01.
"Magic Girl Madoka".
Screenplay, Urobuchi Gen.
When the ending animation was played, people in the other world noticed the name Urobuchi Gen for the first time.
For a long time to come, this name will be the nightmare of many people. Every time a new anime comes out, if you see that this person is the script, it will be a bad thing... This guy must be a demon! Must be a devil! It must be the kind of devil recorded in the church ceremony!
Hill couldn't help laughing after receiving a lot of letters with strong words. He really wanted to reply to the audience: No, Gen Urobuchi is a warrior who claims to be love~
Seeing how everyone is suffering now, and thinking about his own pain back then, his heart is full of bad taste. He felt like a messenger who spread the devil's seeds at this moment.
Heart~full~meaning~full~ah.
02.
demon world. Fallen Angel Territory.
Creating a floating island is an indisputably large project, and one that requires the cooperation of multiple parties.
Naturally, such a large project will encounter many problems. Hill, the scientific research department and the black dwarves conduct research together to solve various difficulties.
The liches and ghosts in the scientific research department didn't think much of the black dwarves at first. They thought that these black dwarves had low magical literacy and would only be reckless. But after working together for a long time, they were convinced by the black dwarves' rich experience in machinery. up.
At first, the black dwarves thought that these guys in the scientific research department were talking on paper and had no practical experience, but after the scientific research department directly calculated a perfect data on paper, the black dwarfs admitted uncomfortably, well, these guys are indeed quite useful.
After the initial running-in, they played the role of cooperation. Of course, there must be some friction. As if flirting:
"Do you think your thing can be inserted smoothly? Have you calculated the data?"
"Do you still need to calculate data for this kind of thing? Just try it out? You nerds."
Hill and Monroe stood at the door, and Monroe had a half-smile: "Is this what you call flirting?"
Hill covered his face: "Maybe I should re-examine their relationship."
Pushing open the door, Hill saw that the black dwarf was trying to insert a lodestone into a hole in a diamond.
"Emmm…" Hill mused.
Then Monroe looked sideways at Hill, and he could see that he wanted to laugh a little: "So you always understood it like this? Flirting?"
Hill insisted: "Don't you think it's very misleading what they said?"
"No." Monroe said, "Your behavior can be described by a sentence in the church ceremony: what you think in your heart is what you see in your eyes, and you need to be purified by my lord."
Hill's mouth twitched. All right. Isn't Monroe's meaning translated into modern Chinese: yellow in heart and yellow in everything
Allowing multiple races to participate in the big project will help cultivate the relationship between them. Hill thinks so.
The black dwarf and the ghost over there were a little confused, "My king, what can I do for you?" the ghost asked.
"It's okay, you continue." Hill said, and then he walked aside to look at the model of the floating island.
The black dwarf's excited voice came from behind: "Let's continue, try inserting from a different angle this time!"
Hill slipped and almost fell on the table. Monroe quickly moved the floating island model aside in time, otherwise the result might be that the scientific research department collectively intends to kill the king.
I'm guilty. Hill looked blankly, "Speaking of which, what is the purification ceremony of the Church of Light like?"
"The rituals above are different from the ones below, and the effects are different," Munro said.
"How exactly is it different?" Hill asked.
Monroe replied: "The purification ritual on the upper level uses magic, while the purification ritual on the lower level uses physical methods. The former makes people live, and the latter makes people die."
Hill rolled his eyes: "So after death, it will be completely purified, and the land will be white and clean."
Monroe: "That's not my wish..."
"Did I hear something wrong?" Hill's lips curled up, and he casually pressed his hand on the wall to the left of Monroe, "Are you defending the church?"
"Their purpose is not to let the help-seeker die," Monroe remained indifferent, his cold gray eyes not even blinking, "but to gain greater benefits from the help-seeker."
"Take their money?" Hill asked.
"Dead believers' property is easily confiscated," Monroe replied. "The specific treatment method... I don't know medicine, but I think it is bullshit."
Hill remembered the materials he read before: "Bleeding, enema, vomiting?"
