May 28, X
rainy weather
Discussions about me and Wu Yunfei on the Internet are still going on, many people are curious about our past and want to know how the two seemingly unrelated people hooked up together.
I'm too unclear what exactly they mean by hooking up.
If it means acquaintance, then I have known this guy since I was born!
If it means liking each other... I don't know what's going on with Wu Yunfei, but I should have liked him a long time ago.
My parents were very busy when I was young, so they often sent me to Wu Yunfei's house.
At that time, the weather I was most looking forward to was rain or snow... because if the rain and snow were too heavy, Uncle Wu was afraid that I would accidentally slip and fall on the road and would keep me at his house overnight.
At that time, Wu Yunfei was already in elementary school, and he couldn't play with me, but I just liked to sit on a small bench and watch him do his homework.
"Aren't you bored just waiting here?" He asked once.
I thought about it, and it seemed a little boring.
"Anyway, you are idle, why don't you help me copy the text." He said.
In this way, I started helping him with some boring copying assignments when I was three years old.
In order to prevent him from being scolded by the teacher, I wrote every stroke with great care, neatly and neatly, at first glance it looks like a print.
"Actually, there is no need to write it so seriously." He said, "As long as the quantity is correct."
At first I didn't know why he said that, but then he accidentally told me the truth when he was too drunk.
It turned out that my handwriting was too neat at that time, and the teacher mistakenly thought that he was good at calligraphy, so he always asked him to help out the blackboard newspapers. It was hard for him to explain the truth, so he had to bite the bullet and do it. Unexpectedly, it was a blessing in disguise and he discovered his talent for painting.
Thinking about it carefully, I probably started to like Wu Yunfei from then on, right
He always asked me to help him with his homework. At the beginning, he just copied, and then the questions became more and more difficult.
In order not to disappoint him, I could only find a way to learn by myself secretly.
When others were still preparing for junior high school, I had already started to sprint for the college entrance examination with him.
This is why others think that I don't study hard, but my grades are always among the best.
It's not because I'm gifted, but because I've learned it many years ago...
Having said that, I have had ridiculous jealous experiences before.
At that time, automatic pencils were not yet popular, and Wu Yunfei and his school required everyone to use 2B pencils for homework. Therefore, in order not to delay the use, everyone would have a small blade in their pencil bag, and they could sharpen pencils when they had nothing to do.
Wu Yunfei is an impatient person, so I sharpened all his pencils. At that time, I specially prepared a complete set of tools for this purpose.
The blade of a pencil sharpener is essential, but the blade is easily blunt after being used too many times, so I also prepared a small whetstone for sharpening the blade.
There can be frizz after sharpening a pencil, so I also have a piece of sandpaper that, in addition to smoothing out the frizz, sharpens the tip of the pencil.
This almost became my daily ritual, and it was also the most effective way for me to express my affection at that time.
However, one day, this harmony was broken.
Wu Yunfei actually bought a pencil sharpener? !
I still remember my collapsed mood at that time, as if I found out that the person I like has a new love.
Can the pen sharpened by the pencil sharpener be as good as the one I sharpened by hand
I was very unconvinced by this, and I planned to try it out with a pencil sharpener.
However, Wu Yunfei didn't understand my feelings at all. When he saw me asking about the pencil sharpener, he happily told me that he didn't have to bother to sharpen his pencils anymore.
"After you go to school, I will pass this pencil sharpener to you," he said.
To be honest, the pen sharpened by that pencil sharpener is very rough, and it is easy to get stuck during the turning process, which is not convenient and fast at all.
But since he got the pencil sharpener, Wu Yunfei never asked me to sharpen his pencil again.
"You can use the time you spend sharpening pencils to do something more meaningful." He said, "It's okay to watch TV if you can't."
Later I found out that it was Uncle Wu who saw me always helping him sharpen his pencils and thought he was bullying me, so he gave him a hard lesson and warned him not to let me sharpen his pencils for him again.
Wu Yunfei always said that his father treats me better than his own son. Thinking about it carefully, this is indeed true.
Are other people's children always better than their own
Anyway, when Wu Yunfei came to my house, he also enjoyed better treatment than me.
Take meals as an example. Every time he comes, he prepares meals according to his taste, without considering my feelings at all.
Once he said that he wanted to eat boiled fish, I answered "I don't eat spicy food", but my mother actually said "If you don't eat spicy food, you will miss a lot of food".
As a result, it was conceivable that what he ate for dinner was boiled fish as he wished, so I could only pitifully put a bowl of clear water in front of me, and silently rinse what I wanted to eat.
Later I also asked my mother why she likes Wu Yunfei so much, she said that Wu Yunfei is funny, humorous and sweet-mouthed, he is naturally attracted to women.
