01.
"I was walking into the theater thinking, wow, that Tony Stark is a hero, he's famous, he's gotta show it off for his character! Oh yeah, you guessed it, I'm I want to see how he pretends to be X in front of the public. I have imagined many ways to pretend to be X before, and I think that no one knows how to pretend to be X better than me. When he fell from the sky to the stage wearing a battle armor through fireworks at the beginning, I felt like I was going to lose, and then I saw the succubus dancing behind him, he took the waiter's wine on the stage and toasted the succubus next to him, and said to the crowd below, 'First drink, To all of humanity; second, to our Iron Man, oh, that's me; third, to our empire... wait am I taking it too far? I think it's ok.'… with him on stage After saying this so coquettishly, well, I admit that I have completely lost, and the way I fantasized about pretending to be X for half a year was directly crushed."
This opening is that Hill moved the beginning of the original movie, and then made a large-scale adaptation of the lines and details to make it more in line with this era.
"The character of Iron Man is really soulful. It reminds me of Theodore who yelled at the sky, 'Don't bully the young and poor'! Both of them are engraved on my heart!"
Hill burst out laughing when he saw this, okay, who is this blackmailing... In fact, up to now, the domineering devil and Theodore of "Thirty Years in Hedong and Thirty Years in Hexi" are still the most popular among everyone. The object of relish seems to have become an eternal classic image. Hill planned to write two more similar scripts, and let Ali Gaeli go to shoot. This idea is good, he took the time to talk to Ali Gaeli.
""Iron Man" is my favorite movie. This movie really makes me laugh from beginning to end. The lines in it are so funny and can be called witty words. I like Iron Man talking babble all by himself. , I don't think it's a waste of time at all, because his words are really too interesting. He ridiculed Prince Belai speechless at the meeting, and finally Shi Shiran said to Prince Belai before leaving :'You are such a pistachio', and then flung a few kisses to the other party charmingly, I almost died laughing at that hahahaha... His narcissism is humorous, so it doesn't make people feel annoying, At most, I feel angry... By the way, Prince Bailai has become the queen's villain."
Prince Bolai was really unlucky, he would be dragged out and flogged his corpse after death. After all, this is a movie "based on reality", so sometimes it is necessary to write a villain, and Hill directly changed the villain's surname to Burai with a swipe of a pen. It's really a "queen villain". However, even in the later movies, Bo Lai acted as an innocuous little villain every time, and he could not be called a villain. Later, when the children of the Bolai family revived the Bolai family, they even played the banner of "We are the villains of His Majesty Greenwald", and even got some support. After the Bolai family was successfully revived, they even sent money to ask for it. Let them serve as the final villain once, so that they can save face.
Hill couldn't laugh or cry at this. Well, well, just be happy.
"The first one was more of Iron Man's solo show, and this one added other aspects of him, and further fleshed out his character. He stared at the magic device for a while after realizing that he was about to die, Then when the wind elemental spirit asked him what instructions do you have for the next movie? He replied, "Tonight's banquet will continue, and it will be more grand, and we will have a whole night of carnival." Then at the evening banquet, he held red wine Saying 'Fucking happy life' to everyone on the steps. At that moment, I really felt that I loved this man so much!"
It seems that many people like these original plots very much, and Hill is quite satisfied with this, hey, my original plots have been liked by people for being fake. happy.
This movie officially dispels people's excess sadness. This type of commercial film does not need to use too much brains to gain a lot of happiness from it. Immersed in the movie and forget the sadness of reality, it is good to be happy anyway. Seeing Iron Man's unrestrained appearance, the mood of the whole person also opened up. Even when he was about to die, he could still raise his glass with a smile and say to everyone, "To a happy fucking life", how wonderful, how wonderful.
For a week in a row, movie theaters everywhere were full. Of course, this 'everywhere' does not include the Dijon tribe. The Dijon Tribe of the Demon World Mall was launched not long ago, so it has always been full, and it will take several months before the heat is slightly relieved.
Then the popularity of "The Incredible Hulk" was also brought up. Everyone collected various clues in the movie, talked about the "Avengers" with great interest, and speculated about what kind of organization it was. As for the purpose of the organization, most of them have already guessed: to protect the planet. After all, His Majesty Greenwald has already said on Weibo that the name of the first Avengers is "Alien Invasion". Wow! Excited just thinking about it! I have only seen aliens in novels before, but now I can see them in movies!
