January 16, X
sunny
I swear (///￣盘￣)○~ I will never let this sand sculpture Wu Yunfei get into my car again!
This guy suddenly said this morning that he wanted to drive me to the company, and I rejected him decisively without even thinking about it.
Racing early in the morning? Just kidding!
In case I was caught by the camera along the way, then I don't have to work today, and I will spend it directly at the Traffic Management Bureau.
He saw that I was determined, so he gave the best thing and asked me to drive him to a place.
I looked at the map and it was generally on the way, so I agreed to his request.
Normal people hitchhiking usually sit obediently and chat with the driver at most.
This guy is fine. He hasn't stopped for a moment since he got in the car. He touched here and touched there for a while. Later, there was nothing new, so he opened the car refrigerator in the back seat and took it from it. A can of Coke started to shake.
OTZ thinks about it now, I should have severely stopped his retarded behavior.
However, I was concentrating on driving at that time, and I was relieved to see him settle down and fiddle with the Coke in his hand.
If he continues to torment like that, I may really not be able to help scolding him.
All in all, I was looking forward to getting to my destination quickly so that this ADHD person could get out of my car.
However, before reaching our destination, one of his actions forced us to change our driving route.
No one would believe it when he said it, but this guy actually forgot that he had shaken the can of Coke in his hand just now, and pulled the tab unconsciously.
Seriously, but any child over the age of three would not do this!
He is almost thirty years old!
As you can imagine, my car was filled with Coke.
I was better off sitting in the front row, except for some Coke on my coat. This guy looks like he just got out of a cola pool, with coke dripping from his hair.
I wanted to blame him at first, but I couldn't bear to see him look so pitiful.
In the end, thousands of words were merged into one sentence: "You are mentally retarded!"
Maybe because he knew he had done something wrong, this guy didn't refute me, but lowered his head with a blushing face.
Hehe, he also knows how to be shy
Alas, anyway, my perfect attendance award for this month has been squandered.
I took a look at the miserable situation in the car, so I just didn't do anything and asked for a whole day off!
All day!
After trembling and sending out the leave message, I feel my heart beating like a drum... I can already imagine the tragedy of being told by the directors tomorrow QAQ
Not only did this guy not feel more guilty when he saw this, but he laughed at me for being an adult, taking a leave of absence and acting like a primary school student.
(10▔皮▔) If it wasn't for him, I would have been able to get full attendance this month!
Did he think that everyone was just an idle dude like him
I'm a man with a serious job!
But no matter how angry I was, I couldn't just park the car where I was, argue with him and wait for the Coke to dry naturally.
I suppressed the anger in my heart, found the 4S shop closest to where we were, and handed over the car to them.
Since both of us are people who are often exposed in the media, we were quickly recognized after entering the store, which made me feel even more upset.
Who would want to be recognized in such a state of embarrassment
But out of politeness, I managed to squeeze out a smile and tried my best to maintain a friendly and friendly personality.
At this moment, my peripheral vision suddenly caught sight of Wu Yunfei.
This guy has a serious face, he looks like someone owes him millions, and he exudes low air pressure all over his body. He is completely different from the sand sculpture playing Coca-Cola just now!
I had an idea and used him as an excuse to get away successfully.
I don't know if it's an illusion, but when my attention returned to this guy, his mood seemed to brighten instantly. Although his face was still sullen, the corners of his mouth were slightly raised unconsciously.
In order to avoid more and more people gathering together and causing commotion, I hurriedly took him out of the 4S shop.
After leaving that place, the guy couldn't maintain his serious expression anymore, and laughed while clutching his stomach.
He said that I behaved like an old cadre, not like a young man in his twenties.
He also said that one of us is essentially a vagrant, and the other is a small employee of the company. I didn't expect to have a battle of traffic stars.
Seeing him in a good mood made me feel relieved.
Seeing his calm face before, I thought this guy was unhappy because he was photographed in a mess.
Hearing what I said, this guy immediately took out his mobile phone and opened his Weibo authentication to show me.
I just noticed that this guy's Weibo certification is actually a fashion blogger? !
No wonder I always think he wears weird clothes!
He told me that as a fashion blogger, any of his looks can be interpreted as fashion by others. Even if he really told everyone that he drenched himself with Coke, it would still be performance art.
emmmmmmm I don't really understand fashion people like them.
However, he is happy...
To be on the safe side, we didn't go to a large shopping mall, but walked into a roadside clothing store.
To be honest, it was the first time I walked into this kind of small shop.
I thought that the quality of the clothes in this kind of store was not very good, but I didn't expect that both the tailoring and the materials were not bad, which really surprised me.
This guy told me that many small shops like this are personal studios, and the clothes in them are designed and cut by the owner himself. Although it is not as good as some big brands and private customization, it is the best choice for a fashionista like him.
The shopkeeper seemed very excited after hearing his words, as if he hated seeing each other late.
She told us that the quality of the clothes in her house is very good, even if it is a Thomas full spin on the spot, it will be no problem.
Most people can tell that this is an exaggerated metaphor, and it’s good to laugh it off. Unexpectedly, the sand sculpture told the other party with a serious face that it was difficult for Thomas to do full spin, but radio gymnastics was okay.
I thought I heard it wrong, but this guy actually did a set of radio gymnastics in this small shop...
I suspect that he has taken a fancy to the owner, otherwise why would he make such a shameful act in broad daylight
I watched with a dazed face as they completed the Weibo interaction in front of my eyes.
The sand sculpture also told the shop owner that if you want to post the video you just shot on Weibo, you must remember @ him, and he can help promote it.
The owner of the store looked very happy, looking at the sand sculpture with a fanciful expression, and kept saying thank you.
The sand sculpture also looks very happy, although I don't know why such a shameful video gets out.
Maybe he really likes the shopkeeper's girl... For the sake of Bomei, this guy can do any crazy thing!