At that time, I was quite unhappy when I heard this statement. For a long time, I had a prejudice against Wu Yunfei. No matter what he did, it seemed to me that he was attracting others.
In order not to lose to him, I also began to contact girls consciously or unconsciously.
Since I don't have much experience, I always feel that I can imitate Wu Yunfei when I talk to girls.
Learn how he speaks, intonation.
Although this is not what I am good at, the girls really like it, and sometimes they even bring me some small gifts.
Every time I would accept the gift with a smile, but I was not feeling well.
I feel like their gift is not for me, but for the guy I imitate...
Why is it that he can always do well in this situation, but I can only imitate it mechanically
I began to alienate the other party deliberately, trying to find my own way, and he also met new friends, and gradually stopped contacting me.
Most friends in this world should drift away like this, right
There was a time when the relationship was too good to be good, but later due to various reasons, we stopped contacting each other, and even if we met face to face, we would be speechless, and there was absolutely nothing to talk about...
Wu Yunfei and I have also encountered this kind of embarrassing situation. When we were young, we could feel happy just sitting together quietly, but even if we chatted for a while, we still felt empty in our hearts. I can't get up.
That's not to say we're not friends anymore, if there's anything he needs my help with, I'm still obliged, but other than that...
In this way, my faint love was buried in the bottom of my heart like a seed, and it was not seen until recently.
It may be because of suppressing it for too long, but after getting a little response from him, this admiration immediately took root and sprouted into a towering tree.
Many people laugh at the domineering president in the novel who only knows how to buy, buy, buy, and doesn't understand romance at all, but I can understand their approach.
To be honest, I originally thought that the first thing I did after I got the shares was to invest, figure out how to make money, and then expand my business territory... This is probably in line with most people's perception of my big brother's personality.
But the reality is that after I got the shares, all I could think about was that I would finally have money so that my daughter-in-law could buy whatever she wanted!
I'm probably poisoned...
May 29, X
sunny
When I went home today, I found Yuanqi Beast limping. I thought it accidentally hurt its foot, so I hurriedly took it to the hospital, but after the examination, there was nothing wrong with it.
"Maybe it accidentally numb its feet while sleeping," the doctor explained.
This is the first time I have heard that cats will press their feet until they are numb while sleeping, and even cannot walk because of it. It is really an orange cat!
When I brought it here last time, the little thing was only a little bigger than a palm, and I could carry it around with one hand.
Unexpectedly, in just a few months, its weight soared to ten kilograms.
Does this guy usually eat cat food or pig food at home? !
The doctor advised me to control its diet, otherwise it may cause a series of diseases due to obesity in the future.
I told Wu Yunfei about this, and the guy couldn't stop laughing.
"Hahahahahaha, I said earlier that you can't get used to it, you have to be hungry when you should be hungry." He said, "Look, even the doctor thinks it needs to lose weight, right?"
To be honest, I've always thought that this furry little animal would be cuter if it was fatter.
But the doctor was right, the Yuan Devouring Beast really couldn't continue to gain weight. Instead of spending a lot of money to treat it in the future, it is better to control its diet now.
Thinking of this, I set the automatic feeder according to the feeding amount the doctor told me.
The Yuan Devourer has never been hungry since it was picked up by me. Seeing that the food has bottomed out before it is full, it keeps meowing around the feeder.
"It's useless for you to break your throat, just wait for the next meal." I said.
When it heard my voice, it realized that I was the one who really fed it, and ran up to me to act coquettishly and cutely, without any dignity at all.
"Are you doing it for a bite?" I scratched its neck and asked.
"Meow~"
The Yuan Devouring Beast's voice was full of flattery. Obviously, modesty is nothing compared to food.
"It's useless to act like a baby, you are too fat." I said, "If this goes on, no little cat will like you."
The Yuan Devourer hugged my arm and rubbed it back and forth, making a grunting sound in its throat.
"You don't like little female cats?" I said, "Don't you like little male cats?"
"Meow~" The Yuan Devouring Beast yelled again, but I don't know whether it is admitting or denying it.
Could it be that birds of a feather flock together and people are divided into groups, and cats raised by GAY are also GAY
I shook my head, shaking this strange thought out of my head.
"Dad still has things to do, so go down first."
I tried to persuade it, and then Yuan Devouring Beast seemed to be determined to ask me for food, so it lay motionless on my lap.
"It's almost summer now, don't you feel hot lying on my body?" I said again.
The Yuan Devourer shook its tail and ignored me.
Well, it seems that it is not afraid of heat.
I sighed, took out the tablet, and naturally placed my hands on the Yuan Devourer, as if a thick blanket was placed on my legs.
"Meow!" The Yuan Devouring Beast yelled, and seemed very dissatisfied with my ignoring it, but it still lay motionless on my lap.
