"Bring down the slingshot as well." Jiang Cheng said.
"Okay." Gu Fei responded.
After hanging up the phone, Jiang Cheng leaned back on the lamp post, heaved a sigh of relief, and was in a happy mood.
These few days have been an unprecedented experience for Jiang Cheng, and now standing downstairs in Gu Fei's house still has the feeling that he hasn't recovered.
Not only the first birthday he was going to have with Gu Fei, but also the things he did for this birthday that he never thought he would do.
Doudou is known as a children’s puzzle, but Jiang Cheng felt that no child could resist the temper to make a complete pattern, and no child’s hand could be so steady to accurately place a grain of “beans” Code smoothly into the mold.
Of course, it may also be related to the fact that he has not done much handicraft since he was a child. When he was in elementary school, he could do some handicrafts ready-made. Cut, cut, glue and glue according to the pattern and you are done.
Anyway, when he held the bean with tweezers and put it on the mold, he felt as if his hand had grown on someone else's body. If he put down the bean, he would knock over the next two. The owner of the bean shop also told him that he chose The pattern is small and the color is simple, it will be done quickly, and it will take an hour for a beginner.
Hours of shit!
For the first test, he shivered for almost two hours, and when it was hot, it was overheated, and the beans were pressed into a cake.
The second one also took more than an hour, and at least three times in the middle he wanted to lift the mold and the beans together.
The third one was a lot faster because I finally had some experience, but only after I got it hot did I find that there was a villain who didn't have eyes.
"We can't understand what Jiang Cheng's inner feelings are at this moment, but they should be anxious and helpless," he stared at the blind villain, "It's like a mountain, for a player who has never done a fine challenge. Say... he can hit two objects no more than a centimeter apart, but he can't... fuck you."
That being said, there is still a gift to be made, the birthday is just ahead, he must make this gift, and he has some other preparations to do after finishing it.
So in the end, it took him two hours to use all the patience he had accumulated in his 18 years of living on this small plane full of small particles.
He finally made a bean cake with complete facial features and no mistakes.
The fly in the ointment is that when I was ironing the beans, I was so satisfied with the work that I grabbed onto the iron excitedly, and my right index finger and thumb were burned with two blisters.
He put his hand in the water to cool for a while, and stuck it on with two bandages, insisting on putting the final key ring on.
The gift was a tinplate box with a black transparent cover that he found after going to three gift shops. Because there was no suitable sponge to put it on, he took the kraft paper-colored wrapping paper and crumpled it and put it inside, and then put the key. After I went in, I closed the lid and enjoyed it for a long time. In the end, I finished the work when there were more than a dozen pictures in various angles.
Then he should go out and do a shameful thing.
You can't go to the little black shop on the corner. He "passed by" eight times in front of the shop in three days. He couldn't see exactly what they were selling, but with his high-school and non-short-sighted eyesight, he could see that the conventional condoms were removed. In addition to Yizhuqingtian's medicines, there are also several product packaging boxes that make people feel all kinds of associations at a glance.
Even if there is something to do on this birthday... For a teenager whose knowledge only comes from pornographic films, such a high-end tool is not needed.
So he chose to go to a pharmacy with the wisdom of a scholar, condoms, and body lubricants. After 18 years of patience with Pindou, he spent 18 years of face in the pharmacy.
When putting things on the cashier counter, he was very moved when the cashier had a battle-hardened look of indifference that seemed illiterate, and when he put the things in a white opaque plastic bag.
A few days before his birthday, he and Gu Fei only met two or three times, had a meal, chatted a few times, and after Gu Fei left, he began to do various preparations.
Sometimes he wondered if he was a little nervous. It was just a birthday, and he didn't know what to do, so he was going to blow up the earth.
While waiting for Gu Fei to come down from the upstairs, he went through the things to do for a while in his mind again, and after making sure there were no loopholes, he took out a cigarette and lit it.
Gu Fei came down very quickly, Jiang Cheng just saw a shadow flashing out of the corridor, Gu Fei had already arrived in front of him, raised his hand and took away the cigarette in his mouth, then leaned over and kissed him: " Happy birthday bro."
At this time, there was no one around, and the lights upstairs were almost all turned off, but even if someone passed by, Jiang Cheng felt that he didn't care at this moment. A loud kiss: "Happy birthday."
