Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most Lethal

Chapter 83: Extra episode 10

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It is said that men will become calm after marriage, but my Feifei is still a sand sculpture after marriage.

Today this guy had a whim and asked me what I would name my child if I ever had one.

The child... can he bear me a child

If he doesn't give birth to me, where can I become a child!

"As an analogy." He said, "You provide me with a little inspiration."

I've never been very good at naming things, otherwise I wouldn't have named my cat Yuan Devourer.

But if it's a girl, the name with overlapping characters should be cuter, right

For example, Matsushima Nanako, just by hearing the name, I feel very cute.

"Nanako... I still have skinny shrimp." Wu Yunfei said, "Matsushima Nanako, crispy skiny shrimp, they rhyme so well."

"Why don't you call Wangzai QQ Tang?" I pinched his nose with my finger and asked.

"QQ candy is too sweet, what if it's a boy?" He said seriously, "I think spicy skewers are delicious."

What's so good about Chuan Chuan Xiang? I feel that if the two of us really have a child in the future, we will definitely be scolded to death by the elders in the family if we call this name.

But seeing Wu Yunfei's high spirits, I am also willing to play with him for a while.

"No, the name Mala Chuanchuanxiang can easily lead to a violent temper. I don't want another martial arts practitioner in my family." I said, "Why don't you call it Wangwang Xiaoxiaosu?"

Wu Yunfei frowned and denied the proposal.

"No, it's easy to become a scumbag with this name."

Why is Wangwang Xiaoxiaosu easy to become a scumbag? I can't figure out why.

"When the scum reaches the extreme, it becomes crisp." Wu Yunfei rolled my eyes at me and said, "It's better to call it a popsicle than a little crisp."

Popsicles... haven't heard the name of this thing for a long time.

Wu Yunfei often bought this thing when he was a child, and then the two of us shared half of it. At first I thought it was very delicious, but now that I think about it, it is just sugar water and coloring frozen into ice. The reason why I think it is delicious is because it is something given to me by someone I like.

But whether it's Xiaoxiaosu or Popsicle, why did Wu Yunfei suddenly think about the child

"I f*** want to apply for an account, and after thinking about several names, they were all taken up, so I brought you to brainstorm with me." He said, "You don't really think I'm going to give you a baby, do you?"

Although I didn't expect that at first, I still felt a little embarrassed when he made it clear to me.

"What are you thinking, silly boy? How can a man give birth to a child." He smiled, "If you want to give birth to yourself, I will at most help you take care of the child."

Forget it, he will take care of the baby for me? What if a small sand sculpture comes out

And my mind is all on him, how could I have a baby with someone else...

"You have a strong desire to survive in this answer, which is an improvement compared to before." He smiled.

He was referring to the fact that I asked him to borrow a car two days ago.

My car had a little trouble not long ago, although it was nothing serious, it was sent to be repaired just to be on the safe side.

I could have driven the company car, but I accidentally forgot about it when I went back to my parents' house that day.

I have no choice but to ask my dear wife to borrow a car for emergency.

He loves his own car very much. He heard me ask him to borrow a car and told me that a man can borrow everything in his life, except his wife and car.

But since I'm already married to him, it's not impossible to lend me the car, but I have to say something nice to prove my sincerity.

nice words

I thought about it and said, "Can I drive your car out? If you agree, I can grant you a little wish."

"Can you be a little more boring?" he said, "Add a 'baby' and you can die!"

I rearranged my words and said, "Well... can I borrow your precious car?"

As you can imagine, he did not lend me the car.

But early the next morning, he drove me to the company himself.

According to him, why should he lend me his precious car? But I'm also his baby, so he reluctantly gave me a ride.

"Sometimes I suspect that you are pretending to be stupid on purpose to make me angry." He said, "Sometimes your mouth is full of love words, and sometimes you are so dull that it is outrageous."

"It was an accident." I argued quietly.

