01.
The day of the premiere of The Incredible Hulk.
Magnolia City.
"One movie after another, we are obsessed with one movie, and after a while we are obsessed with the next one, and then quickly forget what we were obsessed with before, and we always feel a little sad."
"Come on, it's good to watch a movie, you are not a bard who hurts the spring and the autumn, you are a nobleman, and you are the nobleman who can make the bard hurt and mourn the autumn."
"It would be nice if there were several movies like "Pirates of the Caribbean", but I also want to watch new movies... Oh, what a contradiction."
"It's true..."
"What are you two selling here? If you don't want to watch it, please give me the movie ticket. Oh damn, I didn't get a ticket for the premiere!"
"Hahaha need me to give you a spoiler after watching it? Tom."
"Get out! Jerry!"
josh kenny.
"Hey, have you heard? The Gold has publicly joined the Dark Vatican!"
"Wow, really? What kind of benefits did the Dark Holy See give them! That's a bunch of money fans."
"Gives them the benefit of not killing them."
"Cough cough cough..."
"The Bird of Death is now almost flattening all the way, and all large-scale pirate groups are forced to believe in the Dark God by them."
"Forcing a bird! I hear they get free cans every month!"
"Damn, damn, come and force me, why didn't the Dead Bird come and force me, I want to join too!"
"Pence, didn't you say last time that no one can change your belief in Sea God?"
"That's canned food! Canned food!"
The Devil’s Emporium has changed the habits of Josh Kenny’s pirates. Every time the movie is released, the major pirate groups will come to Josh Kenny. Over time, everyone has formed a habit. During the movie, Josh Kenny is prohibited from fighting, and fringe people like pirates will gather in Josh Kenny during this period to exchange information, trade goods and other things, just like going to the market. Oh yes, there is a part of the city that basically follows the movie to run.
Plague Islands.
"Ah! Lord Demon King's new movie is released! One hundred movie tickets is not too much!"
"I'm not yet an adult, but it's not too much to buy dozens of them!"
"It's a mission! You must buy all of them! There is no negotiating!"
"Stingy is stingy, don't make excuses, you usually have a lot of gold coins for afternoon tea or something, I, a noble passer-by with no belief, can buy more than you, a dark believer. Ha ha."
"You are so stupid, the movie tickets have been snatched up by the pirates while you are dancing here."
"Ah! Premiere!"
Hmmm... weird stuff mixed into the Plague Isles.
Winter City.
"I heard that Earl Black will play an important role in it!"
"Wow, amazing! It seems that we and the demons have completely started to cooperate."
"I hope the food at the Devil's Restaurant will be cheaper in the future, it's really too expensive..."
"Isn't that right? I heard that the restaurant in the Demon Realm on the Yulan Empire is much cheaper than ours."
"Stop talking about restaurants! Watch a movie! Watch a movie!"
There are a lot of people in the Demon Realm shopping mall at this point, and even the restaurant is full of people. Many of them didn't buy tickets for the premiere, they just came to see it. There will be a lot of nobles around the movie, which has become a good opportunity to socialize.
Soon, the service staff's notification sounded.
"Hall No. 1, "The Incredible Hulk" is about to start, please check the tickets to enter the venue."
"Room No. 2..."
"Hall No. 3..."
Almost at the same time, all the people who participated in the premiere at the Demon Realm Mall stood up and lined up to enter the venue one by one. Of course, it was unavoidable to be modest in the middle, letting the person with the highest title go ahead. In fact, the whole team spent more time on this or that, but there is currently no effective solution to it, and of course these people don't want to solve it.
Soon, the movie officially begins.
The first thing that appeared was the Q version of the skeleton from Demon King Film and Television, and then the feature film started neatly.
In Hill's setting, Bruce Banner is a mage, but he is better at academics. Although he can play by himself, it is completely impossible for the perverted Avengers. In the later period, Hill had this kind of idea. Others in the Avengers asked him to quickly become a Hulk. Banner didn't want to change, so he shouted: "I am a mage, and I have terrible power in front of ordinary people." !"
Then he turned his head, and Thor was holding the Demon King's Hammer, Iron Man's steel armor was shining, and next to him was Captain Yulan's well-developed chest and gluteal muscles (... ). Master Banner took a step back, well, this one is stronger than a pervert, he really can't compare, "Okay, I'll transform, transform." He said helplessly.
The construction of "Invincible Hulk" is very similar to traditional Hollywood. After it was released on the earth, there were mixed reviews, but generally speaking, there were more positive reviews than negative reviews. Most of the negative reviews focused on the old-fashioned and unattractive plot. Also, the relationship between the hero and the heroine is too thin, which makes people look dumb: oh, this is the heroine, oh, they got together, and then they disappeared.
But this kind of problem does not exist in the different world. Firstly, the people in the different world have not experienced many Hollywood blockbusters, and secondly, Hill rearranged the weak emotional lines in the new script.
Therefore, the evaluation of this movie must not be low.
The military of the Yulan Empire has held a view for a long time. They believe that the two races of humans and demons have their own advantages and disadvantages. Humans have a higher upper limit of talent, while demons are born with powerful power. Rising will create a powerful individual.
Master Banner is one of the researchers of this project. He collected the blood of various demons and mixed them together according to the proportion. Then the Hulk was born.
In the setting, the Hulk has the power to surpass the dragon, and Hill plans to shoot the scene of the Hulk pulling the dragon's tail and swinging it back and forth.