"Are you going to take me to my birthday?" Gu Fei asked with a smile.
"En," Jiang Cheng let go of him and waved, "Let's go."
"Where?" Gu Fei asked.
"A place," Jiang Cheng said, and glanced at him again, "Then what, Gu Miao has already slept?"
"Go to bed early," Gu Fei curled his lips, "I will spend the night at your place tonight."
"Okay." Jiang Cheng nodded.
The two of them were serious, and it felt as natural as the two of them usually discussing going to his place to stay for a while. In fact... Jiang Cheng glanced at Gu Fei again with the corner of his eye, and this guy probably thought the same thing in his heart.
Incredible!
"Is that meant for me?" Jiang Cheng saw that Gu Fei was holding a paper bag in his hand, and he seemed rather heavy.
"Yes," Gu Fei smiled, "I'll give it to you later."
"Do you only give it to me if I give you a gift?" Jiang Cheng asked.
"Yeah, I want to exchange." Gu Fei said.
"Okay," Jiang Cheng smiled, "Brother Cheng will take you to get a present now, and take the present back to my place to eat cake."
"You also bought cakes?" Gu Fei asked.
"Well, I originally wanted to make a cake myself, but I'm not familiar with this place. I didn't find a DIY store, so I just bought a small one," Jiang Cheng said, "Why did you buy it too?"
"I... made one and put it in the freezer in the store." Gu Fei said.
"Where did you do it?" Jiang Cheng raised his eyebrows.
"There is a baking studio on the street behind Wang Er Pie," Gu Fei said, thinking about it and sighing, "I took Er Miao to play before, and she lost her temper there and smashed other people's scales, I still I lost 50 yuan and bought a ready-made cake for only 20 yuan."
Jiang Cheng sounded rather uncomfortable, but after a while, he felt the urge to laugh.
"I..." He endured it for a long time and then turned to look at Gu Fei, "I really want to laugh, do you mind?"
"...don't mind, just laugh." Gu Fei said.
Jiang Cheng laughed wildly at the ground, Gu Fei giggled for a long time as he walked forward with him, and only after the fun was over did he realize that this road was not the way back to Jiang Cheng’s rental house.
"Where are you going?" Gu Fei asked, "Are you lost?"
"No," Jiang Cheng pointed to the front, "Go ahead, I've been around this area for several times these past two days before I found this place. It's flat, there's no garbage, and no one has passed by."
Gu Fei looked at the direction he pointed.
After the steel mill closed down, there were a lot of vacant land and abandoned buildings, but in this direction, there is a market on the left and a factory-run kindergarten on the right. There is really no empty land.
Jiang Cheng led him forward very firmly, turned right once in the middle, and turned left twice, returning to the previous road and continuing forward.
Gu Fei endured that he didn't make a sound, and followed him for almost half an hour. He could be sure that Jiang Cheng was lost, but the way this man lost his way was very strange. forward.
Finally, when he saw the empty market, Jiang Cheng finally stopped, put his hands in his pants pockets, and was stunned for ten seconds before asking, "This is a fucking vegetable market. Right?"
"Yeah," Gu Fei nodded, "if you didn't kidnap, we'd be there in ten minutes."
"Fuck," Jiang Cheng looked around, then turned around twice, "Fuck me?"
"Are you lost?" Gu Fei asked.
"Ah," Jiang Cheng looked at him, "I asked you to curse me."
"Blame me?" Gu Fei held back a smile.
"Otherwise?" Jiang Cheng stared at him, stared at him for a while, then became a little anxious, "Fuck I forgot how I got there, the gift I gave you is still hidden there! I used a compass. …”
"What kind of place is it?" Gu Fei sighed, "Tell me about it."
Jiang Cheng frowned and described it to him. There was a large sandy field, some sports equipment that was broken, and a concrete children's slide that had been dismantled in half...
Fortunately, although Jiang Cheng couldn't recognize the way, his observation skills were not bad. Gu Fei knew where it was as soon as he heard it. It wasn't too far away, but it was indeed a little off. In the past, one of the two kindergartens in the steel factory was in front of the other. , and the other was demolished because there was no one in the factory, and that was where Jiang Cheng found it.
"Let's go, I understand," Gu Fei put his arms around his shoulder, "I'll lead the way next time, right?"