He has always regarded his car as his darling, and no one else can touch it. Who would have thought that he wanted me to call him a darling

"Don't be angry, baby." I flattered, "May I treat you to spicy crayfish?"

In my opinion, coaxing a cat is similar to coaxing a daughter-in-law. If you accidentally pissed off the cat, just feed him something.

If the other party does not forgive you, then feed more, there is no gap that cannot be resolved by eating.

"It's said that it's easy to gain weight after marriage, and it's true." Wu Yunfei said with emotion, "You said how long we've been married, and I've already gained a few pounds... If this continues, I'll be fat like a pig."

After a pause, he glanced at me and said, "Did you run a pig farm in your previous life? How could you gain weight so easily?"

"Meaty is pretty good." I said.

To be honest, compared to Wu Yunfei's once skinny figure, I still like Wu Yunfei's current appearance better. He looks thinner in clothes and fleshy in undressing, and he is still comfortable to hold at night. How nice it is.

"What's the matter, last time I thought that you failed." Wu Yunfei muttered.

He told me that last time he missed two buttons on purpose, trying to seduce me, but I was completely unmoved when I saw it, and reached out to help him button the buttons.

Is there such a thing

I tried my best to recall it, and it seems that I have a vague impression.

"Um… "

Before I could speak, Wu Yunfei rushed to answer: "It's already summer now, don't say it's because I'm afraid of being cold."

"There are many mosquitoes in summer, and wearing tighter clothes can effectively reduce mosquito bites." I said seriously.

Wu Yunfei gave me a blank look, and his face looked bright red.

Is the temperature of the air conditioner not low enough

I picked up the remote control and took a look. I felt that the temperature should be just right. If I lowered it a bit, I would catch a cold easily.

"Well... I saw your mother when I went home two days ago." He said.

"To your house or to my house?" I asked casually.

"My family." He said, "But your mother just came to drink tea with my mother, so I chatted with them for a while."

To be honest, I still admire Wu Yunfei in the point of chatting with him. Most of the time, I can't hold on to this kind of meaningless chat for five minutes, but he can chat endlessly.

And the mothers also like to chat with him very much. It seems that there are always endless topics to talk about. Sometimes I want to join them occasionally, but I am driven away after a few words.

QUQ I just don’t understand fashion, gossip and so on? Why do they dislike me so much

"Aren't you curious about what we talked about?" Wu Yunfei dissatisfied.

"Ah?" I didn't react for a moment, but I still asked following his words, "What did you guys talk about?"

"Just chatted about some miscellaneous things." He said, "But last time you were possessed by a little wolf dog and left a mark on my collarbone? I didn't think it was too obvious, but your mother still noticed it at a glance. I can see it."

Although I wasn't there at the time, I felt very embarrassed just listening to Wu Yunfei's story.

There is nothing wrong with loving each other between husband and wife, but it always feels a bit awkward to be spotted by the elders in the family.

"What did you say?" I asked.

"What can I say? You can't tell her the truth, can you?" He blushed and said, "I'm a person who wants to save face! If they know that I've been the one who was oppressed all the time..."

Before he finished speaking, I blocked him with a kiss.

I really like to see him shy. Every time I see him, I feel itchy in my heart, as if there is a small brush rubbing back and forth.

"What will happen if everyone knows that you have been suppressed by me?" I asked.

He glanced at me winkingly, and said, "Be careful, I'm asking you for a bride price."

I was instantly happy when he said that, and said, "If you want it, I will give it to you if you want it."

"Then I want you to be my exclusive model in the future." He smiled, "Every time a new product is launched in the future, you have to wear all the new products for me to see."

I should have taken advantage of this matter, but for some reason, I always felt that there was a little fox-like cunning in his smile.

"Okay." I agreed without hesitation.

Anyway, since I was a child, he has not cheated me less, more this time is not much, less this time is not much.

Hearing me say that, he couldn't help laughing.

"Hahahahahaha, you got caught again." He laughed, "I said all the new products, but I didn't say whether they were men's or women's clothes."

