May 20, X
cloudy weather
I always talk about Wu Yunfei's sand sculpture, but I didn't expect to become a sand sculpture myself today.
This morning he asked me where the curling iron was after he finished drying his hair. I was thinking about something else and didn't realize it.
"ah?"
"Where's my curling iron?" he asked again.
Sometimes I wonder why Chinese is so broad and profound
The "curling iron" he said was a noun, but I misheard it at that moment.
Curls... where's the stick
Isn't he curly hair yet? Embarrass me
"Your curly hair...it's great because it has a particularly fashionable atmosphere, and the high-end atmosphere is not sloppy." I said.
He was taken aback when he heard that, and looked at me with a mentally retarded expression on his face.
"Are you stupid?" he said, "Pay attention to my punctuation, it's a curling iron! Great for curly hair!"
"Oh..." I was a little embarrassed, and started to help him find the curling iron.
Speaking of which, I seem to have seen that thing not long ago, but where did I see it
I tried to jog my memory, but the picture in my mind was so blurry that I couldn't see it at all.
It's in a place where it shouldn't be, I was still wondering why the curling iron is in that place...but where is that place
"Why are you in a daze?" he asked, shaking his hand in front of me.
"I seem to have lost my memory." I murmured.
Not just the curling irons, I found a lot of things I couldn't remember where they were, which was never the case before.
Although there are many things in the house, I remember everything clearly, and there will never be a situation where I can't find it.
"Amnesia?" He seemed startled, "What don't you remember?"
"I have to think about it... I'm not sure what I forgot. If I knew it, it wouldn't be called amnesia." I said.
Speaking of this, I paused, and asked casually: "What if the plot in the TV series really happens, and I don't remember you, what should I do?"
"Then get to know each other again." He said, "Even if you lose your memory, with our relationship, it's not easy to completely disappear from each other's lives."
He is right, even if we are not in the current relationship, we will probably see each other often during the holidays, right
"Then I have amnesia now, let me know you again." I said coquettishly.
"I'm leaving soon, and I don't have time to make trouble with you," he said.
I looked at the time, it was only ten o'clock.
The recording didn't start until 2pm! Totally more than enough time.
"Who are you, beauty? I think you look familiar." I took his hand and said, "Did we meet somewhere before?"
He glanced at me, smiled alluringly, and said, "I'm the daddy you'll never have."
Why doesn't this person play his cards according to the routine? !
Hearing what he said, I simply followed my plan and hugged his waist and started acting cute.
"Hey, you don't want me anymore, I'm so sad." I said.
"Let go, Yuan Devourer is watching." He said.
I glanced up, just in line with the eyes of the devouring beast.
The Yuan Devourer gave me a "sorry for disturbing, you continue" expression, then twisted its fat body and went to other rooms.
"It's gone," I said.
"Even cats can't stand it anymore." He said, "You weren't like this before, why do you become more clingy as you get older?"
I used to treat him like an older brother, but as a man, of course I can't stick to him all the time!
Now I treat him as my wife, and it's only natural for me to cling to my wife. Don't pay close attention to yourself, what if someone else takes advantage of me and gives me a cuckold
"You can't like others, or I will be jealous." I said, "It's terrible for me to be jealous."
"I'll return this sentence to you intact." He said, "I don't know who is messing with women all day long, and the number of gossip targets is beyond count..."
"It's definitely not me!" I said, "If you don't believe me, you can search it online."
I said this very confidently. After all, apart from the official "Fengyun CP", all other CP combinations have been publicized by me.
Wu Yunfei was skeptical, and really searched the Internet, and then couldn't help laughing out loud.
"Do you have to be so extreme?" He said, "This is equivalent to opening a restaurant, but only serves one set meal every day, and does not sell a la carte."
"The boss is rich and self-willed." I laughed.
"Tsk, what if other people don't like this set meal?" He asked.
If I don’t like it, I didn’t force them to eat it, just walk slowly and don’t send it away.
Before I knew it, it was noon, and after lunch, I sent Wu Yunfei back to the shooting location.