The second batch of Iron Man's peripherals followed the popularity. Hill launched 20 sets of limited steel suits for each city, and they were quickly traded at a sky-high price. Hill made the gold coins earned by the steel suits public to the world. After that, it was directly announced that all donations would be donated to the 'Bird of Dawn' charity organization. Jefferson Jackson also acted quickly, taking the opportunity to promote a wave of 'Dawn Bird'.
For a time, there were constant praises from all parties.
02.
demon world. Alice Manor.
Alice said at the time that she wanted a large and luxurious manor, so Hill ordered the skeleton construction team to build Alice's manor with various precious things from the human world to the demon world.
That day, Monroe happened to be in the Demon Realm for business, so Hill and he took Alice to her manor.
The hall of the manor is so tall and spacious that it is more like a "temple" than a "hall". There are a total of six huge floor-to-ceiling windows on the front, with exquisite carvings on them. On the west side of the hall, there is a glass screen with engraved stories from mythology. Just this screen is worth a lot to other people - it's glass! Well, it's glass.
Just above the main hall is a very beautiful crystal chandelier, the crystal pendant hangs down, and it is filled with candles, which are lit and extinguished by magic. This chandelier is the proud work of the black dwarves. When it is lit and the flames on the walls of the hall are extinguished, the entire hall will be immersed in the brilliance of stars, which is so beautiful that it is dazzling.
On the other side of the screen was a small world with rattan armchairs, a table, and a fireplace. When other people are partying in the hall, some guests who want to communicate privately can sit here for a communication that is not particularly closed but private enough.
Alice can hold a huge banquet in the manor in the future. When Hill took her hand to visit the hall, he told her that she had this power.
Alice nodded: "I see, Hill."
Alice's own bedroom is in the middle of the garden. The flowers are arranged in order according to the color, and they surround her house one by one, which is as beautiful as the scenery in a fairy tale world.
Hill let go of Alice's hand: "Go in and have a look." Alice looked up at Hill: "Don't Hill go in?"
"Girls' rooms, I still won't go in." Hill said.
Alice nodded, and limped towards her bedroom on crutches. The first thing that catches the eye is a very beautiful big bed. The headboard of the bed is made of curly woven vines. The pattern is mysterious and beautiful. There are many small broken lights wrapped around it. The stars twinkle in the dark night, which is very beautiful. In fact, this decoration style is a bit like the ins style popular on Xiaohongshu, and Hill did it according to that feeling. The decoration style that spans space and ages has caught Alice in a daze, how can it be so beautiful...
outside the room.
"Do you think I'm a gentleman and polite?" Hill asked Monroe next to him.
"Hmm... Actually, I just thought, is the implication of your sentence that you will go in the boy's room casually?" Monroe said.
Hill was stunned for a second: "You are making trouble for no reason..."
"I thought I was talking about facts," Monroe said slowly.
Hill froze again for a second: "You are making trouble."
"I didn't have such a plan at first, I just said it when I suddenly remembered it..." Monroe looked at Hill and said, "You suddenly acted so excited, your expression is so cute, so I want to go more Watch some."
Hill covered his face: "You hit me with a straight ball!"
"Straight ball?" Monroe repeated, he didn't understand the meaning of "straight ball", he thought for a while according to his own understanding, a little petrified: "...how can you say such foul language in broad daylight."
"Pfft. No, no, no, that's not what I meant. Fuck you, why are your thoughts as obscene as mine, should I feel sorry..." The corner of Hill's mouth twitched.
"It's also trying to imitate your thinking in order to keep up with your thinking." Monroe explained.
"And then?" Hill asked curiously.
Monroe replied truthfully: "Then I found out that after imitating your thinking, I found that everything can be pornographic."
Hill: "..."
Hill: "...I repent."
"Actually, you don't need to repent, because this is your personality." Monroe comforted me kindly.
"I know you're trying to comfort me, but your consolation is objectively a little too ironic," Hill said.
"And the most important thing is that I don't think you can change it," Monroe continued.
"... This is a bit too much for you, I am a majestic Lord Demon King." Hill said: "How can I not change it? But speaking of Monroe, you actually said 'everything can be pornographic', hahaha, Ha ha ha ha… "
"Silence you." Monroe was obviously joking.
"It's okay to talk, just silence it." Hill said casually.
Then the two petrified at the same time.
After a few seconds, Monroe said slowly, "Look, I told you, you can't change it."
