01.
The blood-colored full moon hangs high in the night sky, and the stars are cold. Walking under such a sky is like walking in a dream. Everything is quiet in the desert, the cold is aggressive, and the cold wind is piercing.
After walking for a while, the weather suddenly changed, the wind was strong, and the sand and dust were raging. Erwin said with great experience: "My lord, a sandstorm is coming, why don't we hide?"
He was worried that his king would reject his proposal because of his pride and stubbornness, but he didn't expect Hill just nodded and said flatly: "Well, then hide for a while."
Great, my king will accept advice now!
The three quickly found a cave and hid in it. The original owner of the cave was a monster that resembled a bear, so it not only lost its own house, but even its own body.
Ten minutes later, the beast named Bayer was chopped into pieces. This time, there were no branches to use, and I couldn't stick it on Irvin's body to roast, so Hill silently looked at the paladin captain Monroe... the paladin's long sword at his waist.
Monroe didn't understand at first, he looked down at his crotch, thinking what dirty things the devil was thinking, then he saw the long sword by his waist, and then thought of how to grill fish, So he changed color suddenly: "Don't even think about it!" As a paladin with a loyal faith, he naturally felt that the idea of the devil was tarnishing his faith.
Hill sighed and shook his head. He asked Erwin to lie down, and then asked Monroe to thin a stone slab in the cave with a sword... This time Monroe finally did not refuse. Then, Hill put the thin slate on Erwin.
Erwin looked at Hill innocently with wide-eyed eyes. The slate was quickly burned red, and Hill put the meat of the Bayer beast on it.
With the pleasant sound of Zila, the smell of meat spread out at once~
This is a natural slate barbecue.
The fat of the Bayer beast is quite rich, the temperature of the slate is very high, and Hill is controlling the barbecue by the side. The aroma became stronger and stronger, and the surface of the meat soon became an attractive golden yellow. He also specially cut off the paws of Bayer Beast and roasted them. That guy looks a bit like a bear, and bear paws are the best.
Outside the cave is raging yellow sand and roaring winds. Inside the cave is a warm fire, the smell of roasting meat.
For a while, the picture was a little warm.
Paladin Monroe has been looking at the scenery outside, Hill glanced at him a few times, but he was unmoved. In fact, Hill was quite interested in paladins in his previous life. He admired people with firm beliefs. If he could, he really wanted to chat with them. They all had a rather cold look.
Hill turned over the barbecue and asked, "What's your name?"
The paladin didn't answer.
Erwen immediately became agitated: "The great Demon King is asking you something! Human!"
Hill slapped Erwin on the head: "Don't move around, the meat is about to fall off."
"Okay, king." Erwin immediately lay down obediently.
There is also some joy in the picture, the fire elemental spirit lying on the ground, the slate on it, the barbecue on the slate, the Lord Demon King waiting before the barbecue...
"Anyway, there's no one else here, so just tell me a few words." Hill said, "Such an opportunity is rare, and I'm afraid there will be no such thing as tonight in the future."
The paladin seemed to be taken aback for a moment, and then said: "Monroe." His voice was a little hoarse, but still cold.
"It's a paladin's name." Hill nodded seriously, "Your parents must be Illuminati."
"They're dead," Monroe said coldly.
"Oh." Embarrassed, Hill scratched his hair and said, "I'm sorry."
"Death was seduced by the devil," Monroe continued.
Hill was even more embarrassed, "This way..."
So Hill stopped trying to talk to him. At this time, the meat was almost roasted, but the claws were still raw. Hill lost his patience, and directly broke Erwin's body (?), and threw the claws into it , and let it run its course. Erwin squirmed uncomfortably, but did not resist.
Hill put a piece of barbecue in his mouth, and couldn't help admiring loudly.
Compared with fish, he still likes to eat this kind of meat! This time the fire was too strong and the meat was a little burnt, but the full burnt aroma whetted his appetite. Although there are no seasonings or spices, the taste of the meat itself is quite good, and it doesn't taste too bad, but full of strength...
Then Hill took a bite of a piece of completely charred meat and found a surprise.
It turns out that the meat of this beast is only delicious when it is completely burnt!
It is quite crunchy after one bite, and the elasticity with meaty flavor is simply irresistible. The rich fat brings unparalleled enjoyment to the senses, and the burnt yellow color, the crisp sound when biting, and the tender and juicy meat are delicious to the point of moaning.
If it wasn't for worrying about affecting the image, Hill really wanted to roar to the sky, this is what people should eat!
Then he asked Irvin to taste it too. At the moment, the slate was still on Irwin's body, so it was inconvenient for Irwin to eat it. Hill took a piece and fed it to Irvin. Irwin burst into tears with excitement... By the way, he The sprayed tears were like magma, directly melting part of the ground.
Hill blushed, this was really terrible.
Then Hill also naturally asked Monroe if he would like to eat, but Monroe naturally shook his head in denial, and just as he refused, there was a light grunt in his stomach. Hill couldn't help laughing, Monroe's face was livid, and then he hid alone and began to eat the army rations... This is really too shameful, Monroe thought in his heart. It's a shame... Damn, why does that barbecue smell really good!
02.
The sandstorm gradually subsided, and Erwen said: "Master Demon King, we should go back, and we have to sign a treaty with the church at noon."
Hill's heart skipped a beat, thinking, is this coming
The defeat of the war, the signing of unequal treaties, and the reparations that the dark elf named Albrecht Dark Moon said.
Erwen was cautious when he said this. He knew that this topic was against the scales for the Lord Demon King. The most beloved wife and concubine of the Lord Demon King was thrown into the worm hole by the Lord Demon King just because he mentioned this matter and turned into a corpse. …
Unexpectedly, Lord Demon King just closed his eyes and said, "I see. Then let's go back."
Erwen was a little surprised, and he couldn't help asking again: "My king... are you not angry?"
Hill replied: "It's useless to be angry. This is a fact. In the end, we have to face and accept it." Speaking of this, he sighed, "But I don't have nothing, I still have you."
Erwin... burst into tears again.
Woooooooooo, Lord Demon King is really kind!
Monroe on the other side had a complicated expression. To be honest, he didn't have any particular hostility towards the Demon King, he just followed the trend to hate the Demon Race. Although he was monitoring the Demon King these days, the Demon King never left his dormitory. It was only today for the first time that he was accompanied by him... In just a few hours, the Demon King kept refreshing a new image in his heart.
In fact, Monroe was a little touched when watching the sandstorm while barbecued in the cave. He and his father had similar experiences when they were young. But he is a paladin after all, so he can't put on a face with the devil, he thinks. Then the devil said, "Such an opportunity is rare, and I'm afraid there will be no such thing as tonight." Now that he heard that the treaty will be signed after dawn, Monroe also completely (thought) understood the devil's meaning .
After dawn, we are enemies, so on this night we can cook together and eat meat, and watch the wind and dust together.
This sentence is really touching. thought Monroe.
Then he took a deep breath, walked up to Erwen, took a piece of meat from the slate on his body, and said under the surprised gaze of the Demon King, "Thank you."
The devil froze for a moment, then smiled at him.
The devil's smile... Monroe's mind was still in a trance. I have to say that the Demon King is really handsome.
03.
Hill's true thoughts:
What's the matter with this paladin? Are you so hungry you can't take it anymore? Then let me smile at him to save him from embarrassment
I have to say that there is a big drama in everyone's mind...
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