"I want a farewell kiss." I said.
I thought he would refuse first as usual, and then agree with half-push half-way.
I didn't expect him to be very enthusiastic today, he took the initiative to kiss me as soon as I finished speaking, mouth to mouth.
I was a little dazed for a moment, and by the time I realized it, the kiss was over.
"I accidentally lost my mind just now, can I do it again?" I asked.
"It's a good idea." He said, "This time is this time, and next time is next time. We can't break the rules."
All right…
I licked my lips regretfully and noticed a faint mint smell.
It's a peppermint kiss!
I stopped Wu Yunfei and asked him if he was wearing lipstick.
"Yeah, I always feel a little dry recently." He said, "You don't like the smell of lipstick?"
"I like it!" I said, "I just... recently feel that my lips are a little dry, and I want to buy a lip balm."
Although it sounds a little perverted, I always have the feeling that using the same lipstick with him is equivalent to kissing in the air.
"I happen to have two packs of these, and there is one unopened, here it is for you." He said and threw me a lip balm.
I opened it and smelled it, and it did have the same smell as the one he used.
"You are really easy to be satisfied, you are so happy to receive and spend lipstick as a gift." He laughed, "If it is a girl, it is estimated that you will have to give a full set of YSL to get the same effect."
It seems that he still doesn't understand, the point is not what to give, but who is giving it.
I have also received many big-name gifts, but this is the first time I am so happy.
I watched his back gradually fade away until he disappeared around the corner before driving back to the city.
I think there is still some time, so I decided to go to the company to take a look.
I didn't go there for a whole week, and I don't know if everyone has worked hard.
"If you don't come back, someone will resign due to the pressure." The assistant laughed.
I am used to assigning the work content in advance, and then setting a deadline for them, as long as the work content is completed before the time node. But after my father took over, he assigned them the work content every morning and then checked and accepted it on the same day. Many people expressed that they were very uncomfortable with this.
"They are looking forward to your return soon," the assistant said.
I asked him if there was anything wrong with the project, and he said that there was not yet, but the quality of the completion was unsatisfactory. If this continues, it will be a matter of time before something goes wrong.
"The chairman seems to be aware of this problem, and he comes to ask me every day when you will come back to work." He said helplessly, "I finally feel your popularity intuitively."
Is this popular? This is clearly looking forward to my early return to work!
QAQ I'm such a hard-working social animal...
Sure enough, as soon as my father got the news that I was coming to the company, he immediately asked me to talk to him.
what can I do? I can only bite the bullet and find him.
But when he got to the office, he left me alone and kept doing his own thing.
"Sometimes I envy you, Uncle Wu." He said suddenly, "They are also sons. His son can beat him whenever he wants, and he can even say harsh words to get him out of the house."
I didn't know how to go on, so I had to say "oh".
He glanced at me, and then said: "It's good for me. Giving birth to a son is like giving birth to an ancestor. I let you go back and stay for a few days. A bunch of people started to miss you, and asked me about you in different ways every day. When are you coming back."
"Maybe it's a sudden change of working mode, they are not used to it." I said.
It would be a lie to say that I am not moved, but in comparison, I still hope to have a few more days off.
"You've been resting for a week, and you haven't had enough rest? If this was in another company, you could already pack up and leave," he said.
In other words, he didn't pay me a salary during my rest period!
Going to the doctor is still paid for by myself...
"How about keeping the bill? I'll reimburse you for the medical expenses." He said, "I've made a lot of money. Who is it saving for?"
I knew in my heart that he was just complaining casually, but I still couldn't help but continued: "I saved it for my wife."
Father paused, and said: "You really must be with Wu Yunfei? He is your brother!"
"It's not my brother." I murmured, "And what makes you say something so awkward?"
"You know it's awkward! What do two big men look like together? They can't have children."
Are the two together just to have a baby
China's population is already 1.4 billion, and there is no shortage of one or two of us!
Seeing my persistence, my father sighed and said: "But then again, if it's that kid Wu Yunfei, you have to save some money...or you won't be able to support him!"
