01.
"Devil Magazine" continues to sell well!
In the case that the movie keeps skipping tickets (…), the sales of "Devil World Magazine" have actually increased a lot. After conducting market research, Joan and Baker found that this is because some people who don’t like reading feel empty without movies to watch, so they had to buy a magazine produced by the same magic world to fill themselves in the emptiness. It seemed that it was out of control, and then they bought the magazines in front of them one after another.
Serial novels are really a powerful tool to stabilize magazine sales.
The first volume of "A Song of Ice and Fire" has been published for a while, which has brought Hill a lot of income. It is estimated that the second volume of the first volume will be published by the end of this year, so "A Song of Ice and Fire" The first Game of Thrones is over.
The response of "Lord of the Mysteries" can only be regarded as mediocre at present, and it has not attracted as much attention as other long-form serials, but Hill is quite confident in this book. In this world, the design of each character is quite exciting, and the background of the Middle Ages + Steampunk + Cthulhu + SCP Foundation sounds quite cool. After all, this was the work that made him stay up all night chasing after it. Hill intends to stop the serialization of "A Song of Ice and Fire" after it gets better and attracts widespread interest, and then release the separate volumes of Ice and Fire one by one.
After the invention of photocopies and new paper, the cost of selling books was quite low, and Hill naturally hoped that the number of books would be as large as possible.
The paper of magazines and booklets naturally attracted the attention of many people. Here, Hill said that this is special paper for the devil world. However, in order to encourage everyone to write more, Hill added an extra gift to the magazine—a notebook. The cover painting of the notebook is related to movies and anime, so the magic circle paper used is naturally.
This behavior has increased the sales of the magazine a lot.
After all, parchment is expensive, and papyrus is too fragile. This kind of devil's paper is relatively easy to use.
Some people want to read magazines, but are a bit reluctant to spend money, so they borrow others to read them—for example, some middle-class students, but this has an extra notebook, which seems to lower the price of magazines virtually, so they will choose Buy it yourself.
As for the pen... Hill originally planned to make a ballpoint pen first, but after looking it up, he found out... I wonder why the technological content of a ballpoint pen is so high. Forget it, let's make a fountain pen first. However, the production of the pen is not going well at the moment, and Hill can't spare time for further research, so let the dwarves do it first, and he will be busy with other things first.
The cover of this magazine encountered a problem. The famous actors had been photographed. Hill thought about it and pasted his own photo on it. In the photo, he sat on the top of the Blackstone Tower, wearing a black cloak and silver His hair is flying in the wind, a blood moon is above his head, and the background is the deep night and endless wasteland. He looks into the distance with far-sighted eyes. In fact, he was thinking about what to eat for dinner.
At this time, Hill realized the benefits of acting in movies-just copying himself on the guy when the magazine didn't have a cover. This kind of superficiality is regarded as a treasure by everyone... It can be said to be quite sour.
Based on this, Hill plans to star in another movie by himself after a while, so that he can keep himself hot, but he hasn't decided what to play yet.
Sure enough, with the residual influence of "The Overbearing Demon King", the cover of this magazine was well received by readers after it came out.
The cover is done, and the next step is the editor's notes.
"Hi everyone, I haven't seen you for half a month, do you miss us~
Okay, I know what you are most concerned about now, and now I can tell you a good news with joy, I believe you have guessed it-yes! We've found the right replacement and the movie is ready to go! Let's cheer together! Oh oh oh oh—Although I really want to "oh oh oh" the whole editor's notes, but I guess our deputy editor Theodore will kill me because of this. In order to avoid such a tragedy, I have to write and continue Write the editor's notes. "
When seeing this, all the readers were originally immersed in the excitement of the resumption of filming, but they all laughed out loud.
Mr. Greenwald is too cute!
Wow, I didn't expect Theodore's deputy editor-in-chief to be so majestic, hahaha!
Many people are still very familiar with Theodore. After all, Theodore used to run around the city interviewing people.
Speaking of the Editor-in-Chief's Notes, Hill would write every time after reading the contents of the entire magazine. He wrote it with great care, and this effort was rewarded—the Editor-in-Chief's Notes has become one of the most popular columns. Before this, readers have never read such witty, humorous and exaggerated text.
"When you see the magazine, you must have noticed the cool cover! After this cover was put on the magazine, I have already been clicked by many humans/demons. Even Arman came over and said to me, "You Finally started selling meat. "Me:!!! So I put Arman's large-scale photos on the agenda again... (Arman: ???)"
After seeing this, the readers laughed again. Mr. Greenwald is really cute, Arman the dragon is so cute, and the daily life of the demons is so interesting. I am so yearning. Everyone can't help but think so.
Let the human beings have this idea. What is shown so far is positive and optimistic. I will cry poor in the future, and I will be bullied by the church... At that time, hehehe.
