01.
Because of His Royal Highness Greenwald's injury, the human world has almost been flooded. The corner of Hill's mouth twitched involuntarily when he saw this information. This word was a bit unlucky for him (after I die, no matter the flood).
All kinds of information have been sent to Hill's desk in a steady stream. I won't say much about the Yulan Empire at the moment. It is Hill's back garden, and everyone who comes in and out of Hill basically knows... Wait for this sentence a little yellow...
Hill previously collected a group of merchants from the Yulan Empire. Most of them were on the verge of unemployment because of the Demon World Mall. Hill paid them wages and asked them to work for him. These merchants brought the strange things of the devil world to other countries, Dijon tribe, Fussen Empire and Eutin Empire, and they became the eyes of Hill.
These merchants also went against Hill's intentions, did not complete the intelligence collection work, and wantonly raised the prices of those demon world commodities to make profits for themselves.
Hill's attitude towards the people below is nothing short of trivial.
On Earth, he habitually selects his circle of friends based on three principles: the first time you commit a crime, it may be unintentional, and I will explain it to you; the second time you commit a crime, you are stupid, and I will forgive you again; Sorry for the second time, bye.
In another world, when dealing with the people below, Hill will throw it away for the second time. He doesn't need a fool, he is a superior, and he doesn't need to accommodate a subordinate.
But of course, he also has a principle that everyone has their own suitable position.
— It is not ruled out that the suitable position for some people is to sit in the dungeon and warn others.
For those unruly businessmen, Hill had no choice but to tell them what would happen if they offended the demons. Of course it won't kill people. In fact, Hill only needs to say that so-and-so offended me in front of the businessman, and naturally there will be a large number of people who want to hug him.
The production of "Wan Hongyue" has now come to an end, and the scenery and game CG inside are still very beautiful. Hill found the death knight Goldnian, the dark elf Albrecht and Ariel as endorsements, shot a very beautiful commercial, and of course recorded the "Hi everyone, I'm Goldnian Ya, welcome to play "Red Moon"" these slogans.
In the last few days, Hill focused on systematically dealing with the existing problems in the game, and then he sent the main body of the game to the demons under him, letting them be guinea pigs first.
The result is that the guinea pigs can hardly stop (… ).
Wow, this is a game where you can hunt down the elders of the demon clan! So cool~! Many demons thought so.
Games like this are very profitable on the planet, and they have precisely targeted some consumer groups. Those people are of a certain age and want to play games, but their reaction speed and technique cannot keep up with the requirements. This kind of idiot one-button combat just fits their situation. Moreover, as long as you charge money for this game, there will be a bunch of people calling you big brother (although most of them are trustees), and playing games is much cheaper than going out to drink and disco, and it will not damage your health. It's safe, and my wife doesn't worry about them cheating outside... Of course, it's not necessarily the case in the game, but generally the cheating objects in the game are trustees.
This is actually similar to the nature of the hundreds of thousands of gifts in the live broadcast.
Essentially, these people are not here to enjoy the game, but to enjoy pretending to be X, stepping on people and killing everyone—to satisfy this desire. The game is just a realization tool, it doesn’t matter whether it’s fun or not, the lower the skill level, the better. These people don’t really want to hone their skills and experience the feeling of being abused by novices. They all want to get money and get it right in one go. There are too many things to worry about, I just want to have a good time. .
Of course, there is no difference. Some people play games to enjoy the fun of the game itself, and some people play games to vent their emotions. From the perspective of an artist as a game producer, he may feel sad for the latter, but as a businessman, he can Just make money.
Hill will definitely launch classic games in the future, allowing players to make their own choices.
At present, he does this because it is simple and quick to get money, and on the other hand, it is easy to change from simple to extravagant, and it is difficult to change from extravagant to simple. In the future, we will gradually move upwards, leaving a way out for ourselves.
The department of "World of Warcraft" has been established, and the preliminary preparations have begun, specifically coordinating the stories and legends of various races, and then connecting them together to form a big background. Hill plans to find a few more bards in the human world to do this, um... the details will be handed over to Grant and Eric.
Eric has become one of the most famous troubadours after writing "The Walk of the Mage" and participating in the screenplay of "Fairy Tale Hotel".
Grant came into public view by hosting the Josh Kenny Oktoberfest program. Since the Oktoberfest, he has been wandering around in the Demon Realm. The Demons all know that he is a guest of Hill, so they treat him with courtesy. , He also enjoys this kind of life comfortably. He is a funny and humorous person. Hill would sometimes chat with him, and he was naturally on call, making Hill happy with witty words. —In fact, this is also one of the main tasks of bards among humans.
Eric is currently writing a novel about humans and demons uniting against aliens, but Hill assigned him a task, and he immediately put down his pen to do it. The two quickly assembled a team of eight people, After hearing that they were serving the Demon King, the troubadours were very excited.
Troubadours themselves are adventurous people, some of them even of noble birth, but the unruly wind that lives in their blood drives them to this path. Oh by the way, "Pirates of the Caribbean" was very popular among troubadours, they wrote a lot of ballads about it.
