January 14, X
cloudy weather
Before today, I always thought that sand sculptures licking iron railings in winter only existed in Internet jokes.
But Wu Yunfei made me realize that jokes come from life (～￣▽￣)～
This guy didn't really go outside to lick the iron railing with his tongue, but when he was eating a box of ice cream at home, he accidentally stuck his tongue to the spoon!
God knows what this sand sculpture is thinking? !
When you buy ice cream, there is a small wooden spoon as a bonus. Why is it so different that you must eat it with a stainless steel spoon
I'm literally laughing my stomach out!
But under his resentful gaze, I forced myself to hold back a smile, and suggested that he take a mouthful of warm water in his mouth, slowly soften the part where his tongue connects to the spoon, and then take out the spoon.
It took a long time to wait, but my method finally worked. The only aftereffect was that he spoke with a bit of a tongue.
I asked him what was going on, and he said aggrievedly that he got a little angry from eating Sichuan-style hot pot two days ago, so he wanted to eat ice cream to calm himself down.
(⊙o⊙) Eating ice cream can reduce fire? It's the first time I've heard this statement...
I asked him why he had to eat it with a stainless steel spoon, and he said that the wooden spoon that came with the ice cream was too small to taste, so he went to the kitchen to find a large spoon.
emmmmmmm eating an ice cream is uneasy... why doesn't he just find a shovel? That thing is bigger, it is more enjoyable to eat ice cream =ω=
I still haven't figured out how he got his tongue stuck to the spoon though.
In order for me to understand, he re-enacted the whole process of his tongue being stuck.
It turned out that after he took two bites of ice cream, he was suddenly curious about the taste of the stainless steel in his hand, so he stuck out his tongue and licked it...
O(∩_∩)O Very good, I managed to get the reason why his tongue was stuck.
But his tongue got stuck on the spoon again...
We've just been busy...
January 15, X
sunny
The aftereffects of that guy eating Sichuan-flavored hot pot gradually appeared, and his face began to have large-scale disfigured acne breakouts.
Hmm... The disfiguring acne on a large scale is what this guy said. In my opinion, he just had a few sporadic and less obvious acne on his face.
However, he seemed to be very concerned about the acne on his face, and even went to buy a few boxes of acne-removing masks.
∑(口||Aren’t only girls wearing facial masks?!
Doesn't he feel ashamed to put on a mask like a big man? !
This guy may have expected that I would complain about his behavior of applying the mask, so he also prepared my share when buying the mask.
How could a real man put on a mask? Of course I refused!
However, that guy seems to have made up his mind that he must turn me into his "kind", no matter how I resist him, he must put a mask on me.
(T_T) In order to let him stay aside and play with his mobile phone obediently, without affecting my normal work... I reluctantly compromised.
As it turns out, I was still too naive.
The mask he applied to me was not an ordinary white mask, but a patterned one.
Putting on that mask, I had the same makeup as a Kyoto geisha in minutes.
The guy got the trick, laughed at my face, and kept taking pictures with his phone.
(T▽T) I resigned to my fate... as long as he is happy...