January 13, X
cloudy weather
Today the guy ordered takeout from the Golden Arches.
I especially don't understand why he is so obsessed with this junk food and always order Happy Meal.
Yes, give me some...
He said that when I was young, I especially liked to eat the Happy Meal of the Golden Arches. Every time he took me to sneak out to play, I must eat this, otherwise I would look like I was going to cry with tears.
But at that time, golden arches were not everywhere as they are now, so he specially bought the best bicycle at that time with his pocket money, first took me to Wangfujing to eat golden arches, and then took me away without anyone noticing. send home.
Speaking of this, he also sighed, saying that we both wanted to see the famous "haunted house" every time, but because of time problems, we didn't make it once.
After finally having time, the "haunted house" is gone.
I raised my eyebrows and smiled without saying a word.
In my impression, we didn't go to the "Haunted House" because this guy was timid, he didn't dare to approach the door every time, and then hurriedly dragged me away with the excuse of "it's not good to go back too late".
But... It's better to save him some face and not expose it.
I thought this was the end of the topic of reminiscing about my childhood, but he suddenly sighed while eating, saying that the golden arches are not as delicious as before.
I asked him, since he knew that the golden arches were not as delicious as before, why did he still have to buy them.
He was stunned for a while, and said it was because I like to eat.
This... I can't answer...
Maybe I really liked eating golden arches when I was a child, but after being fed by him for twenty years, I probably get tired of the things I like to eat, right? And this guy always orders me the same combo every time—Happy Meal.
With the help of this guy, I have almost saved up all the toys that the Golden Arches have released in the past 20 years. My mother even thought that I had a hobby of collecting this thing and criticized my taste bitterly.
When I told him about it, I wanted him to stop buying me Happy Meals. Unexpectedly, this guy actually misunderstood what I meant, and spent a lot of effort to get all the toys that I didn't collect back then, and came here excitedly to offer treasures.
what can I do? Although this gift is a bit sandy, it is still his heart!
No way, I had no choice but to accept his gift with a forced smile in front of everyone, and expressed that I liked it very much.
I thought it was a private matter, but someone at the scene recorded this scene with a mobile phone and posted it on Weibo.
I don't usually use Weibo very much, so when I realized all this, it was too late. My name is on the trending list along with Golden Arches toys and it keeps going up.
Just when I was hesitating whether to ask the PR team to deal with this matter, this sand sculpture posted a comment, which instantly made my love of collecting Golden Arch toys a stone hammer.
He just said a word: "It's time to expose Big Brother Feng's personal collection."
Then, he added a picture below the sentence.
I clicked on it and found that this picture was a "group photo" he took not long ago, saying it was to check how many children's meals he bought for me.
Thinking about it now, I was so naive back then that I actually let him take such a shameful picture.
Sure enough, this picture once again pushed the discussion to a climax. Everyone's discussion became more and more intense, and someone even drew a fan picture for me.
In the end, this topic became the top trending search of the day.
And because of this, I won a magical title-Golden Arches Toy Harvester.