As long as Master Banner's emotional pulse reaches a peak, he will turn into a Hulk. In this way, he was directly hunted down by the military and the church, so he fled all the way to the border town of the Magnolia Empire for refuge. After being discovered, it was another battle and escape, and all kinds of cool special effects were piled up, which made the audience hooked. On the way, there was a battle in a certain Demon World shopping mall. Everyone watched the Hulk destroy the Demon World restaurant, and everyone gasped and felt distressed.
Because the interior decoration of the Demon World shopping malls in various places is almost the same, so the audience has a sense of substitution when watching this passage.
After that, a paladin also used the blood of the demons to become a huge monster named 'Abomination'. Hulk and him have the following dialogue:
Banner: "I don't understand why you use this kind of failure. You obviously have a better way."
Abomination: "Are you saying we can use Archangel to kill you?"
"You don't dare to use angels to descend, right? Angels killed many demons in the war with the demon world in the past, but there were also many demons who tore angels apart. After all, angels are just another powerful creature. It's just that it happens to represent your beliefs, if the angels come and can't kill me, your beliefs will be shattered, right?" Banner asked.
The abomination roared at him: "Don't sully my faith, Mage!"
"It's so ironic of you to say 'faith' in this body," Banner said.
"You're no better than me!" the loathing continued to growl.
"One, I don't believe in the God of Light; two, even if I transform, I still look better than you." Banner took off his monocle and put it on the rock over there. He walked forward step by step, his body swelled Standing up, his muscles soared, this is the first time he has actively turned into the Hulk in the movie.
The audience below screamed, "So handsome!!!"
There is no profound truth in this movie, and the overall situation basically revolves around the word "cool".
Of course, the discussion about angels just now was made by Hill on purpose. At present, the audience has accepted this line well, and even deeply agrees with it.
In the final battle, after defeating the enemy, the Hulk's girlfriend tried to awaken the Hulk's sanity.
She cried and said to him: "There is no problem, you are safe, no one will hurt you, wake up..."
The Hulk catches her tears with his fingers and calls her name.
At this time, everyone looked forward to it, wow, Master Turner will be able to control himself immediately, a happy ending!
However. The priest of light over there took this opportunity to carry out a sneak attack, and they jointly sent out a slash, and the Hulk immediately lost control and fell into a rage.
The audience also fell into a frenzy.
Obviously the big reunion is just around the corner! What are they doing!
Hulk's lover angrily asked the audience: "What are you doing!"
The leading paladin said solemnly: "To deal with demons, you must be more cunning than demons."
Seeing that a scuffle was about to start, a sudden explosion overturned everyone present, and then under the light effect of the magic crystal cannon, Tony Stark in a steel battle suit descended from the sky and appeared gracefully: " Seriously, Master Turner, I have long disliked the church. But it is not good if you make trouble in my Yulan City, everyone calm down, okay?"
This is a line that is very rich in his personal style.
The audience's eyes widened.
iron Man! It's Iron Man! iron Man! How did he come out! So this happened in a world!
The surprise came unexpectedly.
Tom from the Magnolia City Demon World Mall stared wide-eyed. Before the movie started, he felt that the movie followed one after another. After watching the latter one, he forgot the previous one, and it was not a series sequel, so he felt a little pity, and now... it was actually linked together. ? ! What's next? what will happen? Wow - looking forward to it!
Everyone is excited.
Then after the battle came the sensational part, Master Turner's lover said to Turner: "I love you whether you are a human or a demon."
"But I'm not a human being, nor a demon." Master Turner said.
"Then I love you too." She said affectionately, "I don't love you because of who you are, I love you just because you are you."
Then there was a kiss, and the moonlight shone on them, and the shadow of Master Turner was stretched very long, vaguely showing the outline of the Hulk.
Surrounded by the ruins of the battle, broken walls and dilapidated buildings, but there are thriving grasses growing between the stone cracks. Hill intends to revisit Master Banner's hometown in the next movie with the appearance of the Hulk. At that time, the grass had already bloomed. Let the flowers continue to sway in the wind and stretch your body. Then this flower will appear in several Marvel movies, and will eventually be trampled to death by Thanos who will appear in the future.
The movie ends here perfectly.
Then an easter egg popped out.
Tony Stark having a conversation with Duke Black's general.
"Although there were already successful cases of human and demon hybrids back then, I still don't support this kind of research. I think it's better to engage in technology."
In addition, for that green friend, I want to say that we are organizing an alliance of superpowers, which can solve this trouble for you. "
General: "Are you going to kill him with the alliance?"
Tony Stark: "I want him in this league."
General: "But he has a lot of bad records..."
"Oh, believe me, General, there are many people in this alliance who are worse than him, and he can be regarded as a good man in this alliance." Tony Stark showed a bright smile.
The movie officially ends here!
The whole movie has a compact plot, tense rhythm, flying special effects, and is full of some old-fashioned stalks in Hollywood commercial movies, but people from different worlds watch it with gusto.
What's that at the end? alliance! What alliance! I feel so looking forward to it! The members in it seem to be very powerful!
Wait, there was a successful case of human-devil hybrids before? Is the experimenter still alive
Wow, a lot of foreshadowing was buried in the last minute!
Everyone = the audience is scratching their heads.
People outside the movie theater saw such a scene for the first time: instead of excitement, the faces of the audience after the movie were full of doubts.
People outside are suspicious, what's going on? Is this movie bad
Then they learned from those people that it was because the foreshadowing at the end of the movie was too itchy.
So this made the people waiting outside start to scratch their hearts.
Ahh, I really want to watch this movie right away! I really want to!
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