May 7, X
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I originally thought that creatures like women's clothing bosses only existed in the second dimension, and the third dimension would be more or less inconsistent. But after seeing Wu Yunfei's women's clothing, I realized that I was very wrong.
After this guy finished his makeup, he looked like Alice who had just walked out of Wonderland, with soft hair, white skin, and blinking eyes.
"False eyelashes are a kind of damage to the eyes. It's okay to wear them uncomfortable, but the key is that they don't look good." He complained, "I said I don't want to wear these things, but the makeup artist insisted that the makeup on the cute girl Among them, false eyelashes are the finishing touch."
"It's beautiful." I said sincerely.
This guy originally had elongated eyes, a bit like phoenix eyes, but after the false eyelashes were attached, his eye shape has undergone some subtle changes, turning into the round eyes of a cute girl in the second dimension.
"Cute girl? Have you ever seen such a big and cute girl?" He glanced at me and complained.
Due to the fact that the contestants' positions were relatively scattered this time, the program team gave each of them a hand-held camera and asked them to shoot by themselves.
I acted with him and naturally took up the job of photography.
"Please keep this camera guy away from me." He said, "You're about to slap the camera on my face, it must be very ugly."
"You look so good-looking, no matter how you take pictures, you won't be ugly." I said.
It may be because of the working day, there are not many people in the amusement park.
But this guy was dressed like this, and he also attracted the attention of many people along the way, and many people whispered to each other whether there was something wrong or not.
On the way, someone stopped him to take a group photo, and I recorded all of these on the camera.
To be honest, I feel that this challenge is tailor-made for Wu Yunfei. He looks so good-looking, even if he just stands there quietly, he can attract tourists to take pictures, right
"Do you want money for a group photo?" An auntie asked, tugging on my sleeve.
Is she asking me
"No money." I said.
Auntie seemed very happy, but instead of running to take a photo with Wu Yunfei, she stood beside me and handed the mobile phone to the person who was traveling with me.
"Quick, take a picture for me," she said.
I was bewildered by her behavior and couldn't figure out why she took a photo with me.
I'm not playing any role...
"Young man, I see that you look very much like a celebrity! You are the one you often see in the news!" She said excitedly.
It dawned on me that I was a public figure.
In order to avoid unnecessary trouble, I told her that this is a limited item in the amusement park today, dressing up as celebrities and characters from fairy tales.
"It looks so good, where else can I take a photo?" she asked.
I pointed to Wu Yunfei.
"You can also take pictures over there." I said.
He has moved to the designated location, where a professional photographer is there, and every photo is backed up.
From a certain point of view, the challenge has just begun from this moment.
I stood on the side of the road and looked at the time. It was only two o'clock, and there were still three full hours before the end of the challenge. However, the team waiting for the group photo had begun to take shape. Shouldn't be too bad.
As an amateur photographer, I should be able to retire by this time.
However, as a fan of this guy, I can't stop my desire to pat myself.
I finally know why the pictures taken by those Zhan sisters are so beautiful. Fans and fans have filters in their eyes. When taking pictures of their favorite idols, they will always unconsciously look for the softest light, the most perfect angle, and even A state of selflessness will be achieved.
For example, when I took pictures, I clearly remembered to stay away from the flow of people, but accidentally bumped into tourists while taking pictures.
"I'm really sorry." I said.
The other party did not speak, and asked in a trembling voice after a while, "Are you Feng Yao?"
"I'm just a photographer." I said.
"That's it... She looks really super similar, I thought I met a celebrity just now." She smiled, "Brother, can you add a WeChat?"
Is this a touch of porcelain
Although I did accidentally bump into her just now, it was really just a very light one.
Even if it's made of glass, it's impossible to break it if you touch it!
"My phone is out of battery, so I can't add WeChat." I said, "But if you feel unwell, I can ask someone to take you to the medical center."
"Can't you take me there?" the little girl said with a smile.
