he sighed and took his clothes into the bathroom.
"It's really not easy to make money." I heard him mutter in a low voice.
There was a rustling sound of changing clothes in the bathroom. For some reason, I suddenly felt my heart beating faster.
To keep myself from looking like a psycho, I plugged in my headphones and started listening to music.
"Ayao." I seemed to hear him calling me.
"Um?"
"Come here and help me." He said, "The zipper is behind the back, and I can't pull it on by myself."
Such a magical unfolding
If I didn't just come here with him, would he ask someone else to pull the zipper for him
I suddenly felt that skipping work to record the show was the right decision.
Wu Yunfei was already white, but Alice's clothes were still light blue, which made his skin even whiter.
I subconsciously touched it with my hand, and he shuddered all of a sudden, and a faint blush appeared on his body.
"Hurry up and help me! I, I'm in a hurry!" He stammered a little, "Fumbling with wool!"
He's wearing Alice's clothes, but the line is kind of like Mr. Rabbit.
Holding a small pocket watch in his hand, he kept muttering "I'm going to be late" and "I'm going to be late".
Having said that, although this guy is relatively slender among men, this is a women's clothing after all, and it takes some effort to put it on.
Fortunately, the final effect is not bad, wearing a wig is no different from a girl.
"Fuck! Is the skirt so short?" Wu Yunfei said as he tugged on the little skirt on his body, "It's so light and insecure!"
"Don't you have white stockings in this dress? Would it be better to wear socks?" I suggested.
"It's already full of lust! Putting on socks is beyond embarrassing!"
To be honest, Wu Yunfei's leg shape is very good-looking, even if he doesn't wear stockings, he doesn't have a strong sense of disobedience.
But the program crew didn't prepare any leggings for him. If he really didn't wear white stockings, he would see the underwear directly if he was gone...
"Shut up!"
He blushes so badly, it's like drinking a whole can of "Four Loko".