Hill looked at Monroe for a few seconds, then looked away in embarrassment: "I'm going to be angry."
"So what are you going to do?" Monroe asked.
"Forcibly kiss you." Hill said so earnestly, then took a step forward, pinched Monroe's jaw and kissed him. Monroe struggled a bit, his blue eyes were filled with shame and anger: "Let go of me, you nasty devil!"
This is so exciting. Xie smiled evilly and said, "Hey hey, you paladin has fallen into the hands of this king, let's see how this king tortures you hey hey..."
Alice just came out of the bedroom, and after hearing this scary dialogue, she went back to the bedroom silently. She thought to herself that Hill is really in a good mood. She'd better stay in the room for a while.
Hill is getting excited (… ), but Monroe pushes Hill away.
"What's wrong?" Hill asked.
"First point, Alice just probed." Monroe said.
Hill replied: "It's okay, she retracted again, little Alice is very good,"
"So there's a second point," Monroe said.
"kindness?"
Munro continued: "Second point, it's kind of stupid, I can't do it anymore."
"Cough cough cough..." Hill coughed for a while, and said seriously: "Actually, this is quite interesting, really, if you don't believe me, you can try the active method."
Monroe thought for a moment, raised Hill's chin with his hand, and said, "The Pope has taken a fancy to you. This is God's will. Let us complete the communication between body and soul under the witness of God, Demon Race."
Alice sat in the room for a while and felt that they should be over. She heard this sentence just after sticking her head out, and then shrank back.
OK. Alice thought. It turns out that the Pope is also very elegant.
Hill was in high spirits: "Okay, okay, let's communicate."
Monroe:"… "
Monroe: "...forget it, I still feel a little silly."
The corner of Hill's mouth twitched, and he slammed his head into Monroe's chest: "Eat my head!"
"Ahem... sorry." Monroe took a step back coughing.
But hahaha so happy. Sure enough, it was a pleasure to be with Monroe.
Hill thought.
03.
Eutin Empire. holy city. Church of Light.
The luxurious golden curtain is studded with gemstones like stars, the sacred bells are heard from afar, and the voices of children are singing loud and clear hymns nearby.
The setting sun falls in the sky, and soon the stars and the moon will come together.
The Pope stood in front of the statue of the God of Light, with his white cassock sweeping the floor, his head bowed as if praying. Teresa stood behind him and looked up at the statue of the God of Light without respect.
"Let's start the next wave of public opinion offensive." The pope said.
"Use dark lines?" Teresa looked away and looked at the Pope's back.
"What do you think?" asked the pope.
Teresa thought for a while, and said, "With the number of our current hidden lines, two more remarks will basically be useless."
"That's it." The Pope thought for a moment, and said directly: "Let's declare this statement directly to the outside world. It is said that the demons plundered a large amount of human wealth through the Demon Realm Mall to build the Demon Realm, and directly declared it as the Church of Light."
Teresa's heart tightened: "What if they block speech? Lock these speeches out of the country completely."
"Then use a dark line, and at the same time say that the demons are controlling the minds of humans and are brainwashing them. The church has already announced it to the outside world, but the humans living in those countries can't get any news." The Pope said.
When Teresa heard this, he felt cold. He subconsciously wanted to report the matter to Hill, and then he thought that Hill said that he is not needed here now, and he only needs to play his role as the archbishop well. And now the Pope is really watching closely... "Yes, Your Majesty." Teresa said.
"At the same time, contact those demons who have been living in the human world, and those who have agreed to cooperate with us." The pope continued.
Teresa thumped in her heart: "What do you contact them for?"
"To harm humanity," said the pope.
Theresa subconsciously looked at the statue of the God of Light: "This..." He frowned.
The Pope of Light turned around. He saw Teresa frowning. He followed Teresa's gaze to look at the statue of the God of Light, and his voice was full of compassion: "Sometimes some necessary sacrifices are needed. Children. "
"I don't think it's good," Teresa said.
"Why do you have such thoughts? Those people are heretics." The Pope's voice was still gentle, "God is watching you and me, child."
"Okay." Teresa lowered her head again: "Your Majesty, you are right. God is watching you and me."
The Pope slowly looked at the clouds in the sky: "The demons have been brainwashing those people to say that the demons are good people. In this way, their concepts can be fundamentally shaken."
To be honest, this trick is really ruthless.
However…
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