Her appearance inexplicably reminds me of Wen Miao.
Are all the little girls these days so bold
How dare you casually talk to a stranger on the side of the road.
"I still have a job." I pointed to Wu Yunfei and said, "Did you see that person? He is my wife, and I want to take a picture of him."
"Ah... you're already married." The little girl looked a little disappointed, and left after chatting with me for a few more words.
Now little girl...
Before I had time to feel emotional, my eyes met Wu Yunfei unexpectedly.
He didn't speak, but hooked the corners of his lips at me, with a smile that was not a smile, as if he was asking me why I ran to seduce the little girl as soon as he opened his eyes.
QAQ I really didn't hook up with the little girl!
In order to prove my innocence, for the next two hours, I kept moving within his line of sight, helping to maintain the order of the team and strictly stopping all kinds of uncivilized behavior.
Photographs are allowed, but physical contact is exempt.
These nameless bastards, what right do they have to touch my daughter-in-law? !
Soon, two hours passed.
I was afraid that he would be hungry, so I went to the store to buy food in advance, and borrowed a chair full of fairy tales.
The program team only said that they wanted to take pictures, but they didn't say that they had to be taken standing up. The same goes for sitting down.
"Why don't you just move a bed and let me lie down and shoot?" He asked with a smile.
"It's too difficult to take pictures while lying down. You can only take pictures of the bottom of the skirt when you are upright, and it always feels weird to take pictures while standing on the bed." I said, "Besides, taking pictures while lying down is right It is also very unfriendly, standing like saying goodbye to a corpse, sitting like condolences to patients, lying down like a morgue."
"You're quite thoughtful."
He said and handed me a bottle of drink, and asked me to unscrew it for him.
I did as I was told, but I didn't expect to find the winning information on the bottle cap.
"Another bottle? Good luck." He said.
I happened to be a little thirsty too, so I went in to exchange for a bottle of drink when I walked to the store.
Unscrew the cap, and another bottle.
"You are so lucky today! Koi possessed?" He laughed, "I suddenly feel that I must be the champion of the challenge this time."
"It's sure to be fine." I said.
I did not exchange the bottle cap this time, but gave it to Wu Yunfei as a symbol of luck.
"Today's good luck has been handed over to you. With two people's good luck, there must be no problem with this challenge," I said.
Although we knew that this kind of thing was unscientific, both of us seemed to take it seriously at that moment. One solemnly handed over the bottle cap to the other, and the other carefully put it in his pocket.
"Let's take a selfie." Wu Yunfei suddenly said when he was about to reach the entrance of the amusement park, "I took pictures all day today, but I just didn't take pictures with you."
I don't usually like to take selfies, but this guy is so good-looking in women's clothing once in a while. I always feel that if I don't take pictures to commemorate myself, I will regret it for the rest of my life, so I nodded in agreement with his proposal.
The first few photos were normal, but he always disliked my stiff expression. It is obviously a very happy thing to take a selfie, but there is no half-happy expression on my face.
"Come on, give me a smile." He hooked my chin frivolously, and said in a tone of looking for flowers and asking willows, "It's not a good smile, be careful that I won't give you money."
"I can't laugh." I said.
"Tsk, let me give you a smile, learn from it." He said and smiled brightly at me.
I couldn't help laughing when I saw his smile.
"Yes, that's right, that's it! Hold on!" As he said, he quickly took a few group photos.
I have to say that the expression looks much more natural than before.
"It's okay to smile more in the mirror, don't look like a veteran cadre at a young age." He said, "Look, how beautiful you smile."
"Then I'll just show you a smile from now on, okay?" I saw that his clothes were a little thin, so I unbuttoned my coat and hugged him.
"It sounded good, I almost believed it." He said, "I'd rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than a man's mouth."
Saying this... as if he wasn't a man.
"Think about it carefully, how many times have you been deceived by me since you were a child?" He smiled, "But you silly child always has a short memory. Where did you suffer last time, you will still be in that place next time. Suffer."
