May 21, X
sunny
When I was browsing Moments today, I found that Wu Yunfei had posted a post, which was a routine that was very popular some time ago. At first glance, the words are only half-spoken, but you can see the complete information after clicking "Full Text".
The first half of what he said is "other people's cuties are sweet and warm, but mine"
Is his cutie me
I clicked on "Full Text" with excitement, slid across the long blank space, and finally saw a sentence:
"Hahahahahahaha, the little idiot must have thought I was going to praise him, and then stupidly opened the full text."
Am I being teased from afar
But having said that, he is usually the most popular among his relatives and friends, and he gets a lot of likes for whatever he posts, but today he doesn't have a single like.
I feel a little weird, but I still like it.
"Hahahahaha, the guy who liked it, did you click it?" he said.
"Click on... By the way, aren't you afraid of being beaten when you play like this?" I asked.
Fortunately, I was the one who opened it. If it was his father, he would definitely say that he is out of shape again.
"~￣▽￣~Are you going to hit me? Unfortunately, we are separated by hundreds of thousands of miles, and you can't hit me if you want to!" He said.
He seemed to be in a good mood, did something good happen to him
"There is another village in the shadow of the willow, the theme of the last time almost killed me, but this time I got the favor of the heavens." He said.
I began to wonder what the theme of this time was, but he refused to disclose at all, and told me mysteriously that we would see the outcome on Saturday.
"By the way, are you happy to get my first like for the first time?" He asked.
It's fun to be happy, but I can't figure out what's going on.
Did he set a function that other people can't like it except me? Does WeChat have such a magical function
"Because only you can see this circle of friends!" He said, "It was specially sent for you to read alone, are you moved?"
So his cutie is really me!
My heart was so sweet, it felt like I had soaked my heart in a honeypot.
"Do you have time? I have something to tell you." He said.
As long as he is looking for me, I have time anytime.
In this way, after a while, he dialed my phone.
What he wanted to say was about Zhang Yan.
It turned out that the police had been eyeing their group for a long time, but they didn't do anything because no one reported the crime.
After I told my father about the incident yesterday, the legal team immediately began to work overtime to sort out the crimes related to Zhang Yan and his gang, and handed them over to the public security department.
Although the case has not been formally opened for investigation, Zhang Yan and the others have heard the movement and called Wu Yunfei for help.
"Why are they looking for you?"
Wu Yunfei is not a policeman, is it useful for them to find him
"Isn't there a rumor on the Internet that we have an extraordinary relationship recently? He wants me to help him intercede." He laughed.
"Do you want to plead?" I asked.
"Don't worry about them! This kind of moth in society should go to jail and reflect on it long ago." He said, "It is said that the police found that they were related to drug gangs. I don't know if it is true or not."
Generally speaking, this kind of underground gang is always more or less linked to some illegal and criminal activities. If they are not found out, they will be fine. If they are found out, a series of things will definitely be involved.
I told him to pay attention to safety and not to take care of those people's affairs, even if the sky fell, it would not be his turn to stand up for it.
"I never thought that guy would come to beg me one day." He smiled, "You don't know how arrogant he was back then."
"How arrogant?" I really want to know.
"Damn it, when is it your turn to ask me something!" His tone suddenly became furious, so frightened that my hands trembled and I almost dropped my phone on the ground.
"Surprised, right? It's probably just that arrogant." He said.
"Can you bear this tone?"
"Of course I couldn't bear it, so I beat myself up with my fists." He said, "Who says gays are sissies? I can kick them three meters away!"
"How can you fight so well and still get hurt all the time?" I asked.
"Two fists can't beat four hands, they can't hold back their numbers..." Wu Yunfei said, "At that time, I often had the urge to chop them off with the knife, and it's done."
Hearing this, my heart suddenly lifted.
In my heart, this guy has always been a happy sand sculpture, and I can't imagine that he would have such an idea.
"I'm really sorry..."
I really don't know what to say other than to apologize.
Back then he had endured so much alone, but as his child, I didn't know anything.
"It's over, and it's not like you weren't helpful at the time."
After a pause, he continued: "Do you know? At that time, my happiest time was talking to you through the window in the afternoon... I handed you the gadgets I bought outside, and then you hid me in your house Hand out your clean clothes."
"What's so happy about this?" I felt a little funny.
"No matter what happens outside, there is a little cutie who will always be waiting for me at the window." He said, "At that time, you were super cute, and you would also fold me those paper stars with words written inside, so many People thought I had a girlfriend…”
I don't remember what I thought at that time, it seems that stacking paper stars was super popular for a while.
I heard those girls say that if you write your wish on a note and fold it into a star and give it to someone you like, your wish will come true.
It's not that I had any different feelings towards Wu Yunfei at that time, it's just that giving this kind of thing to others will inevitably cause misunderstanding, so I simply gave it to him... I didn't expect this guy to remember that until now.
"Do you remember what the wish was written in the star?" he asked.
Of course I do, but it's embarrassing to think about it now.