"Shut up and move your legs." Jiang Cheng said.
"But it's amazing that you can find it there," Gu Fei said, "I haven't been there for several years."
"Actually," Jiang Cheng sighed, "I just came out of your house before I went to your house. I admire myself quite a bit. I'm probably at the top of my class when I get lost."
Gu Fei smiled and said nothing.
After walking for more than ten minutes, the buildings in front gradually decreased, and finally there were no street lights, and there was only the reflection of the moon around.
"Close your eyes." Jiang Cheng said suddenly.
"Huh?" Gu Fei hesitated and closed his eyes.
"Come." Jiang Cheng took his hand and led him forward.
He followed him for a distance that was estimated to be about a hundred or ten meters, and Jiang Cheng stopped: "Where's the slingshot? Don't open your eyes."
Gu Fei closed his eyes and took out Jiang Cheng's slingshot from the paper bag. Jiang Cheng took it, let go of his hand, and his voice left his side: "Okay, open your eyes."
Gu Fei opened his eyes.
It took a long time to close his eyes. When he saw a colorful light spot in front of him, he was stunned for a while, and then rubbed his eyes before he could see the double-imaged light spot clearly.
"This is..." Gu Fei looked at the two colored light spots with a twisted 8 that stretched forward from ten meters away.
The light spots are all rectangular, separated by red, yellow, and green.
"Scumbag, if I didn't say it, you probably wouldn't have seen that this was the symbol of infinity," Jiang Cheng pulled the slingshot beside him, aiming forward, "Follow the light and get your gift."
The slingshot in Jiang Cheng’s hand let out a loud bang, and a yellow light spot in front of him fell forward.
Then the two strings of colored light began to fall down all the way like waves, slowly connecting into two lines and spreading forward.
Although Gu Fei had already seen what kind of changes these light spots would have, he was still stunned when this scene actually appeared.
The light in front of him moved forward all the way, extending from point to line, and he was still shocked at this moment.
Late at night, in the cool wind, the person beside him showed him a colorful painting.
Those flickering lights became blurred little by little, and gradually filled his field of vision, full of colorful light beating in his eyes.
He didn't move forward, and Jiang Cheng didn't move. The two of them just stood there in the dark night, watching this patch of colored light, until the colored lines in front of them stopped, and the continuous infinity symbol was quietly spread under their feet.
"Hey?" Jiang Cheng said.
"Ah?" Gu Fei was pulled back to reality by his voice, "Brother Cheng, you really..."
"That's not right!" Jiang Cheng clicked his tongue, "It's not over!"
"What's not over?" Gu Fei was stunned.
"Performance... Oh shit, I'm going to have a look, you just stand here and wait for me," Jiang Cheng ran over there, and pointed at him as he ran, "Stand there and watch!"
"Oh." Gu Fei responded, standing still.
Jiang Cheng ran over there, bent over and looked at it, stretched out his hand to stand up a green spot of light again, and then pushed it down with all his strength, and as the spot fell to the ground, a small bunch of flames sprouted from the side, and then sparks burst out. .
Jiang Cheng took a step back, and after a burst of small sparks, something on the ground exploded like a flower, and a circle of small flames lit up.
"Did you hear—" Jiang Cheng roared from there.
"Listen to what?" Gu Fei also roared.
"Birthday song! Can't you hear it!" Jiang Cheng continued to roar.
Gu Fei walked forward, and after walking a few steps, he heard a squeak coming from the night wind. After a while of identification, he finally heard that it was a happy birthday song.
happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...
I can also see that there is an automatic birthday candle on the ground. When it is lit, it will bounce off, and start singing with a few small candles.
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you.
"Did you hear me!" Jiang Cheng shouted.
"I heard!" Gu Fei nodded vigorously with a smile.
"Come on!" Jiang Cheng beckoned.
Gu Fei walked over to him, whistling along with the cricket-like chirping that came from the candle as he walked.
Happy birthday bro.
Hope you are always so happy.
Happy birthday bro.
Hope you always smile like a ray of sunshine.
Happy birthday bro.
I hope you have no regrets when you think about this day in the future.
Happy birthday.
"It's for you," Jiang Cheng crouched down and pointed to a small box next to the candle, "I made it, see if you like it... If you don't like it, hold it for me."