I'm not stupid, how could I always suffer in the same place
It was just to make him happy, deliberately pretending to be fooled.
If I don't like it, can he lie to me
The sun slanted westward, and soon it was time to part again.
Wu Yunfei won the challenge as I expected, but he didn't look very happy.
"Work is really a troublesome thing, and it's unavoidable to get together less and leave more." He said.
"Keep going, the show will be finished soon." I said, "After you finish recording the show next month, I will apply for annual leave. Let's go out and have a good time."
He responded, looked away unnaturally, and whispered: "Well... can you come over early on Saturday?"
"I'll see you on Friday," I said. "I'll see you right after work!"
"Okay, I'll wait for you." He said.
After I got home, I lay on the bed and looked through Weibo, and found that everyone was discussing the love story between Wu Yunfei and Wen Miao in full swing.
Although the "Right Protector" is trying to control and criticize, it is obvious that her own strength does not have any significant effect.
The brokerage company and program group were happy to see the result, neither affirming nor denying it.
If there is a CP in a program, it will probably help the ratings, right
I can understand what they did, but why didn't Wu Yunfei release a statement
Does he like this bundled hype
I hesitated for a moment, but decided to ask this guy what he thought.
In the process of waiting for the reply, I was fully prepared, no matter what kind of content he replied, I could accept it.
Even if he told me that he likes Wen Miao, I still have the confidence to compete with that little girl!
After a long time, he finally replied to me.
"I haven't logged into that account for a long time... Has the comment section below become so lively?"
"Yeah, hurry up and post a Weibo to clarify." I said, "QAQ, I don't like you making CP with her."
"Well, I'll clarify right away," he said.
After a while, there was a new update on his Weibo.
I clicked on it and took a look, and it really was a clarification in the style of this guy:
"Recently I have been busy drawing pictures and making clothes, I was so tired that I didn't notice that everyone found a 'girlfriend' for me. When I realized it, the 'love story' between us was overwhelming. Yes. To clarify, although Miaomiao is my queen model, we have a good relationship, but it is just a friendship between girlfriends! She! No! Yes! Me! Female! Friend! Friend! In fact, I have already left the single Dog ranks, there are pictures and the truth!"
There are a few pictures below the blog post, which are the group photos we took at the playground today.
In the photo, he has exquisite makeup and a bright smile, but I am a thick mosaic.
What does he mean? !
Am I not worthy to have my own face? !
Sure enough, after a while, the comment area below was full of complaints about the pictures.
"So your boyfriend is Mosaic."
"Is your male ticket so indescribable?"
"Fuck?! What did I see? Women's clothing!!! Have you finally awakened?"
"Is this some kind of hey hey little movie?"
"Why is my whole body painted in a mosaic?" I asked.
"Who made you a public figure, there is no way." He said, "It would be nice to have a vague outline of you, at least you can be seen as a person."
"Isn't it enough to just paint my face?" I tried my best to fight for the opportunity to appear on the scene.
"No, what if someone recognizes you by your clothes?" he said.
There are so many people wearing the same clothes in the world, can you recognize people by their clothes
I scoffed at his statement.
However, it turns out that netizens all have piercing eyes, and even people would recognize me if I blurted out like that.
"I know! I saw this man and his male ticket at the playground today!"
As soon as this remark came out, everyone was in an uproar, and everyone asked what the person covered by the mosaic looked like.
"His male ticket is exactly the same as Big Brother Feng! I almost mistook it at first glance!"
"Could it be the deity?" Someone asked, "I remember that they formed a CP not long ago."
"It should be a high imitation. The boss just issued a statement not long ago, saying that he is about to get married, and anyone who messes with CP will be dealt with seriously. For the sake of safety, let's let this topic sink."
It turns out that most people have a reverse mentality.
The more they are not allowed to mention anything, the more they want to mention it.
In this way, "Fengyun CP" was on the hot search again.