Why did I write that in the first place
"You stacked a total of 1,314 paper stars for me, half of which said 'Longevity' and half of which said 'Health and Happiness'." He laughed, "How afraid are you of my young age? Die early!"
"You actually took it all apart?" I was a little surprised.
Stacking stars is easy, but taking them apart is a hassle.
"Yeah, I've opened each of them, and then folded them again." He said, "At the beginning, I was excited about opening easter eggs every day, but after a long time, I found that what you write every day is very interesting. Much the same."
"You didn't tell me that you would take it apart! If you did, I would write you something else." I said.
"Write what?" he asked.
"Confession in a different way every day, three hundred and sixty-five days without repetition." I laughed, "If you don't believe me, we can restore this tradition. If there is a day in a year when I write the same as before Same, I'll let you handle it."
"That's what you said." He laughed, "If you can't write it when the time comes, don't blame me for being unselfish."
"That's the deal." I glanced at the Yuan Devourer who was licking its paws, and added, "The Yuan Devourer can testify."
The little guy raised his head and moved his ears when he heard my name.
"Meow~"
"Listen, it's saying 'yes'." I said.
"You and that silly cat had a lot of fun all day long, and I was worried that there would be no place for me when I got home." He said sourly.
"How could it be? Yuan Devourer is my baby, but you are my irreplaceable baby." I said.
May 22, X
cloudy weather
Although I have always claimed to be an otaku, I can't understand almost half of the things that the rot circles often say.
In order to eliminate the language barrier and better learn gay love skills, I decided to read the Danmei Wen and Danmei Fan recommended by the netizen ladies.
But having said that, I used to think that Tanmei was a niche subject, but after going to the website recommended by the young lady, I felt like I opened the door to a new world.
It turns out that so many tricks can be played between men? !
I swallowed, and clicked on a title that looked interesting.
Fortunately, the imaginary scene of pornography did not appear. I read the whole novel, and the most intimate act between the two protagonists was nothing more than a kiss.
I subconsciously touched my lips.
Just now I put on the same lipstick as Wu Yunfei, and it feels cool and refreshing, just like his kiss.
I've done the kissing step, now what to do
I flipped through the list again, and clicked on an article with the word "birth" in the title.
Although I don't quite understand how two men are going to have a baby, but since they have already had a baby, the scale should be slightly larger than the previous one, right
As a person who has watched GV, I think I can accept no matter what kind of text description, at worst, I just lie on the bed and masturbate.
However, I clicked in with the mood of watching a pornographic film, and what caught my eyes was a full plot.
The most important sex session ended before it even started, and then the whole article talked about how difficult it was for the pregnant side, and then the scumbag man regretted his regret and reunited.
The story is indeed very interesting, but is it not surprising that a man is pregnant and the people around him are not at all strange
I thought I read it wrong, and asked in the comment area "Can men also have children?"
The author replied to me, saying that the setting is that men can have children, and if they can't accept it, walk slowly and don't send them off.
Hmm... It's not unacceptable, but where is Pa Pa Pa Pa
Don't men have to have sex when they have children
Having said that, men don't have a birth canal, so where does the child come from
Pull it out like going to the toilet? Or do men give birth by Caesarean section
I sighed and changed another one.
This time I decided not to entangle with sex, just to learn love experience.
But halfway through I gave up...
The love in the novel is too ups and downs, I can't bear Wu Yunfei to be wronged like that.
In order to change my mood, I turned my attention to anime.
Maybe because of the substantive picture this time, I felt the subtle feeling of two men falling in love more intuitively, and I had to stop and take it easy after watching it for a while.
That feeling is like a little bug crawling in my heart, itchy, numb, but a little awkward.
Awkward but not offensive.
I took a deep breath and continued to look down.
Unexpectedly, this innocent-looking anime has a lot of side-scrolling plots, which makes people's blood spurt, but every time it reaches a critical place, a holy light will appear, covering the screen tightly In fact, he can only rely on the sound of panting to make up for what happened behind Shengguang.
Having said that, wouldn't it be embarrassing when the CV matches this kind of plot
He is obviously a man, but panting like a girl... Could this be the legendary panting
I tried to catch my breath, but it didn't work at all, it was stiff and embarrassing.
Maybe Wu Yunfei can do it
I imagined his panting voice, and felt my cheeks were burning.
What a pervert I am!
Having said that, after reading novels and anime, I became familiar with some commonly used vocabulary in the rotten circle, and then I read those fanhumanities on Weibo, and I have a different feeling.
So in their eyes, am I an iceberg-bellied villain
Although I don't admit it, it seems that many people agree with the appearance of this character...
Wu Yunfei is a female dresser
In fact, he only came here once in women's clothing, not often.
lure
This seems to be true, but he is not as relaxed as everyone imagined, and he often feels shy after flirting.
Wait, why is there someone I am subject to? !
What the hell is a strong, straight-boned man! What is really fragrant
The assistant actually gave this person a thumbs up! What does he mean
The author has something to say: Tomorrow I will give you Riwan (Flag)
Today... Baohe is in a low mood, and even a little less QAQ. I hope readers and masters will forgive me