Gu Fei also squatted down and picked up the small box on the ground. Through the glass on the lid of the box, he could see the contents inside at a glance, two little people who were kissing each other.
"Like it," he laughed, opened the lid, and saw a very delicate little keychain, "how do you do it?"
"Pindou," Jiang Cheng took out the keychain and put it in his hand, "Have you ever played?"
"What's wrong with your hand?" Gu Fei grabbed his finger.
"It's been hot for two," Jiang Cheng tutted, "Fuck you, you don't know how annoying this thing is to make, and it's a fucking children's educational toy, which child plays with an iron!"
Gu Fei laughed, pinched his finger, put it to his lips and kissed: "Thank you."
"Can you use it?" Jiang Cheng asked.
"Use it," Gu Fei took out his key from his pocket and put the keychain on it, "It just so happens that I don't have a keychain."
"Where's my gift?" Jiang Cheng looked at him.
"This gift..." Gu Fei put the paper bag in front of him, "I also made it myself, but it's not as delicate as yours, I'm going wild."
Jiang Cheng felt that his heart was beating a little violently, his hands trembled even more dedicatedly than when he was making Doudou, and when he reached out and took out the contents of the paper bag, he actually didn't hold it.
"Fuck, so heavy?" He was stunned. "What is it?"
"So delicate," Gu Fei said, "Don't you have a lot of strength when you shoot a three-pointer?"
"Fuck," Jiang Cheng smiled, and took out the contents of the paper bag. It was a flat box like a pizza box. When he opened it, he was stunned for ten seconds, stared at it for a long time before raising his head, "Maze? "
"Yeah," Gu Fei nodded, took out a quail egg-sized metal ball from his pocket, placed a bright silver metal ball on it, and made a subtle sound like a bell, "This is me."
"What about me?" Jiang Cheng asked.
"There." Gu Fei pointed to the corner of the maze.
This is a labyrinth welded with iron plates. Below is a one-foot-square iron plate with channels welded with long and short iron bars.
Jiang Cheng never imagined that Gu Fei had such skills. Looking at the heavy maze in his hands, the roughness and wildness revealed the delicateness. Every corner and every interface was handled smoothly and evenly. Carefully polished.
The small steel ball of "Gu Fei" can be rolled, but the small steel ball of "Jiang Cheng" did not know what method it was used, but it was fixed at the exit of the maze. When the small steel ball of "Gu Fei" found the exit, it would talk to "Jiang Cheng". The little steel balls collided.
"Damn it, Gu Fei," Jiang Cheng looked at Gu Fei, "You still do this?"
"Well," Gu Fei smiled, "I also thought about what to give you for a long time, and finally I thought about making one myself. Here, these materials and tools are easy to find..."
"Thank you." Jiang Cheng put his hand on Gu Fei's knee, leaned in and kissed him.
Gu Fei responded to him without a single pause.
Although at this moment, he should close his eyes and enjoy this moment of silence, but he is reluctant to close his eyes. There is a colorful light in the corner of his eyes, and in front of him is Gu Fei's side face that is reflected in the light, and there is a heavy Shadow's eyelashes... Jiang Cheng wanted to try his best to separate his eyes, but with the current distance, it was obviously impossible, so he gave up and looked at Gu Fei.
"Are those bricks?" Gu Fei asked when the two of them walked back together.
"Yeah," Jiang Cheng nodded while playing with the maze, the small steel ball is hollow, there is no known structure inside, and it makes a nice clanging sound when rolling, "There's no one behind the steel mill building their own house. Well, I went to buy it from someone."
"Did you use fluorescent powder?" Gu Fei asked with a smile, putting his hand on his back.
"Well," Jiang Cheng lowered his head and followed him, "the kind that I bought, I wanted to buy it online, but I was afraid that it would be too late, but I ran for a few days to find a store that sold this stuff, how about it, isn't it beautiful?"
"Beautiful, too creative." Gu Fei said.
"How many paths are there in the maze?" Jiang Cheng asked.
"One," Gu Fei replied, "It should be easy for you, Xueba."
"Yes," Jiang Cheng held the maze in front of him, and with a light shake of his hand, the "Gu Fei" small steel ball passed through the two corners along the passage, and slammed into the "Jiang Cheng" small steel ball with a ding." I got one."
