01.
During filming, most of Irwin's eggs (… ) hatched successfully, and what emerged were a flock of mutated fowl, which Hill dumped directly on the tauren tribe, leaving the tauren People help keep it.
The tauren race is one of the races closest to nature among the demons, second only to the night elves, and they also have a tradition of grazing and breeding, so Hill feels relieved to give these things to them.
Hill once thought of getting some cows from the human world for the tauren to breed, but the dark elf Albrecht persuaded him to give up this idea: "My king, I think the tauren will try to do some strange things with those cows."
Hill felt inexplicably shocked: "They are two races!"
"Humans and sea monsters are also two races. The sea monsters in the movie have fish tails." Albrecht said flatly, "There are still many humans who want to find sea monsters as wives."
"But the siren has the upper body of a human... Forget it, I understand, the cow also has the head of a tauren..." Hill felt that he was too naive after he finished speaking, and then he remembered a news that he had read before, which was about Australia A beer company originally had brown-orange beer with dents on the bottom of the bottle, which was the same as the elytra of a certain female beetle, so groups of beetles wanted to mate with the bottle, which led to a rapid decline in the beetle's fertility rate. became an endangered species. It ended up being that the beer company had to change the design.
Hill almost knelt down when he saw it.
This is really too curious.
Speaking of which world has this kind of novel setting.
Abandoning the idea of breeding cattle for the time being, Hill decided to wait and see what happened to those mutated poultry. In addition, he made some big-name earrings and pendant jewelry designs on the Internet, and then handed them over to the dark elves, letting them try to carve with their dexterous hands.
This type of jewelry depends on the material first, and the craftsmanship on the other. Some famous jewelry brands on the earth have crazy premiums if they look at raw materials, and the premiums include craftsmanship, brand effect, advertising fees and the like.
Hill's current idea is very clear, focusing on movies and then developing other commercial activities. Movies are their biggest advantage at present. Based on this, they will expand and create brand effects-this is a relatively safe and realistic approach.
Of course, the accessories of "The Daughter of the Sea" are unavoidable among those jewelry, such as the fish tail earrings and the pendant with the Siren Princess silhouette. Squeeze as much as you can squeeze this ip. Hill, who was short of money, thought covetously.
02.
Lich Ali Gaili, one of the five elders, heard that the Demon King was making a movie, so he came over and offered to be in charge of special effects. But this movie doesn't need these at the moment, and Ali Gaili said euphemistically that maybe he can play a cameo role in one of them.
What Hill didn't know was that Alighieri was there for a meal... During the filming of the film, the crew ate together, and the meals were all from Hill's recipes.
Hill felt a little confused about this. He didn't understand why Ali Gaili was so enthusiastic all of a sudden, but since his five elders valued movies very much, let him come over.
Well... the original plan was to play a paladin.
Alighieri almost coughed his heart out when he heard the role he played, and then he held his chest and said: "My king, you can let the paladins stationed in the lower realm of the church play their true colors. Let the lich play the paladin, too Long live."
Hill subconsciously said no, but after thinking about it, it seems to be okay.
His and Monroe's relationship was less rigid now.
The paladins had been stationed in the lower realm for nearly five months, during which time they only had regular wartime supplies, which meant that their food was extremely poor. Every time the dark knight Goldonia went to the human world, Hill asked him to ask Monroe if they had anything they needed to bring. At first, the paladins definitely didn't let go and didn't accept this kindness, but Hill asked Goldonia to ask each time, and the paladins gradually let go after asking too many questions.
There is a saying that an iron pestle is ground into a needle, not to mention that the human heart is made of flesh... Although the previous sentence now has a different obscene meaning.
Moreover, Hill often asked Irvin to give a part of the meal to the paladin—of course it was only a part, maybe only enough for one or two people. Of course he did this on purpose, he is not a philanthropist, if he can seduce all these paladins, the benefits he can get will not be a little bit.
Under such an offensive, the attitude of the paladins is naturally much better.
Thinking of this, Hill dug out a bunch of recipes on his phone and wrote them down, then snapped his fingers and said, "Ervin."
The flames in the fireplace rose sharply, and Irvin walked out of the fire wearing a top hat, and then saluted Hill, "My king." Irvin who appeared in front of Hill at this time had a red robe Hair and golden eyes, deep facial features, and a flame-like aura exuding from his body. It's pretty good.
Hill raised his eyebrows, "How did you become a human?"
"Because I feel that my king prefers the appearance of humans." Erwin took off his top hat and knelt down on one knee to salute, "I did a lot of thinking during the process of hatching eggs. As my king's servant, I should be satisfied in every way." Your needs.” What a process of hatching eggs.
Hill said casually, "Then why don't you become a woman at all?"
Erwin responded: "Because I feel that my king prefers men."
Hill was embarrassed for a second: "Ah..." Then his eyes drifted, "Well... let's say that. That," he changed the subject: "It's time to cook."