Hill remembered that the famous poet Byron was killed by bloodletting. First, a pile of blood was poured out, and then he was given laxatives by the doctor. He lost consciousness. The doctor also put leeches on his temple overnight, so he did this. Dead... horrible. Oh, and the English in the 14th century also believed that feces should be smeared on the wound after bleeding the patient. Looking at various materials at that time, I always feel that the doctor was afraid that the patient would not die quickly enough.
Hill checked the relevant information, and those treatments were more terrifying than the other. It feels like writing about treatment reads as torture.
"Yes." Monroe nodded.
"Other than that? Is there something more in line with the church?" Hill asked.
"For example, if you have a headache, the priest will think that the devil has got into your head," Munro said.
"And douse your head with holy water?" Hill asked.
"I'll drive a nail into your head with holy water," Monroe replied simply.
Hill blurted out a shit.
The demons who were listening to their conversation trembled, and the black dwarf spoke out their thoughts: "Are you demons or are we demons?"
Even Monroe couldn't help the corners of his mouth twitching, "...so I'm a real demon now."
After hearing this, Hill felt a pain in his head, okay, he thought, he can start to develop some medicine, and this weapon will be handed over to the Dark Holy See, and let them use medicine to develop believers.
"Why does it hurt so much?"
"...and if you are judged to have been invaded by demons, and you happen to be good-looking, the priests will exorcise you through intercourse." Monroe continued, "Of course, whether you are sick or not, the priests will That being said, you will be exorcised."
"Those girls are quite pitiful." Hill said sincerely.
"There are still teenagers." Monroe reminded.
"Oh. Alright." Hill patted his head.
What a dark age this is. Fortunately, I transmigrated into the Demon King. Traveling through this kind of thing is really not fun. If you said that you saw the stinky Middle Ages from the materials before, and you felt that you were just looking for novelty, and then heard all kinds of scary things... Hill couldn't help feeling that modern society is better.
"Fortunately, I won't be exorcised by the priest." Hill said with emotion.
Monroe glanced at him, then looked out the window.
Hill felt that Monroe's reaction was a bit inexplicable, he thought about it carefully, and then waved his hand, "Wait, I didn't mean that, I meant don't get bloodletting and enemas, not the one who got fucked, I'm not teasing you... Forget it, what if I just say so?" He is the devil king, and no one can do anything to him. Let him akimbo for a while first.
Monroe looked back, "You are my lord, so you can do whatever you want."
"...tsk. It always feels like a goddamn pun," Hill complained.
Monroe smiled slightly, "The scenery is really beautiful tonight, Hill."
The moon outside is very big, the moonlight is like a dream, and the stars in the night sky are like sparkling dust, scattered randomly.
"It's really good." Hill's mentality also calmed down, "Monroe."
The black dwarves over there whispered:
"What is my king talking to the death knight about?"
"Are you talking about the scenery?"
"Feel like a pun?"
"What do you mean?"
Hill wanted to laugh a little, "Okay, keep busy. Monroe, go for a walk with me."
"good."
02.
Ever since Hill had the consciousness of becoming a devil king, he has been instilling a concept in the various races of the devil world: every race has its advantages and also its shortcomings. If we learn from each other and work together, we will be invincible. Invincible.
In the early and mid-term, Hill can still study with the scientific research department and the black dwarves. In the middle and late stages, Hill's brain can't turn around. After all, he is a person who is not good at foundation and still likes BB. Hill withdrew from the research on the floating island.
Sometimes the scientific research department would come to him when they encountered problems. He tried to search related information on Baidu, and then handed over some things he didn't understand to the scientific research department. The scientific research department could continue to calculate based on those things.
Sure enough, there is a specialization in the art industry. Hill thought. Just concentrate on the way of controlling people by yourself.
03.
For many people in the Yulan Empire, this day is extremely long.
Because they have been looking forward to the next episode of "Magic Girl Madoka Magica" since last night.
Damn it, why only one episode a day? Why do you want to chase dramas? Wouldn't it be delicious if I just bought a DVD projection stone and watched it after the end
Some people really can't afford a projection stone, they can't even afford a magic phone, they're looking at it in other stores.