Gu Fei laughed for a long time: "Hey, in fact, I originally picked a high-level labyrinth and wanted to make it, but the area is not enough."
"I like this." Jiang Cheng said.
Back at the rental house, it was already past two o'clock. Jiang Cheng glanced at his mobile phone. Usually, he was already asleep at the moment, but today he didn't have any sleepiness at all.
As soon as he entered the room and put his things away, he rushed over and hugged Gu Fei, and pushed Gu Fei into the room with one touch after another.
"Brother Cheng," Gu Fei was pushed onto the bed by him and asked with a smile, "What do you think?"
"Evil thoughts," Jiang Cheng rubbed against the socket of his neck, "the thoughts of hooligans... are very numerous, and the waves are turbulent..."
"It's a coincidence," Gu Fei put his hand into his clothes and rubbed his back gently, "I am also so evil and rascal, and the waves are also very turbulent."
"Gu Fei," Jiang Cheng lightly took a bite on his neck, pulled off his collar and licked the teeth marks on his collarbone, "I think, I have to have something different to do with you, I can be really down to earth, otherwise I will be jealous."
"Then..." Gu Fei's hand slipped on his lap, "Do something."
"Well," Jiang Cheng smiled, and after laughing, he choked on it for a while before he opened his mouth with difficulty, "That's right, I never asked you... That's it, what do you mean... what? Well, still... or what... what?"
"What and what?" Gu Fei laughed.
"That's right... don't fucking laugh," Jiang Cheng grabbed a hand on his waist, raised his arms and looked at him, "Do you want to fuck me?"
fuck!
Jiang Cheng contestant!
Contestant Jiang Cheng's face has been cultivated to a new level!
How could he say such a shameless sentence!
Just say it!
After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he felt that the fire had burned from the soles of his feet to the Tianling Gai, and his whole body was burning with shame because of his own shamelessness. Fortunately, there was only a small yellow light in the room, and he was still carrying the light, Gu Fei should watch it. less than the color on his face.
Gu Fei was obviously stunned for a while, and it took a while for him to regain his senses.
"Ah," Jiang Cheng responded, and then quickly replied, "No, I don't mean it too much, you want to… whatever, uh, it's fine."
"Really?" Gu Fei looked at him with his arms on his back, and stroked his stomach with his fingers through the clothes, "If you want, I can really cooperate..."
These words were like a ball of fire pressing directly on Jiang Cheng's face. His breathing stopped for a moment, and after gasping for a few seconds, he opened his mouth again: "I was afraid of hurting you, so..."
He returned his hand and touched under his pillow, and took out a piece of paper: "After all, our education since childhood is to respect the old and love the young, so I just checked the information."
"What?" Gu Fei was stunned.
Gu Fei's surprise made Jiang Cheng feel a little unhappy like a thirsty old hooligan: "Don't you understand, scumbag, I fucking checked the Internet to find out how to do it, and it won't hurt!"
After being stunned, Gu Fei was stunned for a while, and then turned his head to laugh. He couldn't hold back his laughter: "Brother Cheng, don't be like this. At this time, when you do this, my smile will soften."
"Fuck off," Jiang Cheng squeezed his chin and pulled his face back to face him, "Forget it, don't watch it if you don't want to, just do whatever you want."
"Can we not raise our eyebrows like this?" Gu Fei withdrew his smile and stared at him, "You love the young and I want to respect the old."
Jiang Cheng didn't say anything, and stared at him.
"Or?" Gu Fei raised his arm and hooked his neck.
Jiang Cheng paused for two seconds, then straightened up, raised his hand, took off his shirt, threw himself on top of him, grabbed the waist of his trousers and yanked it down.
The author has something to say:
The first time who went up and who went down should have been able to see it”__﹁, and add another explanation to attack each other. But if you don't drive, knowing this won't quench your thirst. ⊙▽⊙.
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-Ah, the sky above the head of the Flying Party! !
-Ah, ah, as expected, my brother-in-law attacked!
-The Feicheng Party is heartbroken...
-Flying Party Standing and flying for a second, anyway, there will be more big flying attacks in the future!
- I really let it fly!
-Hahahahaha is really modesty with each other
-Ah, I'm doing something, I'm doing something, no matter what, I'm doing it anyway!