May 23, X
sunny
Some people look like a straight man of steel on the surface, but in private they are secretly poking at their bosses? !
For the whole day, no matter how I looked at it, I felt that the assistant was not pleasing to the eye.
This kind of dissatisfaction is transferred to work. Even when I see those small mistakes that I usually turn a blind eye to, I will point them out with a blank face, and then ask him to go back and do it again.
Once or twice is okay, but I feel a little bit unbearable if the number of times is too many.
Some things are clearly not his fault, it seems a bit too much for me to accuse him like this...
But to my surprise, instead of being impatient, the assistant enjoyed it, and always came up with some new ideas after taking it back to modify the bug.
"Aren't you tired?" I couldn't help asking.
Not to mention him who runs back and forth, I'm tired of watching him sitting here.
"Everyone's work enthusiasm is very high today." He said, "Don't worry, boss, we will work hard to catch up with the progress, and we will never let you work overtime on weekends!"
Although I am very grateful for everyone's kindness, it feels like my little secret has been exposed to the public's view all of a sudden, and I always feel a little embarrassed.
When I was taking a break in the afternoon, I said I would go for tea and have a cup of coffee. When I walked to the door, I suddenly heard the voice of a girl talking inside.
I was about to leave, but then I heard them mention Super Designer.
Do they also watch this show
I was a little curious about their thoughts, so I stood at the door with a cup and eavesdropped.
"Did you watch yesterday's show? Fengyun CP is really super sweet!"
"How can you discuss this kind of topic in the company's tea room? If you want to discuss it, bring me with you~"
"I always thought the big guy was the gong, but after watching the show, I suddenly felt that the big guy was the little tit."
"Forget it, how could it be a milk shou? The boss is a straight man with strong bones."
"After the real fragrance, it is definitely a milk shou, touching the face to kill is simply too loving!"
"And the little step when I ran over, I watched it back and forth many times! How can the boss be so cute?"
Where do I have small steps? !
But having said that, I finally understand why there are so many comments on the Internet saying that I have suffered!
It turned out that the devil's editor of the program group was playing tricks again!
I knocked on the door of the tea room, and there was no sound inside.
"If you need to work, go to work quickly. The tea room is not a place for you to chat." I said.
The girls in the tea room filed out with their heads down, but I don’t know if it’s my illusion, but I always feel that they are having fun secretly.
I shook my head, took a cup of coffee and went back to the office.
"Did you watch "Super Designer" yesterday?" I asked casually.
The assistant's expression froze for a moment, but soon returned to normal.
"Look." He said, "It's pretty good...better than expected."
"What do you think after reading it?" I asked.
The assistant pursed her lips and asked, "Do you need public relations?"
Maybe he misunderstood that I was dissatisfied with the behavior of the program team Lalang Duo
Actually, I don't have any complaints about these CP-oriented cookies, but it's their fault for cutting me into a shou...
"It's okay, just express your opinion casually." I said, "I heard someone discussing it in the tea room just now, and it seems that the heat seems to be very high."
"The popularity is really high." The assistant said, "After all, some time ago, it was hotly searched for three days, and this show was edited to be CP-oriented. Many people will click on it out of curiosity even if they haven't watched the previous show. .”
"Like you?" I said.
The assistant smiled and seemed to agree by default.
"The program is really good and well-produced," he said.
"Then do you think I am attacking or receiving?" I asked.
The assistant's expression was a little awkward, probably he didn't expect me to ask him such a sharp question.
"This kind of thing... everyone's opinion is different, the key depends on what you think." He said.
So he really thinks I'm a victim in his heart? !
After returning home, in order to prevent myself from being affected by the barrage, I turned off the barrage and watched the latest episode carefully from beginning to end.
To be honest, although I didn't feel anything wrong when I did those actions at the beginning, it is completely different when viewed through the lens.
The small steps they talk about are actually just too many and too complicated lines on the ground. I was afraid that I would accidentally step on it and affect the texture of the picture, so I walked so coquettishly.
And what about bowing your head and being shy... I obviously forgot the name of the next contestant, so I looked down at the script!
The affectionate style of touching their faces to kill their brains does not exist, that guy just dislikes me for fooling things, and would rather wear a mask than take medicine.
What he muttered was not love words at all!
There are still people on the Internet who say to Humanities, "Only I can see your appearance", isn't this nonsense
Who in the world doesn't know what I look like
But having said that, I just found out that wearing a mask by myself can give them so much room for imagination.
Although the program team has already said that I wear a mask to conform to the theme of the current issue, many people still say that things are not that simple.