"Dad is planning how to confess to Mom." I said.
Originally, I planned to imitate the perfect ending of the childhood sweetheart line in the game to confess my love to Wu Yunfei, but after reading the discussions among netizens, I suddenly had a new idea.
It seems to be pretty good to confess on the show, but will it be unfriendly to other contestants
Or you can lie to Wu Yunfei that there will be an Easter Egg session after the show, and then call him to a small room alone to confess... But if you don’t say hello in advance, he may not participate in the recording of the content other than the program’s regulations. manage
Balloon confession seems quite romantic, but if there is an outdoor balloon event, you need to apply to the relevant department in advance. Today is Wednesday, and the time may not be in time.
Candle confession? Cinema confession? Drone confession
I suddenly felt that planning a gorgeous confession is no easier than planning a large-scale event.
No way, I decided to learn from relatives and friends.
I first dialed the phone number of my father.
Confession? Aren't you two already together? "His tone was a little confused, as if he didn't understand the situation.
"It is true that we have exchanged feelings, but I want to give him an unforgettable confession." I said, "It is the kind of confession that is still very romantic when I recall it after many years."
"Two big gentlemen, is it necessary to do these fake things?" He said, "This kind of thing is performed for girls, in order to trick them into going to bed."
I couldn't help but rolled my eyes.
I really can't agree with my father's three views in this regard.
"Just tell me how you confessed your love back then." I said helplessly.
"Me?" My father was silent for a while, and then said, "My confession is usually a hit."
Was it so bold and unrestrained in that era
I was totally shocked by this.
According to what he said, I should have half-brothers and sisters walking around!
"Well... my journey has just begun, and I met your mother in the first shot. Your grandfather is too fierce, and I dare not disobey." He said, "Fortunately, it's not too bad. Your mother had to have a good figure when she was young. The figure should be decent, with a clean background and a good family background."
I am not interested in their love story back then, and the way of confessing their love is not within my consideration.
"Then do you know how my uncle Wu confessed his love?" I asked again.
"Him? He was the hero who saved the beauty, and then the girl rushed to post it." He said, "The girl who was saved by the hero is Yunfei's mother."
Hero to save beauty? This is too dramatic...
It is estimated that even if I find a few gangsters to provoke Wu Yunfei, this guy will be able to bring those people down in minutes, and it will not be my turn to play.
"Father really can't help you with this matter, and I haven't confessed to a man before." My father said, "You grew up with him, and you know him best. Don't you know what he likes?"
I can count all the things he likes, but how can I connect these things into a whole
The Yuan Devouring Beast jumped off my lap, and I felt my leg was a little numb from its pressure, so I stood up and took two steps.
Suddenly, I saw his graffiti on the living room wall.
I always thought he was just drawing randomly, and I was angry for a long time because of it.
But maybe my mentality has changed. When I look at this graffiti now, I always feel that Wu Yunfei is trying to convey some message to me.
"128√e980"
For some reason, this enigmatic formula suddenly caught my attention.
I tried to calculate it, but due to the existence of the unknown "e", I couldn't get any answer at all.
No way, I sent this formula to Wu Yunfei and asked him what it meant.
"Try blocking half of it." He said.
I blocked half of it.
"128?"
"√e980?"
"Cut it off at the middle, and block the top half." He said, "You just found out... I thought you liked my words because you knew it."
what do you know
I took a piece of paper and blocked the top half of that formula.
"I LOVE YOU"
I can't tell what it's like in my heart, I feel like crying and laughing a little bit.
It turned out that he had confessed his love to me a long time ago, and the confession information was written on the wall of my house, but I was so stupid that I didn't find it.
However, I wanted to paint this thing out several times, but I didn't do it for various reasons. From a certain point of view, it can be regarded as a coincidence, right
I looked at this graffiti and suddenly couldn't help laughing out loud.
In my frustration, I signed the graffiti for him, and the location of the signature happened to be behind this strange formula.
So the full version of this formula is "I LOVE YOU Wu Yunfei".
This is not only his confession, but also my confession!
I have to feel that this is really a fate arranged by God...
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Finally ushered in the once-in-a-thousand-year paid vacation
Confucian classic "The Analects of Confucius" Confucianism and Taoist classic "Tao Te Ching" Li Dao
Excitedly came to the world hand in hand
But... this place seems to be different from what they remembered
Why is the power of lightning hidden in the wall
Why are beasts of steel running on the ground
Why is the girl's skirt showing her thighs
Why do transactions cost no money
facing a strange world
Kong Lun and Li Dao looked confused, they could only hold each other tightly tremblingly
After a period of grinding
They finally gradually adapted to modern life
At the same time, Li Dao was surprised to find that
Kong Lun saw his eyes changed...
Is this affectionate gaze intended to engage in sex? !