"Actually, he doesn't spend that much." I argued, "He's still pretty good at housekeeping."
My father had a melancholy expression on his face, and I saw the big words "I don't want to stay when my son is too old" in his eyes.
"I was always worried that the pigs I raised were stupid. I ate a rotten cabbage and ruined my stomach... I didn't expect our pigs to go the wrong way and beat the pigs next door." He said, "What should I do? What about telling the neighbor next door?"
What's wrong with this, didn't you say it clearly last time
"The neighbor next door wants to take our pig into their pen, but our pig has managed to grow to such a large size, and it is still a famous pig..."
"Dad, let's say what we have to say. Don't keep using pigs as metaphors, okay?" I said.
I understood it. During this period of time, my father did not stop, and had many talks with Uncle Wu.
Uncle Wu said that he can support our relationship, but the premise is that I want to marry into their family.
"You said that their family raises pigs like that, it must be because our family's environment is more suitable for the growth of pigs!" He said angrily, "There is only one pig in their family, isn't there only one pig in our family? Give them What if it gets spoiled?"
"Actually, we can move out and set up our own business," I said.
Although I don't have a lot of money, I have a few million renminbi. It's no problem to support a small business.
Wu Yunfei likes design, so you can open a design studio for him, and don't count on him to make money, just create new ones according to your mood.
"You want to stand on your own when your wings grow hard?" My father snorted coldly, "It's you who have no sons, not me. Anyway, when the time comes, I will hand over the group to you. If there is no successor to see how I will deal with you !"
I pursed my lips, unable to express what was in my heart.
Whether it's my dad or Wu Yunfei's dad, they seem to disagree with this matter on the surface, but they really care more about our own ideas than secular prejudices.
If there is really no room for negotiation, why would they secretly discuss the ownership of the "pig" behind their backs
They are so nice, but it makes me feel even more unfilial.
"If you really want to be together, treat them well, and don't make fools of them all day long." My father said, "Homosexuality is not the same as ordinary couples. How many people are waiting to see the jokes."
"Um."
I suddenly felt a coolness on my face, and when I reached out to touch it, I found that I had shed tears at some point.
"I didn't know you made some small moves on the Internet recently. You are a professional in this kind of thing, so I won't say much... If you need help, you can just say it. We are not outsiders." He said, "If you don't say anything, if I act rashly, you will blame me for not helping."
I remembered the oolong about Wen Miao last time, and I couldn't help laughing.
But then again, I really need his help.
I told my father about the grievances between Zhang Yan's gangsters and Wu Yunfei, and he expressed his shock.
"Is there such a thing?" he said.
"That's not all." I said.
Immediately afterwards, I told the other party about the slander of Wu Yunfei by these people on major media websites.
"I helped Wu Yunfei stand out, and they scolded me along with me. The scolding was really ugly." I said.
Father's face was frighteningly gloomy, and it looked like he was about to get serious.
"It's what citizens should do to assist the government in eradicating crime. How can we bow our heads to the evil forces and ignore them?" he said.
I told my lord father that those guys are very careful and can guarantee that the crimes they commit will only be locked up for a few days every time.
"Then let them do a big case, just enough for them to leave a brilliant mark in their criminal career." Father said.
Sometimes I have to feel the magic of genes, what my father said is exactly the same as what I thought yesterday.
I excitedly wanted to share my experience with my father, but he told me not to worry about it anymore.
"There are still many things for you to do. It is better to leave it to professionals to deal with crime and evil." He said, "Of course, you and Yunfei can go to the police station to record a statement or something if you have time. It is said that there will be Incentive money."
"How much?" I was a little curious.
"I don't know, probably enough for a meal." He said.
The author has something to say: Father Feng: Old Wu still wants to fight with me? I bought the pigs, and they will definitely come home with me obediently!
Uncle Wu: You are cheating! Sure enough, there is no profiteering...
Fengfeng & Feifei: Actually, we plan to bring the cat alone */ω＼*