Some brainstormers actually said that it was because I was going to show my original shape, so I had to cover it with a mask.
Didn't he know that after the founding of the country, he couldn't become a master? And if I were a monster, wouldn't my father be a monster too
As an unswerving "Fengyun" party, I joined the battle and posted an extremely long Weibo to prove that "Fengyun" is irreversible.
The "little sister with random codes" who always chatted with me before liked it, and I suddenly realized that I hadn't spoken to the other party for a long time.
I don't know how far she and the bamboo horse have developed.
I clicked on her Weibo and found that she would update some routines every day, and she seemed to be having a good time.
Flipping through, I was suddenly attracted by a picture.
Why does this cat look so much like my Yuan Devourer
"Essential Devouring Beast!" I called out to it.
The Yuan Devouring Beast walked over slowly, and seemed to have just woken up.
I looked at the Devouring Beast, and then at the cat in the phone, it was really super similar, even the position of the pattern was exactly the same.
But the cat in the picture seems to be cuter than our Yuan Devourer.
The caption for that picture is "Meet our eldest son by chance, I don't know if the little idiot has noticed that his cat is missing..."
It turns out that her cat is also a tomcat
Is there such a coincidence in the world
I checked the time...May 2nd.
If I remember correctly, it seems that the Yuan Devourer was lost once that day.
My heart was pounding, and it felt as if some secret was at hand.
I settled down and continued to look for clues in other pictures.
This garbled lady who is suspected to be Wu Yunfei doesn't post many photos, most of them are all kinds of emoticons, and occasionally post some unrecognizable landscape photos.
Such as the sky, trees, small wild flowers on the side of the road...
Although I didn't get any substantive information, the more I watched, the more I felt that Miss Garbled Code looked like Wu Yunfei's trumpet.
In order not to appear abrupt, I asked the other party if he also followed the program "Super Designer".
"I haven't watched it yet. I've been busy recently. I plan to watch it after it's over," she said.
It’s not about chasing dramas, is there such a thing as fattening when watching variety shows
"That's it... I saw you liked me, and thought you were following that show too." I said.
"Hmm... I just think you've put in a lot of effort to analyze it. It seems a little disapproving if I don't like it." She said.
This tone is really familiar...
I decided to test the other party again, so I said, "Then why don't you like it from another account?"
"Didn't you use the official account to post it? And it's quite interesting to do so now." He said.
I guessed right! This guy is indeed Wu Yunfei!
I feel so embarrassed when I think that I once asked him for advice on how to flirt.
Maybe my embarrassing appearance looks like a fool in his eyes? After all, he taught me most of the routines...
"Why don't you talk anymore?" He asked, "Actually, some jokes on the Internet are quite cute, for example, the little vinegar is a true portrayal of you."
Which section is the small vinegar essence? Why did not I see
"In the previous episodes, there was a scene where I did the final finishing work for Wen Miao before going on stage, and then the camera captured your 'death stare', and someone made it into an emoticon pack." He sent it to I have an emoji.
The picture is a bit blurry, but the words are very clear.
"I just watched you show your affection quietly"
"Let go! That's my wife!"
"Jealous.jpg"
"I feel a little green on my head"
"The boss is not happy"
At first, I didn't think there was anything wrong with my expression, but after adding the text, the feeling of the whole picture changed suddenly.
"In a few days, you will probably become a new force in the emoji world. Half of the pictures on my phone are your emojis," he said.
Do I have so many pictures that can be made into emoticons
As it turns out, there really are…
The "little broken step" that everyone talked about was made into a moving picture, and a line of words was added below it: "Look for a wife."
That's not to mention, those people will always be able to find the subtle differences in my cookie-cutter expressions, and then make them into different styles of memes.
It’s really hard for them →_→
"Your image as a high-cold boss will soon be lost, do you have anything to say?" He asked.
I feel like... I have nothing to say...
May 24, X
cloudy weather
After one night, my trumpet has increased by nearly 100,000 fans, and now this number is still rising at an extremely fast speed, but I am not happy at all.
I made a fatal mistake last night TAT
I accidentally slipped my hand and posted my diary on Weibo!
Although I rushed to Weibo to delete the content of the diary after I realized it, there were still people who quickly took screenshots.
It's good now, the private messages are full of people asking me for the content of the diary, and there are marketing accounts who want to buy it at a high price.
I told them that it was just my idle fan creation, but they insisted that it was my diary.
How are these guys so sharp
At the same time, I am also reflecting on why I want to use the electronic account conveniently.
Obviously at the beginning I also kept a diary in a small notebook...