During this period of time, there has been a lot of communication between the human world and the lower world. Hill has stored a lot of ingredients and seasonings here. The church has been too lazy to care about what the demon king of the lower world has purchased in the human world. Once bored, the bishop thought about himself. It's better to supervise, in case the devil is doing something... So he saw that the devil bought a lot of pepper.
Why does this devil look like an upstart. The bishop complained in his heart.
At the same time, he remembered the promotional video of "The Domineering Demon King Falls in Love with Me" a while ago. What the hell was the line in it? Really nothing more than that. But after a few days, he found that he didn't know why his mind was full of 'Woman, you are playing with fire', 'Woman, you are playing with fire', 'Woman...', 'Playing with fire...' somehow in his head Loop mode is on.
Poisonous... Isn't this sentence too magical
By the way, the word [Magic Nature] appeared later, and it generally refers to things that seem strange but inexplicable from the demons at first glance, and sometimes start a terrible brainwashing mode.
What needs to be said here is that pepper was indeed a luxury in that period, and it was also on the earth. Indian mythology even said that the Indian gods let pepper descend and grow on the land of India in order to bless mankind, while in the "Old Testament" Very early on, there was a holy anointing oil for worshiping Jehovah prepared with cinnamon and cloves as the main ingredients. In the imagination of believers, heaven is the other side full of the fragrance of pepper and cinnamon.
But if you are a foodie, you will indeed be so hahaha, it is really a paradise for foodies.
Pepper was equivalent to gold at that time, and it was also a means of showing off wealth for European nobles. Of course, the high society in Yulan City didn't like this kind of direct means of showing off their wealth, so when Lord Demon King bought a lot of pepper, the bishop subconsciously felt that this guy was like a nouveau riche, and it was worthless to observe him.
Of course, in addition to buying things from the human world, Hill is also working hard to develop special products from the lower world.
Pepper, Chinese prickly ash, hot pepper, cloves, nutmeg... Hill bought these spices back at a high price, and then let the werewolves with the most sensitive noses go down to the world to find the same or similar things. The paladins naturally reported all these truthfully to the higher authorities. In the end, the bishop who was in charge of communication scolded Monroe. He said that you should have your own judgment ability, don't report everything, and pick the important ones.
After the communication was cut off, Monroe knelt on the wasteland alone, his Paladin sword stuck in the ground. The rest of the Paladins watched their captain not far away. There are translucent clouds floating in the sky, and the land covered with weeds spreads into the distance, fluffy and lush, and the scenery is quite desolate.
The shadow of the paladin was cast on the wasteland of the lower realm, which looked quite desolate.
This is what Hill saw when he brought Bins, the ghost of the five elders, to find the paladins. Of course, they heard the conversation between Monroe and the bishop by virtue of their own strength.
Binns burst into tears: "Well... it's too bad... it's really too bad... everything in the world is killing that poor paladin..." The men next to him hurriedly used a potion bottle to put Bins away. Si's tears followed, their behavior has become a beautiful landscape in the lower realm.
In fact, when Hill thought about it, he felt that Monroe and the others were really miserable, and the church didn't know what they were doing, and it was like child's play in handling this matter. Thinking of Hill going forward to break the heavy atmosphere, the paladins looked at him one after another, some of them already smelled the aroma of the food, and even showed some expectant expressions.
Those paladins are very young, some of them are just in their teens, they should have a bright future... Thinking of this, Hill said to Monroe over there: "Hey, look at the paladins on the other side. "
Monroe turned around. At this time, there was no expression on his face, neither aloof nor sacred. It was only expressionless, which made him look moving. "The devil," he said.
Hill looked at Monroe like this and felt that he had suffered too much, so he stabbed him again immediately, "Your partners should have a bright future, but because of you they are unlucky to stay here, I don't know how long it will last."
"Yes." Monroe said in a lifeless voice, "I admit it."
The paladins over there are not happy:
"We followed Captain Monroe voluntarily."
"That's an overstatement."
"But you are very lucky to have met me." Hill shrugged, and then asked his followers to bring up the food Irvin had just prepared. At the same time, Hill closed his eyes and raised his fingers to draw mysterious symbols in the air. A modern house rose from the ground, with chandeliers, round tables, chairs, and steaming meals placed on the tables. The paladins After being stunned for a moment, they all held the knight sword in their hands.
"Don't be too nervous." Hill smiled, "Sit freely."
This room was created by him [fantasy], it is a kind of illusion, it doesn't actually exist, a higher attack can break it up. It was the first time for the paladins to see buildings on Earth. After all, many of them were young at heart, so after the initial nervousness, they couldn't help looking around.
One of the lively paladins boldly asked, "Devil King, what architectural style is this?"
"My hometown." Hill sat on the first seat, and he said with emotion: "But I can't go back now, and I may never go back."
The paladin said subconsciously: "You are so strong, so you can't go back?" He realized that he was talking smoothly, how could he praise the devil for being strong... that's the enemy... wait, they seem to be expecting the enemy now meals? The young paladin was caught in a tangle, and at the same time he looked at Captain Monroe furtively, and was relieved to find that Captain Monroe was looking at him without condemnation.
"Some things can't be helped." Hill shook his head, "You should be as clear as I am about this."
