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Not long after, the paladin captain Monroe conveyed the news from the church. First, he agreed to sell some "local products" to the demons.
2. Pu Yingmeng, the diplomatic envoy of the Illuminati Church, violated the dogma, causing the negotiations to almost break down and causing huge losses to mankind, so he allowed himself to return to heaven. That is, let him commit suicide.
Monroe's face was ashen when he passed the news to Hill. After getting along with each other for this period of time, Hill now has a general understanding of Monroe. Although he looks stern, he can be divided into ordinary livid, relatively livid and especially livid... Now there is no doubt that Monroe belongs to the kind who really harbors anger.
Hill thought about it in his heart, and asked, "Are you hating me? Hate me for killing your colleagues?"
Monroe didn't answer.
Hill was ready to move: "Do you believe that I am now communicating with the Pope to raise the third condition, saying that you..."
"It wasn't you who killed him, it was the church." Monroe finally spoke. Although he felt that Hill's behavior at this moment was a bit shameless, this kind of shameless behavior was quite effective. "I still know that."
"You think the church should keep him?" Hill asked.
Monroe hesitated and didn't answer.
Hill said: "Don't blame the church, the church is also thinking about itself." He smiled hypocritically at this point: "Everyone is doing their own duties, and it was his own stupid behavior that really killed the messenger. "After he finished speaking, he patted Monroe on the shoulder and said, "I hope you are not a stupid person, but take it easy, man, I will not do anything to you, after all, you are now the garrison of the church here Chief, isn't he? Congratulations on your promotion."
Oh yes, the Church stationed three teams of paladins in the Nether, and Monroe was finally promoted, and he became Knight Commander.
Monroe felt a little uncomfortable, and he also understood that it was probably because those people in the church didn't want to come here, so he was let on. He was a little frustrated, but Hill was in good spirits.
This was mainly because he had just met his five elders. When he first came, he thought he had to deal with these five elders properly. After all, some of them seemed to be not very loyal.
But the process of signing the treaty this time has given them a new level of loyalty to him, which is a blessing in disguise, Hill thought.
Hill called Bins among the five elders to work with the church. Bins is the oldest of the five elders, and his race is a ghost. He is the demon who cried when signing the treaty.
Binns handled these things in an orderly manner. Of course, he couldn't help wiping his tears when he was doing something. The man next to him skillfully stretched out the flask to catch the tears, and then explained with Hill's blank expression: "After all, it's a ghost. tears, so they are very precious magic materials, this is the order of Elder Binns."
It was only later that Hill learned that Binns deliberately made himself more and more sentimental, and shed tears when he saw everything, so that he could collect this precious magic material anytime and anywhere. He is already five hundred years old. , the tears of a ghost like him, the value is quite high. Binns once exchanged his own tears with Albrecht Dark Moon, who was not an elder at the time, for their clan's Moonlight Spring Water. Afterwards, Albrecht was almost hanged and beaten by his father.
Hilton felt as if he had been cheated.
... Forget it, that's fine.
Hill himself changed his appearance and followed Binns for a few days. He explained that he wanted to visit privately in a micro-service to see what the demons below thought, and Binns accepted his statement. In fact, he did this to learn more about the lower bound.
After wandering around like this for a few days, and adding some insinuations, Hill also had a general understanding of the lower world, human beings, and heaven. There are gods living in heaven... It is said to be so, but no one has seen what a real god looks like, anyway, they will believe it when the Illuminati Church says so. Believers can get things from the gods by offering sacrifices in the church, and most sacrifices will be responded to.
Of course, a small part requires conditions.
For example, to become a paladin, you need to sacrifice laurel, clear spring, verbena, and some mithril in the altar. If you have the qualifications to become a paladin, you can fully awaken and use the power of the holy light from then on.
During this period of time, Hill also looked through some books of the Demon Race, and at the same time he began to learn the characters here. In addition, he would turn over his mobile phone when he was free, and then he determined his first plan, which was to shoot a movie.
To engage in cultural invasion, movies are a very good means.
It's not difficult to make a movie in another world. First of all, those special effects are ready-made. Let the mages sprinkle some spells on it, and there will be light and shadow effects.
Even in the previous life, with the development of science and technology, the barriers to making movies became lower and lower. A few students dared to go to the sea to make movies by themselves with a DSLR or even a mobile phone. Of course, there are things similar to cameras in such a magical world. Projection stones are generally used to record important meetings or martial arts.
Hill originally planned to study it by himself, but after smashing two projection stones, he didn't understand at all. He felt that he had committed a crime. Forget it, he should start from scratch.
The first film Hill planned to do was Daughter of the Sea.