"In addition, the magic camera has been put on the shelves in the general shopping mall, and the price of the normal version is only 1 gold coin. Yes, you read that right, as long as you have a gold coin, you can have a magic camera that can directly take pictures + automatically print photos! Its main designer is the ghost Mr. Binns who is now a professor at the Magnolia Academy of Magic! If you like cameras, you can vote for him in the most popular professor voting at the end of the semester hahaha.
Record your happy life, freeze your good time - this is our definition of this magic tool. And it can be used by ordinary people, but it needs to be driven by a special magic spar. "
Only one gold coin? a gold coin? ! It's too cheap, buy it!
This is what the nobles think.
You can get that kind of photo directly, and it seems that one gold coin can be consumed.
This is what some civilians think.
But Hill is playing a trick here. He wants to popularize the magic camera, so he sells it below the cost price—and it is much, much lower. Of course, this price is only for ordinary magic cameras. Hill divides the magic cameras on the shelves into three levels, advanced, intermediate and ordinary. In fact, the principle is the same, but the appearance is quite different, and the advanced ones also have filter functions. Of course, this also requires special magic crystals. stone. ... oh yes, it's all about satisfying the vanity demands of nobles.
They are definitely not willing to let the nobles use the same things as the common people.
In order to "understand" them, Hill specially made something that has similar principles but is many times more expensive.
After all, we need to understand each other~
Yes, it can be seen here. Cameras are cheap, yes, but special magic spar and special film are expensive! The camera is bought once, but the special magic spar and special film can be purchased continuously! This is the reason for putting a long line to catch big fish.
Of course, special magic spar and special film are also divided into three levels.
Hill has some other ideas here, trying not to make money from common people, no need, they have no money anyway. It would be great if we could use this to further expand the influence of the Demon Realm.
However, it is worth mentioning that after the Magic Camera was put on the shelves, private detectives were the first to snap up it.
Not long after, some photos of noble lords raising lovers were placed on the lady's dressing table.
Some bootleg posters also appeared shortly after.
Joan and Baker took the latest copyright law and caught all those who engage in piracy.
Cut, trying to steal money from him, are you kidding me
Hill estimated that at this rate of making money, the next batch of indemnities will be repaid after this year is over, which is to the Yulan Empire... However, it seems that it is not a good idea to make money from the Yulan Empire and then pay the Yulan Empire indemnities. . ... However, he likes this feeling hahahaha.
"Here, "Devil Magazine" has also begun to call for photos to be submitted, and each selected photo can get at least 1 silver coin as a reward."
The prices of the things that Hill came into contact with were so expensive that Hill almost forgot that there were copper coins and silver coins. When he was finalizing the payment, he said directly: "A photo is a gold coin?"
These words made Theodore's hat fly off, "His Royal Highness, can I resign now and change my career to photography?" Theodore asked.
When Hill heard Theodore's words, he knew that the price was too high, so after discussing it, he settled on "at least one silver coin", which was high enough for many people. Of course, if there are good photos, a gold coin is also worth it.
"The magazine has received more and more manuscripts, among which there are more and more high-quality submissions, which makes me feel very happy. Your support can bring us unlimited motivation. It is our greatest goal to make everyone happy. wish."
After writing this passage, Hill himself shuddered. This is a bit too sanctimonious, but it is also the only way to go.
After a long time later, when the people in the church saw the notes of the editor-in-chief of this magazine, they were almost not stupid.
What a cheeky statement.
What kind of terrifying demon king is this? !
Of course, this is something.
And there is a similar scene right now... In Jackson's house, old Jackson's expression froze for a while after seeing this line, and then he closed the book with a face of shame, planning to read it later. ①
"This issue of the magazine has a new revised content: the author's column has been set up. The original column remains unchanged, and two to three new columns are added in each issue after the editor's notes. Some famous people will be invited to write articles. There is no limit, you can write whatever you want, more freedom than me as the editor-in-chief, after all, I thought 'oh oh oh' and a whole page was ruthlessly rejected. Maomao sighed.
The two columns in this issue are Eric, the author of "The Walking Songs of the Master". I imagined it was too big, but the real world is a world with no morals and no lower limit, so I can understand it. But I didn't expect Eric, who has a clear style of writing, to have such a side, hey.
The other column is a more perverted content, which was brought by our master Bins, and his column name is also very literary, called 'One Hundred Years of Solitude', I helped him start it (in fact, I copied it) , and the title of his column this time is "I think everyone should learn math"... right! Isn't it super perverted! "
Hill intends to gradually introduce the five elders, even if they don't involve in entertainment, video and audio, but also want them to become public figures and stars, so that they can gain their own fans.
#魔界五大大奖少做办常工作在哪些#
"The special interview in this issue of the magazine is Xiaohuo's interview with Joan and Baron Baker, who we are familiar with! The questions in it are written by me personally, and they are extremely cruel. Our Baron Baker has the urge to kill violently several times Hahaha fortunately he can't beat Xiaohuo... Please look forward to it hahahaha. Thinking of this, I can't help but laugh like a devil..."