The week of vacation is over quickly.
For Hill, it's a holiday—because all demon-related facilities in the human world are closed, except for the 'Dawn Bird' charity organization, which cannot be stopped, and this will definitely not be stopped.
But for humans in the human world, it is of course torture.
Today is the last day of the holiday, and Hill said to the dark elf Albrecht early in the morning: "Today I plan to arrange some miscellaneous things."
Albrecht asked: "My lord, can you arrange me for today?"
Hill: "..." He choked for a moment, this man didn't shy away from it at all... Okay. He could only ask, "Is there something wrong?"
Hill is used to arranging important figures of a race to eat together at breakfast and handle work by the way. Today's breakfast companion is Albrecht. Hill suspected that the patriarch of the dark elves intended to let other elders come over, but Albrecht abused the authority of the five elders and replaced him.
However, Albrecht still stayed at work. He first reported some recent events of the dark elves. In fact, everything is on the right track now, and there is no big deal. Al mentioned that the skeleton construction team discovered new plants that had never been seen before when transforming the territory of the dark elves. "
"Did you go to the encyclopedia department?" Hill asked.
"I went to see it, but there is still no conclusion." Albrecht replied, "So I came to ask my king for instructions."
Those lush plants grow by the lake, and the skeleton construction team planned to use the lake, so they originally planned to dispose of those plants, but the encyclopedia reminded them that they had better report to Lord Demon King, "Master Demon King likes grass .”
What do you mean by "the devil likes grass"... The corner of Hill's mouth twitched, this is really grass (a kind of plant).
So there is the above.
"Okay, I'll go and have a look after breakfast," Hill said.
Alice over there asked, "Sir, may I go?"
Alice calls Hill by his first name when alone, but calls him "Sir" when other people are around.
"You have been outside for too long these days, and you have to make up lessons from today." Hill said.
"Yes, sir," Alice replied.
One of Alice's legs was seriously injured before, and the other leg itself was deformed. The injured leg was not easy to deal with, because she was too small, and the doctors in the demon clan didn't know how to treat humans. If Alice was a little older, she would be able to withstand magic healing, but not now. Hill made her a crutch for her convenience, and asked the black dwarf to design a wheelchair for her.
She may spend years in a wheelchair in the future.
Later, when Alice was twelve years old, Hill began to assign some power to her for her to exercise, so this beautiful and delicate little girl who was like a doll sitting in a wheelchair pushed by the dragon guard became the favorite of many people. nightmare.
Of course, this is something.
Hill asked, "Anything else?"
"The other thing is that the skeletons want to build a new palace, but they are hesitant about where the gate should face," Albrecht said.
"Tell me carefully," Hill said. This should be exquisite.
Albrecht said: "A thousand years ago..."
Hill immediately interrupted him: "Forget it, let's talk briefly." You are really serious.
However, Hill already knew how much the dark elf Albrecht was... and he was frightened many times...
"Whether it is facing the position where the moon rises or the position facing the Blackrock Tower, everyone is hesitant." Albrecht said concisely enough this time.
"Oh, it's a bit like the choice between theocracy and kingship," Hill said.
The gods that the dark elves believe in require them to face the gate to the position where the moon rises, and facing the Blackstone Tower is naturally a tribute to the devil. So Hill said it was a choice between 'theocracy' and 'royal power'.
If it was another race, Hill would directly say that he was facing Blackrock Tower, but the dark elves are a special race, so Hill thought for a while, "Let's sit north and face south."
Albrecht nodded cautiously, "You mean that the dark elves don't need to believe in gods or rely too much on you, should we rely on ourselves?"
Hill was choked...
Alice next to him handed Hill a glass, and Hill drank the clear spring water mixed with fruit juice in one gulp, and said helplessly, "You are really doing reading comprehension."
Hill felt that if these demons were put in the college entrance examination Chinese reading comprehension, and asked them to answer "what kind of thoughts and feelings are expressed in the underlined sentence", they would be able to think and write a composition.
Oh, in this way, he seems to be able to implement a new examination system at the Yulan Academy of Magic. Hey, "How to express thoughts and feelings in underlined sentences", let people in another world experience it hahaha.
There is no need to write it down on the goal wall. Hill directly called the ghost Bins to assign him this task—since the school has begun to implement book education on a large scale, should the examination system be reformed
All major magic academies are connected. When academic exchanges are held, this will be promoted to other countries' magic academies. It is best to train mages from other countries to have strong theoretical knowledge but not very good at releasing magic. kind. Later, he will change the system of the Yulan Academy of Magic again, so that theory and actual combat can be paralleled. After all, the Yulan Empire is almost controlled by Hill now, and it is very beneficial to him that the Yulan Empire is really strong.
It's a slow process, but necessary.
Evenly matched wars, passionate fights, loyalty to the empire, and the glory of the race... Hill liked these very much when he read novels back then, but forget it when it's his turn. is the dead life. What Hill wants is to surpass the opponent in all aspects, constantly strengthen himself and weaken the enemy, and finally form an absolute crush.