Among the demons, there is a race of sea monsters, and they are rounded up to mermaids. The first thing to do is of course to choose actors. Hill directly asked Irwin to bring over the most beautiful women in the siren. In less than half an hour, Erwen knocked on the door: "My lord, I brought them all."
Hill put down the book in his hand and nodded with satisfaction; "Very good, I'll go and have a look."
Irwin led him to a room, and Hill pushed the door open, then he was dumbfounded for a second, and then he said, "Excuse me." He closed the door.
What should I say about the scene I saw just now... The aesthetics of the demons seem to be different from that of humans. For those thick sea monsters, Hill felt that some of the female sirens had bigger chest muscles than himself.
Erwen said proudly: "My king, how about it? These are the most beautiful and powerful women in the clan, and they are suitable to give birth to your offspring."
Hill: "..." This misunderstanding is too deep.
And to marry such a woman...he would rather have a child with a man.
In the end he had to explain: "I want to make a movie... In short, I want to rehearse an opera." There are no movies in this world, but there are operas. "I'm looking for an actor, a sea monster that is more in line with human aesthetics."
"Okay." Erwin said with endless regret.
After a messy toss, the actors were finally found. The little mermaid was played by a well-known ugly girl among the sea monsters... Although she was a very beautiful beauty in Hill's eyes, other demons recognized that she was ugly, and she She herself is also quite inferior. After learning that she was chosen by Lord Demon King, she screamed and fainted, and it took a long time to wake up.
Right now, there is still a prince missing, and Hill looked around and felt that there was no suitable one. He was worrying, and Gordenia, one of the five elders—the race is a death knight— came to report the news that the army had been officially disbanded. Goldnia is also the general of the demons.
Hill looked at Gordenia, whose whole body was covered in black armor, and suddenly thought: "Take off the helmet and let me see?"
"Yes, my king." Gordenia said without a wave, then took off the helmet with his hand wearing a chain glove, and then revealed a pale but handsome face.
Oh, I didn't expect it, it was a pleasant surprise.
Hill patted the table: "Okay, it's you."
"... what?" Goldonia asked blankly.
"You used to be the unique general of our Demon Race." Hill said seriously.
"No, my king, there are three other generals like me in the Demon Race." Gordenia said.
Hill: "...don't interrupt me!"
Gordenia: "I'm sorry, great Lord Demon King, please continue."
Hill: "In the past you used force and blood to subdue your enemies, first, I teach you a new method, it is more cunning, but more effective..."
Hill's voice was full of temptation. If in his previous life, his tone would directly remind people of a sentence: "Friend, have you heard of Amway?"
02.
For the defeat of the demons, Goldonia is very painful. The defeat of the war made him suffer as a general, and the defeat of the demons made him suffer as a fellow. Then came the signing of unequal treaties, compensation, and the disbandment of the army, all of which further deepened Gordonia's pain. He didn't know what hope the demons had for survival under such circumstances. He comes from a humble background, he knows how difficult life is for the people at the bottom of the demon race, he loves his soldiers, and he also knows how difficult it will be for his brothers to survive after the army is disbanded.
He even thought about resigning from the position of the five elders and finding a peaceful sleep in a dark forest.
Death knights are a race that is close to immortality, and they are demons with special sacrifices. To become a death knight, one must first have the consciousness to pay the price of life. First find a pair of armor and long sword, and then use his own blood to write inscriptions and spells on the armor and long sword, and then lie in the armor for seven days and seven nights, without a drop of water or a mouthful of food, and after a week, it is extremely painful. When you are weak, let your companion Ou Neng insert the long sword with the inscription along the gap in the armor, let your blood flow on the armor, and keep flowing, those spells will make your wounds unable to solidify, and you will drain all At the last drop of blood, your body is dead and your soul is still suffering.
After another month, if you make it through, you can become a death knight.
Death knights used to be human beings, developed by the dark church.
Gordenia hated humans, he loved the demons and the lower world, so such a devastating blow to the demons would undoubtedly make him feel disheartened.
But the reason why he didn't go to sleep in the dark forest was that there was still a glimmer of hope in him, and that was their Lord Demon King.
It has to be said that Hill sowed dissension with a few words during the negotiation, and Neng killed the envoy of the Church of Light who despised them, which really irritated them.
For the first time, Gordenia discovered that the original way of killing people was not only by force.
But now, his king was watching him, and there was something hot and hot in his blood-colored pupils. His gaze made his blood boil, and he wished he could pick up the long sword in his hand and kill all the enemies for him.
"What is it? King."
Gordon said.
"Cultural invasion." The devil said, "First step, movie, I need your help, Gordenia."
Goldonia immediately half-kneeled on the ground, "I would like to ruin your brains, my king."
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