"Oh, there is a trick." I deliberately pretended to be annoyed, and he smiled even more happily.

I don't understand why he is so obsessed with women's clothing, isn't it because I took a few pictures when he was dressed as Alice? He shouldn't be such a stingy person...

"By the way, do you know how I explained the traces of the collarbone to them?" He asked with a smile.

"Scratched it yourself?" I guessed.

"Almost." He said, "I said it was bitten by a mosquito."

"Hey, so I'm a mosquito in your eyes." I put on a sad expression and said, "Before you got married, you still said that she was your little cutie, but after you got married, you became an annoying mosquito." .”

"Get out! Don't speak in such a disgusting tone." He scolded with a smile, "If you do this again, I will secretly videotape it and post it on the Internet, so that they can see what the legendary Bingshan boss is like in private Strange."

"What are you afraid of? I'm acting like a baby with my wife!" I said cheekily, "Anyway, I have the best wife in the world who dotes on me, so let them be jealous!"

Speaking of showing affection, I suddenly thought of an interesting incident that happened not long ago.

That day Wu Yunfei wanted to go to a place to eat cheese fondue, but both of us had limited number of cars, so we had no choice but to take the subway.

There weren't too many people on the subway, but Wu Yunfei didn't choose to hold on to the railing for the convenience of chatting, but held my arm.

I am also willing to let him support me. In order to prevent him from being squeezed by the passing crowd, I deliberately turned sideways to block most of the flow of people.

I don't think there's anything wrong with it, but such a posture seems rather ambiguous to outsiders.

In this way, when the subway stopped at a certain station, a mother and daughter came up. The child was about four or five years old. After seeing the two of us, he shouted: "Mom, look at those two people."

It was very quiet in the carriage. When she said this, many people looked in our direction.

Wu Yunfei was a little shy, lowered the brim of his hat, and whispered: "Sure enough, our situation in China is a bit too strange."

I shook his hand and glared at those people. They all looked back, bowed their heads and continued to do their own things.

They think it's strange because they are rare and strange, and it's definitely not something wrong with our relationship itself!

The girl's mother also seemed to realize that something was wrong, so she quickly covered her mouth, smiled apologetically at us, and whispered: "You can't speak so loudly in public, it will disturb others."

The little girl closed her mouth obediently, but her gaze still kept wandering towards us.

Even if her mother took out the electronic products and played cartoons for her, she failed to attract her attention.

After a while, a seat next to us became vacant, and the little girl sat on it.

She kept looking this way, and her mother got a little angry, so she simply covered her eyes and said, "Don't look around."

Wu Yunfei was a little curious, and asked, "Why do you always look this way?"

Seeing that he took the initiative to talk to her, the little girl looked a little excited. But she remembered that her mother told her not to speak loudly in public, so she whispered: "You are so beautiful, are you big stars?"

It turned out that the reason why the little girl looked this way was so simple.

Thinking about it carefully, at such a young age, there are many things adults haven't had time to teach her.

The child's world is pure. In her eyes, we are probably no different from ordinary couples. The only difference is that we are prettier than the people she usually sees.

After hearing what she said, her mother also took a look at us, and whispered: "It seems a bit familiar."

Of course it looks familiar!

"Super Designer" was a big hit some time ago, and Wu Yunfei was one of the topic contestants, so it's strange that he couldn't recognize it at all!

However, before she could continue to confirm, we got out of the car.

"Looks like I'll have to drive next time." He said, "It's too dangerous to take the subway."

"How dangerous?" I asked.

"Another lovely girl who is fascinated by my charm, I'm afraid that one day you will fall into the vinegar jar and die of sourness." He laughed.

"That little girl is only four years old, what kind of jealousy am I?" I said helplessly.

I seriously doubt that this guy was a daffodil in his previous life, otherwise how could he be so narcissistic

Narcissistic and silly, but I am attracted to him like this.

Maybe this is what everyone calls love.

The author has something to say: It's really over QUQ

Little cuties~ We are destined to see each other~See you~See you~

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