Victory without fighting is the highest state of the art of war.
Here Albrecht was still at a loss after hearing Hill's words, "Then why do you sit north and face south?"
This is the habit of the Chinese ancestors. Hill just said it in passing. Now that Albrecht asks this, Hill can't talk about the sun in the northern hemisphere... So Hill said nonsense: "Because sitting north and facing south , the water flows down, it won’t flow into the room.”
Albrecht said "poof": "Do you dare to go north and south according to this?! My king?!"
This sentence was so funny that Albrecht failed to convert it.
It's really hard to watch him complain.
Hill laughed, "So don't be so serious all the time, just smile more, like now." He drew a big arc on both sides of his lips with his finger to simulate a smiling face: "Of course it's enough to laugh, don't 'poof', Especially don't 'poof' when eating."
"Yes, I'm sorry, my king." Albrecht bowed his head and apologized.
02.
According to the plan, after breakfast, Hill and Albrecht took the train to the territory of the dark elves, and quickly found their destination.
The dense plants by the lake looked very strange, Hill thought for a while and found that he had no idea at all.
He has always wondered why the main characters in the infrastructure novels he read before are familiar with all kinds of vegetables and food, and he can recognize them. These main characters are too powerful. If Hill was asked to tell the difference, he wouldn't even be able to recognize spinach and lettuce... Well, he doesn't cook, so he's really useless in this respect. But he can eat it when it is cooked, ahem. Knowing how to eat is enough.
Hill used the mobile phone's Internet to search for pictures online for a long time, and finally judged the type of plant in this area - wild rice.
Wild rice wild rice is a valuable aquatic vegetable. Its grass is excellent feed and a place for fish to overwinter. Its stalk base will become fat and strong after being parasitized by fungi... This makes Hill think about it for a moment, if If this kind of effect is also effective on people, wouldn't it make thousands of men crazy
Speaking of which, in some parts of medieval Europe, everything about a person, including the body, belonged to the Holy See, so it was a sin for a man to "not work". At that time, women could divorce because of this, and if the husband did not want a divorce, he had to prove himself "Okay", the specific thing is to prove it under the watchful eye of the "verification officer", um, personally prove... what's the matter.
What's even more frightening is that in the 20th century, there was a popular surgery of transplanting goat gao pills, which is said to revive a man's glory. Oh, this kind of surgery is also available in another world. cough.
Let's go back to wild rice. The thick, fat and tender stems after being infected are very delicious vegetables, also known as Zizania. Wild rice stem has a light and slightly sweet taste, which is the unique flavor of aquatic plants. It can be eaten with meat and vegetables when cooking, and it goes well with it.
Hill doubled down on the menu and decided to make lunch.
He immediately tried to shred wild rice stems and wild boar with blood teeth. The slightly greasy meat is just relieved by the sweetness of wild rice stems. Sprinkle it with good chili oil, and fry it again. Of course, the wild pork is also delicious, slightly charred, with a great taste, and the spicy taste of the millet pepper is perfect.
This trip got a new ingredient, and Hill's mood improved a lot.
After all, the grain depot is never too full.
Wild rice, ready to promote planting.
Hill plans to plan this area as a field of bamboo shoots, and let the skeleton construction team go to other places. Agriculture is developed here.
Carry out rotation of wild rice stems with rice and mat grass, and then symbiose with crabs and eels in different areas. Crab, that is also very delicious, hehe.
Lunch was served by the lake, and besides Zizania, there was also a hard dish called Hanging Pot Fathead Fish.
It was almost mid-autumn at this time, and it was still a bit cold in the wild, especially by the lake. As soon as the steaming hot and spicy smell comes out, the whole body feels strong. The fish is fragrant and tasty. In addition to the fish, water bamboo, mushrooms and other ingredients are added to the pot and eaten together. The soup is made from fish bones, the fish is fried in a deep fryer and then rinsed in the pot, with the best condiments in the devil world, the one is burnt on the outside and tender on the inside, the one is delicious and spicy... the person who eats it will feel hot all over , Hiccup is a feeling of happiness and satisfaction. Hill really likes the spicy taste.
The lunch break took place in the dark elves' territory, and they had built a separate house for Hill according to Hill's request.
The clear glass is layered on top of each other, and the sunlight falling on the house is like melting silver. Hill lay on the soft round bed and looked at the light purple sky—the sky in the dark elf territory was light purple because of the fog. Sleepiness gradually hit him, and he closed his eyes.
Tomorrow, it's time to return to the human world to deal with various matters. After this plague islands, there are many more loyalists of the Dark Holy See, and the people of the Yulan Empire and Mülheim have also taken a step forward. Next is the Poseidon Festival in the Plague Islands. Taking this opportunity, the immersive theater of "Pirates of the Caribbean" can also be launched. Oh, and the filmed "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" will be released. There is also "Playing with the Red Moon".
The business is really getting bigger and bigger.
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