I told Wu Yunfei what happened to me, but I didn't expect this guy to gloat instead of showing sympathy.
"By the way, why do you have the habit of keeping a diary? Isn't it only girls who keep diaries?" He said, "My God, I suddenly doubt your gender... You can't actually be a girl, right?"
This guy hasn't seen me without clothes before, doesn't he know if I'm a girl or not
And I keep a diary because I am too boring in the final analysis. There are too many things I want to say every day but I don’t know who to talk to, so I can only write down what I want to complain about for comfort.
He scoffed at my statement.
"I didn't see you chatting with me very enthusiastically when I was next to you." He said.
It's one thing to want to say it, another thing to say it.
For example, I often complain about his sand sculptures in my diary, but I never say similar things in real life.
Anyway, he is also my childhood friend, so I still have to give him the face that should be given.
"What now?" I asked.
More and more people asked me about the diary, and I was so scared that I uninstalled Weibo directly.
"Congratulations, the number of fans has exceeded 30W." He said, "You can start accepting advertisements with this number of fans."
It has already broken through 30W... Everyone is doing this for the sake of gossip
"Actually, I think you can just make up something to send them off." He said, "For example, if they want to steal business secrets from your diary, you just make up some trivial things every day... anyway, it's all written by you, really It’s up to them to judge for themselves.”
I never write such things as business secrets in my diary, but even if the diary is full of trivial matters, I also don't want to make them public.
After a whole day like this, when I was about to get off work in the evening, my assistant told me that "Feng Daxie's Diary" became the number one hot search list, and many people asked what the contents of the diary were under the official blog.
"Give me your account number, and I will handle this matter myself," I said.
This is against the rules, but out of trust in me, the operation team still handed over the account.
It was clearly my account, but I was a little nervous the moment I logged in.
Starting today, this account may have to change its style of painting...
I logged in to my official account with a tablet, and then logged in to the trumpet with my phone.
Obviously the former has more fans, but the number of private messages of the latter is several times that of the former.
Rather than asking for proof in person, everyone still prefers to eat melons secretly!
I opened several private messages, most of which asked me about the contents of the diary, and a small part asked how I got the diary.
I sent a Weibo and replied to them in unison:
"Dear friends, the diary of the bosses only records some daily life and does not involve any commercial secrets. Please rest assured */ω＼* As for the specific content and the form of exposure, we will see on Monday."
As soon as this remark came out, everyone was in an uproar.
A lot of people accused me of being grandstanding, and some people threatened to report me.
Fortunately I was prepared.
I used the official blog to repost the message from the trumpet, and attached a sentence: "Shhh, everyone, stay safe and see you on Monday."
Seeing that "I" had spoken, everyone gradually calmed down.
"Maybe some account of the boss has been stolen, and then negotiate with the other party."
This is a commonly accepted statement so far.
Everyone pretended to be righteous, and spurned my trumpet's behavior of using other people's privacy to grandstand, as if they were not the ones who asked me about the contents of the diary in the private message before.
Originally, this matter had come to an end for the time being, but Wu Yunfei also retweeted this news in a tuba.
"See you on Monday~" he said.
Since I have clarified that this matter does not involve commercial secrets, many people speculate that the content of the diary is related to the relationship line.
Some people rumored that my relationship with Wu Yunfei had changed, and some people said that Wu Yunfei was a third party who took the position that should belong to Wen Miao.
What does this have to do with Wen Miao? !
But before I could speak, someone beat me back.
That person was none other than Wen Miao.
"What does this have to do with Wen Miao? He and Wu Yunfei had already known each other before the boss had an affair with Wen Miao!" she said.
In this way, the climax of the discussion once again set off on the Internet. The focus of this discussion is the timeline.
They were very curious about when Wu Yunfei and I met.
At the beginning, most people thought that we met through the program, and many fan creations were also based on this background, but according to what Wen Miao broke out, the time when I met Wu Yunfei suddenly moved forward by several months.
Someone found the video of my interview at the airport in March and pointed out that the clothes I was wearing at that time were designed by Wu Yunfei, because the latter had posted a sketch of the clothes on Weibo earlier.
Soon, someone corroborated that statement. She said that Wu Yunfei usually designed more women's clothing, but the clothes were obviously men's clothing. At the beginning, some fans asked him why he suddenly changed his style. However, the other party did not answer, but directly deleted the Weibo.
I am very relieved to see this comment.
Finally someone realized that my clothes are different!
Although some people think that I just bought the dress he designed, they have to admit that Wu Yunfei and I had an intersection in March.