As for some people, he couldn't bear it, and said that he would not watch them today, but at that time, he couldn't help stretching out his claws and turned on the magic phone.
Will there be a reversal in the next episode? Will Mami-senpai come out suddenly? Many people have such expectations.
Time passed by every minute and every second, and many people turned on the magic phone in advance, waiting for the anime to start broadcasting.
However, now there are all kinds of advertisements on the mobile phone.
endure. call…
Finally, the anime started broadcasting.
"Have you seen death like yesterday many times?"
"Yeah. It's too many to count."
A girl walking back and forth by the river in the sunset.
The scene is beautiful and dreamy, but the dialogue is cold and realistic.
"Is Ba Mami-senpai's room always like this?"
"She only has distant relatives, and it will be a long time before the missing person is reported."
"Will no one find out she's dead?"
"There is no way, if you die over there, the body will not stay.
In this world, she is the forever missing person.
This is the end of the magical girl. "
At the end of this episode, Madoka's friend Sayaka becomes a magical girl, and she makes a wish to make the boy she likes healthy.
Sayaka and Madoka Kame spoke optimistically, but no audience could be optimistic about it.
What is waiting for Sayaka
What is waiting for Madoka
The ending song plays.
Few people in the tavern spoke, they were all very depressed.
From this episode, "Magic Girl Madoka Magica" has entered a high-energy state of Jiji, and the terrible plot will unfold rapidly, death, despair, powerlessness, sadness... This anime is difficult for children to understand, for those who have certain experience people, it can exert a greater effect.
The audience thought Ba Mami's death was a nightmare, but they didn't know that this was the beginning of the nightmare.
Another few days passed, and at the end of the episode, Kyoko desperately dragged Sayaka to blew herself up to death. Xiaomeiyan asked Chubby: Can Kyoko really save Sayaka like this? Chubby still has the same smiling expression for thousands of years: Of course not.
Many people saw that they were about to flip the table.
What kind of plot, what kind of lines, can't they leave some fantasy for people? I have been tortured enough in reality, why do I have to continue to suffer in the virtual world? !
To Hill's embarrassment, after Sayaka's death, the ratings of "Magic Girl Circle" dropped...
Is this too much
04.
Jefferson Blake's birthday party.
Today Jefferson is wearing extremely gorgeous, dark purple velvet robes, with a light-colored waistcoat on the outside, and Jefferson's family emblem embroidered on the robes, which makes him look elegant, calm and decent. The former word is what he lacks most now. Old Jackson once taught him: "You are not as elegant as your sister now!"
Jefferson was shocked: "Is my manners so bad now?"
Olivia next to her almost pinched her spoon short.
This is really a real father, really a real brother.
The banquet hall of the Jackson mansion was very gorgeous that day. The floor was covered with a luxurious two-color carpet from Mülheim, and the walls were covered with colorful brocades from the south. The door was inlaid with carvings of magnolia flowers, covered with a layer of silver, which shone in the light of the nearby wind lanterns.
As the eldest son of Jackson Sr., the unmarried Jefferson was very popular among noble ladies.
In fact, it is reasonable to say that Jefferson and Princess Lydia have a matching identity, and Emperor Yulan did mention marriage, and old Jackson also thinks it is good. But that was back then. Now that old Jackson knew that Hill had a lot of plots against Princess Lydia, and that there was an extra Theodore, at this time, if Emperor Yulan mentioned the marriage again, old Jackson would be embarrassed. He can't say: Forget it, your daughter is having an affair with a commoner.
... In fact, this matter is also a ticking time bomb. I don't know how His Royal Highness Greenward will deal with it then.
Hill's birthday present to Jefferson was a dark elf. …don’t get me wrong, it’s not for weird things like that, it’s for more brutal things.
Yes, Hill sent Jefferson a daedra killer. The other party has been loyal to the Jackson family for ten years, and then will return to the Demon Realm.
Jefferson was naturally very surprised by this birthday present.