At that time, Albrecht sprayed nosebleeds on the spot after seeing this, and then he covered his nose and said, "My lord, do you want to kill everyone?"
"Yeah, let's just kill all human beings." Hill said, "Surrender without fighting."
Ah, it would be great if delusions could come true.
"This photography column is a beautiful blockbuster brought by Prince Al of the dark elves. He took pictures of the forest where his family lived. In his photos, there are tree houses full of style of their family. The beautiful bridge spans the clear water. The river was full of flowers, and the grass was as soft as a carpet, on which the children of the dark elves played and rolled.
The flames of war have not spread here, so it is still as beautiful as a paradise. I looked at Al's picture and I couldn't help but think, I hope there will be no more wars in the future..."
Hill doesn't like war, but he doesn't fear war either.
But if it's really like the usual joke that you won't fight without fighting, then of course it would be the best.
After all, conflicts with the Church are bound to arise sooner or later.
Anyway, let's bury all kinds of seeds in the hearts of human beings, and wait for one day to break through the ground and bloom and bear fruit.
It is best to bear black and poisonous fruit.
02.
"The Evil King of the World" is going to continue filming!
The news made many people cheer.
Hill didn't delay this time, and directly led the actors to the Demon Realm to shoot a film. The succubus who played the princess pretended to be a human mage under Hill's instructions.
The protagonist played by Theodore is a master of both magic and martial arts. As an ancient male protagonist, dual cultivation of magic and martial arts must be a basic skill. In order to ensure the effect, the paladins in the demon world taught him some basic swordsmanship, which was actually just some showmanship. When the real fight happened, Theodore used a stand-in.
Hill planned to use Monroe in the fight with Gormont, and the two would have a real fight, and then Hill would carry a camera on the side to record...
This kind of battle scene can only be recorded by Hill holding the projection stone directly, otherwise the aftermath of their energy will destroy the projection stone.
Actors are naturally very curious when they first arrive in the Demon Realm, but Hill can only restrain their curiosity now. After all, many places in the Demon Realm are still too poor to be seen. What if the truth is revealed... But after shooting In addition, Hill also took them to visit the palace of "Daughter of the Sea" and the territory of the dark elves, and let them observe closely how the jewels were made.
When they go back, they will become one of Hill's publicity outlets.
By the way, Olivia has been extremely excited since she came to the Demon Realm, and her interest is high. Even her acting skills are very good during this period, and she has been compared to other female characters for a while.
Now that Hill already knows that Olivia will be in charge of the shopping complex in the Ice Empire, he feels that it is necessary to praise Olivia in the movie, so that Olivia's operations there will go smoothly. A lot... But there may also be some big bosses who come to rule her out, after all, she is a "well-known actress". But since Olivia is also a boss, whoever unspoken the rules may not be sure.
What surprised the human actors the most was that during the filming of the Demon Realm, the crew’s food was really good... Hill is still using agar to try to make some food, such as panna cotta, fruit pudding, and all kinds of food. Cold cakes: pumpkin cold cakes, purple sweet potato cold cakes, snowflake coconut milk cold cakes... These have not yet been mass-produced in restaurants in shopping malls, but they can be given to actors to try first.
As a result, during the two weeks of shooting, the human actors gained a lot of weight.
Speaking of which, Hill recently discovered something when he was researching various fruits in the devil world. Bayberry is actually a rare fruit with meat and vegetables. The small white worms in it are fruit fly larvae, which are edible and have no harm to the human body. , There is no need to panic... Of course, if the hurdles in your heart are really hard to overcome, you can soak it in salt water and eat it. However, after soaking, the average person sees the densely packed worms after soaking in salt water, and the hurdle that could have been passed this time is really hard to pass...
Outside the palace of the blood clan, Theodore turned his back to Olivia, and said indifferently: "Tonight, I will kill a lot of people. If you don't like blood, you can close your eyes!"
Then came a well-timed narration, which was said by the Lich Ali Gaili: "At that moment, the moonlight illuminated the figure of the evil king, and it is still frozen in the eternal legend after thousands of years."
"Pfft... Cough cough cough... It's okay, don't look at me, you can continue."
Hill waved his hand and straightened the projection stone that almost fell from the air due to embarrassment.
Let's deal with this part later... But it's really awkward hahaha...
The rest of the shoot went well, and Hill finally got over his shame. Last time I was not so ashamed because he was acting himself, trying to get into the role of the domineering devil, this time he said he was a pure bystander, and he was the director, so the sense of shame brought about by the old male frequency cool article is even higher Already...
By the way, does he want to make time-travel dramas in the future? It is said that after returning to the ancient times, the heroine experienced a lot of people with popular songs and dances... This seems to have been all the rage at one time hahahaha...
In such an overly pleasant atmosphere, the filming of "The Evil Lord" was completed, and Hill reserved a month for post-processing.
Then, there will be simultaneous premieres in both cities!
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