Hill's words touched some of the thoughts in the hearts of these paladins, and everyone fell silent.
"Okay, it's time for dinner." Hill said, "Stop talking about such miserable things, no matter how miserable life is, at least you can choose to eat delicious food now, right?" He clapped his hands, and then took the lead in using The fork took a piece of fried eel.
This kind of fried eel has been deboned first, and then divided each eel into four sections, and then Erwin cut it into three pieces along the grain with superb knife skills, then marinated with seasoning, deep-fried, and then used Stir some vegetables that are edible in the lower world and stir-fry them. The eel oil that comes out is fragrant and delicious.
In addition, there is a kind of crispy grilled fish steak. First, lemon juice, black pepper, sea salt and honey are applied to both sides of the fish. So terrible. After marinating, wrap it with bread crumbs and egg liquid, and then put it in an Irvin brand oven... Speaking of which, Irwin is really like a concept cooking robot on earth, that is, the kind of chef and kitchen utensils in one. This crispy grilled fish fillet is charred on the outside and tender on the inside, juicy and juicy, and it really brings an unparalleled enjoyment when dipped in a little tomato sauce.
Today's meal is very rich. In addition to these two dishes, it also includes red sausage sandwiched with toasted bread, fragrant curry soup, mushroom soup, and a baked lobster with cream cheese—the lobster is mutated, surprisingly large, and delicious. It's pretty much the same as on Earth.
The incomparable food that has never been enjoyed before, sometimes paladins wonder if this is what the church said about the temptation of the devil... But the church didn't say that the devil is tempted by food, Khan. And the devil king never asked them to do anything, since they were all delivered to the door, heck, it doesn't matter if they eat a little...it should be. It is rare to have such a sumptuous meal, and the paladins ate very happily, but Monroe put down his knife and fork and left after eating twice. A paladin went out worriedly and asked what was wrong, but Monroe just shook his head and told him to leave. Go back and eat with everyone.
Hill actually felt a little emotional in his heart. He could see from the side that Monroe himself had some doubts about the Church of Illuminati, and now he is still being treated like this... Just as the ghost Binns said, everything in the world seems to be killing him, And he can still hold on now, which is really amazing. Thinking about it this way, he actually admired Monroe a bit. But that didn't stop him from exploiting him. Who told him to be the devil. And he's doing it for a win-win situation... It's good for both of them.
After the meal, Hill asked his followers to serve wine. Although Hill thought the wine was not very good, the wonderful thing was that the wine came from the Eutin Empire, their hometown.
Hill deliberately made the paladins' emotions fluctuate so much that he could take advantage of it.
"I've been to the Eutin Empire before, and it was a beautiful place." Hill said with emotion, "The wine there left a deep impression on me."
The paladins fell silent.
Hill continued: "I'm sorry to inform you that this is the last meal I invite you to."
This time the paladins all raised their heads, and the bold paladin couldn't help but ask, "Why?"
"Why?" Hill got up, he wiped his fingers with the dining cloth, and showed a wonderful smile: "Then why, I want to treat you to eat? You are stationed in the lower realm, you desecrate the majesty of the demons, you even guard I have been reporting my affairs to the Church of Light... Then, why should I invite you to eat?"
The paladins fell silent, and some of them already showed annoyed expressions.
"Of course, it's easy to get food from me, as long as you are willing to pay something. Demons are different from humans. Humans pay attention to blood, background, and relationship, while demons pay attention to equal exchange." Hill continued.
One paladin blurted out: "Let's do something against our faith, we can't do it!"
Hill smiled, and he showed a doting smile as if looking at a child: "It's not a matter of violating faith, but I just help make a movie." The paladins have been in the lower realm for so long, so they know what a movie is. , "It can't be any harder for you than if you sit down and eat with me, can it?"
The paladin blushed.
Objectively speaking, Hill's words didn't mean much irony, but he just ate someone's food and refused his request, which made the paladins with a relatively high sense of morality feel uncomfortable.
"We, we need to discuss with the captain." Another paladin said.
"Okay." Hill said happily, "Remember, in the lower realm, equal exchange is important. You can get as much as you do—this is the law of the devil." He blinked, " Wish ya'll good luck."
After speaking, the house collapsed, the round table shattered, and the dim yellow sky of the lower realm appeared above everyone's heads again.
When the paladins looked again, they found that the devil and his followers had disappeared.
One of the paladins ran over to Monroe, who was watching the scenery alone, and described to him in a low voice what happened just now: "That's it, the filming..."
He thought Monroe would scold him, because Monroe always did that. But what he didn't expect was that Monroe just glanced at him indifferently, and then said, "Go if you want."
"Okay!" The paladin immediately showed a happy expression.
Monroe was slightly taken aback, since he came to the Netherworld, he hadn't seen Landry showing such an expression. He was obviously still a child.
The paladin named Landry asked again in a low voice: "Then, what about you, captain? Do you want to participate?"
Monroe nodded, "If you participate, I will be the first to participate."
"Okay~" Landry's voice was a little rippling.
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