After briefly receiving a few people of equal status, the old Jackson greeted Hill and said that he would sit inside. After Hill followed in, the old Jackson handed him an envelope first, which was sealed with purple wax oil and the family emblem of the Jackson family was printed on it.
As Hill opened the letter, he asked, "How are you doing?" Then he saw the large amount of income that the Jackson family had obtained through the mall in the Devil Realm in the letter. Old Jackson raised his hand, and Hill smiled: "Okay, look I don't need to ask this question anymore."
Old Jackson also laughed, "I plan to put two-thirds of it into charity."
"You are such a nice person." Hill glanced at the data.
"I don't count," said old Jackson.
"I just look at the results," Hill said. In fact, Hill’s thoughts have always been quite special. For example, on the earth, it is said that XX is actually a hypocrite, and some people donate money for a show. Hill thinks that is no problem. If a person is hypocritical for a lifetime, he is really kind. so what? The money is really donated, and the result is good.
"What you see is not the end result," said Jackson Sr.
"Do you think you, a mere human, can see the final result?" Hill looked at Old Jackson casually, "Why are you so arrogant, Old Jackson." He got up and walked in front of Old Jackson, with a look like He is a playboy, but his narrowed eyes are not frivolous, but with a cold smile: "I said you are doing good deeds, and you are doing good deeds."
It was rainy at the end of spring in Yulan City, and the scenery in the city could not be clearly seen under the cover of night and rain, but the city wall in the dark could be vaguely seen.
At this moment, Hill's eyes were like a night with heavy rain outside.
Old Jackson let out a breath slowly, "Then let's stop this topic."
"Okay." Hill returned to the seat over there again, "Let's have a relaxing chat."
"Hmm..." Old Jackson pondered for a while, and asked, "What is the ending of Madoka Magica?"
"Are you asking me to spoil it?" Hill asked.
"This is a collaborator discussing." Jackson Sr. said.
Hill wanted to laugh a little, what a sanctimonious reason for spoilers!
"Okay, then I'll tell you about it. First of all, you already know that the demons are transformed from magical girls, right?" Hill asked.
Old Jackson nodded, "I just don't understand here. If you look at what you are insinuating, you want to say that it is never the demons that hurt humans, but humans themselves hurt humans? What about that Kyubey?"
"I'll tell you all the settings: first of all, it exists in many, many worlds." Hill said.
Hill blurred the concept of universe and planet here, because people from other worlds don't understand this.
"Well... It was also mentioned in the church ceremony that there are actually multiple worlds." Old Jackson nodded.
"Maintaining all the worlds requires energy. If there is not enough energy, those worlds will be destroyed. Chubby is a 'higher creature' other than humans. It has the technology to convert emotions into energy. Speaking of which, I think you have guessed something Something? Yes, magical girls are a scam. Chubby tried every means to make girls sign contracts to become magical girls, and then let them fall into despair, which will generate huge energy." Hill spread his hands: "Magic girls were born to change In fact, the real demons have long since disappeared, Chubby thinks that the name 'demons' is more likely to arouse people's hostility, so he calls the monsters that magical girls turn into demons after despair."
Old Jackson was shocked, "You are..."
"Blame the gods." Hill said, "The God of Light has been around for too long. As a demon king, I should blaspheme the gods, right?"
No wonder the novel CPs of the protagonists of many demon kings on the earth will be the god of light. It turns out that the taste of blasphemy is so touching.
The God of Light made angels descend on the believers to fight, and then the believers died.
Chubby, who is reminiscent of an angel, abducts girls to become magical girls, and then makes them die in despair.
The meaning of the existence of angels is to protect the whole human being.
The significance of the existence of magical girls is to provide energy for the world to run.
God loves the world, but God will not love a particular person.
Kewpie's purpose is 'great', it's really keeping the world going.
Can't the audience see the metaphors coming? It's okay, they just need to remember the feeling of hopelessness.
This is a seed, and sooner or later it will break out of the soil under the watering of the devil.
Hill rubbed his chin, thinking very maliciously: "Let's show this to Teresa and my paladins first, and see how they react."
Kind of looking forward to it.
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