"Actually, the time when the boss and Wu Yunfei knew each other can be traced back a little bit..." At this moment, another netizen provided a new clue.
She said that his boyfriend was a staff member of the Feng Group, and the boss brought a man into the office on the day he was on duty. At first he thought it was a client and didn't pay much attention to it, but when he was watching "Super Designer" some time ago, he suddenly found that the contestant named Wu Yunfei in it was very similar to the man brought into the office by the boss.
That's true, but why does it sound so awkward
Sure enough, someone in the comment section quickly questioned Wu Yunfei's identity, saying that he was my baby boy.
"If you just look at the face, our big brother is not bad! Why is the other party a little boy who is kept?" Some netizens retorted.
On the surface she seems to be speaking for us, but on closer inspection she seems to be hurting us all at the same time.
"The boss will be taken care of by others? Think about the logic in this statement yourself."
"I've seen big guys acting like a baby to each other at the entrance of the company! The support is not necessarily about money, it may also be about spirit!"
This... I can't even refute.
But when did I act like a baby with Wu Yunfei at the gate of the company? I have no impression at all!
"As an aside, the boss once brought a cat to the filming location, and that cat was exactly the same as Wu Yunfei's cat."
"Don't all purebred cats look similar? The inheritance of appearance is also a very important part of breeding."
"Wait, I don't know much about the situation, but I've been watching "Super Designer" since the first episode... Isn't Wu Yunfei's cat a Chinese pastoral cat?"
Since the Chinese pastoral cat is free, it is not easy to find two cats that are exactly the same.
"Maybe the boss was afraid that Wu Yunfei would miss the cat, so he brought the cat here to show him?"
"Being able to entrust the cat to the other party is already an extraordinary relationship!"
"Uh... am I the only one who suspects that the two of them are in a cohabitation relationship?"
When I saw this comment, I subconsciously shivered.
I clicked on it and looked at it. This is a very small account, and it feels like someone's trumpet.
But no one believed what she said.
"It's possible to be together, but living together is a bit too ridiculous."
"That's right, Master Feng will not agree to this marriage."
"Feng Dashen: I don't recognize this daughter-in-law."
Feng Dashen should refer to my father, right
Sorry to disappoint them, my father really agreed to this marriage... although I paid a terrible price for it.
"If the boss admits that he and Wu Yunfei are together, what do you want to say to him?" I sent a message on my trumpet.
"Let me recognize this face-based world."
"Although I'm not reconciled, but I can't hook up with either of these two, so let them be together."
"I'm broken in love, and my husband and my boyfriend are actually together behind my back."
"Blessings... I always feel that this relationship seems to be a hype, but if it is true, I should bless it."
There are various answers, but apart from those crazy CP fans, there are not many people who are really willing to offer blessings for this relationship.
Most people think that this CP appeared inexplicably, and it’s okay to have nothing to do, but if you tell them that all this is true, it always feels a bit too hasty.
To put it bluntly, everything is because there is no previous context...
It seems that it is time for the public to smooth out the relationship between Wu Yunfei and me.
May 25, X
sunny
I finally know why Wu Yunfei said that the theme of this issue is a gift from God!
As soon as I walked into the recording hall, I felt as if I had entered someone's wedding scene by mistake. The beautiful columns and arches, the dreamlike veil, and the white feathers falling slowly... This is simply a dream wedding.
In fact, the theme this time is "dream wedding".
The reason why Wu Yunfei is good at it is because the first outfit he designed in his life was the wedding dress, and every time he had no inspiration after that, the wedding dress he used to practice his pen was also the wedding dress.
I used to think that the reason why he liked painting wedding scenes so much was because he was in a hurry to get married.
Thinking about it now, maybe it was because he realized that he would never enter the palace of marriage in his life, so he was so obsessed with designing wedding dresses
Time is still abundant, so I pretended to be a staff member and sneaked into the backstage.
The backstage was empty, far less crowded than when I first came, and everyone was busy making final preparations.
Today is the semi-finals, the program group will eliminate two contestants in one go, and the next competition will directly compete for the championship, second and third places.
I suddenly felt a little nervous.
According to the original plan, I will make a final confession after the game, and he will accept or refuse to make the final decision.
I feel that he should have a little bit of meaning for me now, but because we get together less and leave more, I can't be sure what he thinks.
If he rejected me, wouldn't it be a waste of effort during this time
Can the two of us really go back to the way we were before
I don't know what he will think, but I should feel awkward for a long time.
"Hey, isn't this our boss?" Wu Yunfei saw me and greeted me with a smile, "Why do you have time to go to the backstage for a private visit?"
Hearing what he said, everyone subconsciously looked this way and covered their mouths and laughed.
"I'm just here to take a look." I said, "Let's go first if there's nothing to do."
He smiled, and suddenly came up to me, and said in my ear: "The camera is facing here, don't you want to take this opportunity to show your affection?"
Show, show love? !
I looked up, and sure enough, I saw the camera hidden behind the curtain.
In public, Xiuen likes to be ashamed!
But this seems to be a good opportunity to prove to the public that I am the gong...
Thinking of this, I turned my body sideways, and with the help of the wall, I completed the legendary wall-dong.
Wu Yunfei's face turned red, he bit his lower lip, his shoulders trembled slightly, I don't know if he was shy or holding back a smile.
"Don't laugh!" I whispered, "Bidong is like this."
"Bidong always wants to say something, right? You can only call it a concave shape." He said.
What can I say
I suddenly realized that I had a stack of stars for him in my pocket, so I took one and put it in his palm.
"This is for today." I said.
He finally couldn't help it anymore, and laughed wildly with his head down.
"You're so funny. You've got such a domineering president's look, and you actually do such a girlish thing." He said, "I can't do it, I'm going to cry from laughter."
"Don't laugh!" I said.
"I put on the skirt, but you have to help me with these bits and pieces, I myself..." Wen Miao walked over from the dressing room next to her while talking, and her voice stopped abruptly when she saw the shape of the two of us. ,"excuse me!"
"No, no, I interrupted you." I hurriedly said, "Go ahead, I'll leave right away."
Wu Yunfei didn't say anything, his face turned red.
People around me cast ambiguous glances at me, probably thinking that I said something inappropriate to children with Wu Yunfei, right
But only I know that the guy is trying not to laugh out loud.
Back in the lounge, I saw that the editor was already waiting there.
He asked me how I commented on the last episode, and I said everything was good but it was against CP.
"Don't you think I look more like Gong?" I said.
The editor smiled awkwardly, and said in a low voice: "Actually, people who say they are attacking are subject..."
What kind of nonsense theory is this? !
Does a girl say "don't" mean "yes", and say "hate" mean "like"
However, under my coercion and lure, the editor still promised me that I would pay attention to the problem of CP's attacking and receiving, and try to make me look like an attacking one.
"Actually, big brother, you are very aggressive when you stand still, but when the two of you are in the same frame, you are always a little squeamish unconsciously." He said, "Really, people in the later stage said that when you and Wu Yunfei were in the same frame, you even The tone of speech is different, the tone is upward, and it is very cheerful."
"Oh really?" I didn't feel any different.
"Well... Now it's the feeling of a big boss." He said, "It makes people feel awe, and they don't dare to be abrupt."
So in most people's eyes, with Wu Yunfei and without Wu Yunfei, I have two completely different painting styles
It's really the first time I've heard such a statement.
"It's not just you, but Wu Yunfei is also the same." The editor paused and said, "A person who usually looks quite serious, getting together with you is like talking about cross talk."
"That's right, it's like talking about cross talk." Photography added.
Is it that similar? Maybe it's the accent...
Finally it's time for the judging.
Last time it was dark, but this time it was white, and it felt like my eyes were blurred.
But having said that, this time everyone's wedding dresses all chose gorgeous styles, which looked very expensive.
I guess this may be influenced by the previous program, after all last time Wu Yunfei's gorgeous court style received unanimous praise.
However, they forget that too much is too late, blindly pursuing gorgeousness will lose their own characteristics.
For example, the shop owner's girl's designs have always been cute, but this time she chose a sexy line that she is not good at. The result is not only not good, but also lost her girly feeling.
Another person's design has always been minimalist. Although it is not very flattering in this kind of competition, it is the style favored by most brands.
This time he chose a gorgeous design that he is not good at. At first glance, it seems to be quite good, but when you look closely, you will find that the stacking of various elements is messy and cannot form a whole, which always makes people feel weird.
Wu Yunfei's works are still as gorgeous and elegant as ever, but he has incorporated a lot of starry sky elements into his designs, as if wearing the Milky Way on his body.
The most ingenious thing is that he matched the skirt with a bracelet made of paper stars, which made Wen Miao's gestures look smart and playful.
Asked by the judges why he used irrelevant starry sky elements on the theme of "Dream Wedding", he said that someone told him that the stars in the sky are the lights of love.
Another judge asked him why he used paper stars to wear into bracelets. He looked at me and smiled, and said, "Paper stars are my first love."
My head buzzed and went blank for an instant.
Is he confessing to me
He said I was his first love!
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